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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2012, 05:36:31 pm »
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also posting just in case people actually believe phantom that i'm makign stuff up about the desert (lol)

http://pastebin.com/0E0yZSj3  enjoy the shocking revelations of this undoctored pastebin in which contain's LLJK's aggressive neoconservative foreign policy of conquest and domination

cHOICE EXCERPT:  <23:07:05> "Historian_Rikthorrr": well yeah of course, the overall goal would be to turn everything in the desert green
?<23:07:32> "Shik": by that u mean the destruction of chevaliers and astralis, correct?
?<23:08:06> "Historian_Rikthorrr": yeah unless some how astralis wanted in on the desert and you guys didn't mind...phanny has a hard on for chevs though


replies like this should not be allowed. A muting is in order.

He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2.  There is no muting the truth.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #46 on: November 13, 2012, 05:56:41 pm »
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He called me "the biggest douche ever... I am sure you have been called worse.

sad you both need to resort to the insulting of 12 year olds.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #47 on: November 13, 2012, 06:13:52 pm »
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Heh, strat 2 was much fun.  :rolleyes: Smooth took one hell of an(unintended) insult.

He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2.  There is no muting the truth.

(making an AFK rank 10 while demoting everyone else to rank 1? Biggest douche ever)

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #48 on: November 13, 2012, 06:17:29 pm »
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He called me "the biggest douche ever... I am sure you have been called worse.

sad you both need to resort to the insulting of 12 year olds.

I would rather people sling slanderous obscene insults at each other, than have holier-than thou backseat mods judging others people's words in a thread for internet horses and eel farming/crate stealing simulator.  Please take your common decency elsewhere where it belongs.  There will be no more decency here.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #49 on: November 13, 2012, 06:20:19 pm »
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Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK by that point, they were separatist traitors who refused to recognize my authority and deserved to be wiped out.

Fisdnar was still contributing resources and money to the clan, you are only correct in that they refused to recognize your "authority".

I'm posting this here because it's a quote from Something Awful and whenever I post there I get banned for shitposting (go figure who would of thought??)

The only thing you have done since strategus 2.0 with LLJK is alienate other clans when you deal with them by not being reasonable and then staying in 1 fief with the majority of the LLJK army and getting people to ferry you upkeep for troops as you do nothing. I would of loved if you helped me & smoothrich the majority of last strategus as we talked to every clan, negotiated our way into probably the "leader" if there was one of the biggest alliance on NA, did every single trade run for LLJK, all the sperging on spreadsheets and the best army composition, and hiring mercs/leading battles or even SHOWING UP for our own battles. Thanks for spergin' out about spreadsheets, your contribution is noted. I did a lot of the hiring mercs/leading battles too, I also showed up to the battles I could and even the practice battles to try and help out newbies, congratulations you are not special. I collected trade goods and made sure everyone had enough to keep making more in my fief and then picked up trade goods in nearby villages and also handed them off with the circuit being complete in Tismirr. I also collected troops/distributed gold from Slezkh castle which is why it may have seemed like I had a "horde of unequipped troops". I didn't do any international trade runs because you wanted to be king trader with all of your spreadsheets and diplomatic negotiations. How the fuck do you think trade goods and troops kept magically appearing in your fief?

Would also be nice, you being the only person who talked to the people in the other vent aswell as Smoothrich if you actually relayed messages from Smoothrich or attempted to do anything at all with them other than be lazy in your own fief wasting upkeep on your hoard of troops that took months for us to take off you and use, only to find out it was 3/4 peasant gear because you hadn't bothered to attempt equipping them.I relayed all messages to/from NessQuick who was in control of the fief, I even attempted to mediate the situation when Smoothrich got butthurt by Zealot (who didn't even play the game, only hung out with NessQuick) after he called him names. I did not have a "hoard of troops" and I sent the trade good profits straight to you and Smoothrich, I gave you everything I could spare from the village defenses which was mostly peasant gear since I had stopped upgrading once the village had been equipped and the peasant gear was left over from fighting the snowhawk clan. When we went to go to war with Hospitaller I gave up the bulk of troops from slezkh and the castle to you to be equipped, the only reason I had a large number of troops was because it was necessary to avoid large upkeep costs. If I had ever been told to go do anything with that army I would have equipped it, but as it was I only took enough money to pay for it's upkeep.

But ya know it's our fault for "killing" LLJK as you like to point out so often when we were the only people to sign up for LLJKs own battles, and do everything else as well.
Really I blame everything on Lady Gaga, not Smoothrich or BADPLAYER. He kept everybody in line and could outsperg anyone at spreadsheets, could yell down anyone during a battle, and bedazzle Europeans into helping us for shiny baubles like the colonials to the indians of old. I thought I could take on his role, and failed.

You can deny everything else as much was you want too, but you ain't fooling anyone.
You and Smoothrich only "did everything else" because you made it that way. You demanded all trade goods, troops and other bullshits. You removed me and the other fief lords from any sort of decision making process and then wondered why you guys got burnt out doing everything yourself. I was right there but you guys never wanted or would let me do anything, so I kept to myself managing my trade route and kept TKoV in the loop, got them to join up with the green machine and spoke to Canary on occasion. In case you forgot, I also made the post announcing the alliance.

The army we recruited, we bought/traded equipment for, we were using to attack hospitallers, we signed up for.  There were no goons left to backstab, me and smoothrich literally the only two LLJK who signed up for our last few battles, except maybe kreczor. Also Fisdnar wasn't part of LLJK at that point, a split off clan of goons who didn't help.

You were the only LLJK to sign up for the last few battles because everyone had gotten bored of the Smoothrich/Badplayer trading game. You stopped hiring LLJK players for battles because they were "shitty" and you only wanted to use mercs. I am frankly surprised people still wanted to login to deposit goods everyday.

Also #realtalk before I made EVERYONE rank 10, not Goate, I asked Phantom if he wanted to resume leadership of LLJK because I was quitting.  He said no, he was going to quit Strategus for good to play Mount and Musket with other goons.  So I made everyone rank 10, because there were no active players/officers left, and told them to figure out who their new leader was.

Goate eventually crowned himself king, and turned LLJK red after asking "what color are the russians?"  NA was hilariously invaded by the UIF the very next day.  Goate went on to demote himself and promote an inactive to rank 10 himself, in his last act as the official leader of LLJK.

Phantom later also said "i wish u didnt demote me and give goate leader" and after I explained that he said he was done with Strategus and didn't want to resume leadership, said "lol I had the flu guess i forgot sorry."

I said if you were quitting, I was going to quit too since I didn't really like the level of micromanagement required for Strat 3, I always said we would be back for Strat 4. You did not make everyone rank 10, you demoted me first so that way I couldn't stop you and then made Goatee rank 10, who then made MadBother rank 10 and demoted himself. But before all that you kicked Goretooth from the clan and that made a lot of members unhappy as he was popular, (Suprise! People actually did still play) Then he went to go hang out in the ventrilo with the other "traitors" before finally going to Hospitaller.

You guys probably didn't realize people in LLJK still played because you were too busy in other teamspeaks diplomacizing.

also posting just in case people actually believe phantom that i'm makign stuff up about the desert (lol)

http://pastebin.com/0E0yZSj3  enjoy the shocking revelations of this undoctored pastebin in which contain's LLJK's aggressive neoconservative foreign policy of conquest and domination

cHOICE EXCERPT:  <23:07:05> "Historian_Rikthorrr": well yeah of course, the overall goal would be to turn everything in the desert green
?<23:07:32> "Shik": by that u mean the destruction of chevaliers and astralis, correct?
?<23:08:06> "Historian_Rikthorrr": yeah unless some how astralis wanted in on the desert and you guys didn't mind...phanny has a hard on for chevs though


He called me "the biggest douche ever" in his quote, and frankly he is probably the worst person I've ever talked to in cRPG, and makes Phantom look like Winston Churchill in comparison when Anders did diplomacy in Strategus 2.  There is no muting the truth.

Oh wow, chatlogs, that is original. You know who else formed a massive NA powerblock and posted chat logs? Ecko_ATS

The only reason I have a hard on for chevs is because they sided with Shogunate against us and attacked our trade caravans and never gave shit back when they said they would. They also never merc'd for us when they said they would, at one point switching sides 10 minutes before the battle requiring me to run out and find more mercs.

I don't think anyone has misunderstood my positions on the desert. Everyone I talked to knew that ever since Strategus 1 LLJK had desires to unite the whole desert under one banner, and if they didn't know I made it clear to them. Sorry for being a dick about the desert, but it would be about the same as allowing some other clan to take over Veluca instead of TKoV, or Fisdnar instead of the Free Peasants, or the tundra instead of KUTT. To be fair in Strat 3 we did try to unite the tundra (as the desert was on the EU server), and it went about as well as it did for KUTT.

Now naturally the desert is a big place, and as you said before LLJK has only 4 active members with 1000 troops. So I will admit that it will be a difficult challenge, which is why an alliance with hero party would have been ideal. I was even willing to rename the faction and change our colors in order to unite the desert and make up a third powerblock in order to add some more substance to the current "East vs West" conflicts of today, but it looks like you and BADPLAYER are still upset about Strategus 3 for some reason.


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Smoothrich why don't you love me anymore?
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #50 on: November 13, 2012, 06:35:47 pm »
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This is a hilarious thread. Too bad i'm busy quickscoping noobs with Ballista. GET SUM!
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2012, 06:36:12 pm »
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No one really cares about Strat 3, you were the one bringing it up on SA and you seem to have a hilarious warped memory of it, then again you didn't play and don't even remember/intentionally are lying about Strat 4 things already such as you screwing over Muki.

All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP.  And I will have it all, or nothing at all.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2012, 06:51:40 pm »
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Lotsa words

Why is it so important to have the desert under one banner? And what would that mean for the other 7 or so factions holding lands in your sacred dustbin?
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2012, 06:55:36 pm »
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The only reason I have a hard on for chevs is because they sided with Shogunate against us and attacked our trade caravans and never gave shit back when they said they would. They also never merc'd for us when they said they would, at one point switching sides 10 minutes before the battle requiring me to run out and find more mercs.


We told you and your members to come by and get the goods repeatedly. They are infact still inside DQ. Even slims single -2 rouncey, as well as the 10 more I promised him. And why should we have had to sign up for goons that signed against us in every previous battle before the big shogunate war. All is in fair share.

As previously said: Good stuff here

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2012, 07:01:07 pm »
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Want some real good reading?

HERE WE GO! This is the thread about this civil war from strat 3! Much drama and laughter to be had.

There's the real thread. I found some others too. This is always a good one for NA players.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #55 on: November 13, 2012, 07:11:13 pm »
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Why is it so important to have the desert under one banner? And what would that mean for the other 7 or so factions holding lands in your sacred dustbin?

Why do you play the game at all? The factions would have a choice to be bought out, move out, or join up.

No one really cares about Strat 3, you were the one bringing it up on SA and you seem to have a hilarious warped memory of it, then again you didn't play and don't even remember/intentionally are lying about Strat 4 things already such as you screwing over Muki.

All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP.  And I will have it all, or nothing at all.

You are the one that seems to care the most about Strat 3 since you and BADPLAYER continually bring it up, and whine about how hard it was managing an entire faction by yourselves. How did I screw over Muki again? I warned him of impending attack and offered him a fief as I know he is an active player, I also asked if he wanted to join LLJK since he was in our ladder, but he said no.

We told you and your members to come by and get the goods repeatedly. They are infact still inside DQ. Even slims single -2 rouncey, as well as the 10 more I promised him. And why should we have had to sign up for goons that signed against us in every previous battle before the big shogunate war. All is in fair share.

As previously said: Good stuff here

We signed up in those previous battles for the XP, and we didn't have an agreement saying we wouldn't. I asked you to sign up for us and you switched sides 10 minutes before the battle, big difference. We didn't even sign up en-mass, at most you had to fight 7 guys for 2 fights, including the siege of a fucking siege. Which is almost unheard of as everybody likes to sign up for those.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2012, 07:20:01 pm »
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Want some real good reading?

HERE WE GO!


That thread is just me saying "i'm resigning as LLJK strat leader because its unfun/boring/no clan activity and attacking Fisdnar cuz I hate those guys" then the Fisdnar people throwing insults/doxxing me for 7 pages.

~~but my ego destroyed LLJK~~ is now the legacy that "LLJK Civil War Truthers" kept with, sadly it appears Phantom is one of them.

Only reason Badplayer and I kept LLJK kicking so long was because we wanted to have a legit war at last and have some fun with Chaos, Occitan, Hospitallers, etc before we quit, finished our armies against Hosps, took the rest against Fisdnar.  Also Badplayer was the one who didn't want to hire goons, but I always told him he was stupid and we hired all LLJK first.  They just stopped playing on their own, as it appears they have done in Strat 4 already.

Anyways Phantom I really don't have hard feelings or care about Strat 3, I didn't even mention it at all until you said I've been starting war against LLJK because "Zealot hurt my feelings in Strat 3" in the SA thread.  When reality is we're starting war against your clan because LLJK looks weak and terribly managed, with horrible diplomatic relations and a history of being an insufferable dick to everyone who tries to work with you.

If I was really a dick, we would just invade without a drama thread first.  But I've always had a lover's heart. 
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2012, 07:27:14 pm »
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All I wanted was my musical to be made, every aspiring goon to betray LLJK and join Hero Party mid war while being bribed with armory access (wildly successful so far btw) and to kill scrubs in the Strat map this weekend for some swag XP.  And I will have it all, or nothing at all.
...what you got in the armory?  :o
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2012, 07:34:32 pm »
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I can confirm that many goons have joined under the semenstorm banner.

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2012, 07:36:21 pm »
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I thought the presidential elections are over.

American diplomacy in action right here. EU take notes on how not to conduct yourselves.
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