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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: CrazyCracka420 on October 05, 2012, 08:34:02 pm

Title: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 05, 2012, 08:34:02 pm
We are officially declaring war on the hero_party for their attack on one of our vassal's (SaleHope) fiefs.  SaleHope was the lord of New Samarra Castle when the Papal Guard disbanded.  He remained our loyal vassal and before they disbanded, had told us that he was joining our faction.  He agreed to transfer the castle over to Chevaliers to take control over and run the fief's operations.

Before Chevaliers were able to get there, Tydeus attacked the castle claiming it was a non-faction castle.  Which if you looked on the strategus map, would appear that way.  However at no point in time did he come to us, or SaleHope to discuss a peaceful trade for the castle.

Up until the last minute, we had maintained we wanted to trade unriya village + gold or troops+gear for samarra castle, but would require Tydeus to retreat to show good faith that he was going to take the trade.  Otherwise there was nothing to stop him from reneging on the deal, since he already had the castle.

Since it was apparent we were going to be unable to come to terms before the battle was going to happen, I agreed to send him 10k gold, and return his goods, gear and troops (we'd compensate) for retreating from the battle and continuing negotiations.  They would only agree to continued negotiations after they took the castle. 

So consider this cause for war and expect to be crushed.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 05, 2012, 08:47:00 pm
The sands will now truly run red. The War on LLJK and now The War Hero Party. The desert must drive all comers crazy for bloodlust!

Operation: Desert Shitstorm Started!
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tydeus on October 05, 2012, 08:51:00 pm
Up until the last minute, we had maintained we wanted to trade unriya village + gold or troops+gear for samarra castle, but would require Tydeus to retreat to show good faith that he was going to take the trade.  Otherwise there was nothing to stop him from reneging on the deal, since he already had the castle.
Yes, nothing to stop us from "renegading" other than that, if nothing else, Hospitaller would most certainly decide to go to war with us had we done so. It's quite easy to see who will win a war between Hospitaller and hero_party, even if we could out-gear you and maintain a 2:1 ratio of kills to deaths, our best case scenario, which is highly unlikely, you'd still win through attrition if nothing else. Clearly, there was far more for us to risk than you as I specifically stated to you in irc. You on the other hand, had very little to lose by simply not returning anything to us and still declaring war. In fact, we'd find ourselves in the same position we are now, except with you having the castle and not us and with hero_party's defeat assured(though entirely unwilling to surrender) even moreso.

I told you we would still be open to negotiations, even the possibility(however unlikely) of transferring the fief back to you, but it would have to wait until after the battle. We came to you the night before with negotiations where it ended with Hospitaller saying they would get back with us that night, which they never did, even after I stayed up an extra 5 hours.

If it's war, we welcome the experience for our main characters. We just wish that, rather than being outnumbered by having to fight Hospitaller, Chevaliers, Astralis, Malta, KUTT and whoever else, we'd only have to be outnumbered fighting Chevaliers, Astralis and Malta. It would certainly be a much more entertaining war, for everyone.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Shik on October 05, 2012, 08:55:50 pm
Considering that we've received reports several days prior that Hospitaller Devilize sent Goretooth 1000 troops to attack us in the desert, it is rather clear to us that you had no intention of carrying on any sort of lasting peace in the first place: this comes as little surprise to us. So be it! Let your teeming hordes come.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Rikthor on October 05, 2012, 09:02:11 pm
Whoa whoa whoa LLJK had a war going on in the desert first, wait your turn jerks!

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Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Ohayashi on October 05, 2012, 09:11:33 pm
good luck to both sides, have fun, just don't roleplay to seriously like some people around these parts

Hold your tongue, Gaijin, lest you find it being fed to you in the coming divine wind.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Auphilia on October 05, 2012, 09:13:42 pm
Even in the most unforgiving heat of Calradia's desert, the fires of war out burn us all.

The eternal flames rest in the womb of Calradia. With peace comes the birth of a new land, and Calradia is far from willing to let anything ursurp its crown.

To defeat this inferno, we must first defeat ourselves.


~ Empress Auphilia
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tanken on October 05, 2012, 09:20:52 pm
We just wish that, rather than being outnumbered by having to fight Hospitaller, Chevaliers, Astralis, Malta, KUTT and whoever else, we'd only have to be outnumbered fighting Chevaliers, Astralis and Malta. It would certainly be a much more entertaining war, for everyone.


You won't have to worry about KUTT really, unless this drags out entirely too long. It's too far of a run for our gear to go that distance, though we will most likely merc because who doesn't want that glorious free xp!
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Malaclypse on October 05, 2012, 09:31:17 pm
I just hope this doesn't turn into another one of those it's-not-over-till-one-side-is-totally-wiped wars. How often did you see that happen in single player? I hope this is a situation where both sides can sharpen their claws, do some damage, and then end it amicably instead of going full steam and making the map that much more boring.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Shik on October 05, 2012, 09:36:41 pm
I just hope this doesn't turn into another one of those it's-not-over-till-one-side-is-totally-wiped wars. How often did you see that happen in single player? I hope this is a situation where both sides can sharpen their claws, do some damage, and then end it amicably instead of going full steam and making the map that much more boring.
Hero Party is willing to accept peace under the conditions that Hospitaller and allies renounce all hostilities and claims against us.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 05, 2012, 09:39:27 pm
Even in the most unforgiving heat of Calradia's desert, the fires of war out burn us all.

The eternal flames rest in the womb of Calradia. With peace comes the birth of a new land, and Calradia is far from willing to let anything ursurp its crown.

To defeat this inferno, we must first defeat ourselves.


~ Empress Auphilia


Could you please make an attempt to follow haiku structure more carefully?  You're pretense of artfulness clearly shows you have no respect for culture.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Mayzer on October 05, 2012, 09:42:33 pm
Considering that we've received reports several days prior that Hospitaller Devilize sent Goretooth 1000 troops to attack us in the desert, it is rather clear to us that you had no intention of carrying on any sort of lasting peace in the first place: this comes as little surprise to us. So be it! Let your teeming hordes come.

Funny. I heard this rumor as well. That must have been some trade run!

I'm surprised you have the audacity to place a "claim" on 1. A castle not in the Steppe. 2. A castle surrounded by another faction's fiefs. In my eyes that castle belonged to Hero Party since Strat started.

Just come out with it and say that you want their land. Don't use this weak claim as a precedence...

//rant
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Inglorious on October 05, 2012, 09:44:14 pm
We the Chevaliers wish the Castle Samarra. We fight you for this reason. But we are all part of a much larger idea, and must play our part in this charade. 

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Poster of the upcoming war made by Chevalier_Fred
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tanken on October 05, 2012, 09:44:22 pm

Could you please make an attempt to follow haiku structure more carefully?  You're pretense of artfulness clearly shows you have no respect for culture.

Please follow proper grammar and writing more carefully. Your willingness to jump down others' throats before correcting yourself shows you have no respect for yourself.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Syls on October 05, 2012, 09:50:59 pm
We the Chevaliers wish the Castle Samarra. We fight you for this reason. But we are all part of a much larger idea, and must play our part in this charade. 

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Poster of the upcoming war made by Chevalier_Fred

Should be Les Chevaliers, not la Chevalier ^^. Also, while I don't speak for my faction right now, I really don't like seeing any of the big faction expanding in the desert... Using vassals or not. To me the desert is where the smaller clans have a chance at surviving and having fun.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2012, 10:04:18 pm
Funny. I heard this rumor as well. That must have been some trade run!

I'm surprised you have the audacity to place a "claim" on 1. A castle not in the Steppe. 2. A castle surrounded by another faction's fiefs. In my eyes that castle belonged to Hero Party since Strat started.

Just come out with it and say that you want their land. Don't use this weak claim as a precedence...

//rant

Yeah, it was pretty much a given they were going to pick on the only faction near them 1/10th their size.  Also, they really wanted to support their cheating vassal and give the castle to their other vassal using the cheater (who failed to either 1) not hire anyone and have a full roster from autohiring, or 2) hire more than 5 guys 20 hours before the abttle and then hire no one else).

I agree with Syls, desert lands were for the small clans to vie back and forth with a lot of little wars since the big clans dont seem to be facing off.  Having a giant clan comprising an alliance of a 1/3rd of the map seems over the top to be attacking a 10 man clan.  At least leave it to your vassals alone.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Inglorious on October 05, 2012, 10:07:41 pm
Should be Les Chevaliers, not la Chevalier ^^. Also, while I don't speak for my faction right now, I really don't like seeing any of the big faction expanding in the desert... Using vassals or not. To me the desert is where the smaller clans have a chance at surviving and having fun.

Couldn't just say, "nice poster" -_- everyone's got something to nitpick here.

We are a small clan in comparison to the mega clans out there that have been around for ages. We have received no military support till just recently within the last 24 hours, and already made it this far! I enjoy the desert, being a small faction. But hero party is the biggest in the desert, and just took another castle. Are they to big for the desert now? They have shining armies o.O I have never seen one before till yesterday. But, they aren't invincible, thank Christ.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Malaclypse on October 05, 2012, 10:19:16 pm
hero party, though, is like 14 dudes. One of the smallest factions (by member size) with holdings in the desert, at least, smaller than LLJK, Chevaliers, Josho Shogunate, Hospitaller, Astralis.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Syls on October 05, 2012, 10:23:08 pm
Couldn't just say, "nice poster" -_- everyone's got something to nitpick here.

We are a small clan in comparison to the mega clans out there that have been around for ages. We have received no military support till just recently within the last 24 hours, and already made it this far! I enjoy the desert, being a small faction. But hero party is the biggest in the desert, and just took another castle. Are they to big for the desert now? They have shining armies o.O I have never seen one before till yesterday. But, they aren't invincible, thank Christ.

Hey, just saying . La chevalier is pretty much saying that you only got one girly knight :mrgreen:. Also about Hero Party, to me it seem like Hospitaller is bullying them by claiming a fief straight in the middle of their territory. Yes, it's for you, a small clan with less than 20 people, but it's clearly a power play by Hospitaller to take control of the desert. That Papal Guard owned that fief before only show it was planned a long time ago.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 05, 2012, 10:26:47 pm
Perhaps people are concerned about the potential power of Hero_Party due to them owning so many fiefs as well as knowing who usually signs up for their battles to help. They do have wondrous informal allies via individual members who do make them a remarkable threat when it comes to the average skill you can expect out of the average Hero_Party roster.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tydeus on October 05, 2012, 10:30:50 pm
Couldn't just say, "nice poster" -_- everyone's got something to nitpick here.

We are a small clan in comparison to the mega clans out there that have been around for ages. We have received no military support till just recently within the last 24 hours, and already made it this far! I enjoy the desert, being a small faction. But hero party is the biggest in the desert, and just took another castle. Are they to big for the desert now? They have shining armies o.O I have never seen one before till yesterday. But, they aren't invincible, thank Christ.
Everything hero_party has attained has been strictly of our own effort. We have not receive anything from other factions aside from simply meeting someone halfway through a trade run to swap trade goods and trade agreements.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Auphilia on October 05, 2012, 10:39:02 pm
Hero_Party might be small, but they definitely have the quality advantage.

Very active players (some of the most active in NA)
Very skillful players (some of the best in NA)
Veteran cRPG players (some of the oldest cRPG players)
Veteran Strategus players (some of the oldest Strategus players, who have lead their own factions)
A bunch of game admins (yes this counts for something)
The most fiefs in the desert
Strongest armies currently out of all factions in the desert

It is pretty much Axis vs Allies and the Allies will win the attrition game, but they won't do it without losing an ungodly amount of resources.

Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: HardRice on October 05, 2012, 11:01:31 pm
I still love you all, regardless of your petty bickerings, insufferable claims, and all out war.

The




Fuck, don't kill me, please.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 05, 2012, 11:28:09 pm
oocly...sorry I couldnt be more elaborate in the first post, was rushing to get it posted before we had a huge f*cking company meeting that I just got out of (almost 3 hours long :( )



Chevaliers and Astralis are each about the same size of Hero Party, and did not have nearly the control of territory Hero_party does.  We were trying to maintain control of one of our vassals factions, and it did not happen.

Hospitallers have no plans to expand our territory into the desert, but we will certainly assist our vassals and friends in this unwarranted aggression by the Hero_Party faction.   I figured TKoV would intervene with resources (eventually) and the same usual suspects will sign up for hero_party and against the Hospitallers and our friends.  This declaration of war is not us just deciding to pick on a little guy because we think we can take their candy.  We have righteous casus belli, and are not just looking for aggressive expansion (our hand was pushed when our vassal's castle was attacked).

That being said, I have no personal ill will towards any of our enemies, our trade negotiations were unsuccessful, and this was the byproduct of that.  I foresee lots of glorious battles, and valorous fighting on both sides, and look forward to seeing you all on the battlefield.   And I do not foresee this breaking down into one side of NA's map fighting against the other side. 
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Xol! on October 06, 2012, 12:23:56 am
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Since it was apparent we were going to be unable to come to terms before the battle was going to happen, I agreed to send him 10k gold, and return his goods, gear and troops (we'd compensate) for retreating from the battle and continuing negotiations.  They would only agree to continued negotiations after they took the castle.
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There is absolutely no way that teleporting one of our few members to god knows where and leaving his troops and gear at the castle conveniently located in the center of our territory is worth 10,000 gold. 

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We have righteous casus belli, and are not just looking for aggressive expansion (our hand was pushed when our vassal's castle was attacked).
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Our trade negotiations were unsuccessful, and this was the byproduct of that.
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The negotiations were unsuccessful only because of your repeated refusal to negotiate, both before and after the battle.  You promised to send an envoy to our vent server to continue negotiation last night.  No one ever showed up.  Despite this, we offered to continue negotiation after the battle, as there was obviously not enough time to hammer out the details.  We even explicitly stated we would be willing to transfer fiefs after the battle, if that was what was agreed upon.  Instead of continuing negotiation, you declared war.

You are the Hospitallers.  We have 14 members.  The premise that 'we hold all the leverage' or that we 'forced your hand' by gaining control of the castle is laughable to anyone who is even remotely familiar with NA Strategus.  Don't do yourselves a disservice by pretending we have a chance of strong-arming you into anything.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: gunshhy on October 06, 2012, 12:40:26 am
can someone please explain to me how the hospitallers are considered aggressive when the hero party attacked a castle that belonged to one of their vassals!?
are you people blind?

there was some confusion when the Papal guard was disbanded but the heroes attacked within a few hours and didn't bother to ask anyone before they did it and then instead of calling it off after it was clear they were in the wrong they took it anyway.

and don't knock the hospitallers or any of the other clans for helping new players get established in this game thats filled with people who've been playing for years
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Shik on October 06, 2012, 12:43:16 am
can someone please explain to me how the hospitallers are considered aggressive when the hero party attacked a castle that belonged to one of their vassals!?
because hospitallers sent goretooth to attack us several days before that, and having a hostile glitched castle in the middle of our territory is an extreme liability?
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Xol! on October 06, 2012, 12:50:49 am
can someone please explain to me how the hospitallers are considered aggressive when the hero party attacked a castle that belonged to one of their vassals!?

Gladly.  We attacked an unaligned castle, found out it belonged to someone intending to join the Hospitallers, and opened negotiations with them.  There is no 'calling off' a battle.  Either you fight it and win or you retreat and lose everything.  After failing to send an envoy (which they claimed they would do last night) to continue negotiations, the Hospitallers demanded this morning that we retreat from the battle and accept the 10k pittance for giving up one of our armies in the middle of our territory, threatening to declare war on us if we did not.  We countered by asking the Hospitallers to continue negotiations after the battle, which they have gleefully refused with a declaration of war.

because hospitallers sent goretooth to attack us several days before that, and having a hostile glitched castle in the middle of our territory is an extreme liability?

Also this.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Smoothrich on October 06, 2012, 12:51:23 am
The infidels march onto our doorstep, thinking they come as conquerors.  Yet they are simply cattle being herded to slaughter at the butchery, as many factions before them.

The streets of Ahmerrad, of Samarra, of Durrin will run knee high with blood of Hospitaller pigs.  When they open their mouths, they lie.  When they open their cRPG, they get owned.  When they talk on this forum, they shit post.  When they play Strategus, they form extremely unpopular mega-alliances while making their vassals heed every beck and call to the letter, then only focus their resources on attacking clans 1/10 the size to make their internet knight's dicks harder than any UFC PPV match could IRL.

Let the community know, EU and NA, let them see what Hospitallers have been, are, and will always be.  A clan of sperglord bullies, a zerg as big of LLJK of old except not nearly as entertaining, a clan as arrogant as Ecko/ATS of yore except without any skill, a clan who exploits and cheats as much as Fallen  except without a "bad guys" gimmick to justify.

Whenever I read a post saying "UIF RUINED STRAT" or some other peasant lament, I see the truth.  At least the UIF fight fair, and use skill instead of hacks, exploits, deception, and overwhelming numbers on the smallest clans on the map.  Yet, Hospitallers do, worse then any clan I've seen.

But we already knew that, didn't we?  Now it's time for you to learn something.  What it means to get into a Strategus war.. with me.

*there was an image here, but not no more*
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 06, 2012, 12:59:02 am
The infidels march onto our doorstep, thinking they come as conquerors.  Yet they are simply cattle being herded to slaughter at the butchery, as many factions before them.

The streets of Ahmerrad, of Samarra, of Durrin will run knee high with blood of Hospitaller pigs.  When they open their mouths, they lie.  When they open their cRPG, they get owned.  When they talk on this forum, they shit post.  When they play Strategus, they form extremely unpopular mega-alliances while making their vassals heed every beck and call to the letter, then only focus their resources on attacking clans 1/10 the size to make their internet knight's dicks harder than any UFC PPV match could IRL.

Let the community know, EU and NA, let them see what Hospitallers have been, are, and will always be.  A clan of sperglord bullies, a zerg as big of LLJK of old except not nearly as entertaining, a clan as arrogant as Ecko/ATS of yore except without any skill, a clan who exploits and cheats as much as Fallen  except without a "bad guys" gimmick to justify.

Whenever I read a post saying "UIF RUINED STRAT" or some other peasant lament, I see the truth. At least the UIF fight fair, and use skill instead of hacks, exploits, deception, and overwhelming numbers on the smallest clans on the map. Yet, Hospitallers do, worse then any clan I've seen.

But we already knew that, didn't we?  Now it's time for you to learn something.  What it means to get into a Strategus war.. with me.

*there was an image here, but not no more*


You have a very interesting viewpoint on DRZ and their, um, inventive usage of the exploits mechanics and laws of Strategus Calradia. Have you perhaps reviewed their history in the second great war of Calradia?  :wink:  I think there are a multitude of other Calradians who would disagree with you there.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Smoothrich on October 06, 2012, 01:01:34 am

You have a very interesting viewpoint on DRZ and their, um, inventive usage of the exploits mechanics and laws of Strategus Calradia. Have you perhaps reviewed their history in the second great war of Calradia?  :wink:  I think there are a multitude of other Calradians who would disagree with you there.

Adding Tear's head to the pile.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Kreczor on October 06, 2012, 01:18:02 am
Starting donations to buy Badplayer a new account.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Blackzilla on October 06, 2012, 01:34:10 am
And I was going to offer a KDR boosting party once we claimed it to knock down the population to regularity... Sigh...



Orders to concede the castle to hero_party: Confirmed
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Goretooth on October 06, 2012, 02:13:04 am
because hospitallers sent goretooth to attack us several days before that, and having a hostile glitched castle in the middle of our territory is an extreme liability?
If that were true shouldn't i be in the desert or close to it by now?
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Bronto on October 06, 2012, 03:27:07 am
Hospitallers, how are you nerds always at the center of NA drama EVERY STRAT and people still want to be your allies?
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Smoothrich on October 06, 2012, 03:29:19 am
Hospitallers, how are you nerds always at the center of NA drama EVERY STRAT and people still want to be your allies?

Because they tell clans it's either ally with them and fight their wars or be destroyed, then promise them fiefs at the end of the war they will probably not even hand over and take for themselves. 
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Espwn on October 06, 2012, 03:36:16 am
We are officially declaring war on the hero_party for their attack on one of our vassal's (SaleHope) fiefs.  SaleHope was the lord of New Samarra Castle when the Papal Guard disbanded.  He remained our loyal vassal and before they disbanded, had told us that he was joining our faction.  He agreed to transfer the castle over to Chevaliers to take control over and run the fief's operations.

Before Chevaliers were able to get there, Tydeus attacked the castle claiming it was a non-faction castle.  Which if you looked on the strategus map, would appear that way.  However at no point in time did he come to us, or SaleHope to discuss a peaceful trade for the castle.

Up until the last minute, we had maintained we wanted to trade unriya village + gold or troops+gear for samarra castle, but would require Tydeus to retreat to show good faith that he was going to take the trade.  Otherwise there was nothing to stop him from reneging on the deal, since he already had the castle.

Since it was apparent we were going to be unable to come to terms before the battle was going to happen, I agreed to send him 10k gold, and return his goods, gear and troops (we'd compensate) for retreating from the battle and continuing negotiations.  They would only agree to continued negotiations after they took the castle. 

So consider this cause for war and expect to be crushed.

Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Spanish on October 06, 2012, 04:08:09 am
The infidels march onto our doorstep, thinking they come as conquerors.  Yet they are simply cattle being herded to slaughter at the butchery, as many factions before them.

The streets of Ahmerrad, of Samarra, of Durrin will run knee high with blood of Hospitaller pigs.  When they open their mouths, they lie.  When they open their cRPG, they get owned.  When they talk on this forum, they shit post.  When they play Strategus, they form extremely unpopular mega-alliances while making their vassals heed every beck and call to the letter, then only focus their resources on attacking clans 1/10 the size to make their internet knight's dicks harder than any UFC PPV match could IRL.

Let the community know, EU and NA, let them see what Hospitallers have been, are, and will always be.  A clan of sperglord bullies, a zerg as big of LLJK of old except not nearly as entertaining, a clan as arrogant as Ecko/ATS of yore except without any skill, a clan who exploits and cheats as much as Fallen  except without a "bad guys" gimmick to justify.

Whenever I read a post saying "UIF RUINED STRAT" or some other peasant lament, I see the truth.  At least the UIF fight fair, and use skill instead of hacks, exploits, deception, and overwhelming numbers on the smallest clans on the map.  Yet, Hospitallers do, worse then any clan I've seen.

But we already knew that, didn't we?  Now it's time for you to learn something.  What it means to get into a Strategus war.. with me.

*there was an image here, but not no more*

Wow some one holds grudges and in any case why should we give a fuck if you're a small clan or not. Either get the hell out of our way and give is what we want or die, its pretty simple and thats how its always worked. You think you can hold that land from us and defend it but you're nothing special and just like everybody else you will die. I don't need overwhelming numbers to kick your ass smooth and I will in this slaughter war. So bring it Smooth, I'd like to give another notch on you're belt on how Hospitaller has ruined Strat for you. :wink:
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: arowaine on October 06, 2012, 04:50:54 am
The infidels march onto our doorstep, thinking they come as conquerors.  Yet they are simply cattle being herded to slaughter at the butchery, as many factions before them.

The streets of Ahmerrad, of Samarra, of Durrin will run knee high with blood of Hospitaller pigs.  When they open their mouths, they lie.  When they open their cRPG, they get owned.  When they talk on this forum, they shit post.  When they play Strategus, they form extremely unpopular mega-alliances while making their vassals heed every beck and call to the letter, then only focus their resources on attacking clans 1/10 the size to make their internet knight's dicks harder than any UFC PPV match could IRL.

Let the community know, EU and NA, let them see what Hospitallers have been, are, and will always be.  A clan of sperglord bullies, a zerg as big of LLJK of old except not nearly as entertaining, a clan as arrogant as Ecko/ATS of yore except without any skill, a clan who exploits and cheats as much as Fallen  except without a "bad guys" gimmick to justify.

Whenever I read a post saying "UIF RUINED STRAT" or some other peasant lament, I see the truth.  At least the UIF fight fair, and use skill instead of hacks, exploits, deception, and overwhelming numbers on the smallest clans on the map.  Yet, Hospitallers do, worse then any clan I've seen.

But we already knew that, didn't we?  Now it's time for you to learn something.  What it means to get into a Strategus war.. with me.

*there was an image here, but not no more*

i will correct you since i was in hospitaller strat faction. last strat they didnt cheat at all except one bug equipement happen early strat wish we get rid of it and told the admin was about some helmet bug. a other faction did it. do not get yourself wrong.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Shik on October 06, 2012, 05:00:40 am
Either get the hell out of our way and give us what we want or die. You think you can hold that land from us but you're nothing special and just like everybody else you will die.
Bring it on. We'll bathe in your blood and xp till we all drown.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Gristle on October 06, 2012, 06:20:56 am
I don't need overwhelming numbers

How would you know? Hosps always make sure the numbers are grossly in their favor before committing to anything. You need to bring twice the amount of troops, because you always lose twice the amount of troops.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Devilize on October 06, 2012, 08:07:10 am
Because they tell clans it's either ally with them and fight their wars or be destroyed, then promise them fiefs at the end of the war they will probably not even hand over and take for themselves.

I'm fairly certain you took that out of green machine's mission statement.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Devilize on October 06, 2012, 08:09:38 am
Considering that we've received reports several days prior that Hospitaller Devilize sent Goretooth 1000 troops to attack us in the desert, it is rather clear to us that you had no intention of carrying on any sort of lasting peace in the first place: this comes as little surprise to us. So be it! Let your teeming hordes come.
Just lol.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Voice on October 06, 2012, 08:14:02 am
Wow some one holds grudges and in any case why should we give a fuck if you're a small clan or not. Either get the hell out of our way and give is what we want or die, its pretty simple and thats how its always worked. You think you can hold that land from us and defend it but you're nothing special and just like everybody else you will die. I don't need overwhelming numbers to kick your ass smooth and I will in this slaughter war. So bring it Smooth, I'd like to give another notch on you're belt on how Hospitaller has ruined Strat for you. :wink:
http://snd.sc/WxDRGu
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Devilize on October 06, 2012, 08:28:15 am
Hospitallers, how are you nerds always at the center of NA drama EVERY STRAT and people still want to be your allies?

We're here to have fun. If it wasn't for clans like ours there would never be anything going on in strat to enjoy. Whether you fought with or against us you can always acknowledge that if there was a party in strat hospitaller is where it's at (rhyme not intended). The reason why people continue to ally with us is simple, were fair and easy to work with despite the slander we get in the forums.

The bottom line is that this war could have and in fact still can be avoided yet the ball is in their court and they don't want to play. We've done everything we can to encourage peaceful transactions and they've dismissed every attempt. All the while playing the victim on the forums to gain support for a war they obviously want.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Malaclypse on October 06, 2012, 08:43:48 am
Can someone give me a link where Hospitaller and PapalGuard are proclaimed allies or whatever? I can't find it in the diplomacy section nor in either of their Faction Hall threads (actually I can't even find the Papal Guard thread, and Hospitaller's still list the old Shogunate as an ally), so I'm genuinely confused how anyone was supposed to know in the first place that they were allied or whatever to cause this kind of hubbub?

The closest thing I could find was an indirect link wherein the Malta fellows list Papal Guard and Knights Hospitaller as allies in their thread.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Lordark on October 06, 2012, 09:28:57 am
look slike some poeple gotta get their shit stright.

Im looking at pretty much NA> Let the drama begin.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Bronto on October 06, 2012, 10:13:46 am
We're here to have fun. If it wasn't for clans like ours there would never be anything going on in strat to enjoy. Whether you fought with or against us you can always acknowledge that if there was a party in strat hospitaller is where it's at (rhyme not intended). The reason why people continue to ally with us is simple, were fair and easy to work with despite the slander we get in the forums.

The bottom line is that this war could have and in fact still can be avoided yet the ball is in their court and they don't want to play. We've done everything we can to encourage peaceful transactions and they've dismissed every attempt. All the while playing the victim on the forums to gain support for a war they obviously want.

You do realize the name of this article is "Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party" and they have a total of what 14 members vs.  your 100 something right?!? I mean, i know Tydeus and company have huge balls and all but come on. You really think they want war with you, when already you possess a significant amount of the map and god only knows, how many troops and gear you've got already.

I never said you weren't fair or easy to work with but from the stand point of a small clan you give everyone very little options as to how they are going to play strat. They will either be with you or against. Small clans can't attack other small clans because, like the world police, you dive in on one side and obliterate the other from the map. Sounds like a swell time.

*Also, these are MY (whiskey induced) opinions, not necessarily those of my clan.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Tydeus on October 06, 2012, 12:22:02 pm
We're here to have fun. If it wasn't for clans like ours there would never be anything going on in strat to enjoy. Whether you fought with or against us you can always acknowledge that if there was a party in strat hospitaller is where it's at (rhyme not intended). The reason why people continue to ally with us is simple, were fair and easy to work with despite the slander we get in the forums.

The bottom line is that this war could have and in fact still can be avoided yet the ball is in their court and they don't want to play. We've done everything we can to encourage peaceful transactions and they've dismissed every attempt. All the while playing the victim on the forums to gain support for a war they obviously want.
If it wasn't for this huge alliance of yours, hero_party, and likely many other factions, would have already started warring. But you don't really mean that anyway.

hero_party went to hospitaller to negotiate the exchange of samarra castle, to which you continuously acted like fools. The first night's discourse ended with peppo stating that he would get back with us that night, which he didn't. The next day, negotiations were only resumed thirty minutes prior to the start of the battle. Either you were trying to pressure us, or your diplomats are incompetent, choose one.

Furthermore, remember, you declared war, we told your diplomats we were still open to negotiations for the fief even after we took it. Yet it was only a short while afterwards, that you had chevaliers attack the fief.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: RamsesXXIIX on October 06, 2012, 12:22:38 pm
Don't worry about Smoothrichs slander, everyone knows he's biased as fuck and talks shit whenever he has the chance. Most of the time, he's making up bullshit. I quite enjoy the rage he incites sometimes though  :D
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Lordark on October 06, 2012, 12:31:25 pm
Remember people, you can always negotiate peace with us if you give us something for it. Were not out to destroy all but keep the game 'fresh' Been like a month since strat 4 started and no war yet so lets got pixelated blood spilt already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sroc2dzRHuA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sroc2dzRHuA)
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: PhantomZero on October 06, 2012, 01:01:13 pm
Remember people, you can always negotiate peace with us if you give us something for it. Were not out to destroy all but keep the game 'fresh' Been like a month since strat 4 started and no war yet so lets got pixelated blood spilt already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sroc2dzRHuA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sroc2dzRHuA)

Please sir, speak for yourself.

Will you donate to the Nova Ayn Assuadi Child Refugee Relief Fund? Think of the children!
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Auphilia on October 06, 2012, 01:13:29 pm
Please sir, speak for yourself.


We are too small time to be considered at "war" lol...
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Aztek on October 06, 2012, 03:08:21 pm
Option 1, Green Hero party comes to their senses and stops being so stubborn and peace can take place
Option 2, We go to War and all enjoy the xp train.

Win Win no?

(For the record I understand.. and RP aside, get why Hero Party is coming off as the victim, But you can't really make demands and take something while offering to give it back AFTER negotiations while the other party has the upper hand.. well, Actually you can, But thus the War declaration.. lol)

Either way.. Drama Drama Drama! =)
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Bronto on October 06, 2012, 03:50:09 pm
Option 1, Green Hero party gives Hospitaller this land
Option 2, Hospitaller takes it and the rest of your territory.


There, fixed it for you!
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Shik on October 06, 2012, 04:16:58 pm
I'm fairly certain you took that out of green machine's mission statement.
Option 1, Green
Do Hospitaller really see green everywhere? What's the matter, is CHAOS keeping you up at night? Maybe they're green with envy. heh
Don't worry though, you can sleep soundly: its just the 10 of us; heaven forbid that you actually have to fight a even war.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Mayzer on October 06, 2012, 05:45:59 pm
One thing's for sure Shik - Hero Party weren't the ones that used nearly all of our faction's S&D in the past 48 hours...

I swear our goods aren't better than other factions Hospitaller.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Aztek on October 06, 2012, 05:46:59 pm
Do Hospitaller really see green everywhere? What's the matter, is CHAOS keeping you up at night? Maybe they're green with envy. heh
Don't worry though, you can sleep soundly: its just the 10 of us; heaven forbid that you actually have to fight a even war.

No one here is that demented to think you will stand alone, You have the same group of transparent "Friends" as before.. aside from Kutt that it, and they are more less staying neutral in this.

And Shik I have to keep reminding others of green.. Until the wife lets me take another picture of her with her shirt off or something proclaiming the death of the hero party in a note, that's all I'm left with! :D
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Aderyn on October 06, 2012, 06:13:37 pm
I dont wanna be like that but... 14 members? c'mon that's only the amount of people in your faction, doesn't take a rocketscientist to figure out brd fcc tkov chaos and remnant will help you out. They have so far mercwise :|
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Xol! on October 06, 2012, 06:15:34 pm
(For the record I understand.. and RP aside, get why Hero Party is coming off as the victim, But you can't really make demands and take something while offering to give it back AFTER negotiations while the other party has the upper hand.. well, Actually you can, But thus the War declaration.. lol)

(RP aside, we didn't demand anything, we just asked to continue negotiations after the battle, still considering the castle yours in all but name, without having to disband one of our few armies.  When you have 100+ members, I'm sure it doesn't seem like a big deal to throw away an army for a week, but it's just not an option when we're this small.  We attacked an unaligned castle in our territory, which we later learned was intended to go to the Chevaliers, who actually conceded their claim to us anyway (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/chevaliers-claim-samarra-under-alliance-ruling!/msg621564/#msg621564).  Refusing to negotiate until thirty minutes before the battle and then making us choose between losing a large part of our military and getting war declared on us by a gigantic faction is not negotiation, it's just bullying.  You can't be the guy with the big stick AND try to play the victim here.)
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Bronto on October 06, 2012, 06:17:01 pm
Did anyone bother reading the Samarra castle post where your so-called vassel, ingloriouslybad, gave the castle to the hero_party? And then a few posts later Spaniard saying that hospitaller should be douche bags about it. GG Hospitaller, good thing I'm wearing boots, since your comments in this post have just been proven to be bullshit. If you haven't read it, it's under diplomacy and I can't link it from my phone.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Xol! on October 06, 2012, 06:21:41 pm
Let me help you out there:

And I was going to offer a KDR boosting party once we claimed it to knock down the population to regularity... Sigh...



Orders to concede the castle to hero_party: Confirmed

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/chevaliers-claim-samarra-under-alliance-ruling!/msg621564/#msg621564
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Blackzilla on October 06, 2012, 06:33:37 pm
Also when we attacked Samarra castle, it was faction less, like 3 hours later it had the Hospi banner over it.             
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Aztek on October 06, 2012, 06:39:10 pm
(RP aside, we didn't demand anything, we just asked to continue negotiations after the battle, still considering the castle yours in all but name, without having to disband one of our few armies.  When you have 100+ members, I'm sure it doesn't seem like a big deal to throw away an army for a week, but it's just not an option when we're this small.  We attacked an unaligned castle in our territory, which we later learned was intended to go to the Chevaliers, who actually conceded their claim to us anyway (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/chevaliers-claim-samarra-under-alliance-ruling!/msg621564/#msg621564).  Refusing to negotiate until thirty minutes before the battle and then making us choose between losing a large part of our military and getting war declared on us by a gigantic faction is not negotiation, it's just bullying.  You can't be the guy with the big stick AND try to play the victim here.)

Pretty sure we offered 10,000 gold for their troubles and I'm sure more could have been done if needed. And were not proclaiming to be the victim, Hero party is, were simply reacting.. And we have no choice on having "A big stick". You can't be mad at a porn star for whipping out his &#^$ at a pissing contest.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Braeden on October 06, 2012, 08:08:51 pm
I dont wanna be like that but... 14 members? c'mon that's only the amount of people in your faction, doesn't take a rocketscientist to figure out brd fcc tkov chaos and remnant will help you out. They have so far mercwise :|

Mercing for people does not mean support.  I merc for all sorts of people I don't support, because strategus xp is nice.  I would guess in many cases the only chance for one of the larger clans to get everyone they have online at the time on the same side (and it is more fun to fight with your clan) is to join the Hero Party cause, as a very small group they hire lots of mercs.  Have you tried signing up for the Hospitaller side while not in the Hospitaller?  It is generally full of Hospitallers (and minions).  Not that I am saying that those groups don't prefer Hero Party, but judging based on mercing is probably not the best method of judging anyone's intentions, unless there were cases where you had a shortage of mercs and they refused to sign upon being asked.
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Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Malaclypse on October 06, 2012, 08:48:20 pm
Mercing for people does not mean support.

QFT. Support is goods, gold, troops, gear, tangible objects on the map.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Matey on October 06, 2012, 09:05:58 pm
I dont wanna be like that but... 14 members? c'mon that's only the amount of people in your faction, doesn't take a rocketscientist to figure out brd fcc tkov chaos and remnant will help you out. They have so far mercwise :|

this post makes me think that your goal is to get FCC, TKoV, Chaos and Remnants to join in on hero_party's side. "oh well, we attacked hero_party cause it is totally an even fight cause we are also expecting 4 other factions to join in on their side... see? we aren't just big bullies!"
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 06, 2012, 09:44:41 pm
Does this mean Kutt, Chevaliers, NH, and all the other vassals and friends are going to war against Hero Party also? If you're all in one big alliance I guess that means you share enemies too.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Chestaclese on October 06, 2012, 10:52:45 pm
Remnants has no horse in this fight. I'm fighting for Hero Party because of my profound hatred for Aderyn. Fuck that guy.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Canary on October 06, 2012, 11:31:16 pm
this post makes me think that your goal is to get FCC, TKoV, Chaos and Remnants to join in on hero_party's side. "oh well, we attacked hero_party cause it is totally an even fight cause we are also expecting 4 other factions to join in on their side... see? we aren't just big bullies!"

Judging by their antagonistic raiding of S&D and failure to commit to their own words when they claim it will stop, this situation is probably what they're trying to orchestrate.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Andswaru on October 07, 2012, 12:29:37 am
Also when we attacked Samarra castle, it was faction less, like 3 hours later it had the Hospi banner over it.             

Oh? NA Templols like EU Templols, nice too see nothing changes.

Anyhow, Hero Party for life.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Aderyn on October 07, 2012, 01:37:51 am
Remnants has no horse in this fight. I'm fighting for Hero Party because of my profound hatred for Aderyn. Fuck that guy.

the fuck?

Judging by their antagonistic raiding of S&D and failure to commit to their own words when they claim it will stop, this situation is probably what they're trying to orchestrate.

What are you even talking about, after you told me it was a problem i told him to stop trade in your territories and get out of there. Not even sure what your on about here to be honest.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: mcdeath on October 07, 2012, 01:43:27 am
Hero_Party is actually Semen_Party so have fun waging war on a fake clan. GG
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Lordark on October 07, 2012, 01:50:51 am
Negotiations broke down and now there is war. War can always be stopped after battles and re negotiate. 

Weve told our members to not take kutt and CHoas s/d any more since they have asked us to and more proper diplomatic channels for trade are established.

Looking forward to see you Merc for the enemy Canary. Ill be sure to target your hag chrone avatar exclusively with my bow.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Relit on October 07, 2012, 02:28:18 am
Does this mean Kutt, Chevaliers, NH, and all the other vassals and friends are going to war against Hero Party also? If you're all in one big alliance I guess that means you share enemies too.

Popping in just to say that, the Norse Horde are vassals to no one. Never have been and odds are never will be.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Bronto on October 07, 2012, 02:32:56 am
Negotiations broke down and now there is war. War can always be stopped after battles and re negotiate. 

Weve told our members to not take kutt and CHoas s/d any more since they have asked us to and more proper diplomatic channels for trade are established.

Looking forward to see you Merc for the enemy Canary. Ill be sure to target your hag chrone avatar exclusively with my bow.

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS:

And I was going to offer a KDR boosting party once we claimed it to knock down the population to regularity... Sigh...



Orders to concede the castle to hero_party: Confirmed

But then again you were probably aware of this:

Besides we should be douches it's our god given right to step on smaller people and get rid of their filthy pagan ways. Because who's stopping us right now! Oh noes we getting a trolled on the forums! Hahaha hopefully things get interesting soon with all this douchebaggery we be doin.

With a view point like this, clearly you guys are fighting the good fight! What are the rest of us thinking? And hey other clans out there, look at who you are really aligned with or are thinking of aligning with. GG Hospitoddlers...GG....
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Lordark on October 07, 2012, 02:39:47 am
Hey Brother! Perhaps you want to settle this in na3? oR maybe I need to ask for your address? :mad:
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: mcdeath on October 07, 2012, 02:47:54 am
Listen to Lordark he knows everything cause he owned Huey as cav. Also he is in Hospitaller so you can add that to the list of why he is awesome.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Bronto on October 07, 2012, 02:50:28 am
Hey Brother! Perhaps you want to settle this in na3? oR maybe I need to ask for your address? :mad:

If you are talking to me, go flex your E-peen somewhere else and IRL I'm confident i'd win LOL! The truth hurts doesn't it bro.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Kreczor on October 07, 2012, 03:12:08 am
Negotiations broke down and now there is war. War can always be stopped after battles and re negotiate. 

Weve told our members to not take kutt and CHoas s/d any more since they have asked us to and more proper diplomatic channels for trade are established.

Looking forward to see you Merc for the enemy Canary. Ill be sure to target your hag chrone avatar exclusively with my bow.
Hey can we be friends? I like having buff friends. They protect me because I'm small and weak. I also don't appreciate being called small and weak so if I hear anyone insulting me in the future with any reference to being small and weak I will be severely frustrated and will cry in a corner until you apologize. That is all.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Winterly on October 07, 2012, 05:00:04 am
the fuck?

What are you even talking about, after you told me it was a problem i told him to stop trade in your territories and get out of there. Not even sure what your on about here to be honest.

PM continued north into another of our fiefs to raid another 500 S&D after you told him.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: mcdeath on October 07, 2012, 05:14:37 am
Can we change this to Everyone that is not part of hosp declares war on hosp?
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Aderyn on October 07, 2012, 05:22:45 am
PM continued north into another of our fiefs to raid another 500 S&D after you told him.

he came into the ts just after he had done that, so after me yelling a little on him and telling him to drop of some cash in there he left your territory :|
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: HardRice on October 07, 2012, 05:24:15 am
Popping in just to say that, the Norse Horde are vassals to no one. Never have been and odds are never will be.

Just wait, Norse Horde, soon you'll be turned into 'civilized' men by the glorious Hospitallers.

Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Valdian on October 07, 2012, 06:36:57 am
Please forgive the comments from non diplomats and ambassadors that dont know what they are talking about hopefully you wont have to deal with  anymore non diplomat/ambassadors posting in here.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Chestaclese on October 07, 2012, 06:45:19 am
the fuck?

What are you even talking about, after you told me it was a problem i told him to stop trade in your territories and get out of there. Not even sure what your on about here to be honest.

Your play style gives me stomach ulcers. Every time I see you firing arrows a thousands yards out from the village everyone is fighting in I want to punch a small child in the face and yell out "just join the fucking battle already."
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Muki on October 07, 2012, 07:14:07 am
Not quite sure why Hosp is waring over one fief, through hope we can still do trade.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: HardRice on October 07, 2012, 08:28:50 am
Not quite sure why Hosp is waring over one fief, through hope we can still do trade.

I think it's more of the fact that it's a 10 man faction that controls 8 fiefs and have no allies.

It's Hospitaller's fucking wet dream in the middle of the desert.

And Hospitallers are spergs.

SPERGS.

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Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Spanish on October 07, 2012, 09:21:10 am
I think it's more of the fact that it's a 10 man faction that controls 8 fiefs and have no allies.

It's Hospitaller's fucking wet dream in the middle of the desert.

And Hospitallers are spergs.

SPERGS.

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Its making me so excited!
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Gristle on October 07, 2012, 10:08:12 am
(this was quoted earlier in the thread, so it's still relevant)

I really wonder why so many Hosp posts have to be filled with bullshit posturing? You're all really bad at it. Why can't you just be honest about what you want and what you are?

Besides we should be douches it's our god given right to step on smaller people and get rid of their filthy pagan ways. Because who's stopping us right now! Oh noes we getting a trolled on the forums! Hahaha hopefully things get interesting soon with all this douchebaggery we be doin.

See this? I like this. This is honesty. You're a big faction attacking a smaller faction simply because you can, and that's well within your right. Just say that. Admit to being warmongers and go with it.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Peppovitch on October 07, 2012, 08:59:44 pm
Again it seems that we must put a muzzle on some of our more zealous members.  I won't be jockying on the forums,  so anyone who actually cares to know what is going on,  or why we are doing it,  should seek myself or a diplomat.  These forums are ridiculous.  People put way too much stock into what others say here.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Canary on October 07, 2012, 10:39:59 pm
Again it seems that we must put a muzzle on some of our more zealous members.  I won't be jockying on the forums,  so anyone who actually cares to know what is going on,  or why we are doing it,  should seek myself or a diplomat.  These forums are ridiculous.  People put way too much stock into what others say here.

They shouldn't put stock into anything your diplomats say, either.

he came into the ts just after he had done that, so after me yelling a little on him and telling him to drop of some cash in there he left your territory :|

A few thousand gold for the entirety of our high-priced S&D is a lopsided exchange. He'd been told, according to your diplomat, to leave before he snatched the last several hundred from Derchios Castle.

Huseby responded to a private message I sent him by saying "FYI got a hold of Jeff (PM) and he is heading away from Chaos lands, and won't be buying/selling there on his way out." Then hours after I received the message, Jeff is on his way out of our land, several approximate crates lighter, and the remainder of our castle's S&D is gone.

Keeping a muzzle on your members is one thing, having them disregard your orders is worse. Or, perhaps, your diplomats are simply lying, and you're ordering people to "step on the little guys" such as what Spaniard has been referring to. Either way, none of this is surprising.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: TugBoat on October 07, 2012, 11:49:12 pm
In their defense, Canary, when you have big groups of people it's hard to keep tabs on what everyone's doing and even communicate with them in an effective manner. Not everyone uses Steam all the time or logs into TS all the time. Communication breakdowns are very common.
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: BaleOhay on October 07, 2012, 11:52:36 pm
that would be true tug but if the diplo said hours before he got in touch with the guy and it is taken care of then it happens again would leave a bitter taste..


Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Lordark on October 07, 2012, 11:53:10 pm
I think it's more of the fact that it's a 10 man faction that controls 8 fiefs and have no allies.

It's Hospitaller's fucking wet dream in the middle of the desert.

And Hospitallers are spergs.

SPERGS.

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cool GIF bro
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Xol! on October 11, 2012, 06:23:02 pm
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We are the bottles
Hospitallers are the guy with the sword
There is no hope

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Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Mayzer on October 11, 2012, 06:30:00 pm
There are so many things that can be taken out of this video!

Surely the Puppy Dog Shirt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=4dKwHOfd2dk#t=115s) means that deep down, he hates destroying all of these bottles...

Also, cRPG lol stab (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=4dKwHOfd2dk#t=146s).
Title: Re: Knights Hospitaller declares war on Hero_Party
Post by: Memento_Mori on October 11, 2012, 06:37:25 pm

We are the bottles
Hospitallers are the guy with the sword
There is no hope

(click to show/hide)


Aww, you've found videos of my Sensei. Will Keith, greatest samurai hero of all time.