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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Smoothrich on November 12, 2012, 06:00:41 am

Title: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 12, 2012, 06:00:41 am
LLJK has reached across the aisle to ask for a desert alliance with Hero_Party, with the expressed intent of "making the whole desert green" and destroying Remnants, Occitan, Chevalieres, Astralis, Kingdom of Veluca, Swords with Friends, and ultimately BIRD CLAN.

Out of awe and respect of LLJK's 4 active members and 1000 total troops after a month of peaceful trade over the Strategus map, along with Phantom Zero's endlessly charismatic and successful diplomacy, organization, and clan leadership, we have no choice but to agree to the most generous terms possible.

For a story, I remember LLJK's fair terms they gave to Muki.  Muki had a small, independent faction in the middle of the Strat map, enjoying himself.  Phantom decided for no reason except that Muki was in LLJK 8 months ago that he owned the fief, so he traded it away to Remnants without Muki's knowledge or intent.  When Muki asked why Remnants attacked him, Remnants realized they were misled and offered Muki one of their desert fiefs instead.  Phantom, ever wise, told Muki sure, he could get the fief next to LLJK.  But Muki would have to "go green" or join LLJK, would have no control over his S/D or PP, and would obey every order of Phantom's. 

Anything else would be "worse than Hospitallers," as he has elegantly sworn to Remnants, TKoV, and who knows who else in the past whenever they offered a trade deal or war assistance in any way, ultimately alienating every historic friend of LLJK's from every past Strategus with fully justified arrogance and lack of humility.

Truly how one faction should treat another, with the utmost respect and dignity.  So our terms for helping LLJK openly invade Chevalieres, Astralis, Kingdom of Veluca, Remnants, Occitan, and BIRD CLAN are as follows:

 • LLJK must rename itself to Hero Party Jr.
 • LLJK will no longer have control over its own PP or S/D
 • LLJK must turn Shariz into a +3 Deli Robe factory, and deliver me 10,000 Reinforced Deli Robes a week for the rest of Strategus
 • LLJK must write and perform a musical about "LORD PROTECTOR SMOOTHRICH, THE GREATEST LEADER LLJK HAS EVER KNOWN" with various other songs like "The 15 Bans of Goate"  "How Zealot Killed LLJK" and "Funny Shit Neumonic Said" all money raised by the musical will go to me
 • Can someone buy me archives and search on the SA forums please, I've already spent 30 bucks from bans and don't want to spend any more money for a shit internet forum
 • Someone post that J4G recording of Kreczor talking about showing a gay guy his dick

I consider these terms of alliance to be fair and balanced, and will only conduct further negotiations in public view within this thread, for the sake of the people and as a sign of full disclosure and honesty.

Thank you and god bless the United States of America..
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Visconti on November 12, 2012, 06:16:47 am
lol
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 12, 2012, 06:18:48 am
I think perhaps you are being a little to easy on that scum.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: PhantomZero on November 12, 2012, 06:20:04 am
For the sake of full disclosure and honesty, you should probably get your facts straight as you are basically just talking out of your ass.

Smoothrich BADPLAYER 2012, trollin' goons erryday.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: TurmoilTom on November 12, 2012, 06:25:47 am
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: a_bear_irl on November 12, 2012, 06:29:14 am
Once upon a time
a burnout named neumonic appeared in rhyme
and upon us many words of wisdom he lay
"i practice argumentative research" one of the many things he did say

"i like reading about AI research"
one of the subjects he did besmirch
why can't it happen, he'd ask
because neumonic, your head is a jug, straight up cask

now this last line might be a little sad
but neumonic one night he got a little mad
said "i think im gonna try heroin"
now his drug addled corpse the morgue is buryin

rip neumonic
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: arowaine on November 12, 2012, 06:38:03 am
lol
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on November 12, 2012, 06:42:31 am
Once upon a time
a burnout named neumonic appeared in rhyme
and upon us many words of wisdom he lay
"i practice argumentative research" one of the many things he did say

"i like reading about AI research"
one of the subjects he did besmirch
why can't it happen, he'd ask
because neumonic, your head is a jug, straight up cask

now this last line might be a little sad
but neumonic one night he got a little mad
said "i think im gonna try heroin"
now his drug addled corpse the morgue is buryin

rip neumonic

oh hey look over here an lljk scrub crutchin on his gear, tryin to rap in a thread with the big boys go back 2 ur playpen with your little kids toys
cuz ur nothing bear but a babby irl, and by the way since u cant spell, its burying u nerd not that u would care, rather sperg on duel since u got so much free time to spare, being unemployed, on welfare, all day on crpg yet u still say a prayer, when u see me on that battle server u sink u dont swim u need a life preserver, now try come back at me i dare ya

smoothrich sucks peace~
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Gmnotutoo on November 12, 2012, 06:50:43 am
Here is my warning to all parties involved.

Don't fuck with BIRD CLAN. Last time someone did, I destroyed an entire faction.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 12, 2012, 06:58:14 am
Can someone buy me archives and search on the SA forums please, I've already spent 30 bucks from bans and don't want to spend any more money for a shit internet forum
Trading CRPG things for real life money is permabannable.

Someone post that J4G recording of Kreczor talking about showing a gay guy his dick
Homophobia is a range of negative attitudes and feelings toward homosexuality or people who are identified or perceived as being lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT). Definitions refer variably to antipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, irrational fear, and hatred.[1][2][3][4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia)

edit: He must really have the wool over our eyes, because phantom hasn't mentioned any of this to anyone in the clan... We sent someone to talk about BADPLAYER attacking our fief and shik said the clan wasn't planning to go to war with us.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: slim_jims_man on November 12, 2012, 07:03:28 am
Cite your shit homeboy i dunno what you mouthing off about.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Hobb on November 12, 2012, 07:09:16 am
The NA desert is just like africa of old, so untame and ignorant. These people need guidance, democracy, and christianity. We must divide the desert up between the civilized factions before these animals get the chance to imbreed anymore!!!
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: a_bear_irl on November 12, 2012, 07:14:34 am
oh hey look over here an lljk scrub crutchin on his gear, tryin to rap in a thread with the big boys go back 2 ur playpen with your little kids toys
cuz ur nothing bear but a babby irl, and by the way since u cant spell, its burying u nerd not that u would care, rather sperg on duel since u got so much free time to spare, being unemployed, on welfare, all day on crpg yet u still say a prayer, when u see me on that battle server u sink u dont swim u need a life preserver, now try come back at me i dare ya

smoothrich sucks peace~

talkin shit about my gear but at least i'm not a welfare state queer, your rap is as fucked up as your steer, over sick flows i peer
free looms free money it's all the same to you where's your shame, aren't you embarassed when you bring your stolen game
blimey mate better go back to sellin opium at least that way you could keep your government openin
your battle style is like the british empire, that shit has been long since tired,
wait no, it's gone, blown like a bomb, wait that's ireland i was thinking of i guess that's another song,
you're praying to the pope to the patriarch to the mother teresa, but none of them will heed ya, and still you scream "BUT I NEED YA",
you're a burnout, a phony, yesterdays one trick pony, get out you sellout or i guarantee that bell's gonna ring out
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on November 12, 2012, 07:39:05 am
So it's going down... quite a lot of people you are saying you are waging a crusade against.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Chestaclese on November 12, 2012, 07:43:29 am
I look forward to the musical.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 12, 2012, 07:49:11 am
LLJK must rename itself to Hero Party Jr.

Forgot to ask: does it come with a toy? and can I switch out the fries for apple slices?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: PhantomZero on November 12, 2012, 07:59:26 am
Thank you for your kind words, I cannot agree to all of these generous proposals but I definitely feel there is some room for compromise.

Yeah sure we can change our name to Hero Party Jr. and our colors around to whatever if you would prefer, but we won't give up our ideals of FREE TRADE and allow S&D and PP in the desert to be hoarded by the 1%. We can send you the 10k +3 Deli Robes, but I don't think anyone would be able to create a musical about Smoothrich with the due craftsmanship it deserves to make an accurate portrayal. Buying you Archives and Search would just be contributing to the engine of hate that is Something Awful dot com and go to line the sweaty pockets of Lowta$$, and it looks like someone has already posted the recording.

We would also like to renegotiate the targets of our open invasion, as it was I that gave BIRD CLAN the force necessary to take New Hawaha, it would be silly to invade them. They should be removed from the list, in exchange we can add CHAOS, the FCC, Hospitaller, and Norse Horde. I know that none of these factions can compare to BIRD CLAN, but it is the best we can hope to have. While LLJK has a long policy of fighting "Everyone" I would not be in favor of too many other factions as they are new to Strategus or simply enjoying being free peasants.

In an effort to clarify some of the inadvertent inaccuracies in your original post let me try to explain:

In order to transfer a fief to Muki he would actually of had to come down to the desert and be nearby. I'm sorry he got attacked by Remnant but I did warn him about a pending invasion and offered to give him a fief in the desert which he agreed to but never came down to claim. I asked if he wanted to join LLJK, he said no and joined Hero Party instead. It was not a requirement to get a fief, the only requirement was to come down and claim it and I merely suggested that it would be nice if his fief were to keep a low goods price so people would have more places to buy in the desert. I haven't sworn anything to anyone as nobody helped us against the Shogunate and nobody has asked for our help, we also don't have trade agreements since we believe in FREE MARKET CAPITALISM. Whenever someone asks, hey can I come trade? I say sure, go hog wild. The world has closed their borders, while LLJK is one of the last to remain open. LLJK will not tolerate the imperialism of other clans who merely want fiefs in the desert so they can have a place to trade tax free.

Also, I am sorry if any past friend of LLJK has been alienated or feels neglected, but when I say for every Strategus our relations are reset, I mean it. Sure it has been that most of the time we end up friends and at war with the same clans, and I probably haven't been as good as I used to be in checking in with the faction leaders. But, what is past is in the past and we can only look toward the future.

I'm heading to bed and I look forward to your response.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Harrys Oil Can on November 12, 2012, 08:06:47 am
with all these demands being made, i demand fisdnar be placed on a remote location on the na map
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kelugarn on November 12, 2012, 08:22:36 am
with all these demands being made, i demand fisdnar be placed on a remote location on the na map

I would like to state that the Free Peasants are in full support of this demand.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 12, 2012, 04:08:23 pm
Good thing a certain epic uber popular game just arrived in my mail. Cya CRPG lolololol.

#GGCODBLACKOPS2FANS


Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Weewum on November 12, 2012, 04:34:24 pm
The NA desert is just like africa of old, so untame and ignorant. These people need guidance, democracy, and christianity. We must divide the desert up between the civilized factions before these animals get the chance to imbreed anymore!!!
Exactly why I evacuated a while ago...
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 12, 2012, 04:49:41 pm
ALSO GOATE UR LITERALLY WORSE THAN einstein!
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Inglorious on November 12, 2012, 06:01:29 pm
Good stuff here
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Rikthor on November 12, 2012, 06:17:26 pm
So it's going down... quite a lot of people you are saying you are waging a crusade against.

My friend, if you are going to do something, you go for the gold.

Smoothrich in his haste left out how we were going to punch the UIF, give the Coalition a Wedgie, and flash the rest of EU along with whatever else he said we were going to attack or something.

Time to bring out an oldie but goldie:
The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the CHAOS Faction, the Green Machine, the Green Movement, or the USA Faction.
The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the Hero Party Faction, the NA Alliance, BIRD Clan, or the CRPG Haters club.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on November 12, 2012, 07:09:11 pm
The desert will run with red... not green.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: ednos on November 12, 2012, 07:20:58 pm
smoothrich sucks peace~

When I am a famous rapper bard, I will "sign" each of my raps ballads like this.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Osiris on November 12, 2012, 07:27:21 pm
uber game berenger? All the cods are the same and black ops was the worst :P Cod4 was ftw!
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2012, 09:16:14 pm
uber game berenger? All the cods are the same and black ops was the worst :P Cod4 was ftw!

You use abbreviations such as "ftw," your statements are automatically invalid.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Havoco on November 12, 2012, 09:28:18 pm
You use abbreviations such as "ftw," your statements are automatically invalid.

That's not what it says in the MURDERDICTIONARY.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Tanken on November 12, 2012, 10:47:29 pm
The only thing I've learned from this thread is that Kreczor is a J4G.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 12, 2012, 11:08:08 pm
The only thing I've learned from this thread is that Kreczor is a J4G.

He's not A J4G! HE'S A JOIN FOR COMMUNITY ETC...!


That's not what it says in the MURDERDICTIONARY.

Umad cuz u can't play COD Black Ops 2 with me and MURDER. GET SUM!
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on November 13, 2012, 01:56:50 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Um I have 24 bans dont undercut me smooth
ps thanks for leaking all that admin fourm stuff.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on November 13, 2012, 02:02:58 am
Also here is krapzor.mp2 (http://soundcloud.com/djgoate/krezor-fixxed)
Goate Away! At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square. bring back ladders (http://soundcloud.com/djgoate/goate-song)
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on November 13, 2012, 04:02:43 pm
Quote from: PhantomZero" post="409544053
You can use whatever justification you want, but in the end you are basically just following around Smoothrich and BADPLAYER as they try to troll goons, "the most delicious tears". That was the reason given to me when Smoothrich demoted me and made Goatee leader of LLJK in strat 3 after Zealot hurt his feelings.

I'd like to know why hero party thinks I'm such a huge dick though, we've basically been neutral up to this point, even friendly. You guys keep repeating it but basically your reasons are simply false.


I'm posting this here because it's a quote from Something Awful and whenever I post there I get banned for shitposting (go figure who would of thought??)

The only thing you have done since strategus 2.0 with LLJK is alienate other clans when you deal with them by not being reasonable and then staying in 1 fief with the majority of the LLJK army and getting people to ferry you upkeep for troops as you do nothing. I would of loved if you helped me & smoothrich the majority of last strategus as we talked to every clan, negotiated our way into probably the "leader" if there was one of the biggest alliance on NA, did every single trade run for LLJK, all the sperging on spreadsheets and the best army composition, and hiring mercs/leading battles or even SHOWING UP for our own battles.

Would also be nice, you being the only person who talked to the people in the other vent aswell as smoothrich if you actually relayed messages from smoothrich or attempted to do anything at all with them other than be lazy in your own fief wasting upkeep on your hoard of troops that took months for us to take off you and use, only to find out it was 3/4 peasant gear because you hadn't bothered to attempt equipping them.

But ya know it's our fault for "killing" LLJK as you like to point out so often when we were the only people to sign up for LLJKs own battles, and do everything else aswell.

You can deny everything else as much was you want too, but you ain't fooling anyone.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 04:07:26 pm
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DEATH 2 LLJK

ALLAHU AKBAR


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Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 13, 2012, 04:09:53 pm
No matter WHAT you say about LLJK, smooth did a rather public backstab of LLJK. EVERYONE in strat 3 saw it. He straight up took the army, attacked fisdnar, and camped there. Everyone on the sideline saw the collapse of the goons and Green Party.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 04:13:24 pm
No matter WHAT you say about LLJK, smooth did a rather public backstab of LLJK. EVERYONE in strat 3 saw it. He straight up took the army, attacked fisdnar, and camped there. Everyone on the sideline saw the collapse of the goons and Green Party.

Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK by that point, they were separatist traitors who refused to recognize my authority and deserved to be wiped out. 
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on November 13, 2012, 04:13:51 pm
No matter WHAT you say about LLJK, smooth did a rather public backstab of LLJK. EVERYONE in strat 3 saw it. He straight up took the army, attacked fisdnar, and camped there. Everyone on the sideline saw the collapse of the goons and Green Party.

The army we recruited, we bought/traded equipment for, we were using to attack hospitallers, we signed up for.  There were no goons left to backstab, me and smoothrich literally the only two LLJK who signed up for our last few battles, except maybe kreczor. Also Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK at that point, a split off clan of goons who didn't help.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 13, 2012, 04:17:19 pm
...fisdnar is just wut ya attacked. But ask anyone and they'll say the same thing: Smooth screwed the goons in strat 3. Rather publicly, at that.
(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)

Also, i guess Idle is Badplayers new account?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 04:18:05 pm
...fisdnar is just wut ya attacked. But ask anyone and they'll say the same thing: Smooth screwed the goons in strat 3. Rather publicly, at that.
(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)


You're next, bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on November 13, 2012, 04:19:56 pm
...fisdnar is just wut ya attacked. But ask anyone and they'll say the same thing: Smooth screwed the goons in strat 3. Rather publicly, at that.
(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)

Also, i guess Idle is Badplayers new account?

Everyone was AFK legit anders, maybe there were 4-5 none AFK but that isn't a clan.

Also yes it is.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 13, 2012, 04:20:54 pm
OK please do. It seems speaking the truth has angered the giant. 8-)

also, replying in less than 30 seconds...holy forum whores! Don't turn into a ToD on us!

My involvement in this little escapade was the Fisdnar Liberation Movement. I never did much in strat 3 beyond mercenary work.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 13, 2012, 04:32:26 pm
I miss LLJK threads. So nice to have you back.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 04:57:40 pm
Also #realtalk before I made EVERYONE rank 10, not Goate, I asked Phantom if he wanted to resume leadership of LLJK because I was quitting.  He said no, he was going to quit Strategus for good to play Mount and Musket with other goons.  So I made everyone rank 10, because there were no active players/officers left, and told them to figure out who their new leader was.

Goate eventually crowned himself king, and turned LLJK red after asking "what color are the russians?"  NA was hilariously invaded by the UIF the very next day.  Goate went on to demote himself and promote an inactive to rank 10 himself, in his last act as the official leader of LLJK.

Phantom later also said "i wish u didnt demote me and give goate leader" and after I explained that he said he was done with Strategus and didn't want to resume leadership, said "lol I had the flu guess i forgot sorry."

Knowledge is Power.  And my knowledge is all in lordly plate.  Enjoy.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BaleOhay on November 13, 2012, 05:33:22 pm
You're next, bundle of sticks.

replies like this should not be allowed. A muting is in order.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 05:36:31 pm
also posting just in case people actually believe phantom that i'm makign stuff up about the desert (lol)

http://pastebin.com/0E0yZSj3  enjoy the shocking revelations of this undoctored pastebin in which contain's LLJK's aggressive neoconservative foreign policy of conquest and domination

cHOICE EXCERPT:  <23:07:05> "Historian_Rikthorrr": well yeah of course, the overall goal would be to turn everything in the desert green
?<23:07:32> "Shik": by that u mean the destruction of chevaliers and astralis, correct?
?<23:08:06> "Historian_Rikthorrr": yeah unless some how astralis wanted in on the desert and you guys didn't mind...phanny has a hard on for chevs though


replies like this should not be allowed. A muting is in order.

He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2.  There is no muting the truth.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BaleOhay on November 13, 2012, 05:56:41 pm
He called me "the biggest douche ever... I am sure you have been called worse.

sad you both need to resort to the insulting of 12 year olds.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 13, 2012, 06:13:52 pm
Heh, strat 2 was much fun.  :rolleyes: Smooth took one hell of an(unintended) insult.

He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2.  There is no muting the truth.

(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 06:17:29 pm
He called me "the biggest douche ever... I am sure you have been called worse.

sad you both need to resort to the insulting of 12 year olds.

I would rather people sling slanderous obscene insults at each other, than have holier-than thou backseat mods judging others people's words in a thread for internet horses and eel farming/crate stealing simulator.  Please take your common decency elsewhere where it belongs.  There will be no more decency here.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: PhantomZero on November 13, 2012, 06:20:19 pm
Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK by that point, they were separatist traitors who refused to recognize my authority and deserved to be wiped out.

Fisdnar was still contributing resources and money to the clan, you are only correct in that they refused to recognize your "authority".

I'm posting this here because it's a quote from Something Awful and whenever I post there I get banned for shitposting (go figure who would of thought??)

The only thing you have done since strategus 2.0 with LLJK is alienate other clans when you deal with them by not being reasonable and then staying in 1 fief with the majority of the LLJK army and getting people to ferry you upkeep for troops as you do nothing. I would of loved if you helped me & smoothrich the majority of last strategus as we talked to every clan, negotiated our way into probably the "leader" if there was one of the biggest alliance on NA, did every single trade run for LLJK, all the sperging on spreadsheets and the best army composition, and hiring mercs/leading battles or even SHOWING UP for our own battles. Thanks for spergin' out about spreadsheets, your contribution is noted. I did a lot of the hiring mercs/leading battles too, I also showed up to the battles I could and even the practice battles to try and help out newbies, congratulations you are not special. I collected trade goods and made sure everyone had enough to keep making more in my fief and then picked up trade goods in nearby villages and also handed them off with the circuit being complete in Tismirr. I also collected troops/distributed gold from Slezkh castle which is why it may have seemed like I had a "horde of unequipped troops". I didn't do any international trade runs because you wanted to be king trader with all of your spreadsheets and diplomatic negotiations. How the fuck do you think trade goods and troops kept magically appearing in your fief?

Would also be nice, you being the only person who talked to the people in the other vent aswell as Smoothrich if you actually relayed messages from Smoothrich or attempted to do anything at all with them other than be lazy in your own fief wasting upkeep on your hoard of troops that took months for us to take off you and use, only to find out it was 3/4 peasant gear because you hadn't bothered to attempt equipping them.I relayed all messages to/from NessQuick who was in control of the fief, I even attempted to mediate the situation when Smoothrich got butthurt by Zealot (who didn't even play the game, only hung out with NessQuick) after he called him names. I did not have a "hoard of troops" and I sent the trade good profits straight to you and Smoothrich, I gave you everything I could spare from the village defenses which was mostly peasant gear since I had stopped upgrading once the village had been equipped and the peasant gear was left over from fighting the snowhawk clan. When we went to go to war with Hospitaller I gave up the bulk of troops from slezkh and the castle to you to be equipped, the only reason I had a large number of troops was because it was necessary to avoid large upkeep costs. If I had ever been told to go do anything with that army I would have equipped it, but as it was I only took enough money to pay for it's upkeep.

But ya know it's our fault for "killing" LLJK as you like to point out so often when we were the only people to sign up for LLJKs own battles, and do everything else as well.
Really I blame everything on Lady Gaga, not Smoothrich or BADPLAYER. He kept everybody in line and could outsperg anyone at spreadsheets, could yell down anyone during a battle, and bedazzle Europeans into helping us for shiny baubles like the colonials to the indians of old. I thought I could take on his role, and failed.

You can deny everything else as much was you want too, but you ain't fooling anyone.
You and Smoothrich only "did everything else" because you made it that way. You demanded all trade goods, troops and other bullshits. You removed me and the other fief lords from any sort of decision making process and then wondered why you guys got burnt out doing everything yourself. I was right there but you guys never wanted or would let me do anything, so I kept to myself managing my trade route and kept TKoV in the loop, got them to join up with the green machine and spoke to Canary on occasion. In case you forgot, I also made the post announcing the alliance.

The army we recruited, we bought/traded equipment for, we were using to attack hospitallers, we signed up for.  There were no goons left to backstab, me and smoothrich literally the only two LLJK who signed up for our last few battles, except maybe kreczor. Also Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK at that point, a split off clan of goons who didn't help.

You were the only LLJK to sign up for the last few battles because everyone had gotten bored of the Smoothrich/Badplayer trading game. You stopped hiring LLJK players for battles because they were "shitty" and you only wanted to use mercs. I am frankly surprised people still wanted to login to deposit goods everyday.

Also #realtalk before I made EVERYONE rank 10, not Goate, I asked Phantom if he wanted to resume leadership of LLJK because I was quitting.  He said no, he was going to quit Strategus for good to play Mount and Musket with other goons.  So I made everyone rank 10, because there were no active players/officers left, and told them to figure out who their new leader was.

Goate eventually crowned himself king, and turned LLJK red after asking "what color are the russians?"  NA was hilariously invaded by the UIF the very next day.  Goate went on to demote himself and promote an inactive to rank 10 himself, in his last act as the official leader of LLJK.

Phantom later also said "i wish u didnt demote me and give goate leader" and after I explained that he said he was done with Strategus and didn't want to resume leadership, said "lol I had the flu guess i forgot sorry."

I said if you were quitting, I was going to quit too since I didn't really like the level of micromanagement required for Strat 3, I always said we would be back for Strat 4. You did not make everyone rank 10, you demoted me first so that way I couldn't stop you and then made Goatee rank 10, who then made MadBother rank 10 and demoted himself. But before all that you kicked Goretooth from the clan and that made a lot of members unhappy as he was popular, (Suprise! People actually did still play) Then he went to go hang out in the ventrilo with the other "traitors" before finally going to Hospitaller.

You guys probably didn't realize people in LLJK still played because you were too busy in other teamspeaks diplomacizing.

also posting just in case people actually believe phantom that i'm makign stuff up about the desert (lol)

http://pastebin.com/0E0yZSj3  enjoy the shocking revelations of this undoctored pastebin in which contain's LLJK's aggressive neoconservative foreign policy of conquest and domination

cHOICE EXCERPT:  <23:07:05> "Historian_Rikthorrr": well yeah of course, the overall goal would be to turn everything in the desert green
?<23:07:32> "Shik": by that u mean the destruction of chevaliers and astralis, correct?
?<23:08:06> "Historian_Rikthorrr": yeah unless some how astralis wanted in on the desert and you guys didn't mind...phanny has a hard on for chevs though


He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2.  There is no muting the truth.

Oh wow, chatlogs, that is original. You know who else formed a massive NA powerblock and posted chat logs? Ecko_ATS

The only reason I have a hard on for chevs is because they sided with Shogunate against us and attacked our trade caravans and never gave shit back when they said they would. They also never merc'd for us when they said they would, at one point switching sides 10 minutes before the battle requiring me to run out and find more mercs.

I don't think anyone has misunderstood my positions on the desert. Everyone I talked to knew that ever since Strategus 1 LLJK had desires to unite the whole desert under one banner, and if they didn't know I made it clear to them. Sorry for being a dick about the desert, but it would be about the same as allowing some other clan to take over Veluca instead of TKoV, or Fisdnar instead of the Free Peasants, or the tundra instead of KUTT. To be fair in Strat 3 we did try to unite the tundra (as the desert was on the EU server), and it went about as well as it did for KUTT.

Now naturally the desert is a big place, and as you said before LLJK has only 4 active members with 1000 troops. So I will admit that it will be a difficult challenge, which is why an alliance with hero party would have been ideal. I was even willing to rename the faction and change our colors in order to unite the desert and make up a third powerblock in order to add some more substance to the current "East vs West" conflicts of today, but it looks like you and BADPLAYER are still upset about Strategus 3 for some reason.


tl;dr

Smoothrich why don't you love me anymore?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2012, 06:35:47 pm
This is a hilarious thread. Too bad i'm busy quickscoping noobs with Ballista. GET SUM!
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 06:36:12 pm
No one really cares about Strat 3, you were the one bringing it up on SA and you seem to have a hilarious warped memory of it, then again you didn't play and don't even remember/intentionally are lying about Strat 4 things already such as you screwing over Muki.

All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP.  And I will have it all, or nothing at all.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: dynamike on November 13, 2012, 06:51:40 pm
Lotsa words

Why is it so important to have the desert under one banner? And what would that mean for the other 7 or so factions holding lands in your sacred dustbin?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Inglorious on November 13, 2012, 06:55:36 pm

The only reason I have a hard on for chevs is because they sided with Shogunate against us and attacked our trade caravans and never gave shit back when they said they would. They also never merc'd for us when they said they would, at one point switching sides 10 minutes before the battle requiring me to run out and find more mercs.


We told you and your members to come by and get the goods repeatedly. They are infact still inside DQ. Even slims single -2 rouncey, as well as the 10 more I promised him. And why should we have had to sign up for goons that signed against us in every previous battle before the big shogunate war. All is in fair share.

As previously said: Good stuff here
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 13, 2012, 07:01:07 pm
Want some real good reading?

HERE WE GO! (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/lljk-civil-war/) This is the thread about this civil war from strat 3! Much drama and laughter to be had.

There's the real thread. I found some others too. (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/hospitallers-have-declared-war-on-chaos/) This is always a good one for NA players.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: PhantomZero on November 13, 2012, 07:11:13 pm
Why is it so important to have the desert under one banner? And what would that mean for the other 7 or so factions holding lands in your sacred dustbin?

Why do you play the game at all? The factions would have a choice to be bought out, move out, or join up.

No one really cares about Strat 3, you were the one bringing it up on SA and you seem to have a hilarious warped memory of it, then again you didn't play and don't even remember/intentionally are lying about Strat 4 things already such as you screwing over Muki.

All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP.  And I will have it all, or nothing at all.

You are the one that seems to care the most about Strat 3 since you and BADPLAYER continually bring it up, and whine about how hard it was managing an entire faction by yourselves. How did I screw over Muki again? I warned him of impending attack and offered him a fief as I know he is an active player, I also asked if he wanted to join LLJK since he was in our ladder, but he said no.

We told you and your members to come by and get the goods repeatedly. They are infact still inside DQ. Even slims single -2 rouncey, as well as the 10 more I promised him. And why should we have had to sign up for goons that signed against us in every previous battle before the big shogunate war. All is in fair share.

As previously said: Good stuff here

We signed up in those previous battles for the XP, and we didn't have an agreement saying we wouldn't. I asked you to sign up for us and you switched sides 10 minutes before the battle, big difference. We didn't even sign up en-mass, at most you had to fight 7 guys for 2 fights, including the siege of a fucking siege. Which is almost unheard of as everybody likes to sign up for those.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
Want some real good reading?

HERE WE GO! (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/lljk-civil-war/)


That thread is just me saying "i'm resigning as LLJK strat leader because its unfun/boring/no clan activity and attacking Fisdnar cuz I hate those guys" then the Fisdnar people throwing insults/doxxing me for 7 pages.

~~but my ego destroyed LLJK~~ is now the legacy that "LLJK Civil War Truthers" kept with, sadly it appears Phantom is one of them.

Only reason Badplayer and I kept LLJK kicking so long was because we wanted to have a legit war at last and have some fun with Chaos, Occitan, Hospitallers, etc before we quit, finished our armies against Hosps, took the rest against Fisdnar.  Also Badplayer was the one who didn't want to hire goons, but I always told him he was stupid and we hired all LLJK first.  They just stopped playing on their own, as it appears they have done in Strat 4 already.

Anyways Phantom I really don't have hard feelings or care about Strat 3, I didn't even mention it at all until you said I've been starting war against LLJK because "Zealot hurt my feelings in Strat 3" in the SA thread.  When reality is we're starting war against your clan because LLJK looks weak and terribly managed, with horrible diplomatic relations and a history of being an insufferable dick to everyone who tries to work with you.

If I was really a dick, we would just invade without a drama thread first.  But I've always had a lover's heart. 
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 13, 2012, 07:27:14 pm
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All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP.  And I will have it all, or nothing at all.
...what you got in the armory?  :o
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 13, 2012, 07:34:32 pm
I can confirm that many goons have joined under the semenstorm banner.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 13, 2012, 07:36:21 pm
I thought the presidential elections are over.

American diplomacy in action right here. EU take notes on how not to conduct yourselves.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on November 13, 2012, 07:43:37 pm
American diplomacy in action right here. EU take notes on how not to conduct yourselves.

EU side has already devolved to a two-party system, so I don't see a reason why not to go all the way.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kreczor on November 13, 2012, 07:46:33 pm
I guess it's time I show up in this thread.

-All throughout Strat 3, even at the end of LLJK's prime I signed up for LLJK and played very actively.
-I'm not a J4G I'm a J4C Fuck you smoothrich
-Smoothrich and Badplayer never tried to instill more people to play crpg, I'm hard-pressed to find any evidence of trying to get more people to play
-Goretooth is still my buddy

I'll put more effort into my next post, just got kicked outta class for eating harveys #yolo
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 07:51:57 pm
I guess it's time I show up in this thread.

-All throughout Strat 3, even at the end of LLJK's prime I signed up for LLJK and played very actively.
-I'm not a J4G I'm a J4C Fuck you smoothrich
-Smoothrich and Badplayer never tried to instill more people to play crpg, I'm hard-pressed to find any evidence of trying to get more people to play
-Goretooth is still my buddy

I'll put more effort into my next post, just got kicked outta class for eating harveys #yolo

You joined LLJK, and it died.  You joined Chaos, and everyone left and made PRO.  You stayed in Chaos, so even more people left and made Remnants.  Now that you posted in this thread, even more people will stop reading it.  Basically if you went up and introduced yourself to cancer you might cure it too. 

And even you probably still would've done a better job leading LLJK this time around.   

(btw we were gonna give you a fief but we ran out of gold and were a dead clan so sry)

...what you got in the armory?  :o

You can look at the SA thread to see screenshots of it.  Too bad I completely perplexed an SA moderator who wasn't sure if I was "importing drama while asking others to stop importing drama simultaneously" and will probably be banned.  Another 10 dollars away :(
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 13, 2012, 07:56:57 pm
All this talk about Fisdnar should be riling your loins into action. Bring back good NA Drama, bring back NA Fisdnar.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 08:03:49 pm
Disband all factions, join BIRD CLAN.  An entire map of pink.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 13, 2012, 08:05:22 pm
-I'm a J4G
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 08:07:40 pm
Stay together for the kids.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 08:15:29 pm
Stay together for the kids.


Truly the soundtrack of this generation's Strategus.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kreczor on November 13, 2012, 08:17:09 pm
You joined LLJK, and it died.  You joined Chaos, and everyone left and made PRO.  You stayed in Chaos, so even more people left and made Remnants.  Now that you posted in this thread, evewill stop reading it.  Basically if you went up and introduced yourself to cancer you might cure it too. 

And even you probably still would've done a better job leading LLJK this time around.   

(btw we were gonna give you a fief but we ran out of gold and were a dead clan so sry)

You can look at the SA thread to see screenshots of it.  Too bad I completely perplexed an SA moderator who wasn't sure if I was "importing drama while asking others to stop importing drama simultaneously" and will probably be banned.  Another 10 dollars away :(

I'm wondering what clan to kill next, I was thinking of a clan that is held in good prestige.

If I walked up to you and introduced myself, would I inevitably be killing you as well? If that's the case I should head down to New Jersey.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 13, 2012, 08:28:08 pm
You can look at the SA thread to see screenshots of it.

That is the boringest looms. Where are all the goofy niche weapons.

If I walked up to you and introduced myself, would I inevitably be killing you as well? If that's the case I should head down to New Jersey.

So was it you that's been sending me death threats on steam then?  :(
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on November 13, 2012, 08:46:52 pm
-Smoothrich and Badplayer never tried to instill more people to play crpg, I'm hard-pressed to find any evidence of trying to get more people to play

What do you think USA clan was  :(

And that worked out so well -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoeSqIKnj0Y
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Rikthor on November 13, 2012, 08:49:13 pm
To be fair, USA clan did do the community a service by outing a true neo chocolate chip cookie on these forums when he sperged out over the the banner
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 08:55:08 pm
To be fair, USA clan did do the community a service by outing a true neo chocolate chip cookie on these forums when he sperged out over the the banner

I find one of these a week in the IRC or forums whenever I post a einstein reference.  Someone ALWAYS comes to defend chocolate chip cookies, unironically.  But Niemand is probably the most disgusting one of them all.  There's also Oberyn, Aderyn, Tears of Destiny, and some other terrible EUs I don't remember.

Unsurprisingly hating America and loving the Holocaust tend to go hand in hand, at least with Europeans. 
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 13, 2012, 08:58:44 pm
If I walked up to you and introduced myself, would I inevitably be killing you as well? If that's the case I should head down to New Jersey.

If you would have came down and introduced yourself to Sandy, maybe the trains wouldn't be fucked up and I would have got to work on time this morning.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kreczor on November 13, 2012, 09:01:50 pm
That is the boringest looms. Where are all the goofy niche weapons.

So was it you that's been sending me death threats on steam then?  :(

To be fair, you never respond.

If you would have came down and introduced yourself to Sandy, maybe the trains wouldn't be fucked up and I would have got to work on time this morning.

I'm sorry I was busy mashing the power button on my computer because the bastard kept blacking out my region.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 13, 2012, 09:17:27 pm
That is the boringest looms. Where are all the goofy niche weapons.

To be fair, there is a +3 sumpter horse and a +1 sumpter horse in the armory.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 13, 2012, 09:19:27 pm
If you vote Murdertron for Strategus President 2012, I promise to raise taxes so exorbiantly that I will cripple trade.  This will force huge battles with the armies we have now in order to avoid bleeding out upkeep.  Under my lead we will be playing Strategist 6 by December.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2012, 09:21:21 pm
Just have whole EU and NA wage war against chocolate chip cookie Germany (Niemand's fiefs) and GG.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: SittingBull on November 13, 2012, 09:25:09 pm
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Why do you play the game at all? The factions would have a choice to be bought out, move out, or join up.

I'll take option D.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: dynamike on November 13, 2012, 09:28:45 pm
I find one of these a week in the IRC or forums whenever I post a einstein reference.  Someone ALWAYS comes to defend chocolate chip cookies, unironically.  But Niemand is probably the most disgusting one of them all.  There's also Oberyn, Aderyn, Tears of Destiny, and some other terrible EUs I don't remember.

Unsurprisingly hating America and loving the Holocaust tend to go hand in hand, at least with Europeans.

I agree as far as Niemand goes, the guy is a disgrace for mankind.

But funny seeing you calling out people for defending chocolate chip cookies when you are easily one of the people with the most radical viewpoints on these forums yourself and bring up einstein and YMCA every opportunity you have just to instill this kind of behavior. The only difference may be that you are an equal opportunity fascist for hating on pretty much everything and everyone at some point of time.

Just sayin'.


Edit:
Just have whole EU and NA wage war against chocolate chip cookie Germany (Niemand's fiefs) and GG.
Oh besides good 'ol Berry of course  :rolleyes:


Double edit: Even though I like Berry's idea  :D
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: slim_jims_man on November 13, 2012, 10:07:56 pm
this is all that is happening in this thread
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Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 13, 2012, 10:09:54 pm
I find one of these a week in the IRC or forums whenever I post a einstein reference.  Someone ALWAYS comes to defend chocolate chip cookies, unironically.  But Niemand is probably the most disgusting one of them all.  There's also Oberyn, Aderyn, Tears of Destiny, and some other terrible EUs I don't remember.

Unsurprisingly hating America and loving the Holocaust tend to go hand in hand, at least with Europeans.


Not sure if you worded that correctly or not, but I'm neither EU nor have I ever defended chocolate chip cookies.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 10:37:19 pm

Not sure if you worded that correctly or not, but I'm neither EU nor have I ever defended chocolate chip cookies.

You said it was a great thing that America pardoned so many Holocaust war criminals who did "scientific research" while gleefully slaughtering millions, because companies you work for got to hire them and use their research to make more biological agents of warfare, to sell to more third world nations and other warzones, to make more money to buy off the US government and help form the military-industrial complex that has ruined the world and country as we know it today, and ultimately give you a job.

Because that chocolate chip cookie Science was a crucial element of your life based around war profiteering, and you cannot imagine things being as enjoyable without it, you are basically justifying the results of the holocaust as being "worth it" because it pays for your cell phone and monthly rent.

America would be a better place if people like you were taken out on the street, shot, and hung from every street post.  Alas I am no revolutionary, but there is good and evil in the world, and evil is those that see $$$ when good men only see suffering.  You are no good man.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 10:38:31 pm
We all used to make fun of the internet honour slapfights and now we're having them... with each other.

We've become the cRPG community. 
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 13, 2012, 10:39:57 pm
You said it was a great thing that America pardoned so many Holocaust war criminals who did "scientific research" while gleefully slaughtering millions, because companies you work for got to hire them and use their research to make more biological agents of warfare, to sell to more third world nations and other warzones, to make more money to buy off the US government and help form the military-industrial complex that has ruined the world and country as we know it today, and ultimately give you a job.

Because that chocolate chip cookie Science was a crucial element of your life based around war profiteering, and you cannot imagine things being as enjoyable without it, you are basically justifying the results of the holocaust as being "worth it" because it pays for your cell phone and monthly rent.

America would be a better place if people like you were taken out on the street, shot, and hung from every street post.  Alas I am no revolutionary, but there is good and evil in the world, and evil is those that see $$$ when good men only see suffering.  You are no good man.


Ah, that conversation on IRC. I was saying that it was a good thing that we chose to use the research instead of letting it go to waste, and use the scientists so that other countries did not. If there is a loaded gun on the streets, I'd rather we have it then someone else as I trust us more then "them." I honestly wish the Holocaust never happened.


I never said the results are worth it, or any of the other things you "extrapolated" or "assumed."


Your blind hatred is, as always, amusing.


For me, this is making the best of a absolutely terrible and tragic historical event. For you, this is viewing the world in absolute black and white.


EDIT: I never brought up focusing on the money involved in that IRC conversation, I always focused on the good that came of it like the medical advances used throughout the world (Again, making the best of a terrible situation). You are the one who went off into warmongering and such, I have nothing to do with that. Even if you are to bring up that I am affiliated with those who do work in the military aspect of research, then you are also by that extension condemning every single research hospital in the world (You know, the guys who research against cancer and other terrible stuff?).
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 10:41:01 pm

America would be a better place if people like you were taken out on the street, shot, and hung from every street post.

I think public shaming will do.  It seems kind of counter-productive to selectively remove a certain group of people from a population.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2012, 10:41:11 pm
We all used to make fun of the internet honour slapfights and now we're having them... with each other.

We've become the cRPG community. 

That's cuz none of u guys are playing COD BOPS 2 with me.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 10:42:00 pm
Berenger why aren't you doing trade runs for me I thought you were joining BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 10:48:48 pm
Berenger why aren't you doing trade runs for me I thought you were joining BIRD CLAN.

All birds are coming home to roost.  BIRD CLAN has already been granted full immunity from every possible side in this war, but it may be best if you lay low soon PARTYBOY.  Some people might think its BIRD season.  Kill two BIRDS with one MW stone.  caw caw etc bird puns

I think public shaming will do.  It seems kind of counter-productive to selectively remove a certain group of people from a population.

Partyboy, the pacifist, my friend, but that is what a revolution would require.  Did our founding fathers simply stick with tar and feathering everyone in a red coat?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 10:57:35 pm
All birds are coming home to roost.  BIRD CLAN has already been granted full immunity from every possible side in this war, but it may be best if you lay low soon PARTYBOY.  Some people might think its BIRD season.  Kill two BIRDS with one MW stone.  caw caw etc bird puns

That is true, the last time I let someone into BIRD CLAN it was hellowrold and I think we all know how that ended.  Well, other people probably can.  I think he started some wars or something in strat 2.

Partyboy, the pacifist, my friend, but that is what a revolution would require.  Did our founding fathers simply stick with tar and feathering everyone in a red coat?

Mine just waited it out and now we are our own country.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: mcdeath on November 13, 2012, 11:18:17 pm
THIS THREAD SUMMED UP
Smoothrich is a huge vagina, chocolate chip cookies ruined the world, Hero Party has one of, if not the best armory in the game, and DEATH TO LLJK FOR BEING RAGE NERD my old friendS

Please tell me if I got the right.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 13, 2012, 11:25:02 pm
But my friend.  This thread has only just begun.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 13, 2012, 11:28:31 pm
I have acted with the most honour.  I do not need evidence.  How do you reply?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2012, 11:57:49 pm
I have acted with the most honour

Kk..who have eurotrash brainwashed Partyboy?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kreczor on November 14, 2012, 12:06:33 am
Kk..who have eurotrash brainwashed Partyboy?
He's canadian idiot.

DEATH TO SMOOTHRICH

END HIS TYRANNY

LONG LIVE KRECZOR
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: dynamike on November 14, 2012, 12:10:26 am
He's a canadian idiot.

HOW DARE YOU???
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 14, 2012, 12:14:21 am
HOW DARE YOU???

Not sure if that was suppose to be:

He's a candian idiot.

Or

He's a canadian, idiot.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: dynamike on November 14, 2012, 12:18:45 am
Not sure if that was suppose to be:

He's a candian idiot.

Or

He's a canadian, idiot.

Might even have been:

He's a, canadian idiot.

As in A+, super, awesome!

Does that mean Berenger is Canadian? Oh the blasphemy!
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 14, 2012, 12:20:51 am
Might even have been:

He's a, canadian idiot.

As in A+, super, awesome!

Does that mean Berenger is Canadian? Oh the blasphemy!

Could even be:

He's canadian, idiot a (as in eh)
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 14, 2012, 12:30:17 am
He's canadian idiot.

DEATH TO SMOOTHRICH

END HIS TYRANNY

LONG LIVE KRECZOR

Why are you calling Partyboy a Canadian idiot, Kreckkkzor?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: dynamike on November 14, 2012, 12:59:07 am
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Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 14, 2012, 01:27:32 am
This thread has def improved and I am taking full credit.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Muki on November 14, 2012, 01:39:17 am
Ah war again guess things never change in Strategus.

Good luck to both sides :D
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: EyeBeat on November 14, 2012, 02:26:07 am
Smoothrich BADPLAYER 2012, trollin' goons erryday.

I am so involved with strat!  WTF are we gonna do phantom?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kirbyy on November 14, 2012, 03:33:15 am
Can your neighbors borrow some robes?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Spanish on November 14, 2012, 06:15:33 am
Yayy drama! As the official Drama Llama of Hospitaller my first act is to appoint smoothrich the honorable title of drama llama, congrats. Krec I still love you regardless of who you show your dick too and come hang with me when i get back. Shame on LLJK for picking on the fabulous muki (who I will hire to make me a new avatar) even though I'm more inclined to believe phantom over smooths side of the story. Sorry smooth im still stuck on oil money, please stop drinking. Oh and can't forget the Almighty Godking partyboy who shall unite our lands and spread peace and harmony to all. Did I mention all the entertaining people already wait....thank you tears, dynamike and berenger for quality posts. There I think I'm done time to sleep!




Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on November 14, 2012, 06:18:12 am
Seems like Strat wars brings out the best in everyone.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 14, 2012, 08:06:22 am
We must divide the desert up between the civilized factions before these animals get the chance to imbreed anymore!!!

I just noticed your uber racist ass going chocolate chip cookie over this thred.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Havoco on November 14, 2012, 08:35:04 am
I just noticed your uber racist ass going chocolate chip cookie over this thred.

Shaddup, b4 I go Carolean on ur ass.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Muki on November 14, 2012, 08:37:33 am
Shame on LLJK for picking on the fabulous muki (who I will hire to make me a new avatar)





mmm talk to me over steam or ill drop in hosp ts might have some ideas
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: EyeBeat on November 14, 2012, 12:47:45 pm
Wasn't smooth and all of them against Hosp and Kutt?  I mean if I was losing I would probably go against LLJK as well because it is like 4 or 5 active people that do not even play CRPG. 

I have no idea what is going on in strat but this is pretty funny.

mmm talk to me over steam or ill drop in hosp ts might have some ideas

AWWW Dude i want an avatar of Pippin from berserk with a shield and a scimitar please....
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 14, 2012, 12:53:27 pm
Fall of Goons: Cough Syrup and Booze?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Gristle on November 14, 2012, 01:07:56 pm
Let's just make this a thread about Muki avatars.

Can you do old men in medieval armor, or is it strictly anime girls?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Auphilia on November 14, 2012, 04:06:40 pm
This has to be his oldest looking avatar yet. It actually looks legal this time.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: TurmoilTom on November 14, 2012, 04:14:08 pm
Let's just make this a thread about Muki avatars.

Can you do old men in medieval armor, or is it strictly anime girls?

What about anime girls in medieval armor? That'd be pretty awesome, eh?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 14, 2012, 05:54:27 pm
even though I'm more inclined to believe phantom over smooths side of the story. Sorry smooth im still stuck on oil money, please stop drinking.quality posts.



Do you not remember Loki posting and saying they had a rich Fallen member who was in oil who paid for a lot of server costs?  He posted after days of Fallen shit talking me saying "yeah that is actually true" and everyone in Fallen ignored it lmao.  I know it wasn't for bribery but it was still funny and weird.  And it's not "my side" of the story, its Muki's, so you think he is the liar then.  Phantom's version is "I warned Muki remnants would attack, it was sad"  the fuck kind of story is that when it isn't part of a trade deal lmao
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 14, 2012, 06:08:13 pm
He posted after days of Fallen shit talking me saying "yeah that is actually true" and everyone in Fallen ignored it lmao.


Well, to clarify, we were mocking you for only getting 30% of the story right and twisting what the money was used for (among other things), and still do to this day. We just think it is funny-as-all-hell.  :lol:  Nobody ignored it, and we still joke about your adorableness <3 Oh silly Smooth, thinking that our oil money was used for bribery <3 <3 <3 Why you so silly Smooth, why you so silly <3
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Spanish on November 14, 2012, 07:10:07 pm
This is why you are now an honorary Drama Llama title award winner. I was just joking by bring back your oil money accusations on fallen which were true (cept for the bribery) and it was hilarious. These are quality posts, glad to see your keeping it up.
Anddd we both know muki and how nice of a guy he is and I would never accuse him of lying as he bribes me with super stylish muki avatars. I wasn't even aware muki had joined hero party I've been gone for too long :/

So continue with your crusade against LLJK or rather phantom and friends if that's what's going on and keep it entertaining. Which reminds me this is why I missed all the goons  :D
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Syls on November 14, 2012, 07:16:13 pm
This is why you are now an honorary Drama Llama title award winner. I was just joking by bring back your oil money accusations on fallen which were true (cept for the bribery) and it was hilarious. These are quality posts, glad to see your keeping it up.
Anddd we both know muki and how nice of a guy he is and I would never accuse him of lying as he bribes me with super stylish muki avatars. I wasn't even aware muki had joined hero party I've been gone for too long :/

So continue with your crusade against LLJK or rather phantom and friends if that's what's going on and keep it entertaining. Which reminds me this is why I missed all the goons  :D

Use lime green text or gtfo  :mrgreen:.
Also i'm surprised there hasn't been more people muted in this thread considering how strict the diplomacy thread is suppose to be.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 14, 2012, 07:17:35 pm
This is why you are now an honorary Drama Llama title award winner. I was just joking by bring back your oil money accusations on fallen which were true (cept for the bribery) and it was hilarious. These are quality posts, glad to see your keeping it up.
Anddd we both know muki and how nice of a guy he is and I would never accuse him of lying as he bribes me with super stylish muki avatars. I wasn't even aware muki had joined hero party I've been gone for too long :/

So continue with your crusade against LLJK or rather phantom and friends if that's what's going on and keep it entertaining. Which reminds me this is why I missed all the goons  :D

How dare you accuse me of intentionally inciting drama by making trolly, exaggerated accusations at everyone and forcing them to reply, for the sake of mass-entertainment.  I am the most sincere person in cRPG, which is why I am a "paranoid psycho who gets his feelings hurt by people on the internet while crusading against racism while being the REAL chocolate chip cookie because of my radicalism"  and whatever else I have been called so far.

Use lime green text or gtfo  :mrgreen:.
Also i'm surprised there hasn't been more people muted in this thread considerimg how strict the diplomacy thread is suppose to be.

It has been surprisingly difficult to get LLJK to agree to our terms, but I am still trying, and that is what Diplomacy is for is it not?
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 14, 2012, 07:19:13 pm
How dare you accuse me of intentionally inciting drama by making trolly, exaggerated accusations at everyone and forcing them to reply, for the sake of mass-entertainment.  I am the most sincere person in cRPG, which is why I am a "paranoid psycho who gets his feelings hurt by people on the internet while crusading against racism while being the REAL chocolate chip cookie because of my radicalism"  and whatever else I have been called so far.


Good job using the word chocolate chip cookie again, you have a WWII fetish I think.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Smoothrich on November 14, 2012, 07:21:42 pm

Good job using the word chocolate chip cookie again, you have a WWII fetish I think.

I'm referring to Dynamike earlier in the thread calling me a the "most radical person in cRPG" and basically saying that in using the word chocolate chip cookie, I am the real chocolate chip cookie in a clever spin of reverse-guilt engineering.

I don't even care for WW2 that much, but pretty much baits out chocolate chip cookie apologists left and right, which should be a public service merit award.  Like you, right now, for example.  Shameful.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Gmnotutoo on November 14, 2012, 07:26:37 pm
I've tried for a month to get Muki to make an avatar for me. =(
Oh..and yes, don't fuck with BIRD CLAN. Condition still applies to the topic of this thread.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Spanish on November 14, 2012, 07:36:08 pm
Oh smooth I am simply bridging the divide between us by giving you a title that I was givin by the Hosps. Next time I'm around and you come in Hosp TS for an Occitan brattle you shall be awarded the glorious Llama tag to accompany your smiley face.

And I was actually surprised phantom was even willing to agree to one of your terms as they're quite amazing.

Awwww Jim-Ina-tuto we should have muki make us an avatar we can share!

Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: dynamike on November 14, 2012, 08:38:31 pm
I'm referring to Dynamike earlier in the thread calling me a the "most radical person in cRPG" and basically saying that in using the word chocolate chip cookie, I am the real chocolate chip cookie in a clever spin of reverse-guilt engineering.

Wut? You must be cleverer than me, I did not get that at all.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Casimir on November 15, 2012, 02:52:55 am
Whatever the reasons and causes for your behaviour, you still come off looking like a twat.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Bjord on November 15, 2012, 04:16:46 am
Someone please tell me why the fuck you would pay 10 dollars to be able to post on some sperg forum like somethingawful? Is it some kind of mile high club for internet trolls? Who's the most prolific troll etc? :lol:

Also, reading the wiki tells me that SA is a magnet for murderers and psychos. :D
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Rikthor on November 15, 2012, 04:35:11 am
Someone please tell me why the fuck you would pay 10 dollars to be able to post on some sperg forum like somethingawful? Is it some kind of mile high club for internet trolls? Who's the most prolific troll etc? :lol:

Also, reading the wiki tells me that SA is a magnet for murderers and psychos. :D

Helps keep out the poors, no one likes poor people
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 15, 2012, 05:13:08 am
Someone please tell me why the fuck you would pay 10 dollars to be able to post on some sperg forum like somethingawful? Is it some kind of mile high club for internet trolls? Who's the most prolific troll etc? :lol:

Also, reading the wiki tells me that SA is a magnet for murderers and psychos. :D

It's one of the top 20 (50? something under 100) "biggest" internet domains, by some measure or another. [citation needed]
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Kelugarn on November 15, 2012, 06:01:30 am
It's one of the top 20 (50? something under 100) "biggest" internet domains, by some measure or another. [citation needed]

By measure of its goon density.
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Turboflex on November 15, 2012, 04:09:38 pm
somethingawful was funny 10 years ago now it's full of oversensitive pantywaists
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 15, 2012, 07:32:42 pm
God damned pantywaists
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Spanish on November 15, 2012, 07:35:10 pm
God damned pantywaists

Damned neckbeards
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: slim_jims_man on November 15, 2012, 08:01:51 pm
Vile goon remnants still reside in dhibbain, join BIRD CLAN in their first battle against filthy perfidious goons! Wipe the face of these heathens off the soft butt-cheek of this world! CAW CAW
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: LordBerenger on November 15, 2012, 08:47:15 pm
Vile goon remnants still reside in dhibbain, join BIRD CLAN in their first battle against filthy perfidious goons! Wipe the face of these heathens off the soft butt-cheek of this world! CAW CAW

You just attacked your own fief. GG
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: partyboy on November 15, 2012, 09:08:14 pm
LLJK is now completely dismantled, all useful parts have been appropriated for use in the BIRD CLAN LOVE MACHINE and the rest discarded like the trash it is.

This thread, like LLJK, is no longer relevant. 
Title: Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
Post by: Supreme_Leader on November 24, 2012, 07:16:04 am

Holy shit that autism