OR BECOME DETROIT.
THIS IS HOW DIPLOMACY SECTION WARS SHOULD ALWAYS BE WAGED AND RESPONDED TO.
THIS IS HOW DIPLOMACY SECTION WARS SHOULD ALWAYS BE WAGED AND RESPONDED TO.
FINALLY
Are we stooping so low already?
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5332
Are we stooping so low already?
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5332
By "we" do you mean "I?"
And by "stooping" do you mean 'attacking at 3am on a Friday?'
Or perhaps you don't understand the concept of total war?(click to show/hide)
I attacked at 7:30pm today. Their nighttime pushed it back to 3am.
I attacked at 7:30pm today. Their nighttime pushed it back to 3am.
Rekt gf
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5322
Did a very tiny bit better than 1:1 on an attack against a fairly defensible fief with a decent incline to walk up.
I suppose not capping flags on any attack means the attackers were, in fact, rekt.
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This is the first time the Goblins have been defeated in a pitched battle. May they never win another.(click to show/hide)
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If the scatclan can 2hand, so can you.
You know you're topdogGOBBLINTROLL when people are ecstatic that they went less than 1:1 against you with better armor on defense. It ain't no thing scat clan, we got more for you.
Scat clan, I hope you realize that your biggest victory is not being steamrolled by the GOBBLIN KINGDOM.I think you fail to understand that I'm just trying to have fun with this.
I think you fail to understand that I'm just trying to have fun with this.
THE SOVEREIGN KINGDOM SHALL NOT FAULTER.
ibiran sux u can have it
Also we pretty much went 1:1 in every fief except for ibiran because ibiran is literally the worst fief to defend so lol(click to show/hide)
Come attack Kelredan we'll see how long that lasts pitstash
Also we pretty much went 1:1 in every fief except for ibiran
Why would I attack you. Go ahead and camp. Just admit you got shit on.
Is that right?
Burglen 1st attack:(click to show/hide)
Burglen 2nd attack:(click to show/hide)
Tahlberl:(click to show/hide)
Ibiran :(click to show/hide)
You personally did quite well in the defense of Tahlberl, and I commend you for that. That said, the performance of the rest of Third RL is less than stellar and certainly not 1:1. You should be publicly thanking your excellent and capable mercs--people like Firebus, Lumetta, Tristran, and Kesh, just to name a few--rather than trying to conflate their successes with the ability of your actual faction members.
Good luck taking Tahlberl or Kelredan. You'll have to pry those from the King's cold, dead hands and his VASSALS
You personally did quite well in the defense of Tahlberl, and I commend you for that. That said, the performance of the rest of Third RL is less than stellar and certainly not 1:1. You should be publicly thanking your excellent and capable mercs--people like Firebus, Lumetta, Tristran, and Kesh, just to name a few--rather than trying to conflate their successes with the ability of your actual faction members.
When I said 1:1, I meant the strat faction as a whole- not particularly my clan in specific. That's always what I'm referring to, as personal KDs do not matter to me, it's about the whole thing. As for you guys "not getting less than 1:1" as a whole in the actual battles, a few battles losses were practically so close that they were LESS THAN 100 tickets apart. So don't pretend like you're doing well. Really, just don't. You're going to run out of troops unless you throw some more in, so let's see it.
Listen mate, I spent 6 months honing my ability to ignore jackass remarks through reading Keshian's posts, you can't goad me into anything here you autistic Spergburglar.
Listen mate, I spent 6 months honing my ability to ignore jackass remarks through reading Keshian's posts, you can't goad me into anything here you autistic Spergburglar.You forgot your point 36 font, this isn't acceptable.
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Clearly this is Photoshopped, as leader of the Unicorns I know none of my people who would welcome a rider from your clan.
We only like being mounted by Cavalieres. :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
Clearly this is Photoshopped, as leader of the Unicorns I know none of my people who would welcome a rider from your clan.
We only like being mounted by Cavalieres. :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
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i had my doubts bout the gobblins... but i gotta say... they have inspired much activity amongst WFA and SKoT and I think that is fantastic. It makes sense... strat is boring as fuck if you aren't fighting anyone so newer factions having someone to fight isn't so bad! I look forward to more XP!
Shouldve put Rainbowdash because Rainbowdash is about 20% better then Princess Celestia
Clearly this is Photoshopped, as leader of the Unicorns I know none of my people who would welcome a rider from your clan.
We only like being mounted by Cavalieres. :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
You wanna talk about mobilization efficiency, how about you talk about the one motherfucker that put together like 10 armies for an entire faction he created as a joke.
Whos got two thumbs and is totally that guy?(click to show/hide)
You wanna talk about mobilization efficiency, how about you talk about the one motherfucker that put together like 10 armies for an entire faction he created as a joke.
Whos got two thumbs and is totally that guy?(click to show/hide)
That's a rather presumptuous and far too serious way of speaking to someone who started this Strategus round with a clan consisting of 3 people who had never played Strategus and had only500420 troops that they got from a benefactor (FIDLGB). Look where I am now. You think I haven't done anything similar to you between then and now?
That's a rather presumptuous and far too serious way of speaking to someone who started this Strategus round with a clan consisting of 3 people who had never played Strategus and had only 500 troops that they got from a benefactor (FIDLGB). Look where I am now. You think I haven't done anything similar to you between then and now?
That's a rather presumptuous and far too serious way of speaking to someone who started this Strategus round with a clan consisting of 3 people who had never played Strategus and had only500420 troops that they got from a benefactor (FIDLGB). Look where I am now. You think I haven't done anything similar to you between then and now? I think I've earned myself a bit of fun after over half a year of hardcore sperging as a nerdleader of one of the most consistently active Strat factions who always accomplished more than its numbers would have led people to expect.
Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.
You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.
Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.
You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.
Bonesaw actually declared all those wars himself.
Also, there is no fun to strat once you are no longer shit talking while backed up against a wall. Savor it and don't take it all to heart. Have some good times.
Bonesaw actually declared all those wars himself.
Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.
You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.
Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.
You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.
And from the looks of it, you beat both. Also, I don't think a 400 man army is considered the whole faction...(click to show/hide)
You had 1 battle with teutonic and then no more for almost two months. And even then, by the time you attacked teutonic, you DoWed FCC as well.
What ladder is that?
200 rounds of Mauser 8mm? Nice.
Don't pull "I was just attacking Anders". He was in our faction before you attacked
I determining which I want. One is Corrosive(IE old surplus) the other is newer. 200 rnds, $60 versus 240 for $180. I think i'll buy the old surplus shit.
Well you see, it goes back a long way..
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/daruvian's-christian-gaming-foundation-for-homosexual-youths-military-alliance/msg764831/#msg764831
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/cikel's-unified-network-of-traders-declares-war-on-dl-legion!!!/msg764828/#msg764828
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/new-bulugur-declares-war-on-anders/msg764823/#msg764823
Honestly, I think Daruvian was just waiting for his chance to become his own non-Frisian man once again and actually attack Anders. Everybody starting out has probably thought that attacking Anders would be a good idea. It was bound to happen eventually. I don't think it was anything against your faction or used as a bull shit excuse or anything like that, just an unfortunate situation.
(also if you want a laugh you should seriously look at those threads)
I move that we mute everyone on the forums except for Shitknife and I and then we just shitpost back and forth at each other in 36 point text ad nauseam.
The Sovereign Kingdom ofTwohandLongsword.
May i ask..? who the fuck are you?
May i ask..? who the fuck are you?
May i ask..? who the fuck are you?
[/size]MEANWHILEIN THE MATTERS OF "MUTE EVERYONE BUT KING AWESOME SHIFTKNIFE AND THE GOBBLIN TUUURD"I am sorry but you can't just "shitpost back and forth at each other in 36 point text ad nauseam."
You need somone to post PONY/VASSAL themed propoganda.
I hereby nominate myself. The royal portraitist of the elite most gracious.
SOVEREIGN KINGDOM OF THIRDARREL
AND IT'S LOYAL VASSALS
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(http://pictures.linkmesh.com/dragons/imagenes/unicorn_and_warrior.jpg)You see that personal portrait?(click to show/hide)
Can you guess who that sexy VASSAL is?
With his noble UNICORN STEED(click to show/hide)
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Let me show you what a unicorn steed looks like. When you can show me a portrait of yourself with a real noble beast such as this then I'll acknowledge your claims, until that moment happens please continue basking in your delusions.sex
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I DON'T NEED TO ANSWER TO YOU FOOLS
WE HAVE FOUND OUR NEW LOVE
THE NOBLEST OF DONKEY STEEDS
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