Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 03, 2013, 07:52:52 pm
Dont know this. Explain
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on August 03, 2013, 08:01:40 pm
You got your hands don't you?
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Necrorave on August 03, 2013, 08:02:16 pm
Who needs women when you have all the big chubby men in your clan?
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Lars on August 03, 2013, 08:13:17 pm
Are you that ugly-unfunny and weakling in real life? If you are unfunny and boring there's not much you can do i think, but you can always improve your face aesthetically using plastic surgery if you are so ugly, even tho i see many ugly motherfuckers together with good looking chicks here, but that's probably because they are NOT unfunny and maybe some of them also have lot of €€€€€€€€€€€.
So the good news is that you can improve your weak body, put up a bit of muscles, and if you are rly ugly you can use plastic surgery in order to have a pretty face. Improving your weak mind can be a bit harder .
Are you a Dutch midget? Dutch ppl should be the 2nd tallest ppl in the world, after the inhabitants of the Dinaric Alps. Are you sad because you are a midget, and ppl think you are a bad person because your heart is too close to your arsehole???
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on August 03, 2013, 08:50:33 pm
le cancer
le Go back to le 9gag
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Christo on August 03, 2013, 09:58:43 pm
Isn't that le reddit?
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Boerenlater on August 03, 2013, 09:59:40 pm
I dont go on 9gag or reddit (those sites are for my old friends) so dunno why you think i go on that
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Christo on August 03, 2013, 10:02:57 pm
Reddit can be useful actually, it branches out for almost anything, I like to browse dota/warframe ones for information or just luls.
Nothing more really.
9GAG, I never browse it myself, but friends always link shit from there, so I tend to end up there often..
On topic: He probably does because of that comic style.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: no_rules_just_play on August 04, 2013, 12:38:35 am
what boards do you browse, boerenlater? I never saw it anywhere else but on /fit/ (oh the irony)
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: zagibu on August 04, 2013, 12:51:10 am
You have no gf because you sit here in front of the computer instead of being at a party and talking to girls.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Miwiw on August 04, 2013, 01:16:51 am
You can still have a relationship at 30+. But before that, better stay alone. Still time for parties ofc.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: wanteds on August 04, 2013, 03:25:14 am
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 05, 2013, 06:51:26 am
Sex? Never heard of that gamemode!
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Panos_ on August 05, 2013, 08:24:00 am
Sure!
Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you play videogames together, watch tv series together, she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!
Yes man! GF`s are fun! :|
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Christo on August 05, 2013, 08:26:20 am
Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you play videogames together, watch tv series together, she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!
Yes man! GF`s are fun! :|
Ouch, Pan. That sucks, why did she break up with you? Did she tell anything?
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Panos_ on August 05, 2013, 08:29:16 am
She never told me, and to be honest I stopped asking after the second time, because I despise begging , but my guess would be that she found a richer guy than me, because I highly doubt that anyone else in Greece is more handsome than I am :mrgreen:
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Christo on August 05, 2013, 08:32:16 am
Egh.
Vultures.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 05, 2013, 08:35:05 am
Heads up men. I'm also sad, my gf left me on saturday. She'll be back on wednesday though, she's on a short trip with a friend. Cant wait to see my honeybunny again
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Prpavi on August 05, 2013, 04:59:37 pm
Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you play videogames together, watch tv series together, she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!
Yes man! GF`s are fun! :|
I feel you man, I'm still recovering from my last gf ( total energy vampire). Have never been so emotionaly drained in my entire life and all that in a mostly passive way. torture.
Went through a rebound chick after that, ofc taht didn't work out, as we both knew it wouldnt, went to a brothel to "quench my thirst" wasnt bad from a physical point of view...
I'm so careful now, my next will have to be a quiet kind chick, always was a magnet for the psycho chicks, no more I say no more!
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 05, 2013, 05:07:54 pm
Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you play videogames together, watch tv series together, she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!
Yes man! GF`s are fun! :|
Serves you right for "dating" a 14-years-old. Even cmp wouldn't do that.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 05, 2013, 10:34:23 pm
I have a solution, next time you see a hot girl approach her and talk only with the crpg menu commands. She will love it!
This is a great plan.
approaches girl girl: hey you need somethin? dude: I am building a siege tower! girl: what? dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower! girl: ... dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier! girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya. dude: Those Bastaaards! girl splashes drink in face. ... ... ... dude: You'll pay with your life!
Cops show up dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: zagibu on August 06, 2013, 08:18:01 pm
It's insane when you think how they managed to put commands for every situation in life in this menu.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Shemaforash on August 07, 2013, 12:40:11 am
approaches girl girl: hey you need somethin? dude: I am building a siege tower! girl: what? dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower! girl: ... dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier! girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya. dude: Those Bastaaards! girl splashes drink in face. ... ... ... dude: You'll pay with your life!
Cops show up dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!
lol
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Angantyr on August 07, 2013, 01:42:08 am
approaches girl girl: hey you need somethin? dude: I am building a siege tower! girl: what? dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower! girl: ... dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier! girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya. dude: Those Bastaaards! girl splashes drink in face. ... ... ... dude: You'll pay with your life!
Cops show up dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!
*dude approaches girl* dude: I need help girl: oh hello there, how can I help you? dude: Follow me! I need help! *she follows him into some back alley* dude: I am attacking! Open the gate! girl: what? *he stairs at her ass* dude: open the gate! girl: ok, this is a bit weird, I'm gonna go *he suddenly grabs her* dude: Infantry! Hooooooooooooooooooold! girl: omg, what are you doing? dude: I am opening the gate! girl: omg nooooo, dont touch me, somebody help! dude: No! (silent) dude: I am attacking! I'm going for the flag! girl: I beg you, I'm still a virgin. Not there, not there! *he bends her over and positions her into doggy style* dude: I am deploying equipment! dude: Incoming infantry from behind! girl: AAAAAAAA dude: FOR THE DAWWWG!!! *some time later* dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Release Arrows! Archerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!
The End.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Christo on August 07, 2013, 05:27:35 am
o_O
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 07, 2013, 07:01:39 am
Women are overrated Goats and cats are all you need...
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Jarold on August 07, 2013, 07:18:34 am
I got two girlfriends that will pleasure me whenever I ask, Lefty and Righty.
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 07, 2013, 08:24:02 am
*dude approaches girl* dude: I need help girl: oh hello there, how can I help you? dude: Follow me! I need help! *she follows him into some back alley* dude: I am attacking! Open the gate! girl: what? *he stairs at her ass* dude: open the gate! girl: ok, this is a bit weird, I'm gonna go *he suddenly grabs her* dude: Infantry! Hooooooooooooooooooold! girl: omg, what are you doing? dude: I am opening the gate! girl: omg nooooo, dont touch me, somebody help! dude: No! (silent) dude: I am attacking! I'm going for the flag! girl: I beg you, I'm still a virgin. Not there, not there! *he bends her over and positions her into doggy style* dude: I am deploying equipment! dude: Incoming infantry from behind! girl: AAAAAAAA dude: FOR THE DAWWWG!!! *some time later* dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Release Arrows! Archerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!
The End.
I inhaled my drink and it went up my nose, 10/10
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: wanteds on August 07, 2013, 10:37:40 am
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: That feel when no girlfriend
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 07, 2013, 03:31:15 pm