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Title: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on January 15, 2013, 06:31:43 pm
Hello,

Does anyone remember Loooshus?  A while back he held an essay contest, the winners of which received shiny, glorious looms from the venerable librarian's vault.  Not only that, but it moved many members of the CRPG community to produce splendid works of literary art based on the topic "the unfortunate assassination of chadz." For an example of one of these masterpieces, check out "The Taste", found below.
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I graded those essays, and therefore benefited from a portion of the proceeds of that contest.  Now I am doing something similar. 

Whoever can write the best poem (judged by me) will win my looms.

PRIZES
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The rules are below.

1. Yes, this is for reals.
2. There will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes as well as honorable mention.
3. All prizes are +3. Gold is available for honorable mentions, if any.
4. Deadline will be approx three weeks, subject to change.
5. The poems:
     A. Must be creative.
     B. Can be any style.  Rhyming, free-verse, sonnet, psalm, limerick, or whatever.  They can be inspiring, bawdy, mournful, quiet, provoking, epic, etc.
     C. Can be as long or short as needed, as long as its creative.
     D. Must be original work.
     E. Must have a title.
     F. Must be posted in this thread behind a spoiler.
     G. Must have at least something to do with the topic- "Melee: Battlegrounds"
        Clarification on topic:
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6. I am the sole judge, and the winners will be subjectively chosen based on how much I enjoy their poems.

Ask any questions here as well.  Good Luck to all participants!

Update:
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Contest is over:
RESULTS:
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on January 15, 2013, 06:35:47 pm
Jest & Greed
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(i canTdo poetry but pfr33 lums plos)

Edit: this edit isnt here, the spoilers were there all along!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Everkistus on January 15, 2013, 06:41:58 pm
Surprising news
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: LordBerenger on January 15, 2013, 06:53:40 pm
It's times like this i wish i played acoustic guitar, had a teenage boy band voice and watched The Notebook alone so i could get dat inspiration.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: brockssn on January 15, 2013, 07:54:54 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 15, 2013, 08:08:31 pm
     G. Must have at least something to do with the topic- "Melee: Battlegrounds"

UGH.

I will probably post something in a while, but man that one thing is just stomping all over my creative license like an angry donkey.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Panos on January 15, 2013, 08:15:42 pm
I got three times permabanned
And everyone believed that I was done
But I never gave up
Because I am a cunt   :twisted:


Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Cyclopsided on January 15, 2013, 08:17:12 pm
Three weeks? Hmmm I might write one, one of these days.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Kafein on January 15, 2013, 08:19:29 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on January 15, 2013, 08:19:43 pm
UGH.

I will probably post something in a while, but man that one thing is just stomping all over my creative license like an angry donkey.

Although it was meant to be a lattice-work structure upon which your vine-like poems could grow, I realize it could be a burden as well.

It doesnt have to be the main topic of the poem, but it can be.  As long as the poem even remotely suggests, hints at, mentions, or can in some way conceivably be applied to the required topic (in whole or in part), this requirement will be met.  Benefit of the doubt will be given to the author.

It's meant to be less of a strict requirement and more of a loosely unifying theme that can remotely connect the submissions.

I've added this info to the first post, so everyone's on the same page.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Apsod on January 15, 2013, 09:02:44 pm
My entry.
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Jesse on January 16, 2013, 01:05:15 am
 Pleasures of the battle field
 
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tanken on January 16, 2013, 01:23:09 am
Many Tales to Come..

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Elmuri on January 16, 2013, 09:10:02 am
The truth
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on January 16, 2013, 10:43:03 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: SMEGMAR on January 17, 2013, 02:02:48 am
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Panos on January 17, 2013, 02:08:29 am
^ I wish i was a girl just so I could suck your cock as a reward for writing that masterpiece..

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: oohillac on January 17, 2013, 04:57:00 am
Since the OP's link points to the wrong post, and my original post lost some punctuation in the forumswitch, here it is again:

NOT A POETRY ENTRY

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on January 18, 2013, 05:19:22 pm
Original post updated with:

PRIZES
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: brockssn on January 18, 2013, 06:09:00 pm
very nice prizes!  :P
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on January 18, 2013, 07:22:06 pm
cRPG - Poem

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on January 18, 2013, 09:26:34 pm
To all of my architects, let me be traitor:
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 19, 2013, 02:48:16 pm
^ I wish i was a girl just so I could suck your cock as a reward for writing that masterpiece..
Panos always had a thing for teenage boys, even arrogant and ugly ones.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 19, 2013, 02:58:20 pm
I remembered that ban essay from Templar_Grey which i liked a lot.
For ref its posted there: http://forum.meleegaming.com/unban-essays/the-saga-of-dishonour-%28unbann-essay-i-dont-do-that%29/

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Kuhparnicuhs on January 19, 2013, 03:49:22 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tibe on January 19, 2013, 04:57:34 pm
chadz will have a new game
with a pretty stupid name,
that hopefully will gain fame
or my rage will not be tame.

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 19, 2013, 05:02:25 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
Give me your looms
 :cry:
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Alexander_TheGreat_ on January 19, 2013, 05:07:59 pm
Goodbye Garison  :oops:

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Good luck in the future Garison  :oops: :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tibe on January 19, 2013, 05:12:21 pm
From cRPG to Melee: Battlegrounds
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Too long, trying too hard and kissing ass, disqualify him!!!!  :D
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Alexander_TheGreat_ on January 19, 2013, 08:25:22 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Ubereem on January 19, 2013, 09:56:29 pm
Terror Will Defeat Reason, Terror You Say?

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: isatis on January 19, 2013, 11:21:57 pm

Well... would be much much better in French but I'll still try :D

Three Jolly Beggars Have Halted
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tanken on January 20, 2013, 12:18:04 am
Okay, finally wrote it. http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/garison's-crpg-loom-giveaway-p/msg701443/#msg701443
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Torben on January 20, 2013, 11:14:58 am
part time heroes

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 20, 2013, 11:41:37 am
I don't want a new memory
I don't care for your history
I need to feel you close to me
whispering you will ever be
      ...Don't go Gari!

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on January 20, 2013, 04:15:08 pm
I may or may not leave crpg.  I just had a kid so time is at a premium.
If necessary, I may totally bail...or perhaps I'll just retire once and play out my days as a casual with a +1.

Either way, these looms will be redistributed.  That much is certain!
About 2 weeks before I start reviewing the entries.

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Belatu on January 20, 2013, 04:45:08 pm
Leesin for the Win!!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 20, 2013, 06:29:35 pm
Congratz man, with the short nights coming you won't have much time for grinding, are you sure you shouldn't keep your looms for your kid when he/she comes of age for crpg?
Fucking troll living inside of me, can't turn it off, wishing you the best mate!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Rage_Guy on January 20, 2013, 07:27:21 pm
Rage Guy is the best,
I will kill you,
because you can't block,
You're a noob.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: XyNox on January 20, 2013, 07:49:37 pm
let me try

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on January 20, 2013, 08:11:28 pm
Im a poet,
and didn't know it

 :oops:
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: SMEGMAR on January 22, 2013, 04:06:26 pm
Many Tales to Come..

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You should write lyrics for Manowar.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tore on January 22, 2013, 11:14:23 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
HX is gay
And so are you
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Protemus on January 22, 2013, 11:19:39 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on January 23, 2013, 11:57:16 am
The story:
The projectile and the greatsword

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on January 24, 2013, 05:32:29 am
Hey all –
Look, not going for any kind of exception here, but the honest truth is that I’ve been kept against my will behind a firewall for a few weeks now that will not let me get on the website to watch the Battlegrounds video (I’m at hospital). To that end I know nothing about the game, so my poem is (hopefully) going off of the themes I expect to find therein, as opposed to whatever tidbits of information about the game the rest of you are privy to. Hope that fits the requirement well enough. To that end:


The crows


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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on January 25, 2013, 06:27:16 pm
Update:
Contest closes feb 5th.  So the 4th is the last day for submissions.


Note:
Entries can be edited or changed up to the deadline.
I've only read a couple entries so far, but from what I've seen I feel compelled to remind that all the rules must be followed to be considered for a prize. 

I'm updating the OP with this info.

Good luck, you filthy animals.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: FrugFrug on January 25, 2013, 06:39:07 pm
Hoofs and boots trod through the mud,
Their sound drowning out even the thunder,
And here stood a man atop the wall,
Not afraid of what lay under.


I was very happy once I reached this part of the poem because I didn't have to stare at your avatar anymore...
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 25, 2013, 06:56:29 pm
The next kings of kd
Will be ze cavalry
GK or four twenty
Thank chadz and cmp
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 26, 2013, 11:05:06 am
A two hander hero
in every place you go
raging like a kiddo
spamming like a mad bro
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on January 26, 2013, 11:07:36 am
Go to the ban section
tell your admin champion
to stick a yellow star
on that bad teamkillar
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Dezilagel on January 28, 2013, 12:50:21 pm
I would like to submit a piece in the name of another.

"I've got 798 fucks, and they're all for You" by GEEKILLER95

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This is truly the greatest piece of crpg-related poetry ever created.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Umbra on January 28, 2013, 02:57:34 pm
The story of the peasant Fengbald the bold

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on January 29, 2013, 06:08:50 pm
One week remains.

On that day of tears and mourning
When from the ashes
Arises guilty man
to be judged
Mournful that day
When from the ashes
Arises guilty man
to be judged
Have mercy on them, Lord
Gentle Lord Jesus
Grant them eternal rest

                -Mozart's Lacrimosa
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 03, 2013, 08:19:04 pm
bumping for last day in case someone hasn't seen this yet.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: LordRichrich on February 04, 2013, 12:59:36 am
Ode to the prospect of a good video game

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I know it's rather cryptic, but I'm relating to the sexual desires we all have, and our eagerness, for chadz new game!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 04, 2013, 03:41:15 am
Hello Hanson And other poem submitters!!

Me and my boys have Been hard at working in the kitchen to Cook up a poem to be frying worthy of your AWESOME!!!!!!!! contest

https://soundcloud.com/jangus-a/gforce-rap

Really Hope u enjoy it lots of luck to other submitters ! :o
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on February 04, 2013, 11:24:45 pm
Hello Hanson And other poem submitters!!

Me and my boys have Been hard at working in the kitchen to Cook up a poem to be frying worthy of your AWESOME!!!!!!!! contest

https://soundcloud.com/jangus-a/gforce-rap

Really Hope u enjoy it lots of luck to other submitters ! :o

g force mafia
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tanken on February 05, 2013, 08:11:35 pm
So the Poetry contest ends today eh? Good day for me to be unmuted, looking forward to the results. Also, awesome rap Guiseppe lol. I had to listen to your other ones, are those also you Jangus? I kind of want to piss you off really bad in Strat to hear another rap.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 05, 2013, 08:19:03 pm
Wy does the average NA player have the uncontrollable urge to be a rapper?
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 05, 2013, 08:28:39 pm
Wy does the average NA player have the uncontrollable urge to be a rapper?

Let me answer that by quoting a Bubba Sparxxx line:

"I didn't choose to rhyme. Rhyming chose me. So I hit the ground runnin', like a nosebleed."
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 05, 2013, 08:34:10 pm
Let me answer that by quoting a Bubba Sparxxx line:

"I didn't choose to rhyme. Rhyming chose me. So I hit the ground runnin', like a nosebleed."

I have no idea what that meant!  :?
Nevermind though, this is too complicated for a simpleminded boy like me to grasp!  :P
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: MrShine on February 05, 2013, 08:44:24 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 06, 2013, 04:40:22 am
The contest is closed!  Let the judgement commence!

I will declare winners and begin distributing delicious looms by the end of the week at the latest.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 06, 2013, 07:04:29 pm
It is finished.

Thank you all for participating!  There were some real gems, and those were quite enjoyable to read.  It made me glad to hold this contest.  Perhaps chadz can even use some of these as propaganda for his new game. 
There were also some real shit-balls out there, and many poems that were pretty good but not quite good enough.
We will talk about those no further.

Before the winners are announced and prize instructions given, I have a poem for all of you.

Holocaustum
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The Winners:
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Instructions

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Congrats to the winners. 

To all entrants:
May chadz shine his face upon thee, and grant thee peace.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 06, 2013, 07:18:08 pm
HELL YES!!!

I AM CRPG's MOST DECORATED WARRIOR POET!!!

Thanks to Garison for this awesome community enrichment. Now I will have the looms of someone far more experienced than myself. And congrats on your new child, man!

...I always screw up bear/bare...

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Elmuri on February 06, 2013, 07:51:24 pm
My offer is up (Guard_Elmuri), you generous supporter of art.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: SMEGMAR on February 06, 2013, 08:19:25 pm
Hoorah!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 06, 2013, 08:50:56 pm
As an utter noob, it may take me a minute to figure out how the marketplace works, but for the sake of not slowing anyone else down, I choose:

+3 Rus bow
+3 Bodkin arrows
+3 One handed battle axe

I'll go work on the marketplace business now. Thanks again!

EDIT: Oh, and my booth name is NAKED_FANATIC
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: SMEGMAR on February 06, 2013, 09:07:43 pm
My marketplace name is HoC_Mascot_SMEGMAR.
I'd be more than happy to take the +3 Mail Gauntlets. The offer is up.
Thanks again for hosting this contest, and congratulations on the birth of your child!

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Necrorave on February 06, 2013, 09:12:40 pm
Curses!  I was too late to submit a poem.  I have a very homosexual side when it comes to writing.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tanken on February 06, 2013, 09:57:33 pm
Damn you Smegmar! I wanted those Gauntlets! Alrighty, guess that leaves me with the Green Tunic over Mail :]


Thanks Garison for the contest.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=367453
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 06, 2013, 10:03:15 pm

Honorable Mentions

Jacee Joseph_Porta   for Jest and Greed
Not only was this the first entry, but it was entered merely minutes after I posted the contest rules.  It was also funny.  I liked the ending.
80k AWARDED

:D

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 06, 2013, 11:12:04 pm
:D

JP does in minutes what takes most men their lives.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 06, 2013, 11:23:14 pm
im almost as fast as leshma or ToD, almost. :lol:
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 07, 2013, 12:47:30 am
So... I made market "offers", asking for the items in question, but only offering 1 gp in exchange. Is that right?
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tanken on February 07, 2013, 12:59:19 am
I think so, good sir. Let me know if you want to part with that Axe I can offer you something great! just PM me.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 07, 2013, 06:28:37 am
Market trade Up: Name: Giuseppe_Blackrose_GFORCE.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 07, 2013, 01:09:13 pm
put up a trade Club - 80k username Joseph_Porta

;)
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 07, 2013, 03:21:50 pm
Looms are distributed, gold is spent.

Round of applause!

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on February 07, 2013, 05:25:52 pm
Ok I put up a trade, woolen hat for 60k, thanks mate :D
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 07, 2013, 05:53:49 pm
Ok I put up a trade, woolen hat for 60k, thanks mate :D

Leesin...GiuseppeBlackRose stole your prize.  I'm sorry.  I didn't have the time to pay a lot of attention to who was putting up trades, and I accepted his trade.

GiuseppeBlackRose, please forward prize to Leesin.  If you do I will award you a "crazy like a fox" prize of 20k...its the last of the gold I have left over.  You were quite clever in snatching that prize and if you return it you will have actually earned this 20k prize.

Leesin, GiuseppeBlackRose, let me know when this takes place.


Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on February 07, 2013, 06:22:12 pm
How does he 'steal' my prize? lol... Well, I'll await his response, if he responds at all, considering he obviously made the trade in attempt to decieve and have you misclick, which is against the rules btw.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 07, 2013, 06:58:04 pm
GForce mafia donates its gold prize to a inferior Shit poem, in hopes the poem Creator can sell it for Real cash to buy how to make Poems book (http://www.amazon.com/Poetry-Handbook-Mary-Oliver/dp/0156724006).  :rolleyes:

How does he 'steal' my prize? lol... Well, I'll await his response, if he responds at all, considering he obviously made the trade in attempt to decieve and have you misclick, which is against the rules btw.
I Dont steal, I Take what should have been mine. Youre threats dont scare me .. Leesin
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 07, 2013, 07:10:55 pm
GiuseppeBlackRose, your poem did not follow the submission rules and was therefore not considered for a prize.  It was not behind a spoiler and did not have a title.

I've got lots of experience in the marketplace.  Unlawful trades like this one ALWAYS get reversed.  I've had it done 3 or 4 times in my personal experience.  This is your final chance to walk away with a 20k cleverness prize...or leave with nothing once the the trade is forced reversed by an admin.

For every how you display your ignorance on this issue, the "cleverness" prize will reduce by 5k.  Once the 4th hour is up, the trade will be reversed.

Do not soil this good gathering, and my final will and testament, with your debauchery, man!

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 07, 2013, 07:42:26 pm
GiuseppeBlackRose, your poem did not follow the submission rules and was therefore not considered for a prize.  It was not behind a spoiler and did not have a title.

I've got lots of experience in the marketplace.  Unlawful trades like this one ALWAYS get reversed.  I've had it done 3 or 4 times in my personal experience.  This is your final chance to walk away with a 20k cleverness prize...or leave with nothing once the the trade is forced reversed by an admin.

For every how you display your ignorance on this issue, the "cleverness" prize will reduce by 5k.  Once the 4th hour is up, the trade will be reversed.

Do not soil this good gathering, and my final will and testament, with your debauchery, man!

Firstly, is a spoiler Realy necessarily if its behind a link? And second it had a title it was in he url.
The Gold has been transferred to 'LeeSin' For over a hr now, i Do not want the condolence prize, Gold cannot buy honor. Fuck the cleverness prize. May u R.I.S. (I think u can figure taht out, MAn
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 07, 2013, 07:43:33 pm
Yolo
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 07, 2013, 07:47:15 pm
Firstly, is a spoiler Realy necessarily if its behind a link? And second it had a title it was in he url.
The Gold has been transferred to 'LeeSin' For over a hr now, i Do not want the condolence prize, Gold cannot buy honor. Fuck the cleverness prize. May u R.I.S. (I think u can figure taht out, MAn

For your insolence you are being penalized a -5k gold "uncouth penalty."  I've put an offer up, you are required to accept immediately without delay or we will belong all your base.

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 07, 2013, 08:05:34 pm
Oh yeah, you also have to give me $10 real life money USA dollars.

My paypal email is digimon.com

Beware: do not tarry.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 07, 2013, 08:23:12 pm
Firstly, is a spoiler Realy necessarily if its behind a link? And second it had a title it was in he url.
The Gold has been transferred to 'LeeSin' For over a hr now, i Do not want the condolence prize, Gold cannot buy honor. Fuck the cleverness prize. May u R.I.S. (I think u can figure taht out, MAn

I have half a mind to post a rap, just to further show you how weak your position is in all of this. In fact, if I wasn't coughing up blood, I'd get my RL crew together and embarrass you. What kind of fool steals, gives it back and then denies himself a cleverness prize?

Anyway Garison, you're a champ for babysitting all these trolls.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 07, 2013, 08:40:24 pm
I have half a mind to post a rap, just to further show you how weak your position is in all of this. In fact, if I wasn't coughing up blood, I'd get my RL crew together and embarrass you. What kind of fool steals, gives it back and then denies himself a cleverness prize?

Anyway Garison, you're a champ for babysitting all these trolls.
A fool with integrity
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 07, 2013, 08:43:15 pm
A fool with integrity

People with integrity stand by their actions. Children caught being naughty turn around and abandon whatever they've started.

But, hell, I've only seen Goodfellas once, so what do I know about honor?

EDIT:
Do not soil this good gathering, and my final will and testament...

Sorry Garison, couldn't help it. I'm done here!  8-)
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on February 07, 2013, 09:37:48 pm
GForce mafia donates its gold prize to a inferior Shit poem, in hopes the poem Creator can sell it for Real cash to buy how to make Poems book (http://www.amazon.com/Poetry-Handbook-Mary-Oliver/dp/0156724006).  :rolleyes:
I Dont steal, I Take what should have been mine. Youre threats dont scare me .. Leesin

I would prefer if you trolled in English please, it's really hard to read Dogshitiberish, but thanks for my prize money regardless. Btw you might have stood more of a chance at winning something if you not only followed the rules but if your 'rap' ( I use that word lightly ) had anything to do with the new Battlegrounds game at all. :)
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 07, 2013, 10:09:25 pm
I would prefer if you trolled in English please, it's really hard to read Dogshitiberish, but thanks for my prize money regardless. Btw you might have stood more of a chance at winning something if you not only followed the rules but if your 'rap' ( I use that word lightly ) had anything to do with the new Battlegrounds game at all. :)
1. Its just my opinion
2. maybe u should Reread and judge the releveance of it.
3. Your 'poem' (I use that word lightly) is hardly any relevance to battleground.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: LordRichrich on February 07, 2013, 11:26:41 pm
Man he is so gangsta! I think only the Godfather could write a better poem than him!
Cos all the Mafias films, they write poetry right? I mean, they're not the sort of people that hate "pansies" and "queers" and anything like that!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on February 08, 2013, 12:09:30 am
1. Its just my opinion
2. maybe u should Reread and judge the releveance of it.
3. Your 'poem' (I use that word lightly) is hardly any relevance to battleground.

My poem pissed all over your "rap" like a dog on a lampost, my poem was a story about being a horse archer and hoping we can play one in Battlegrounds too, there's the relevance, amazed I had to even point that out to you.

 But seeing as your English is as brilliant as your "rap song" I'm not even going to expect you to comprehend what I wrote, let alone fathom why you didn't win anything. So instead of coming on here to insult me after you deceitfully tried to take gold you didn't deserve, go check yoself before yo wreckself, good sir.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 08, 2013, 02:02:39 am
My poem pissed all over your "rap" like a dog on a lampost, my poem was a story about being a horse archer and hoping we can play one in Battlegrounds too, there's the relevance, amazed I had to even point that out to you.

 But seeing as your English is as brilliant as your "rap song" I'm not even going to expect you to comprehend what I wrote, let alone fathom why you didn't win anything. So instead of coming on here to insult me after you deceitfully tried to take gold you didn't deserve, go check yoself before yo wreckself, good sir.
Yours is unoriginal IVe seen plenty like it. Mine is obvious too like i said go reaed it or go fuck.
Im not insulting you, Im insulting your talent and your obvious attitude that u are a displaying towards me.. If anything u should have splitted that gold. Thats the good thing to do. Its a shame theres little gOod people on this forum .  :cry: :(
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on February 08, 2013, 03:12:30 am
Yours is unoriginal IVe seen plenty like it. Mine is obvious too like i said go reaed it or go fuck.
Im not insulting you, Im insulting your talent and your obvious attitude that u are a displaying towards me.. If anything u should have splitted that gold. Thats the good thing to do. Its a shame theres little gOod people on this forum .  :cry: :(

You're insulting my talent because you didn't win anything lol? I never claimed to be some kind of lyrical genius or a famed poet, I saw the competition and decided to have some fun writing a light hearted rhyme, just like most people in here did. Maybe if you weren't such a douche and also didn't steal the prize gold and just asked nicely for half of it I would have actually thought about it, but now? lol.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 08, 2013, 03:16:40 am
You're insulting my talent because you didn't win anything lol? I never claimed to be some kind of lyrical genius or a famed poet, I saw the competition and decided to have some fun writing a light hearted rhyme, just like most people in here did. Maybe if you weren't such a douche and also didn't steal the prize gold and just asked nicely for half of it I would have actually thought about it, but now? lol.
Im insulting it beause there were clearly better poems in this contest.. You didnt deserve a honorable mention,, sorry.

Im the douche? I was judging better than this contest maker Tbh. I Regret giving u the gold seeing as u cannot even spare the common deceny to reward Acts of kindness (AOK).

Its not suprising that your not going to do a AOK though, You are shallow as a Dojo wall my friend. As you would say.. 'lol'
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Leesin on February 08, 2013, 04:43:14 am
I'M BUTTHURT I DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING WITH MY SHITTY RAP SKILLS

Here, I fixed your post for you, bye.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 08, 2013, 04:43:47 am
Im insulting it beause there were clearly better poems in this contest.. You didnt deserve a honorable mention,, sorry.

Im the douche? I was judging better than this contest maker Tbh. I Regret giving u the gold seeing as u cannot even spare the common deceny to reward Acts of kindness (AOK).

Its not suprising that your not going to do a AOK though, You are shallow as a Dojo wall my friend. As you would say.. 'lol'

How was it an act of kindness to give back what you stole? That's called evening the score, brother. Jesus you're naive.

Also... shallow as a Dojo wall... my god, you are the best poet here after all! I relinquish my prize to you.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Smoothrich on February 08, 2013, 04:52:17 am
a man posts
gol  d

a man gets
g o l d

a man posts
s hi t

that man deserves
s h i t

and you are no
         man
at  a l l
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Crob28 on February 08, 2013, 05:02:17 am
These folks be mad

Cos they rhyming be bad

 :mrgreen:

Gief loomz
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 08, 2013, 05:17:07 am
a man posts
gol  d

a man gets
g o l d

a man posts
s hi t

that man deserves
s h i t

and you are no
         man
at  a l l

Very meta, man. Reminds me of:



l(a

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af

fa

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one

l

iness
—E. E. Cummings
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 08, 2013, 11:08:20 am
Here, I fixed your post for you, bye.
Mature

How was it an act of kindness to give back what you stole? That's called evening the score, brother. Jesus you're naive.

Also... shallow as a Dojo wall... my god, you are the best poet here after all! I relinquish my prize to you.
IF a thief stole 1 mil from a bank and then returned it even thou he didnt have To? Isnt that kind? ITs kinda funny to see things from a goobers point of view like you Lol. Also i dont know if you know but in real life if you find a wallet and return it theres usually a cash reward. Just saying.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on February 08, 2013, 12:05:01 pm
the angry kid making a dad joke got 2nd price, wellcome to crpg, don't come back gari
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 08, 2013, 12:56:38 pm
Mature
IF a thief stole 1 mil from a bank and then returned it even thou he didnt have To? Isnt that kind? ITs kinda funny to see things from a goobers point of view like you Lol. Also i dont know if you know but in real life if you find a wallet and return it theres usually a cash reward. Just saying.
Fucking hell
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Umbra on February 08, 2013, 12:57:25 pm
To all the butthurt people, let me quote a part of the rules:

I am the sole judge, and the winners will be subjectively chosen based on how much I enjoy their poems.


So, it doesent matter what YOU think about your submission, it only matters what HE thinks because he is giving away HIS looms and money.

Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 08, 2013, 01:28:39 pm
To all the butthurt people, let me quote a part of the rules:

I am the sole judge, and the winners will be subjectively chosen based on how much I enjoy their poems.


So, it doesent matter what YOU think about your submission, it only matters what HE thinks because he is giving away HIS looms and money.
Except it was disqualified for a bullshit reason even though it is clearly better Than at elast 70% of these shit peasant poems. Im sorry, But ive entered contests before where the judgment has been fair.. This isnt one of ythem. Umbra i dont know what u have to do with this your not even involved juststop

Im not butthurt, just disapointed
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 08, 2013, 01:37:14 pm
Also i dont know if you know but in real life if you find a wallet and return it theres usually a cash reward. Just saying.

You didn't find a wallet. You stole a wallet, moron. Just saying.

Except it was disqualified for a bullshit reason even though it is clearly better Than at elast 70% of these shit peasant poems.

Hey, better that 70%? I'll give you that. But you needed to be better than the top three guys. And you weren't. Your "poem" was mostly just you repeating the name of your anachronistic clan. Seriously, just stop whining about it and get on with your race-based petty criminal worship in peace and privacy.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on February 08, 2013, 01:39:29 pm
Wololo mod is ded, piss off and keep your ugly looms
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 08, 2013, 01:56:00 pm
You didn't find a wallet. You stole a wallet, moron. Just saying.

Hey, better that 70%? I'll give you that. But you needed to be better than the top three guys. And you weren't. Your "poem" was mostly just you repeating the name of your anachronistic clan. Seriously, just stop whining about it and get on with your race-based petty criminal worship in peace and privacy.
Yes ' I stole' something that should ve been mine anyway.. Yea ok Also nice with the moron attack you asshole.

No, Fr a honorable mention its not out of the top 3, but I Think its better than 'Life of A my old friendcher'.. My poem went into war in calradia. Just because u came 1st doesnt make u the poem master so I think you should  Make like a bee and fuck off...
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 08, 2013, 02:54:46 pm

You are the angriest person on these forums..  :P
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 08, 2013, 03:04:36 pm
I did make a second post later on reminding everyone that the rules must be strictly followed.  I made that post because I noticed some people weren't following submission requirements and I didn't want a nice poem to be overlooked.  I considered it a mercy to give a reminder...and yet there were still 4 or 5 poems I had to pass over...so you are not alone.

Like an angel of death, spying lambs blood on the door
searching spoilers on submissions I pass over ever more
Striking down and killing the most treasured -- the first born
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: BarBeQ on February 08, 2013, 03:06:43 pm
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on February 08, 2013, 05:00:45 pm
go away gari you made me ashamed of writing such a nice selfless poem for you
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: highglandeur on February 08, 2013, 05:21:27 pm
good bye captain gari
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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on February 08, 2013, 05:55:21 pm
Yes ' I stole' something that should ve been mine anyway.. Yea ok Also nice with the moron attack you asshole.

No, Fr a honorable mention its not out of the top 3, but I Think its better than 'Life of A my old friendcher'.. My poem went into war in calradia. Just because u came 1st doesnt make u the poem master so I think you should  Make like a bee and fuck off...
Lol, don't think I've ever seen such a bad loser, I mean damn, crying about how amazing your poem is and how unfairly it got disqualified... it's his own damn looms, if he wanted to he could've just erased his character and not given anyone anything.

Hey guys he didn't pick my exquisite piece of poetry because he hates goats!!! I'm gonna go rob a bank so I get what I deserve... :cry:
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Joseph Porta on February 08, 2013, 10:17:07 pm
Lol, don't think I've ever seen such a bad loser, I mean damn, crying about how amazing your poem is and how unfairly it got disqualified... it's his own damn looms, if he wanted to he could've just erased his character and not given anyone anything.

Hey guys he didn't pick my exquisite piece of poetry because he hates goats!!! I'm gonna go rob a bank so I get what I deserve... :cry:

Who would hate goats?! Theyre awesome!
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Tanken on February 08, 2013, 11:16:33 pm
Hey Garison, lock this thread.  :D
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 08, 2013, 11:29:10 pm
Hey Garison, lock this thread.  :D

I've thought about it...   :P

My contest thread has become more popular now that the contest is over than it ever was before.

Like Obi-Wan, I have become more powerful in death than I ever was in life.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 09, 2013, 01:53:06 am
Lol, don't think I've ever seen such a bad loser, I mean damn, crying about how amazing your poem is and how unfairly it got disqualified... it's his own damn looms, if he wanted to he could've just erased his character and not given anyone anything.

Hey guys he didn't pick my exquisite piece of poetry because he hates goats!!! I'm gonna go rob a bank so I get what I deserve... :cry:
Dude im not crying, I gGave the gold back and im pretty sure he wouldnt have erased his character BECAUSE HE GAVE THE LOOMS!!!!! Ffs
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Ubereem on February 10, 2013, 08:34:04 pm
Wy does the average NA player have the uncontrollable urge to be a rapper?
they love TV(their friend that never lies) and are white anti-whites

OT: lmao if I'd of known simple child-like poems would of won I would of gone a different route. meh only took me 3 minutes anyways
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: SMEGMAR on February 10, 2013, 09:31:17 pm
Wy does the average NA player have the uncontrollable urge to be a rapper?

The Zionists are surely to blame.

the angry kid making a dad joke got 2nd price, wellcome to crpg, don't come back gari

Sorry, I cant hear you over the sound of these delicious Lordly Mail Gauntlets.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Penitent on February 11, 2013, 01:47:44 am
This whole thing has really been a pleasure.

Taking pictures helps us remember things.
Here's a picture of the awardees receiving their prizes.  That's me on the left handing them out.

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Commodore_Axephante on February 11, 2013, 04:30:12 am
I bought that hat just for the ceremony. And god, we must have told Tanken a thousand times, "wear the WHITE collar." Dude never listens.
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Jon Agony on April 05, 2013, 03:31:44 pm
Here is an epic poem for my favorite friend.


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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Muki on April 05, 2013, 04:08:30 pm
If this is done or not just wanted share something (btw guys it already over but keep posting)

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Necrorave on April 05, 2013, 04:14:40 pm
To Muki

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Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Muki on April 05, 2013, 04:18:56 pm
To Muki

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:D learn to read small text, could care less about the contest but like garison stated "Like Obi-Wan, I have become more powerful in death than I ever was in life.". Beside in any case were there a winner there will always be a loser(s) <3
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Necrorave on April 05, 2013, 04:22:01 pm
:D learn to read small text, could care less about the contest but like garison stated "Like Obi-Wan, I have become more powerful in death than I ever was in life.". Beside in any case were there a winner there will always be a loser(s) <3

I did read it, I just wanted to write a quickie :)

I shall write another one sometime soon perhaps.  I may go into detail about the things I do to myself while looking at your drawings.

Although it will be a short poem if that's the case
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Muki on April 05, 2013, 04:25:11 pm
looking forward to it, now if only if these lurkers/onlookers would post some poems too
Title: Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
Post by: Necrorave on April 05, 2013, 04:29:53 pm
looking forward to it, now if only if these lurkers/onlookers would post some poems too

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