Author Topic: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK  (Read 13166 times)

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2012, 07:49:11 am »
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LLJK must rename itself to Hero Party Jr.

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2012, 07:59:26 am »
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Thank you for your kind words, I cannot agree to all of these generous proposals but I definitely feel there is some room for compromise.

Yeah sure we can change our name to Hero Party Jr. and our colors around to whatever if you would prefer, but we won't give up our ideals of FREE TRADE and allow S&D and PP in the desert to be hoarded by the 1%. We can send you the 10k +3 Deli Robes, but I don't think anyone would be able to create a musical about Smoothrich with the due craftsmanship it deserves to make an accurate portrayal. Buying you Archives and Search would just be contributing to the engine of hate that is Something Awful dot com and go to line the sweaty pockets of Lowta$$, and it looks like someone has already posted the recording.

We would also like to renegotiate the targets of our open invasion, as it was I that gave BIRD CLAN the force necessary to take New Hawaha, it would be silly to invade them. They should be removed from the list, in exchange we can add CHAOS, the FCC, Hospitaller, and Norse Horde. I know that none of these factions can compare to BIRD CLAN, but it is the best we can hope to have. While LLJK has a long policy of fighting "Everyone" I would not be in favor of too many other factions as they are new to Strategus or simply enjoying being free peasants.

In an effort to clarify some of the inadvertent inaccuracies in your original post let me try to explain:

In order to transfer a fief to Muki he would actually of had to come down to the desert and be nearby. I'm sorry he got attacked by Remnant but I did warn him about a pending invasion and offered to give him a fief in the desert which he agreed to but never came down to claim. I asked if he wanted to join LLJK, he said no and joined Hero Party instead. It was not a requirement to get a fief, the only requirement was to come down and claim it and I merely suggested that it would be nice if his fief were to keep a low goods price so people would have more places to buy in the desert. I haven't sworn anything to anyone as nobody helped us against the Shogunate and nobody has asked for our help, we also don't have trade agreements since we believe in FREE MARKET CAPITALISM. Whenever someone asks, hey can I come trade? I say sure, go hog wild. The world has closed their borders, while LLJK is one of the last to remain open. LLJK will not tolerate the imperialism of other clans who merely want fiefs in the desert so they can have a place to trade tax free.

Also, I am sorry if any past friend of LLJK has been alienated or feels neglected, but when I say for every Strategus our relations are reset, I mean it. Sure it has been that most of the time we end up friends and at war with the same clans, and I probably haven't been as good as I used to be in checking in with the faction leaders. But, what is past is in the past and we can only look toward the future.

I'm heading to bed and I look forward to your response.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2012, 08:06:47 am »
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with all these demands being made, i demand fisdnar be placed on a remote location on the na map

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2012, 08:22:36 am »
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with all these demands being made, i demand fisdnar be placed on a remote location on the na map

I would like to state that the Free Peasants are in full support of this demand.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2012, 04:08:23 pm »
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2012, 04:34:24 pm »
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The NA desert is just like africa of old, so untame and ignorant. These people need guidance, democracy, and christianity. We must divide the desert up between the civilized factions before these animals get the chance to imbreed anymore!!!
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2012, 04:49:41 pm »
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2012, 06:01:29 pm »
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2012, 06:17:26 pm »
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So it's going down... quite a lot of people you are saying you are waging a crusade against.

My friend, if you are going to do something, you go for the gold.

Smoothrich in his haste left out how we were going to punch the UIF, give the Coalition a Wedgie, and flash the rest of EU along with whatever else he said we were going to attack or something.

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2012, 07:09:11 pm »
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The desert will run with red... not green.

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2012, 07:20:58 pm »
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smoothrich sucks peace~

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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2012, 07:27:21 pm »
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uber game berenger? All the cods are the same and black ops was the worst :P Cod4 was ftw!
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2012, 09:16:14 pm »
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uber game berenger? All the cods are the same and black ops was the worst :P Cod4 was ftw!

You use abbreviations such as "ftw," your statements are automatically invalid.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2012, 09:28:18 pm »
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You use abbreviations such as "ftw," your statements are automatically invalid.

That's not what it says in the MURDERDICTIONARY.
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Re: Hero Party's Terms of Desert Alliance With LLJK
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2012, 10:47:29 pm »
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