Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest

[highglandeur]

the angry kid making a dad joke got 2nd price, wellcome to crpg, don't come back gari

[Joseph Porta]

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IF a thief stole 1 mil from a bank and then returned it even thou he didnt have To? Isnt that kind? ITs kinda funny to see things from a goobers point of view like you Lol. Also i dont know if you know but in real life if you find a wallet and return it theres usually a cash reward. Just saying.

Fucking hell
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[Umbra]

To all the butthurt people, let me quote a part of the rules:

I am the sole judge, and the winners will be subjectively chosen based on how much I enjoy their poems.


So, it doesent matter what YOU think about your submission, it only matters what HE thinks because he is giving away HIS looms and money.

[GiuseppeBlackRose]

To all the butthurt people, let me quote a part of the rules:

I am the sole judge, and the winners will be subjectively chosen based on how much I enjoy their poems.


So, it doesent matter what YOU think about your submission, it only matters what HE thinks because he is giving away HIS looms and money.

Except it was disqualified for a bullshit reason even though it is clearly better Than at elast 70% of these shit peasant poems. Im sorry, But ive entered contests before where the judgment has been fair.. This isnt one of ythem. Umbra i dont know what u have to do with this your not even involved juststop

Im not butthurt, just disapointed

[Commodore_Axephante]

Also i dont know if you know but in real life if you find a wallet and return it theres usually a cash reward. Just saying.

You didn't find a wallet. You stole a wallet, moron. Just saying.

Except it was disqualified for a bullshit reason even though it is clearly better Than at elast 70% of these shit peasant poems.

Hey, better that 70%? I'll give you that. But you needed to be better than the top three guys. And you weren't. Your "poem" was mostly just you repeating the name of your anachronistic clan. Seriously, just stop whining about it and get on with your race-based petty criminal worship in peace and privacy.

[highglandeur]

Wololo mod is ded, piss off and keep your ugly looms

[GiuseppeBlackRose]

You didn't find a wallet. You stole a wallet, moron. Just saying.

Hey, better that 70%? I'll give you that. But you needed to be better than the top three guys. And you weren't. Your "poem" was mostly just you repeating the name of your anachronistic clan. Seriously, just stop whining about it and get on with your race-based petty criminal worship in peace and privacy.

Yes ' I stole' something that should ve been mine anyway.. Yea ok Also nice with the moron attack you asshole.

No, Fr a honorable mention its not out of the top 3, but I Think its better than 'Life of A my old friendcher'.. My poem went into war in calradia. Just because u came 1st doesnt make u the poem master so I think you should  Make like a bee and fuck off...

[Joseph Porta]

You are the angriest person on these forums.. 

[Penitent]

I did make a second post later on reminding everyone that the rules must be strictly followed.  I made that post because I noticed some people weren't following submission requirements and I didn't want a nice poem to be overlooked.  I considered it a mercy to give a reminder...and yet there were still 4 or 5 poems I had to pass over...so you are not alone.

Like an angel of death, spying lambs blood on the door
searching spoilers on submissions I pass over ever more
Striking down and killing the most treasured -- the first born

[BarBeQ]

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Best Poetry

This is about Battlegrounds and their Hounds ,

I see dat armour heavy and i bounce ,

fucking chadz make me pounce ,

I hope this counts ,

GIMME LOOmZ!!1!

[highglandeur]

go away gari you made me ashamed of writing such a nice selfless poem for you

[highglandeur]

good bye captain gari

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[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Yes ' I stole' something that should ve been mine anyway.. Yea ok Also nice with the moron attack you asshole.

No, Fr a honorable mention its not out of the top 3, but I Think its better than 'Life of A my old friendcher'.. My poem went into war in calradia. Just because u came 1st doesnt make u the poem master so I think you should  Make like a bee and fuck off...

Lol, don't think I've ever seen such a bad loser, I mean damn, crying about how amazing your poem is and how unfairly it got disqualified... it's his own damn looms, if he wanted to he could've just erased his character and not given anyone anything.

Hey guys he didn't pick my exquisite piece of poetry because he hates goats!!! I'm gonna go rob a bank so I get what I deserve...

[Joseph Porta]

Lol, don't think I've ever seen such a bad loser, I mean damn, crying about how amazing your poem is and how unfairly it got disqualified... it's his own damn looms, if he wanted to he could've just erased his character and not given anyone anything.

Hey guys he didn't pick my exquisite piece of poetry because he hates goats!!! I'm gonna go rob a bank so I get what I deserve...

Who would hate goats?! Theyre awesome!

[Tanken]

Hey Garison, lock this thread.