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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #60 on: February 05, 2013, 08:28:39 pm »
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Wy does the average NA player have the uncontrollable urge to be a rapper?

Let me answer that by quoting a Bubba Sparxxx line:

"I didn't choose to rhyme. Rhyming chose me. So I hit the ground runnin', like a nosebleed."

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2013, 08:34:10 pm »
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Let me answer that by quoting a Bubba Sparxxx line:

"I didn't choose to rhyme. Rhyming chose me. So I hit the ground runnin', like a nosebleed."

I have no idea what that meant!  :?
Nevermind though, this is too complicated for a simpleminded boy like me to grasp!  :P
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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #62 on: February 05, 2013, 08:44:24 pm »
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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #63 on: February 06, 2013, 04:40:22 am »
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The contest is closed!  Let the judgement commence!

I will declare winners and begin distributing delicious looms by the end of the week at the latest.

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #64 on: February 06, 2013, 07:04:29 pm »
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It is finished.

Thank you all for participating!  There were some real gems, and those were quite enjoyable to read.  It made me glad to hold this contest.  Perhaps chadz can even use some of these as propaganda for his new game. 
There were also some real shit-balls out there, and many poems that were pretty good but not quite good enough.
We will talk about those no further.

Before the winners are announced and prize instructions given, I have a poem for all of you.

Holocaustum
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The Winners:
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Instructions

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Congrats to the winners. 

To all entrants:
May chadz shine his face upon thee, and grant thee peace.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2013, 07:08:19 pm by Garison »

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2013, 07:18:08 pm »
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HELL YES!!!

I AM CRPG's MOST DECORATED WARRIOR POET!!!

Thanks to Garison for this awesome community enrichment. Now I will have the looms of someone far more experienced than myself. And congrats on your new child, man!

...I always screw up bear/bare...


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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2013, 07:51:24 pm »
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My offer is up (Guard_Elmuri), you generous supporter of art.

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2013, 08:19:25 pm »
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Hoorah!
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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #68 on: February 06, 2013, 08:50:56 pm »
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As an utter noob, it may take me a minute to figure out how the marketplace works, but for the sake of not slowing anyone else down, I choose:

+3 Rus bow
+3 Bodkin arrows
+3 One handed battle axe

I'll go work on the marketplace business now. Thanks again!

EDIT: Oh, and my booth name is NAKED_FANATIC
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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2013, 09:07:43 pm »
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My marketplace name is HoC_Mascot_SMEGMAR.
I'd be more than happy to take the +3 Mail Gauntlets. The offer is up.
Thanks again for hosting this contest, and congratulations on the birth of your child!

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2013, 09:12:40 pm »
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Curses!  I was too late to submit a poem.  I have a very homosexual side when it comes to writing.

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2013, 09:57:33 pm »
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Damn you Smegmar! I wanted those Gauntlets! Alrighty, guess that leaves me with the Green Tunic over Mail :]


Thanks Garison for the contest.
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Below is a Collection of Finalists in my Design my Avatar contest -- They all did Awesome!
Thanks to all of those who contributed.

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2013, 10:03:15 pm »
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Honorable Mentions

Jacee Joseph_Porta   for Jest and Greed
Not only was this the first entry, but it was entered merely minutes after I posted the contest rules.  It was also funny.  I liked the ending.
80k AWARDED

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #73 on: February 06, 2013, 11:12:04 pm »
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:D

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Re: Garison's Crpg Loom GiveawaY poetry contest
« Reply #74 on: February 06, 2013, 11:23:14 pm »
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im almost as fast as leshma or ToD, almost. :lol:
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
chadztime™