Once upon a time
a burnout named neumonic appeared in rhyme
and upon us many words of wisdom he lay
"i practice argumentative research" one of the many things he did say
"i like reading about AI research"
one of the subjects he did besmirch
why can't it happen, he'd ask
because neumonic, your head is a jug, straight up cask
now this last line might be a little sad
but neumonic one night he got a little mad
said "i think im gonna try heroin"
now his drug addled corpse the morgue is buryin
rip neumonic
• Can someone buy me archives and search on the SA forums please, I've already spent 30 bucks from bans and don't want to spend any more money for a shit internet forumTrading CRPG things for real life money is permabannable.
• Someone post that J4G recording of Kreczor talking about showing a gay guy his dickHomophobia is a range of negative attitudes and feelings toward homosexuality or people who are identified or perceived as being lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT). Definitions refer variably to antipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, irrational fear, and hatred.[1][2][3][4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia)
oh hey look over here an lljk scrub crutchin on his gear, tryin to rap in a thread with the big boys go back 2 ur playpen with your little kids toys
cuz ur nothing bear but a babby irl, and by the way since u cant spell, its burying u nerd not that u would care, rather sperg on duel since u got so much free time to spare, being unemployed, on welfare, all day on crpg yet u still say a prayer, when u see me on that battle server u sink u dont swim u need a life preserver, now try come back at me i dare ya
smoothrich sucks peace~
• LLJK must rename itself to Hero Party Jr.
with all these demands being made, i demand fisdnar be placed on a remote location on the na map
The NA desert is just like africa of old, so untame and ignorant. These people need guidance, democracy, and christianity. We must divide the desert up between the civilized factions before these animals get the chance to imbreed anymore!!!Exactly why I evacuated a while ago...
So it's going down... quite a lot of people you are saying you are waging a crusade against.
smoothrich sucks peace~
uber game berenger? All the cods are the same and black ops was the worst :P Cod4 was ftw!
You use abbreviations such as "ftw," your statements are automatically invalid.
The only thing I've learned from this thread is that Kreczor is a J4G.
That's not what it says in the MURDERDICTIONARY.
You can use whatever justification you want, but in the end you are basically just following around Smoothrich and BADPLAYER as they try to troll goons, "the most delicious tears". That was the reason given to me when Smoothrich demoted me and made Goatee leader of LLJK in strat 3 after Zealot hurt his feelings.
I'd like to know why hero party thinks I'm such a huge dick though, we've basically been neutral up to this point, even friendly. You guys keep repeating it but basically your reasons are simply false.
No matter WHAT you say about LLJK, smooth did a rather public backstab of LLJK. EVERYONE in strat 3 saw it. He straight up took the army, attacked fisdnar, and camped there. Everyone on the sideline saw the collapse of the goons and Green Party.
No matter WHAT you say about LLJK, smooth did a rather public backstab of LLJK. EVERYONE in strat 3 saw it. He straight up took the army, attacked fisdnar, and camped there. Everyone on the sideline saw the collapse of the goons and Green Party.
...fisdnar is just wut ya attacked. But ask anyone and they'll say the same thing: Smooth screwed the goons in strat 3. Rather publicly, at that.
(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)
...fisdnar is just wut ya attacked. But ask anyone and they'll say the same thing: Smooth screwed the goons in strat 3. Rather publicly, at that.
(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)
Also, i guess Idle is Badplayers new account?
You're next, bundle of sticks.
replies like this should not be allowed. A muting is in order.
He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2. There is no muting the truth.
(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)
He called me "the biggest douche ever... I am sure you have been called worse.
sad you both need to resort to the insulting of 12 year olds.
Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK by that point, they were separatist traitors who refused to recognize my authority and deserved to be wiped out.
I'm posting this here because it's a quote from Something Awful and whenever I post there I get banned for shitposting (go figure who would of thought??)
The only thing you have done since strategus 2.0 with LLJK is alienate other clans when you deal with them by not being reasonable and then staying in 1 fief with the majority of the LLJK army and getting people to ferry you upkeep for troops as you do nothing. I would of loved if you helped me & smoothrich the majority of last strategus as we talked to every clan, negotiated our way into probably the "leader" if there was one of the biggest alliance on NA, did every single trade run for LLJK, all the sperging on spreadsheets and the best army composition, and hiring mercs/leading battles or even SHOWING UP for our own battles. Thanks for spergin' out about spreadsheets, your contribution is noted. I did a lot of the hiring mercs/leading battles too, I also showed up to the battles I could and even the practice battles to try and help out newbies, congratulations you are not special. I collected trade goods and made sure everyone had enough to keep making more in my fief and then picked up trade goods in nearby villages and also handed them off with the circuit being complete in Tismirr. I also collected troops/distributed gold from Slezkh castle which is why it may have seemed like I had a "horde of unequipped troops". I didn't do any international trade runs because you wanted to be king trader with all of your spreadsheets and diplomatic negotiations. How the fuck do you think trade goods and troops kept magically appearing in your fief?
Would also be nice, you being the only person who talked to the people in the other vent aswell as Smoothrich if you actually relayed messages from Smoothrich or attempted to do anything at all with them other than be lazy in your own fief wasting upkeep on your hoard of troops that took months for us to take off you and use, only to find out it was 3/4 peasant gear because you hadn't bothered to attempt equipping them.I relayed all messages to/from NessQuick who was in control of the fief, I even attempted to mediate the situation when Smoothrich got butthurt by Zealot (who didn't even play the game, only hung out with NessQuick) after he called him names. I did not have a "hoard of troops" and I sent the trade good profits straight to you and Smoothrich, I gave you everything I could spare from the village defenses which was mostly peasant gear since I had stopped upgrading once the village had been equipped and the peasant gear was left over from fighting the snowhawk clan. When we went to go to war with Hospitaller I gave up the bulk of troops from slezkh and the castle to you to be equipped, the only reason I had a large number of troops was because it was necessary to avoid large upkeep costs. If I had ever been told to go do anything with that army I would have equipped it, but as it was I only took enough money to pay for it's upkeep.
But ya know it's our fault for "killing" LLJK as you like to point out so often when we were the only people to sign up for LLJKs own battles, and do everything else as well.
Really I blame everything on Lady Gaga, not Smoothrich or BADPLAYER. He kept everybody in line and could outsperg anyone at spreadsheets, could yell down anyone during a battle, and bedazzle Europeans into helping us for shiny baubles like the colonials to the indians of old. I thought I could take on his role, and failed.
You can deny everything else as much was you want too, but you ain't fooling anyone.
You and Smoothrich only "did everything else" because you made it that way. You demanded all trade goods, troops and other bullshits. You removed me and the other fief lords from any sort of decision making process and then wondered why you guys got burnt out doing everything yourself. I was right there but you guys never wanted or would let me do anything, so I kept to myself managing my trade route and kept TKoV in the loop, got them to join up with the green machine and spoke to Canary on occasion. In case you forgot, I also made the post announcing the alliance.
The army we recruited, we bought/traded equipment for, we were using to attack hospitallers, we signed up for. There were no goons left to backstab, me and smoothrich literally the only two LLJK who signed up for our last few battles, except maybe kreczor. Also Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK at that point, a split off clan of goons who didn't help.
Also #realtalk before I made EVERYONE rank 10, not Goate, I asked Phantom if he wanted to resume leadership of LLJK because I was quitting. He said no, he was going to quit Strategus for good to play Mount and Musket with other goons. So I made everyone rank 10, because there were no active players/officers left, and told them to figure out who their new leader was.
Goate eventually crowned himself king, and turned LLJK red after asking "what color are the russians?" NA was hilariously invaded by the UIF the very next day. Goate went on to demote himself and promote an inactive to rank 10 himself, in his last act as the official leader of LLJK.
Phantom later also said "i wish u didnt demote me and give goate leader" and after I explained that he said he was done with Strategus and didn't want to resume leadership, said "lol I had the flu guess i forgot sorry."
also posting just in case people actually believe phantom that i'm makign stuff up about the desert (lol)
http://pastebin.com/0E0yZSj3 enjoy the shocking revelations of this undoctored pastebin in which contain's LLJK's aggressive neoconservative foreign policy of conquest and domination
cHOICE EXCERPT: <23:07:05> "Historian_Rikthorrr": well yeah of course, the overall goal would be to turn everything in the desert green
?<23:07:32> "Shik": by that u mean the destruction of chevaliers and astralis, correct?
?<23:08:06> "Historian_Rikthorrr": yeah unless some how astralis wanted in on the desert and you guys didn't mind...phanny has a hard on for chevs though
He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2. There is no muting the truth.
Lotsa words
The only reason I have a hard on for chevs is because they sided with Shogunate against us and attacked our trade caravans and never gave shit back when they said they would. They also never merc'd for us when they said they would, at one point switching sides 10 minutes before the battle requiring me to run out and find more mercs.
Why is it so important to have the desert under one banner? And what would that mean for the other 7 or so factions holding lands in your sacred dustbin?
No one really cares about Strat 3, you were the one bringing it up on SA and you seem to have a hilarious warped memory of it, then again you didn't play and don't even remember/intentionally are lying about Strat 4 things already such as you screwing over Muki.
All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP. And I will have it all, or nothing at all.
We told you and your members to come by and get the goods repeatedly. They are infact still inside DQ. Even slims single -2 rouncey, as well as the 10 more I promised him. And why should we have had to sign up for goons that signed against us in every previous battle before the big shogunate war. All is in fair share.
As previously said: Good stuff here
Want some real good reading?
HERE WE GO! (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/lljk-civil-war/)
this thread
All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP. And I will have it all, or nothing at all....what you got in the armory? :o
American diplomacy in action right here. EU take notes on how not to conduct yourselves.
I guess it's time I show up in this thread.
-All throughout Strat 3, even at the end of LLJK's prime I signed up for LLJK and played very actively.
-I'm not a J4G I'm a J4C Fuck you smoothrich
-Smoothrich and Badplayer never tried to instill more people to play crpg, I'm hard-pressed to find any evidence of trying to get more people to play
-Goretooth is still my buddy
I'll put more effort into my next post, just got kicked outta class for eating harveys #yolo
...what you got in the armory? :o
-I'm a J4G
Stay together for the kids.
You joined LLJK, and it died. You joined Chaos, and everyone left and made PRO. You stayed in Chaos, so even more people left and made Remnants. Now that you posted in this thread, eve will stop reading it. Basically if you went up and introduced yourself to cancer you might cure it too.
And even you probably still would've done a better job leading LLJK this time around.
(btw we were gonna give you a fief but we ran out of gold and were a dead clan so sry)
You can look at the SA thread to see screenshots of it. Too bad I completely perplexed an SA moderator who wasn't sure if I was "importing drama while asking others to stop importing drama simultaneously" and will probably be banned. Another 10 dollars away :(
You can look at the SA thread to see screenshots of it.
If I walked up to you and introduced myself, would I inevitably be killing you as well? If that's the case I should head down to New Jersey.
-Smoothrich and Badplayer never tried to instill more people to play crpg, I'm hard-pressed to find any evidence of trying to get more people to play
To be fair, USA clan did do the community a service by outing a true neo chocolate chip cookie on these forums when he sperged out over the the banner
If I walked up to you and introduced myself, would I inevitably be killing you as well? If that's the case I should head down to New Jersey.
That is the boringest looms. Where are all the goofy niche weapons.
So was it you that's been sending me death threats on steam then? :(
If you would have came down and introduced yourself to Sandy, maybe the trains wouldn't be fucked up and I would have got to work on time this morning.
That is the boringest looms. Where are all the goofy niche weapons.
Why do you play the game at all? The factions would have a choice to be bought out, move out, or join up.
I find one of these a week in the IRC or forums whenever I post a einstein reference. Someone ALWAYS comes to defend chocolate chip cookies, unironically. But Niemand is probably the most disgusting one of them all. There's also Oberyn, Aderyn, Tears of Destiny, and some other terrible EUs I don't remember.
Unsurprisingly hating America and loving the Holocaust tend to go hand in hand, at least with Europeans.
Just have whole EU and NA wage war against chocolate chip cookie Germany (Niemand's fiefs) and GG.Oh besides good 'ol Berry of course :rolleyes:
I find one of these a week in the IRC or forums whenever I post a einstein reference. Someone ALWAYS comes to defend chocolate chip cookies, unironically. But Niemand is probably the most disgusting one of them all. There's also Oberyn, Aderyn, Tears of Destiny, and some other terrible EUs I don't remember.
Unsurprisingly hating America and loving the Holocaust tend to go hand in hand, at least with Europeans.
Not sure if you worded that correctly or not, but I'm neither EU nor have I ever defended chocolate chip cookies.
You said it was a great thing that America pardoned so many Holocaust war criminals who did "scientific research" while gleefully slaughtering millions, because companies you work for got to hire them and use their research to make more biological agents of warfare, to sell to more third world nations and other warzones, to make more money to buy off the US government and help form the military-industrial complex that has ruined the world and country as we know it today, and ultimately give you a job.
Because that chocolate chip cookie Science was a crucial element of your life based around war profiteering, and you cannot imagine things being as enjoyable without it, you are basically justifying the results of the holocaust as being "worth it" because it pays for your cell phone and monthly rent.
America would be a better place if people like you were taken out on the street, shot, and hung from every street post. Alas I am no revolutionary, but there is good and evil in the world, and evil is those that see $$$ when good men only see suffering. You are no good man.
America would be a better place if people like you were taken out on the street, shot, and hung from every street post.
We all used to make fun of the internet honour slapfights and now we're having them... with each other.
We've become the cRPG community.
Berenger why aren't you doing trade runs for me I thought you were joining BIRD CLAN.
I think public shaming will do. It seems kind of counter-productive to selectively remove a certain group of people from a population.
All birds are coming home to roost. BIRD CLAN has already been granted full immunity from every possible side in this war, but it may be best if you lay low soon PARTYBOY. Some people might think its BIRD season. Kill two BIRDS with one MW stone. caw caw etc bird puns
Partyboy, the pacifist, my friend, but that is what a revolution would require. Did our founding fathers simply stick with tar and feathering everyone in a red coat?
I have acted with the most honour
Kk..who have eurotrash brainwashed Partyboy?He's canadian idiot.
He's a canadian idiot.
HOW DARE YOU???
Not sure if that was suppose to be:
He's a candian idiot.
Or
He's a canadian, idiot.
Might even have been:
He's a, canadian idiot.
As in A+, super, awesome!
Does that mean Berenger is Canadian? Oh the blasphemy!
He's canadian idiot.
DEATH TO SMOOTHRICH
END HIS TYRANNY
LONG LIVE KRECZOR
Smoothrich BADPLAYER 2012, trollin' goons erryday.
We must divide the desert up between the civilized factions before these animals get the chance to imbreed anymore!!!
I just noticed your uber racist ass going chocolate chip cookie over this thred.
Shame on LLJK for picking on the fabulous muki (who I will hire to make me a new avatar)
mmm talk to me over steam or ill drop in hosp ts might have some ideas
Let's just make this a thread about Muki avatars.
Can you do old men in medieval armor, or is it strictly anime girls?
even though I'm more inclined to believe phantom over smooths side of the story. Sorry smooth im still stuck on oil money, please stop drinking.quality posts.
He posted after days of Fallen shit talking me saying "yeah that is actually true" and everyone in Fallen ignored it lmao.
This is why you are now an honorary Drama Llama title award winner. I was just joking by bring back your oil money accusations on fallen which were true (cept for the bribery) and it was hilarious. These are quality posts, glad to see your keeping it up.
Anddd we both know muki and how nice of a guy he is and I would never accuse him of lying as he bribes me with super stylish muki avatars. I wasn't even aware muki had joined hero party I've been gone for too long :/
So continue with your crusade against LLJK or rather phantom and friends if that's what's going on and keep it entertaining. Which reminds me this is why I missed all the goons :D
This is why you are now an honorary Drama Llama title award winner. I was just joking by bring back your oil money accusations on fallen which were true (cept for the bribery) and it was hilarious. These are quality posts, glad to see your keeping it up.
Anddd we both know muki and how nice of a guy he is and I would never accuse him of lying as he bribes me with super stylish muki avatars. I wasn't even aware muki had joined hero party I've been gone for too long :/
So continue with your crusade against LLJK or rather phantom and friends if that's what's going on and keep it entertaining. Which reminds me this is why I missed all the goons :D
Use lime green text or gtfo :mrgreen:.
Also i'm surprised there hasn't been more people muted in this thread considerimg how strict the diplomacy thread is suppose to be.
How dare you accuse me of intentionally inciting drama by making trolly, exaggerated accusations at everyone and forcing them to reply, for the sake of mass-entertainment. I am the most sincere person in cRPG, which is why I am a "paranoid psycho who gets his feelings hurt by people on the internet while crusading against racism while being the REAL chocolate chip cookie because of my radicalism" and whatever else I have been called so far.
Good job using the word chocolate chip cookie again, you have a WWII fetish I think.
I'm referring to Dynamike earlier in the thread calling me a the "most radical person in cRPG" and basically saying that in using the word chocolate chip cookie, I am the real chocolate chip cookie in a clever spin of reverse-guilt engineering.
Someone please tell me why the fuck you would pay 10 dollars to be able to post on some sperg forum like somethingawful? Is it some kind of mile high club for internet trolls? Who's the most prolific troll etc? :lol:
Also, reading the wiki tells me that SA is a magnet for murderers and psychos. :D
Someone please tell me why the fuck you would pay 10 dollars to be able to post on some sperg forum like somethingawful? Is it some kind of mile high club for internet trolls? Who's the most prolific troll etc? :lol:
Also, reading the wiki tells me that SA is a magnet for murderers and psychos. :D
It's one of the top 20 (50? something under 100) "biggest" internet domains, by some measure or another. [citation needed]
God damned pantywaists
Vile goon remnants still reside in dhibbain, join BIRD CLAN in their first battle against filthy perfidious goons! Wipe the face of these heathens off the soft butt-cheek of this world! CAW CAW