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Title: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 19, 2012, 12:46:32 am
Astralis
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 19, 2012, 12:51:37 am


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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 19, 2012, 12:55:19 am
You going to write me a love letter later?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Sauce on May 19, 2012, 01:00:48 am

This will be butts.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on May 19, 2012, 01:08:09 am
#4
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Ramza on May 19, 2012, 01:10:06 am
We all know who the real Chief is.

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 19, 2012, 01:14:28 am
But I have a headdress  :(
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on May 19, 2012, 01:14:48 am
siberianwolf aka kronos outranks me....... outrage
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Earthdforce on May 19, 2012, 02:18:24 am
No weeabos? Disapproved!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 19, 2012, 02:38:04 am
siberianwolf aka kronos outranks me....... outrage

whaaa I didn't know Siberianwolf was kronos!  That sneaky bastid!

Good luck fellas - thread & banner is pretty sexy!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on May 19, 2012, 03:18:04 am
I dont understand why I'm the only one without a full name...



Annnnd it's about time.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 19, 2012, 03:45:28 am
I dont understand why I'm the only one without a full name...



Annnnd it's about time.

Shut up.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on May 19, 2012, 03:52:48 am
The banner looks good.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on May 19, 2012, 03:58:27 am
Shut up.

Thanks bro.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on May 19, 2012, 04:11:45 am
Asstrails.

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on May 19, 2012, 06:49:21 am
Asstrails.

Love you guys. :)
i love me too
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on May 19, 2012, 08:08:24 am
Our clan topic is finally up. :D

I might have to start using the banner pack now to see our sexy banner.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on May 23, 2012, 02:41:52 am
Penis?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on May 23, 2012, 05:04:11 am
^ Astralis's best player.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: FleetFox on May 23, 2012, 09:16:32 am
Shout out to CarlSagan who has great taste in music!  :wink:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shadow207 on May 27, 2012, 08:45:27 am
So yeah, about me going to Paris, and never coming back?

My Hard Drive died...
And i was to lazy to contact you.

Sorry?  :lol:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 27, 2012, 10:04:10 pm
Apology not accepted. Edward gets to have his way with you now. It's never pretty.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on May 28, 2012, 12:56:01 am
So yeah, about me going to Paris, and never coming back?

My Hard Drive died...
And i was to lazy to contact you.

Sorry?  :lol:
Frenhilt! I remember youuuuuuuu
\o/
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shadow207 on May 28, 2012, 04:18:07 am
Apology accepted. Edward is very happy to have you back. You are awesome
I think i fixed it.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on May 28, 2012, 10:54:30 am
Bump: love you guys!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on May 28, 2012, 09:53:48 pm
I feel like I never see more than two of you on at once but there's always at least one of you on. If you all played together you could roll servers hard. Jus saying
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 28, 2012, 10:30:37 pm
I feel like I never see more than two of you on at once but there's always at least one of you on. If you all played together you could roll servers hard. Jus saying

Hahah, aye we've been trying to group up together more often. Normally have quite a bit of folks on TS during the afternoons, shouldn't be too hard.

Love you too Holiday! <3

Also, a quick congratulations to all of our new recruits!! It's great to have new blood flowing through the old veins  :o
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on May 29, 2012, 12:56:10 am
What the fuck, you are actually updating this shit drunk?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 29, 2012, 01:06:35 am
I'm a functioning alcoholic. And today is a day of sobriety (so far).

So shut your dirty little mouth!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on May 29, 2012, 03:00:34 am
So shut your dirty little mouth!
No.
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Brother_Morr on May 30, 2012, 01:37:44 am
Why does it matter if he's drunk while doing it? Being drunk just makes video games and forums more fun.

Also Mr. Namo, Morr is my full name.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 30, 2012, 02:16:49 am
Make sure y'all apply for the clan under the new Ladder tab on the cRPG char site!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on May 30, 2012, 11:15:21 pm
Hey Astralis...

So of course enjoy playing with you guys in siege most every night, and Luk and Bran and all keep trying to get me to run with your banner...but I have to admit I'm not a huge fan of the current banner on heraldric (no offense hopefully) and being a designer I figured I'd try my hand at one for you :mrgreen:

Basically I took your astrological theme and applied it to medieval imagery etc and tried to make something that would be correct to the period.

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If you hate it - I won't be offended.
If you kinda like it but want something different - let me know!
If you love it - you're welcome  :wink:

- Elindor

(would wanna test it on heraldric for sizing of the imagery, but should be centered based on my reference banner)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on May 30, 2012, 11:32:47 pm
That banner goes hard as fuck, elindor!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on May 30, 2012, 11:34:17 pm
Hey Astralis...

So of course enjoy playing with you guys in siege most every night, and Luk and Bran and all keep trying to get me to run with your banner...but I have to admit I'm not a huge fan of the current banner on heraldric (no offense hopefully) and being a designer I figured I'd try my hand at one for you :mrgreen:

Basically I took your astrological theme and applied it to medieval imagery etc and tried to make something that would be correct to the period.

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If you hate it - I won't be offended.
If you kinda like it but want something different - let me know!
If you love it - you're welcome  :wink:

- Elindor


Wow this is out of this world. It looks amazing but IMO the lines are kinda thin.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on May 30, 2012, 11:36:03 pm
You may be right Namo...I could try to give them some more backing so they aren't so thin.

There's a way to test these locally in game right, to test stuff?  I forgot how.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on May 30, 2012, 11:36:26 pm
That banner goes hard as fuck, elindor!

Compliment, I think?
If so, thanks!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on May 31, 2012, 02:05:30 am
That is actually really sick man! As I was the one who submit our current banner that me friend made, this one is way better imo.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 31, 2012, 02:57:54 am
Incredible banner Elindor, very much appreciated.

Let me know if you want me to test banners, I can do it for you. Or just hop in TS at any time when I'm on and I can walk you through the process.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on May 31, 2012, 03:07:34 am
Elindors banner is the sickest one I've seen in a long time. Would make me want to join Astralis..... If I wasn't the King of Fallopia and the Emperor of Uterus already. I know I have no say because I'm just a homie but Elindors banner has my vote!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on May 31, 2012, 03:08:01 am
Thanks guys!  Glad you like it.

Anyhow yeah SittingBull I'll grab you on TS or Steam or something and we'll figure out the best way to test it, just wanna see scale of stuff and where it sits on various heraldric stuff and the overhead circle etc...

Oh and Spl00gedon, thanks for your compliments - means a lot from the king of the uterus's or whatever you are.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 31, 2012, 03:08:28 am
Elindors banner is the sickest one I've seen in a long time. Would make me want to join Astralis..... If I wasn't the King of Fallopia and the Emperor of Uterus already. I know I have no say because I'm just a homie but Elindors banner has my vote!!

Your vote would be taken into full consideration if you didn't fist my girl earlier this year.


Fuck you.

Dick.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ildist on May 31, 2012, 03:25:38 am
I'm astralis' #1 fan yah ASTRALIS #1

#RIPSPOOKISLAND2012YOLO

bundle of stickss

jk


<3


not rly jk but k


:3
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on May 31, 2012, 03:37:47 am
I'm astralis' #1 fan yah ASTRALIS #1

#RIPSPOOKISLAND2012YOLO

bundle of stickss

jk


<3


not rly jk but k


:3

This is why I never asked you to talk in ts. Keep that mic muted.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on May 31, 2012, 04:16:07 am
 :?: :?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on May 31, 2012, 06:21:32 am
Reference in our times in teamspeak ignore them  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Brother_Morr on May 31, 2012, 08:43:35 am
It be Ildist, just don't stare and walk past, he'll stop soon on his own.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on May 31, 2012, 06:24:30 pm
Ok, so after testing last night with SittingBull in game, made some adjustments.

- Bit deeper/richer color
- slight adjustments to size/position of imagery
- "beefing up" of some lines

Let me know what you think!

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 31, 2012, 08:54:19 pm
esta banner es muy sexy-o

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ildist on May 31, 2012, 10:46:41 pm
Mate, i post these out of extreme boredom, when i'm bored, i feel the need to troll or be stupid; hence the random posting etc. :). Just an FYI, i'll actually be talking by mid-end of June, since i'll be home for the first time in almost 2 years(?).


<3 Ildist
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 01, 2012, 12:02:07 am
I fist everyone's girl bull don't take it personal. I still love you
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 01, 2012, 12:07:43 am
Ok, so after testing last night with SittingBull in game, made some adjustments.

- Bit deeper/richer color
- slight adjustments to size/position of imagery
- "beefing up" of some lines

Let me know what you think!

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Oh!!! I like that, USE THAT!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 01, 2012, 12:55:02 am
Very, very cool Elindor. Many thanks once more.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 01, 2012, 01:22:16 am
Should update the faction page and submit that banner bull  :D
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 01, 2012, 01:29:36 am
Should update the faction page and submit that banner bull  :D

Done  :wink:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on June 01, 2012, 02:30:18 am
NP guys, as I mentioned - I plan to run with it from time to time so might as well :)

SB I see you put it as the exclusive banner...
You submitting it to Overdriven for regular pack or no?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on June 01, 2012, 03:49:55 am
Ok, I freaking applied....
Tired of no multi's

Jerks.

EDIT - and im in
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 01, 2012, 04:51:46 am
Hahah, good to have ya bud. And no, the banner pack is pretty much void of any use now that we have this exclusive banner system.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on June 01, 2012, 04:52:41 am
App'd
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 01, 2012, 05:00:04 am
App'd

Happy to have your app Mancen! Hop in with us in TeamSpeak whenever, you'll almost always find someone around.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ildist on June 01, 2012, 05:31:13 am
App'd
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on June 01, 2012, 05:54:29 am
You too huh Mancen? :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 01, 2012, 05:59:49 am
I'm cumming in your TS soon. Be ready for some vocal squirtage boys
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 01, 2012, 06:10:49 am
I'm cumming in your TS soon. Be ready for some vocal squirtage boys

You'll have to compete with me. My voice is like smooth, smooth silk.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on June 01, 2012, 07:09:14 am
You'll have to compete with me. My voice is like smooth, smooth silk.
And I think Dread wins the award for having the most amazing voice in our TS.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 01, 2012, 01:33:17 pm
Stay sexy you sexies
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 01, 2012, 03:36:57 pm
You'll have to compete with me. My voice is like smooth, smooth silk.
Lies, it's more like smooth silk dragged through a slurry of gravel and broken glass.  Then given a base coat of high gloss paint for that extra glisten. 

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ildist on June 01, 2012, 04:05:37 pm
Yes. ^
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on June 01, 2012, 07:58:20 pm
Yep
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 01, 2012, 10:02:53 pm
Lies, it's more like smooth silk dragged through a slurry of gravel and broken glass.  Then given a base coat of high gloss paint for that extra glisten. 

(click to show/hide)

 :cry: That was beautiful
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Miley on June 02, 2012, 08:18:34 am
I am missing the theme and reason for name, so you must terr meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on June 02, 2012, 08:23:26 am
it seems lyran has disappeared again........the question is will it be another month and a half before he returns?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 02, 2012, 09:26:48 am
Probably. We have a couple that disappear in the mist only to reappear sometime after. I still love them like my children.

And Miley, there's not an actual 'theme' persay. It has much more to do with the idea of the name.

You may have seen this video already, but maybe it will help you understand just what we mean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D05ej8u-gU)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on June 02, 2012, 05:33:06 pm
That video gave me the weirdest boner..
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 04, 2012, 12:34:01 am
Probably. We have a couple that disappear in the mist only to reappear sometime after. I still love them like my children.

And Miley, there's not an actual 'theme' persay. It has much more to do with the idea of the name.

You may have seen this video already, but maybe it will help you understand just what we mean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D05ej8u-gU)

You have my vote for most epic clan I've ever seen in C-rpg.  If I had more than two serious bones in my body I would apply in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on June 05, 2012, 08:53:47 am
im already the latest commenter on 4 other sections why not make it 5
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on June 05, 2012, 09:01:18 pm
The Astralis theme (aka - that video) is why I made our banner astrological (in a medieval visualization of course because we're in a medieval game)...fits pretty well if I don't say so myself  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Combaticus on June 05, 2012, 09:54:23 pm
HABIBIBIBBIBIBIBIBIBBI :wink:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Miley on June 07, 2012, 03:47:05 am
Probably. We have a couple that disappear in the mist only to reappear sometime after. I still love them like my children.

And Miley, there's not an actual 'theme' persay. It has much more to do with the idea of the name.

You may have seen this video already, but maybe it will help you understand just what we mean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D05ej8u-gU)

I have not seen this video. Ohhh, now I get the name and stuff. They can't prove what's in the video, but cool!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 07, 2012, 05:44:22 am
I have not seen this video. Ohhh, now I get the name and stuff. They can't prove what's in the video, but cool!

Even if you don't believe it, in my opinion it's a beautiful idea. Truly beautiful
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on June 07, 2012, 09:01:01 am
I'm moving my hero into your village to sell some shit please don't attack :) btw i'm dutchy so sorry bull for the tk lol

Ninja edit: i have equipment for sale if you are looking for weapons or armor.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 09, 2012, 06:45:44 am
Updated our ladder information
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: OssumPawesome on June 15, 2012, 01:15:07 pm
hey you guys are pretty cool.  I'd like to jump on your ts again sometime and play a couple of rounds.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 16, 2012, 06:07:16 am
hey you guys are pretty cool.  I'd like to jump on your ts again sometime and play a couple of rounds.

Yea, we are cool aren't we.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 16, 2012, 06:21:24 am
Except for Namo. He's not anything like cool. For an explination see http://youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U?t=39s (http://youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U?t=39s)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 16, 2012, 07:09:59 am
I don't usually talk in ts
But when I do, I choose to say something random.
Stay annoying my friends.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 16, 2012, 07:13:49 am
I obviously talk the most in ts.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 16, 2012, 07:46:15 am
Except for Namo. He's not anything like cool. For an explination see http://youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U?t=39s (http://youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U?t=39s)

Omg I fucking love that song!

And get Luk, Arys, and me together in a TS channel when we're drunk - That's some good ol' slapstick entertainment right there.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on June 17, 2012, 06:23:28 am
Probably. We have a couple that disappear in the mist only to reappear sometime after. I still love them like my children.
But... But you eat your children D:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Spanish on June 17, 2012, 09:30:53 am
Good shit in here, id be jealous if our TS didnt have a couple resident drunks and Bull stop wearing a helmet its making you effective.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on June 17, 2012, 08:35:46 pm
fuck robertnamo. hes a rude and crass nodachi chunt
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on June 17, 2012, 08:37:12 pm
And I think Dread wins the award for having the most amazing voice in our TS.



i agree with this beyond 100 percent
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 17, 2012, 09:48:58 pm
fuck robertnamo. hes a rude and crass nodachi chunt
this coming from a guy that plays siege 100% because his emotions get unstable when he dies and has to wait longer than 30 seconds to spawn.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 18, 2012, 01:27:17 am
Yeah, I'm not liking this helmet. I need to go back to my original hipster status.

Also, A sincere happy Fathers Day to all of our fathers :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 18, 2012, 02:28:28 am
Namo I wanna hear you spit fire next time in TS son
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 18, 2012, 04:20:19 am
Namo I wanna hear you spit fire next time in TS son

Gossip gossip, n***a just stop it.
Everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster.
Imma need to see your fucking hands at the concert.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 18, 2012, 11:44:16 pm
Yo dis how I spit doh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BrkmIqUXck&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 19, 2012, 01:23:05 am
Yo dis how I spit doh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BrkmIqUXck&feature=relmfu

Second, I'm not a rapper...
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 19, 2012, 06:08:29 am
I'm about to end this man's whole career, but i'm not a rapper.  Boom, Bam, Bop, Badda Bop Boom. Pow. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on June 21, 2012, 07:47:05 am
im back and done with my ARMA break
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Xeen on June 21, 2012, 10:26:35 am
It has been a fuckin' blast playing against you guys in siege.  Between you, NH, and Remnant, siege is alllmost as fun as it used to be when the map rotation didn't suck dick.

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 21, 2012, 10:41:57 am
It has been a fuckin' blast playing against you guys in siege.  Between you, NH, and Remnant, siege is alllmost as fun as it used to be when the map rotation didn't suck dick.

I agree. While I don't play siege very often, when I do it's always because a bunch of our guys are against a big group of someone else (normally KUTT). It's a hell of a lot of fun with that type of challenge - not the regular siege grind that bores the living shit out of me.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on June 22, 2012, 12:05:20 am
KUTT's are for MAULING!   :lol:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 22, 2012, 12:47:15 am
It has been a fuckin' blast playing against you guys in siege.  Between you, NH, and Remnant, siege is alllmost as fun as it used to be when the map rotation didn't suck dick.

Pretty much what Sittingbull said.  I normally consider siege to be the girly version of cRPG (see: Dreadnok) while battle is for REAL MEN.

However when siege turns into clan vs clan it gets pretty awesome.

I especially liked a few days ago against NH.. they trump us with mass shields & throwing, we trump them back w/ heavy armor & mallets  :twisted:

IN OTHER NEWS,  do we want clan glamor shots?  I want to take individual clanmate glamor shots.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 22, 2012, 04:04:08 am
IN OTHER NEWS,  do we want clan glamor shots?  I want to take individual clanmate glamor shots.

Put your clothes back on Shine, no one needs to see that.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 23, 2012, 04:13:08 am
Who needs all the beautiful things in life for a boring existence. We have a naked shine to make the colors brighter, and the beer crisper. I'll take all the nudie shots I can get. Sometimes *choke up* it's the only thing that gets me through the day... Olive juice
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Xarcenian on June 23, 2012, 04:37:15 am
Edit: Obviously you do have steam Viper... why else would you defend you self from it saying Viper not Vapor? It also has a record of me removing you from our steam faction for spamming swears and intentionally teamwounding you. Thank you for your time Sitting Bull.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ANGLO_SAXON on June 23, 2012, 04:50:13 am
Lol Xarcenian
kid stop trying to troll me that convrsation is obvisouly fake i dont even have steam
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 23, 2012, 04:55:04 am
Vapor is NOT associated with Astralis in any way. He's wearing our banner because SoW took him under as an interest. SoW is not Astralis -  I don't manage the way they run their clan. We share a TS and company, and we play together often. We're under the same banner for banner stacking purposes.

If you have a problem with one of their members, take it up with them. This is not my concern.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 23, 2012, 09:52:33 am
If it must become our concern it will. SoW has always been our friend, and we've never had an issue. If this is what is going to come of it we will make adjustments. We don't appreciate trolls. that being said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-KMPvgKPo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-KMPvgKPo&feature=related)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 23, 2012, 10:01:42 am
LOOK AT MY RENOWN YOU MOTHER FUCKER LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT~!~
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 23, 2012, 10:07:30 am
you only have the slightest right to rule. No one would make peace with you. you ass. Marry my daughter. http://youtu.be/hq2KgzKETBw?t=44s
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 23, 2012, 10:12:36 am
LOOK AT MY RENOWN YOU MOTHER FUCKER LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT~!~

Weak, i've seen over 900.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 23, 2012, 10:30:00 am
let me know when it's over 9000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPPmgMr5Tg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPPmgMr5Tg&feature=related)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on June 23, 2012, 11:09:42 am
stop linking videos to finish your post pleaaaaaasseeeeee.  :shock:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 23, 2012, 11:15:23 am
you only have the slightest right to rule. No one would make peace with you. you ass. Marry my daughter. http://youtu.be/hq2KgzKETBw?t=44s

I wanna go to a party where everyone only wears those.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 23, 2012, 12:06:01 pm
I'LL SEE YOU NOOBS PAST ANDROMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 23, 2012, 01:59:02 pm
WTF is ANDROMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa? http://youtu.be/uHX0IiEeB5I?t=1m24s
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Bugrahan on June 23, 2012, 02:17:51 pm
Hi all
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 23, 2012, 02:39:52 pm
how are youuuu?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 23, 2012, 04:14:02 pm
Luk I don't know if you realized but some sick bastard taped lobsters to your hands as a practical joke.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TaM1PiCh on June 23, 2012, 04:27:43 pm
Hi all
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on June 23, 2012, 09:13:32 pm
Luk I don't know if you realized but some sick bastard taped lobsters to your hands drugged you as a practical joke.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 24, 2012, 01:16:39 am
Yeah so I've been losing my touch in crpg lately but somehow this patch has been to my favor even though the Nodachi is still the most nerfed weapon in game. With new games coming, you have less time devoted to games you currently play and most likely GW 2 is going to take over my gaming time, it's probably for the better, lately people have been celebrating one way or another after killing me.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 24, 2012, 02:07:51 am
lately people have been celebrating one way or another after killing me.

That should be a compliment. People don't celebrate after killing scrubs.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on June 24, 2012, 05:33:33 am
That should be a compliment. People don't celebrate after killing scrubs.

I always celebrate when I kill you though.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 24, 2012, 10:29:44 am
I always celebrate when I kill you though.

That's because I'm fantastic
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on June 24, 2012, 08:58:53 pm
I heard Dread is leaving SoW to join Astralis because Ulfson would NOT give him a reach around, and because he has romantic inclinations toward Namo.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 24, 2012, 09:33:34 pm
I heard Dread is leaving SoW to join Astralis because Ulfson would NOT give him a reach around, and because he has romantic inclinations toward Namo.

Discuss.

Not true. I rejected his application.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 24, 2012, 11:37:49 pm
The reason Ulfson refused to give Dread a reach around is because Ulfson and I are a 'thing'. I get the reach arounds.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on June 24, 2012, 11:43:56 pm
Ulfson fears the dreadcock
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 25, 2012, 02:45:36 am
Might wanna update the roster bull.   :lol:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on June 25, 2012, 03:07:54 am
you guys are just plain rude and si;lly
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 25, 2012, 03:10:42 am
The reason Ulfson refused to give Dread a reach around is because Ulfson and I are a 'thing'. I get the reach arounds.

As long as I'm still your "First in Fist" I'll allow this cheating to continue...   If not then it's over between us
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ironfox on June 25, 2012, 03:12:29 am
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jhW52aMy8UU/TGMaTZYBnZI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/FwOXUnWDQFE/s1600/redfox.jpg




http://www.qrpfoxhunt.org/fox_hunt_logo.jpg
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 25, 2012, 04:36:49 am
As long as I'm still your "First in Fist" I'll allow this cheating to continue...   If not then it's over between us

Hey baby c'mon don't be like that.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on June 25, 2012, 05:09:47 am
So... namo likes the new patch.

I fucking hate it. Not that I was any good before, but now I just plain fucking suck. Miss every stab, every overhead. Just plain can't do shit now that you can't really adjust mid-swing.

Pretty peeved, TBH.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 25, 2012, 05:44:11 am
So... namo likes the new patch.

I fucking hate it. Not that I was any good before, but now I just plain fucking suck. Miss every stab, every overhead. Just plain can't do shit now that you can't really adjust mid-swing.

Pretty peeved, TBH.

My favorite part is when all of the battle servers are shut down at the same time. 
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 25, 2012, 05:55:55 am
I'm highly in opposition of the new patch. I get slowing down spin swings, but damn it seems like it fucked up so much more.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on June 25, 2012, 06:14:59 am
I'm highly in opposition of the new patch. I get slowing down spin swings, but damn it seems like it fucked up so much more.
imagine me trying to stab with a nodachi or outswinging a awlpike.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 25, 2012, 06:31:16 am
imagine me trying to stab with a nodachi or outswinging a awlpike.

Imagine.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on June 26, 2012, 04:21:01 am
Fuck. I think I'm going to have to take an extended break from this game or something.

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on June 27, 2012, 02:25:30 am
Yo, I heard there was fondue in here... Mind if I hang out? :-)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 27, 2012, 02:34:41 am
Yes. I do. That's my ball dipping fondue fountain.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TurmoilTom on June 27, 2012, 02:42:41 am
Awweh... :-(

Too bad, I guess I'll just go back over to KUTT's naked people with whipped cream. (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,24728.msg381382.html#msg381382)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on June 27, 2012, 02:45:13 am
Bran, you can't leave.....I love you  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 27, 2012, 04:08:45 am
Pfft, Bran ain't leaving.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 27, 2012, 08:17:19 am
Yes. I do. That's my ball dipping fondue fountain.

Lolled hard at this ahahahahaha
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on June 27, 2012, 09:51:01 am
Yes. I do. That's my ball dipping fondue fountain.
Finally found a fountain that was large enough?

Edit: Noble now, yay.

Edit 2: Sigged.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 28, 2012, 02:20:32 am
Roster updated.

We're growing rather large.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 28, 2012, 04:49:48 am
Free Peasants of Fisdnar claim Rivacheg!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 28, 2012, 05:06:53 am
Over my dead body. Stupid peasant.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 28, 2012, 07:20:39 am
That can EASILY be arranged.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 28, 2012, 08:05:49 am
These people are nice people in-game.

FOREVER ZOLETA ENDORSED.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 28, 2012, 09:02:57 am
That can EASILY be arranged.

Go back to your hay, fucking neckbeard.

These people are nice people in-game.

FOREVER ZOLETA ENDORSED.

<333
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 28, 2012, 10:31:11 am
Hey Sittingbull, blow it out your ass.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 28, 2012, 10:38:49 am
lmao
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 28, 2012, 11:36:44 am
You dirty no good having to shave off the neckbeard neckbeard.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: OssumPawesome on June 29, 2012, 07:07:53 pm
hey i drew up some banners.  not sure if theyre as good as the old one but take a look
without flag background
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with flag background
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on June 30, 2012, 03:13:36 am
Ooh, I likey
But the honeycomb pattern looks a bit strange with the eclipse.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ANGLO_SAXON on June 30, 2012, 04:35:59 am
Well, this a late post but im sorry Ulfson and the other people i trolled. Ulfson your a very good dedicated player to the game and i made a mistake by trolling you just because i couldnt take a joke. I did over react but Ulfson it just irritates me that you just say stuff bout me in global chat and i cant join other clans without you telling them my mistakes i understand your trying to warn them. Im promising never to troll or do anything to harm anybody in the Crpg world again. Astrails is a good clan and was a very good time to come and hang out with you guys.  P.S I m not good at umm typing this english so forgive


                                                                                  Sincerly, Viper_
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on June 30, 2012, 05:19:46 am
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ts drama. <3 you viper.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 30, 2012, 06:19:08 am
Vapor, please do not bring your issues here in our clan thread. A better option is to PM Ulfson on the forums.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on July 01, 2012, 08:41:08 pm
Yea don't turn this into a large sob story, and SoW is allied with Astralis we are not in their clan, don't talk to me or sweet talk me.  Btw you're obviously young and can't take a joke, btw Go fuck yourself. 
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on July 01, 2012, 08:42:16 pm
im in charge of astralis
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on July 01, 2012, 08:46:19 pm
Not even close, but you do rule my heart. :wink:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on July 02, 2012, 12:04:32 am
Let's keep this PG please.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 02, 2012, 03:10:23 am
PG? What am I leading a clan of children?

Dew's not in my clan!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:42:19 am
PG? What am I leading a clan of children?

Dew's not in my clan!

#1 Favorite quote from Honeydew in TS. -

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 02, 2012, 06:19:10 am
im in charge of astralis

You should be in charge of the impromptu karaoke division.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on July 02, 2012, 06:34:08 am
UNITEM IS no more.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 02, 2012, 06:42:39 am
UNITEM!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on July 02, 2012, 07:38:26 am
hahahaha
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 02, 2012, 09:36:15 am
Baby don't be like that, our love is strong.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 02, 2012, 09:37:36 am
Baby don't be like that, our love is strong.
Indeed, Chief Standing Duck.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 02, 2012, 03:56:05 pm
I think we have the most homoerotic thread in the faction halls.

Astralis [NA] - A clan for men's men!

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 02, 2012, 08:12:42 pm
Well we're not afraid to express ourselves emotionally if that's what you mean.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 02, 2012, 08:36:15 pm
i need your body
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ironfox on July 03, 2012, 02:48:30 am
Quote
i need your body
Here you go
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(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on July 03, 2012, 02:49:52 am
BROMANCE
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on July 03, 2012, 02:50:13 am
lol your a funny motherfucker fox
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on July 03, 2012, 02:55:50 am
Language please.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 03, 2012, 04:10:12 am
Here you go
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)

Ironfox, I'd wrap your soft body around me and wear you like a coat.

IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on July 03, 2012, 05:09:54 am
Here you go
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
These pictures are not of the same fox. So which one is the real you? I bet you are neither.

Your fur is probably a knotted, dirty mess.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 03, 2012, 11:33:40 pm
"The Police report said they stabbed this guy 51 times, bludgeoned him in the head with a heavy object 13 times and they shot him twice, so I figure this guy's by the door on the way out going, Ā“YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YET, DO YOU?! YOU HAVEN'T SHOVED A CHAINSAW UP MY ASS YET! MY HEAD'S STILL ON MY TORSO!! I'M GLAD YOU FUCKERS CAN HANDLE YOUR HIGH!!Ā”

Sam called me and said to bump this thread with one of his quotes.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 04, 2012, 12:26:35 am
I haven't the slightest clue what was just said.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 04, 2012, 12:52:45 am
This is why you have older members Bull, so they can pass on the teachings of the prophet Sam Kinison.

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 04, 2012, 07:52:46 am
I haven't the slightest clue what was just said.
Crack is whack.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 04, 2012, 09:21:25 am
America!!!

Freedom!!

Can you fucking feel it?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 04, 2012, 09:33:14 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on July 05, 2012, 05:23:24 am
Happy America Day everyone
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 05, 2012, 10:49:11 pm
There have been few times in the past where I've been as hungover as I am now.

Suffice it to say, I celebrated the shit out of America
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on July 06, 2012, 08:12:07 am
hey guys - do me a favor and as you play my maps pay attention to what you think of balance, etc and any other issues.

if you have feedback, go to the MAP THREAD in my signature and let me know...trying to balance them best I can.

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 06, 2012, 08:55:39 am
Most of your maps are siege maps right?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on July 06, 2012, 02:11:09 pm
yeah i have 2 currently in rotation, both siege ;)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 06, 2012, 07:17:37 pm
Should do some battle maps for us cool kids in battle ;)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on July 06, 2012, 07:32:24 pm
Yeah, more mappers the better :) Battle maps are easier to make and balance too.

I may make some soon.

But mine wont just cater to cav so everyone will hate me, but thats ok.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 06, 2012, 08:42:36 pm
Include lots of fucking tunnels so everyone will be happy.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shadow207 on July 10, 2012, 05:11:02 am
So, i recently got my new computer.

Am i allowed to rejoin? :3

(PS: I can jump on TS, but cannot play mount and blade just yet, i must retrieve my CD Key)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 11, 2012, 10:07:25 am
Yep
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shadow207 on July 11, 2012, 07:23:15 pm
Yay.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 11, 2012, 07:51:40 pm
Calm down there Frenhilt, I never said yes. Come into TS sometime and we'll talk about it.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ironfox on July 11, 2012, 10:07:40 pm
Calm down there Frenhilt, I never said yes. Come into TS sometime and we'll talk about it.

I'll show you "talk about it".
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shadow207 on July 11, 2012, 10:08:52 pm
I am in TS...
 :?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 11, 2012, 10:49:55 pm
It was fun seeing you all play on Siege, nice job.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 11, 2012, 11:38:26 pm
Yeah, more mappers the better :) Battle maps are easier to make and balance too.

I may make some soon.

But mine wont just cater to cav so everyone will hate me, but thats ok.

Elindor if I didn't love you already I would probably hate you for this....

P.S I'm invading you guys' TS soon so be ready for some vocal squirtage and cyber fisting
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 12, 2012, 01:44:27 am
...vocal squirtage and cyber fisting
Vocal squirtage sounds disgusting, but cyber fisting sounds incredibly painful.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 12, 2012, 01:58:40 am
cyber fisting sounds incredibly painful.

I cyber fist people with my voice on a daily basis, y'all just don't realize it until it's too late - the damage is done and you feel violated.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on July 12, 2012, 03:10:48 am
I cyber fist people with my voice on a daily basis, y'all just don't realize it until it's too late - the damage is done and you feel violated.
All these months of abuse and I didn't even know it was happening.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shadow207 on July 12, 2012, 03:39:27 am
I cyber fist people with my voice on a daily basis, y'all just don't realize it until it's too late - the damage is done and you feel violated.
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MoonMan on July 13, 2012, 03:48:03 am
Being of the moon with my lunarness, I feel as I might fit in Astralis and it's cosmo-loving members
(Moonman is interested in Astralis)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 03:53:06 am
Being of the moon with my lunarness, I feel as I might fit in Astralis and it's cosmo-loving members
(Moonman is interested in Astralis)

Dude MM scumbags be balls deep in that Smite.  Does Astralis accept alts??
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on July 13, 2012, 05:56:00 am
Being of the moon with my lunarness, I feel as I might fit in Astralis and it's cosmo-loving members
(Moonman is interested in Astralis)

thats funny.
well if you are interested, join our ts and apply on our forums.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MoonMan on July 13, 2012, 06:20:54 am
Quote
Dude MM scumbags be balls deep in that Smite.  Does Astralis accept alts??

Smite is only fun cause of Ymir's hardcore dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPnjhh9aVc
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 06:35:52 am
Smite is only fun cause of Ymir's hardcore dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPnjhh9aVc

You wish you two stepped like me little boy
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 15, 2012, 08:38:36 am
Before Sitting Bull was a global superstar, he dated high school sweetheart Ulfson. The couple lasted from BullĀ’s junior year of high school into his first year of college. Last night, Ulfson told us that the ex-forker finally ended the relationship with a handwritten letter.

In the note, Sitting Bull informs Ulfson of his "absolute anger and disappointment" in him. Sitting Bull's parents told him that Ulfson was "telling everyone on the forums who would listen that he was Bull's man toy, and all of this when he knows you are engaged to Luk!'"

Amazingly, Sitting Bull even demanded that Ulfson "please mail back my elderĀ’s cudgel that I gave to you.Ā” Ulfson claims that he was "devastated" and "cried for two days" after receiving the letter. Later, Sitting Bull followed up with a second letter to apologize for his actions. Read both letters in full at http://astralis-c-rpg.enjin.com/home.

More recently, Sitting Bull has allegedly sent steamy text messages to at least one rumored mistress, Claire Calford.  Previously, Ulfson said that Sitting Bull's father Robert Namo cheated, too, news that, if true, would echo BullĀ’s behaviors.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on July 16, 2012, 01:54:39 pm
I'm confused. Who am I engaged to, and who am I using for mindless physical pleasure? I want to get this "strait" if I'm to expand beyond my know floozies.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 16, 2012, 02:04:55 pm
Luk are you telling me you've already forgotten our trist at the stocks last night?

..you manwhore!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on July 16, 2012, 02:06:21 pm
I think this is only the beginning of the uncovering of the massive, intertwined web of Astralis man love and betrayal.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on July 16, 2012, 11:51:51 pm
This Clan is fucking gay.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 17, 2012, 02:13:55 am
Gets you all hot and bothered doesn't it
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ironfox on July 17, 2012, 02:24:43 am
Gets you all hot and bothered doesn't it

And so does this.
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on July 17, 2012, 06:26:28 am
This Clan is fucking gay.
Language, Namo.

We prefer to be called "partners," not a "clan."
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 17, 2012, 10:14:30 am
An older member of the Vezin Legislature has received death threats since telling his clan that "the homosexual agenda is just destroying this clan" and poses a bigger threat to the  faction than terrorism or chadzians.

"I'm not gay-bashing. But according to the Holy Namo's word that is not the right kind of lifestyle," Namo said during an appearance before a group of forum goers. His comments were recorded and posted on the video sharing Web site YouTube on Sunday.

"Studies show no clan that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades," Namo says in the recorded comments. "It is not a lifestyle that is good for this faction."

On Monday, Namo said his comments were edited and taken out of context. Namo said they were directed at wealthy, politically active homosexuals and archers who are contributing gold and lutefisk to gay and ranged candidates for officer spots in Astralis and SOW.

"I was talking about an agenda. I was not talking about individuals," said Namo, the father of the current faction leader Sitting Bull. "They have the right to choose that lifestyle. They do not have the right to force it down our throat.

"I have never said hate speech against anybody. I would never do that."

Namo said he has received more than 3,000 e-mails and hundreds of telephone calls since his comments were posted online. He said a few supported his comments but that most condemned them and that some even contained such hateful statements as "You suck with the Nodachi" and "All you do is hold like a fucken n00b, come at me bro!"

Stay tuned for further developments.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on July 17, 2012, 02:13:38 pm
What the actual fuck? Just cause me and bull, and shine, and tom, and many, many others do "stuff" It has nothing to do with strat or the politics that evolve from it. Hater. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 17, 2012, 03:43:33 pm
Yeah Namo you can't keep our bro love down!  If you try it just gets bottled up and eventually becomes a brosplosion.

Also Ironfox isn't the fox in the picture a little young?  No way she's 18 months old.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 17, 2012, 07:14:20 pm
I think this is only the beginning of the uncovering of the massive, intertwined web of Astralis man love and betrayal.

I think I still like this quote the best.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on July 17, 2012, 10:05:03 pm
Hmph! I KILLED AND RAPED 25 AZN WarlordS across  Hometown china and i don't even get the front page of ASSTRAILS Newsletter?! Outrages!! gwilos and their obsesion with Homosexual politicians....
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on July 18, 2012, 05:54:17 am
WORST.CLAN.EVER.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on July 18, 2012, 08:14:00 am
WORST.CLAN.EVER.
You're just mad because I use you as an emotional tampon, and never give up the goods.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on July 18, 2012, 08:59:04 am
You're just mad because I use you as an emotional tampon, and never give up the goods.

Im not even going to bring up last night......people dont need to know what you scream....and hows the sword of yours? Sheathe fit it real snug and cozy?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Knute on July 18, 2012, 07:04:45 pm
A sign from ToD?

(click to show/hide)

Enhance
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 18, 2012, 07:11:25 pm
Big brother is watching, Shine...
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 18, 2012, 08:44:23 pm
must...tax...California!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 05:17:05 am
http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3882 (http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3882)

Checkmate.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 19, 2012, 05:30:14 am
Beat me too it lol

Come along do be a bunch poos.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 19, 2012, 05:52:39 am
Predictable!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on July 19, 2012, 07:06:06 am
Beat me too it lol

Come along do be a bunch poos.
I see that eating too much Northern Perch has driven you to madness.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 19, 2012, 07:44:13 am
Oh I see how it is. Your shit baiting of Arys was legitimate and you don't give 2 hoots about the alliance. Well it will be a fun battle but don't play it out how you seem to intend to, it's really not going to work out well.

-------

When will the emergency phone calls to the Greys begin?

For your convenience.

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=profile;u=2006
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 07:47:23 am
Oh I see how it is. Your shit baiting of Arys was legitimate and you don't give 2 hoots about the alliance. Well it will be a fun battle but don't play it out how you seem to intend to, it's really not going to work out well.

-------

When will the emergency phone calls to the Greys begin?

For your convenience.

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=profile;u=2006

3 days later..

"FPF are now renamed to tyrannical overlords of the northern tundra and provinces of Rivacheg, Mazen, and Vezin."
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 19, 2012, 08:25:42 am
Oh I see how it is. Your shit baiting of Arys was legitimate and you don't give 2 hoots about the alliance. Well it will be a fun battle but don't play it out how you seem to intend to, it's really not going to work out well.

-------

When will the emergency phone calls to the Greys begin?

For your convenience.

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=profile;u=2006

Spam your stupid nonsense elsewhere.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 19, 2012, 08:56:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 19, 2012, 11:01:35 am
The Nuremberg trials ain't gonna be shit compared to what happens after this battle!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Keslord on July 19, 2012, 12:00:11 pm
I thought that you guys were friends?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 12:02:38 pm
I thought that you guys were friends?

The War Of The Neckbeards has begun. It shall not be purrty.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 19, 2012, 03:44:37 pm
Well well well.

Well well well well well

This is most interesting Mr peasants, MOST INTERESTING

And to think I was foolish enough to believe the Free Peasants of Fidsnar had any other motives other than claiming their homeland back from the goons & live a life of happiness toiling in the fields.

How naive I was! 

I say this Arys, your arrows shall never pierce my mustache.  NEVER!

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on July 19, 2012, 05:47:42 pm
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on July 19, 2012, 06:08:25 pm
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GG kitten fans
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 19, 2012, 08:28:33 pm
Well well well.

Well well well well well

This is most interesting Mr peasants, MOST INTERESTING

And to think I was foolish enough to believe the Free Peasants of Fidsnar had any other motives other than claiming their homeland back from the goons & live a life of happiness toiling in the fields.

How naive I was! 

I say this Arys, your arrows shall never pierce my mustache.  NEVER!

You have spurned much fervor into my hunt for your mustache. It shall never be safe again!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Xeen on July 21, 2012, 09:33:35 am
I just wanted to clear something up with a few of your guys that seem to be angry at me right now.  I have said on multiple occasions, since the topic comes up about 5 times a day, that Astralis isn't a siege clan and that they don't tend to stay on siege with large numbers unless they are winning consistently.  Now, I absolutely could be wrong about this and of course it's cool if you disagree with my opinion, but I am absolutely NOT talking shit about you guys.  I used the word "banner stacking" last night and Passion got the angriest I've ever seen her get about it, despite my greatest effort to explain that I wasn't using the term condescendingly(every clan of sufficient size "bannerstacks" sometimes, at least as far as I understand the term).

Anyways, just wanted to try and reasonably explain myself in a place that isn't flooded with trolly bullshit.  I've got a lot of respect for almost all of your members, especially the ones that always stick it out in siege!(THAT MEANS YOU PASSION)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 21, 2012, 10:34:10 am
Preciate it Xeen. I hadn't heard of any issues or arguements from the people who normally play siege. However, I'll pass the message on to Passion and anyone else who might have been offended by whatever was said.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on July 21, 2012, 05:24:29 pm
Siege blows. BATTLE 4 LYFE
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ironfox on July 21, 2012, 06:17:36 pm
Yeah Namo you can't keep our bro love down!  If you try it just gets bottled up and eventually becomes a brosplosion.

Also Ironfox isn't the fox in the picture a little young?  No way she's 18 months old.

6 months is the legal age in Foxinia.
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on July 22, 2012, 03:06:38 pm
I've got a lot of respect for almost all of your members, especially the ones that always stick it out in siege!(THAT MEANS YOU PASSION)

<--- and this guy lol  :(

yeah xeen its not that our guys LEAVE after losing a couple rounds, its more that most of them just never show up cause they are in battle lol.
and if they do leave thats usually where they are going cause they like battle better.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on July 22, 2012, 09:45:54 pm
<--- and this guy lol  :(

yeah xeen its not that our guys LEAVE after losing a couple rounds, its more that most of them just never show up cause they are in battle lol.
and if they do leave thats usually where they are going cause they like battle better.
Actually I do leave siege after I start losing cause you guys suck at siege.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tanken on July 22, 2012, 10:34:35 pm
Hey guys, wanted to let you check this out..

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,36378.new.html#new


I need someone with good crafting skill in Mauls, Horses, Gloves, Boots, Helmets etc etc etc etc. For Strategus. I'll pay great money and if you're still near Curaw you can skip on over, craft, and make some money quickly (strat gold I'm assuming you want).


Let me know in a PM if you have anything I can use and are willing to labor yourself a little bit in Curaw for quick coin.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 23, 2012, 01:31:12 am
I like KUTT, except for Xeen, whom's douchebaggery knows no bounds.  Mr. E-boner when he's winning and kiss ass/excuse maker when he looses.  I guess we know now what particular brand of nut chugger it takes to actually piss off Passion though! 
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 23, 2012, 03:38:16 am
Chill Mance
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on July 23, 2012, 04:53:52 am
WOW LANGUAGE
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tanken on July 23, 2012, 06:34:48 pm
I like KUTT, except for Xeen, whom's douchebaggery knows no bounds.  Mr. E-boner when he's winning and kiss ass/excuse maker when he looses.  I guess we know now what particular brand of nut chugger it takes to actually piss off Passion though!

Loses*

Had to.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on July 23, 2012, 06:43:42 pm
Tanken, watch your language please.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on July 23, 2012, 11:18:40 pm
You motherfuckers need to chill the FUCK out. Especially you agile.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on July 24, 2012, 04:00:37 am
/me covers Agile's virgin ears
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Havoco on July 24, 2012, 04:23:18 am
So how many of u guys are planning on playing guild wars 2 on release day?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on July 24, 2012, 05:42:33 am
So how many of u guys are planning on playing guild wars 2 on release day?

Between astralis and sow we might be up to 10 with more come release.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on July 24, 2012, 06:08:42 am
game is bad
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 24, 2012, 06:19:18 am
Happy birthday mrShine !
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 24, 2012, 09:04:18 am
Fuck you Tanken :p

Also, Namo gargles my balls with great vigor.

That is all.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Calford on July 24, 2012, 04:49:49 pm
It's Xeen, Xeen the green bean, why does everyone gotta be so mean to Xeen? :C
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on July 26, 2012, 03:50:54 pm
Dexta you need to get on siege more
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on July 26, 2012, 11:39:34 pm
I just wanted to clear something up with a few of your guys that seem to be angry at me right now.  I have said on multiple occasions, since the topic comes up about 5 times a day, that Astralis isn't a siege clan and that they don't tend to stay on siege with large numbers unless they are winning consistently.  Now, I absolutely could be wrong about this and of course it's cool if you disagree with my opinion, but I am absolutely NOT talking shit about you guys.  I used the word "banner stacking" last night and Passion got the angriest I've ever seen her get about it, despite my greatest effort to explain that I wasn't using the term condescendingly(every clan of sufficient size "bannerstacks" sometimes, at least as far as I understand the term).

Anyways, just wanted to try and reasonably explain myself in a place that isn't flooded with trolly bullshit.  I've got a lot of respect for almost all of your members, especially the ones that always stick it out in siege!(THAT MEANS YOU PASSION)

I try to stick it out whenever KUTT rolls siege (every night), but sometimes it's just too hard and frustrating. You guys are real good at pissing me, and others, off.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on July 27, 2012, 06:48:54 am
Hello Astralis, I am GenRic.
It was brought to me attention I should join Astralis by one of your members. I am not sure if it was a little joke or not but it was the encouragement I needed to do what I've wanted to do for awhile which was apply for membership in this respectable clan. I have looked at the other clans and I have seen enough flaws to make me not want to be apart of them; KUTT, TKoV, NH and such. But I have only seen good Manners playing with and around Astralis.
I have properly petitioned for membership but also felt I should introduce myself on here. So if anyone has any questions of me please ask and I will answer to the best of my ability.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: OpenPalm on July 27, 2012, 09:27:30 am
Hello, I'm OpenPalm.  My char's name is Theseus.  I'm a friend of Genric and was until recently playing with NH.  (They're fun guys!)  I thought Astralis seemed like a pretty chill clan that liked to have fun with this game so I thought I'd apply as well.  I sent a friend request to Owachi on Steam.  I've applied on the crpg website interface and on the forum as well.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 28, 2012, 01:22:16 am
Welcome to the cool side mother truckers!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on July 30, 2012, 10:16:55 am
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198001737469/screenshot/559822450900332257

i quit!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 30, 2012, 10:12:10 pm
I will take good care of your Nodachi for you while you are gone =)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Shatter on July 31, 2012, 02:12:54 am
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198001737469/screenshot/559822450900332257

i quit!
Namo on a horse in heavy armor...my, my how the world has changed.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on July 31, 2012, 08:40:08 pm
Strat has been really fun this past week.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 01, 2012, 04:56:48 am
Strat has been really fun this past week.

And by that you mean intense and a constant fight for the very survival of the clan then yes fun. :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on August 01, 2012, 09:46:15 am
crpgs has been one of the last things on my to do list within the last month. Went out of the country for a long time and just came back again. I think ill be on more often now. but then again i said that last time too didnt I
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on August 01, 2012, 03:57:12 pm
And by that you mean intense and a constant fight for the very survival of the clan then yes fun. :)

The clan will stick around regardless of what's going on in strat, but yeah it's been quite a hectic one!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 01, 2012, 08:25:58 pm
The clan will stick around regardless of what's going on in strat, but yeah it's been quite a hectic one!

We will need to stick around so we can retake what was taken from us with some INTEREST!!!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 02, 2012, 03:21:11 am
The storm of filthy back stabbers has been survived, now we are getting some payback  :lol:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: OssumPawesome on August 02, 2012, 05:01:27 am
nevermind about that post
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on August 02, 2012, 05:05:32 am
Bacon was never with Astralis.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on August 02, 2012, 05:18:40 am
People have failed the process, due to lack of activity, not coming on ts, and excessive trolling. Morr changed his name, bacon is DL, don't know about Ziqqe.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on August 02, 2012, 11:10:34 am
Oi I don't see myself on the roster lol.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 02, 2012, 07:49:45 pm
Oi I don't see myself on the roster lol.

I got you home slice
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on August 03, 2012, 03:27:35 pm
I got you home slice
Thanks Brah
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on August 04, 2012, 02:59:39 am
Hey Astralis (and SoW), so as you can see, I've started my own clan...some of my long time gaming friends started playing some more and so we decided to start this up.  It will be small and casual (open to recruitment but not heavily) and hopefully allied/friendly with Astralis and SoW.  I've talked to SittingBull and we're cool and I'm sure I'll be in your TS from time to time still - I need my fix of Dread and Ulf :)

Anyhow just wanted to announce that here and I'll come on TS later and say hey. 

- Elindor
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on August 04, 2012, 07:29:24 am
Hey Astralis (and SoW), so as you can see, I've started my own clan...some of my long time gaming friends started playing some more and so we decided to start this up.  It will be small and casual (open to recruitment but not heavily) and hopefully allied/friendly with Astralis and SoW.  I've talked to SittingBull and we're cool and I'm sure I'll be in your TS from time to time still - I need my fix of Dread and Ulf :)

Anyhow just wanted to announce that here and I'll come on TS later and say hey. 

- Elindor

i cant you hear you el, i got a knife in my back
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Voso on August 04, 2012, 07:31:02 am
i cant you hear you el, i got a knife in my back

hahahaha I hate it when people take things like this so personally.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 04, 2012, 07:57:23 am
Hey Astralis (and SoW), so as you can see, I've started my own clan...some of my long time gaming friends started playing some more and so we decided to start this up.  It will be small and casual (open to recruitment but not heavily) and hopefully allied/friendly with Astralis and SoW.  I've talked to SittingBull and we're cool and I'm sure I'll be in your TS from time to time still - I need my fix of Dread and Ulf :)

Anyhow just wanted to announce that here and I'll come on TS later and say hey. 

- Elindor

For some reason I imagined you making you own clan. Good luck making maps and managing a clan Elindor I'm sure Astralis and SOW will support you but if they don't then Prepare to DIE enemy!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: DerFurst on August 04, 2012, 09:05:18 am
After being invited by one of Astralis' members I decided to apply. Because I was invited personally I feel entitled to be accepted IMMEDIATELY. I'll jump in ts eventually to introduce myself.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on August 04, 2012, 10:01:48 am
hahahaha I hate it when people take things like this so personally.

i love when cocksuckers think its for real
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 04, 2012, 12:04:33 pm
I like cake.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 04, 2012, 12:05:05 pm
Also, I like docking with Dread.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 04, 2012, 08:07:04 pm
i love when cocksuckers think its for real

I love that I can read everything dread says and hear dread saying it with his accent and anger
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on August 04, 2012, 08:31:43 pm
docking with Dread.

The Best
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on August 04, 2012, 08:52:01 pm
I love that I can read everything dread says and hear dread saying it with his accent and anger
     


And pure unadulturated hate
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on August 04, 2012, 09:05:58 pm
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 04, 2012, 10:15:07 pm
You will notice, that Dread does not deny his love of docking.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on August 06, 2012, 04:06:44 am
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Updated it since it evidently went away. Same gif.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 06, 2012, 05:55:25 am
LOL. I'm not sure what the context of that photo is, but it's great.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 06, 2012, 10:08:07 am
That might be the best GIF I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on August 07, 2012, 06:02:17 pm
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ya drugs are cool. fucking nerd
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 08, 2012, 08:20:55 am
SO my lords and ladies when this new strat starts up what does that mean? This will be my first involvement in this reboot. Do we get the same territories we had before? more? less? How can Hospi give us mazen can you even do that? do we attack it with one person and they retreat?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HardRice on August 08, 2012, 02:26:26 pm
Mazen is mine.


Good fight motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 08, 2012, 10:51:09 pm
New strat just means everything gets wiped, blank slate. Though apparently we're going to be voting for beginning fiefs now.. not sure how that's going to work.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 09, 2012, 12:27:05 pm
Vote Murk Lord of Jierbe Castle 2012.  Also, I have candy in the van.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on August 10, 2012, 03:45:59 pm
Vote me lord of Astalis.
XD
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on August 11, 2012, 02:58:59 am
http://forum.meleegaming.com/na-%28official%29/rogertheshrubber_astralisr/

Roger you gotta watch the temper bud... stuff like this reflects poorly on the clan.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 11, 2012, 07:34:01 am
Thats completely unacceptable. A little nonsense between friends is one thing but assaulting teammates and badmouthing them as well is far beyond the line
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 16, 2012, 06:35:04 am
My lptop is brokn  :cry:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on August 16, 2012, 07:00:42 am
Kablamo!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on August 17, 2012, 09:06:04 am
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK YEAH NORWAY!!!!
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mancen on August 18, 2012, 12:31:27 pm
 :oops:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on August 24, 2012, 06:44:06 am
Everyone in Astralis I would like to extend to you my dearest feelings of appreciation in being apart of your group. I enjoyed playing with many of you and will continue to see you on. But I feel that the group is growing a little large then I am comfortable being with. This is no reflection on anyone in particular but on my own comfort in being around so many players in a teamspeak. Since I do not wish to banner stack I felt it was best I leave for now.
I love all of you. <3
I am greatful of the time you and I spent together and will cherish the memories.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Gozer the Carpathian on August 25, 2012, 01:22:21 am
I just wanted to thank Astralis for being a stand-up group of guys.  Every time I've fought with/against them they've been good guys and I look forward to running with you all again.  :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 25, 2012, 07:17:02 pm
Thank y'all for the kind words, it's very much appreciated.

Just a reminder that the reason I haven't been on much as of late is because my laptop keyboard is still broken. I've been getting by with an on screen keyboard for the time being.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 26, 2012, 03:25:43 am
RIP Neil Armstrong, a man truly of the stars.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on August 30, 2012, 04:07:14 am
Sorry gents but I have to take leave bringing back an AoW revival lol. Though it was fun meeting and playing with all you :D. See you on the battlefield!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on August 30, 2012, 04:43:05 am
GL
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on August 30, 2012, 05:39:24 am
Yolo
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on August 30, 2012, 09:21:25 am
Yolo

you trendy cunt
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on August 30, 2012, 11:39:45 pm

you trendy cunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on September 07, 2012, 06:13:21 am
4th page back?

WHERE YOU GUYS AT??
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on September 07, 2012, 07:22:08 am
We're hibernating! You'd know that if you came on ts more  :cry:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Silicium on September 19, 2012, 03:25:55 am
Freee derpy darp bumpy di bump.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on September 19, 2012, 04:09:52 am
Well, that was totally random. But thanks!  :P
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 10, 2012, 03:41:02 am
I finally bought a god damn external keyboard, so I can actually type messages now that people can understand. I know now what it's like to be foreign, unable to communicate with anyone in game.

Anyway, in other news. I'm purging the shit out of the membership in the clan. We lost a lot of people to GW2 and the return of classes, we'll likely be dropping all of those members.

Astralis will no longer be open to recruitment for everyone, we're going to switch it to an invite only basis.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on October 10, 2012, 04:33:52 am
The new and improved Astralis. Hope the cleanup goes well and the trimming of the fat leave just leave the lean mean members.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on October 10, 2012, 05:19:08 am
The new and improved Astralis. Hope the cleanup goes well and the trimming of the fat leave just leave the lean mean members.
I'll still be kickin around. The fattest of the shitties, or the shittiest of the fatties. You'll never be rid of me bull!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on October 10, 2012, 06:53:22 am
lets get it goin
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 10, 2012, 06:03:21 pm
The Black List is up. Names on the Black List have two weeks to get a hold of me, letting me know they do intend on coming back to cRPG - if I don't hear from them after that time, they will be removed from the clan.

Additionally, some players have been demoted.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rikthor on October 10, 2012, 06:06:31 pm
Sittingbull, is this still the best place to get a hold of you for trade?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 10, 2012, 07:48:24 pm
No since I fixed my keyboard bud Steam is the way to go!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on October 10, 2012, 09:42:22 pm
Just letting you know I'm still in CRPG so don't kick me out of the game :) School is for fools and CRPG is free so it's for me
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 19, 2012, 10:40:36 am
Luk is a neckbeard and stood me up on our date. Let it be known.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 22, 2012, 08:22:35 am
Glad to hear from a number of people on the list, sad to hear that others on the list have decided to leave behind their cRPG ventures.

Through thick and thin, Astralis will prevail.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 22, 2012, 08:56:32 pm

Through thick and thin, Astralis will prevail.

Unless you guys change clan name/theme again.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 22, 2012, 11:58:18 pm
Viva BlackRose! It lives on!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 23, 2012, 12:16:49 am
Oh?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 23, 2012, 12:18:03 am
Viva BlackRose! It lives on!

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on October 23, 2012, 02:45:09 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nvdw0fKiO4
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on October 23, 2012, 04:41:23 am
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This should be our recruitment video

ASTRALIS
We suck dicks at fighting cavalry
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 23, 2012, 10:31:29 am
LOL I'd like to think we've since evolved to be a bit better
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 23, 2012, 09:26:04 pm
LOL I'd like to think we've since evolved to be a bit better

No....not really.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on October 24, 2012, 05:46:45 am
No....not really.

HOW BOUT DEM LIONS
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 24, 2012, 09:02:32 am
No....not really.

I don't need to take lip from you.

Punk ass.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 24, 2012, 11:21:31 am
Stopped by to remind everyone that Sitting Bull is the gat-dang man. That's all.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 24, 2012, 05:37:49 pm
HOW BOUT DEM LIONS

IDK HOW BOUT THEM CHEESEHEADS!?!?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 24, 2012, 05:38:37 pm
I don't need to take lip from you.

Punk ass.

Oh you'll take something from me

*slips hand into pants*
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: genric on October 24, 2012, 10:11:39 pm
I might have to stop visiting this thread in a post or two... or visit it under incognito chrome ;)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 26, 2012, 04:42:51 am
Stopped by to remind everyone that Sitting Bull is the gat-dang man. That's all.

<3 you too bby

And Tom don't lie, you don't have a penis.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 26, 2012, 05:14:26 am


And Tom don't lie, you don't have a penis.

I do. The problem is, is that its just not that big. But remember this bull.

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on November 01, 2012, 07:08:31 pm
"If size did matter, the dinosaurs would still be alive.ā€
- Wendelin Wiedeking
I know what you're rolling with may cause the average 6" to look like a dinosaur, but lets try not to confuse paleontology with micro biology. k thanks
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on November 01, 2012, 07:55:06 pm
I know what you're rolling with may cause the average 6" to look like a dinosaur, but lets try not to confuse paleontology with micro biology. k thanks

Key word
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on November 02, 2012, 01:00:28 pm
ITT Tom has a small weenie. 

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on November 09, 2012, 03:59:38 am
Fucking queers
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on November 09, 2012, 05:21:31 am
Correction just queers. Since you haven't been around I've not been with anyone else. Come get lovins you burly man man
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: dreadnok on November 09, 2012, 04:26:19 pm
I will soon as i get shitnadium back. I love all of astralis. Fuck  hog or whatever tge fuck elindors pussy patrol is
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on November 15, 2012, 10:24:03 pm
you don't need to fuck hogs, Luk already offered his slender toned form to you!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on November 15, 2012, 10:41:36 pm
I will soon as i get shitnadium back. I love all of astralis. Fuck  hog or whatever tge fuck elindors pussy patrol is

Elindor's Pussy Patrol

That will be my next clan.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on December 02, 2012, 06:29:25 am
Ary's is muted on the forums for like 42 more days.  Let's all laugh at him.

Also FREE ARYS!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on January 04, 2013, 03:16:35 am
this thread is dead
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on January 16, 2013, 11:08:37 pm
you all can suck my alts wiener (sir_tristran_astralis)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on January 17, 2013, 05:50:16 am
Stop bumping this thread! I'm too lazy to update it right now! God damn
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 17, 2013, 05:53:49 am
Clan is dead.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Uumdi on January 17, 2013, 05:57:23 am
Clan is dead.

Hey man, I saw namo on the other day.  That's like meeting Macho Man.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on January 17, 2013, 06:09:45 am
Far from dead Tom! Dick face.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 17, 2013, 06:18:00 am
Far from dead Tom! Dick face.

Hey bull guess what?

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on January 17, 2013, 06:20:20 am
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on January 17, 2013, 06:35:52 am
Why don't you guys get off your lazy asses and start sucking this dick!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Arjay on January 17, 2013, 08:36:14 am
Bump for Namo playing again
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 17, 2013, 09:02:23 pm

Bro speaking of going crazy. See all of those bitches getting crazy and wet for me?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: robert_namo on January 18, 2013, 10:59:38 am
this clan is dead.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on January 19, 2013, 08:11:08 am
"Res me bro" - Robert Namo every five minutes on GuildWars 2

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tuetensuppe on January 23, 2013, 02:01:41 am

http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/tuetens-tournament!/msg663522/#msg663522 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/tuetens-tournament!/msg663522/#msg663522)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on January 24, 2013, 10:37:22 am
this clan is dead.

Shame. I liked this clan.  Definitely my favorite non troll clan.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on January 24, 2013, 11:08:40 pm
Edward is back, clan HAS to be dead.

Edward_talks_about_male_genitalia_nonstop_Astralis  :P

PS Tom, Dota 2 2nite
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 24, 2013, 11:23:28 pm
Edward is back, clan HAS to be dead.

Edward_talks_about_male_genitalia_nonstop_Astralis  :P

PS Tom, Dota 2 2nite

FINALLY YOU FUCKING DUMPSTERNERD!! YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS HAVE FUN WITH THAT 3 NIGHT SLUMBER PARTY?!? ANY INTENSE PILLOW FIGHTS!?!?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on January 25, 2013, 02:34:25 am
Pillow fights, psh.

It's all about truth or dare yo.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on January 30, 2013, 08:16:54 am
It's all about truth or dare yo.
Lies! (http://youtu.be/Hv3aOjliuh8?t=5m24s)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on February 04, 2013, 01:58:31 pm
Edward is back, clan HAS to be dead.

Edward_talks_about_male_genitalia_nonstop_Astralis  :P

PS Tom, Dota 2 2nite

I am glad to inform you that you are permitted to get rid of your sock puppet facsimiles, i am here for all to bow down before my might and manliness. GOD WILLS IT!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on February 09, 2013, 09:41:14 am
Updated the Roster information !!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on February 09, 2013, 06:33:21 pm
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 10, 2013, 09:42:58 pm
Hello,

http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/na-power-rankings/msg721043/#new

I am Daruvian. You are filthy nerds. Here's a thread I made, and some of you are in it. Please review my submissions and suggest your own to come up with the ultimate NA POWER RANKINGS 2013 list.

Thanks nerds.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on February 10, 2013, 10:31:00 pm
SittingBull #1 NA huge cock

Well boys, we won all the important categories. Time to go home
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on February 11, 2013, 06:03:07 am
I got dagger, and shield... I quit.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on February 22, 2013, 05:36:20 pm
Wow your avatar is awesome lol
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 12, 2013, 01:02:50 am

Till then i'll walk around with a manly strut. biaches.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on March 12, 2013, 05:43:10 am
add me back on the roster.....plz
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on March 12, 2013, 06:02:35 am
YEAH BULL ADD HIM BACK BRO
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Cobannon on March 15, 2013, 04:46:02 am
Where do I sign up?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on March 15, 2013, 05:18:41 am
Bull add Zaren and Cobannon ya nub. Also Cobannon apply to our ladder by pressing Ladder on the crpg main page and find our clan.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on March 15, 2013, 06:12:51 am
Where do I sign up?
Long time no see
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on March 30, 2013, 03:46:01 am
Sniffy is a hardworking peasant who just wants somewhere to fit in. Please accept Sniffy_Asstrails.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 15, 2013, 09:24:09 pm
so um we should think about getting a team or teams assembled for some Raven server clan scrims. 

more details should be coming soon... but I figured I'd put this one on 'simmer'

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on April 16, 2013, 05:08:46 am
How many people are allowed on each side though?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 16, 2013, 06:41:04 am
ok so without me looking at the notes I took (yes I took notes) here is how things are going to go down:

- We'll need to make a team with a roster.  We can only field 8 people at a time (8v8 scrims) but we can have a roster that's larger than that in case some people can't make it and we need subs
- We could theoretically make multiple teams since we might have a lot of active players interested in scrimming.  The kicker is:
-...only one player on each roster.  So if I'm in the roster on the first team I can't be on the roster for the second.  I dont' know if we want to have just one team with a big roster, or two teams with a split smaller roster. 

Team make-up:
-Max of 4 support total(support = ranged and/or cav)
-Max of 2 cav
-Max of 3 ranged (hybrids included)

So that means you can have: 3 archers 1 cav, 2 archers 2 cav, 1 ranged cav & 2 archers, or 2 ranged cav as support
Rest of the team can be whatever melee they want(currently no weapon restrictions in melee but that could change)

Armor:
When the team's created we can select two sets of armor.  If we want this to be 1 light 1 heavy, 2 heavy, 2 light, whatever is fine.  Only restrictions are:
-body armor (chest & gloves) can't exceed 50
-head armor can't exceed 50
-leg armor ITEM can't exceed 30 (although since body armor also gives leg armor your total leg armor can be higher than 30)
-factor in base armor when selecting equipment, masterworks that bump you over the 50/30 mark are acceptable, just as long as everyone is wearing the same things (since the likelihood is not everyone will have the same masterworks so only a few people might get some of the benefits & things should balance out)

Cav special rules:
If you are using 2 cav, only 1 can be warhorse or above.


How scrims will work:
- we give the organizers 3 days we CAN'T have matches scheduled (so probably Tuesday Wednesday Thursday or other times of the week we have low activity).   The other 4 days could be open for a weekly scrim to be scheduled, usually during primetime 6PM-12PM EST.  We'll have a few days notice so we can also contact the other team if we need to make schedule changes.
-When we do have a scrim scheduled, we field our 8 & they field theirs on the Raven server.
-Ideally each clan will have an admin designated, or another Raven admin might be able to officiate.
-Matches will be best of 3 maps
-Maps will be best of 3 rounds (round times 4-5 minutes each)
-Team A will play their standard map first (each team will choose a default map), and then Team B will play their map.
-If the two teams split 1-1 on the first 2 maps a 1v1 duel will happen to determine what map is played on the final best-of-three
-one team wins and one team loses! we all have fun! victory parade!  Team captain or whatever logs the win with the organizers and we have another scrim scheduled a week (or less) later.



so holy crap this could be fun... although jesus I feel like we could field 2 teams easily if we are active.  It's so hard to pick a good team of 8 to field!

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on April 16, 2013, 07:05:58 am
Personally I feel that the starting baseline for a team must be Namo, Luk, MrShine, Bull and Agile (top 4 duelists in the clan [according to the ladder and my own opinion as well] and the best ranged in the clan). There are a lot of possibilities to fill the last three slots though.

Assuming Namo runs cavalry we would have 2 slots open for supports. This current team build lacks shielders (only Luk) meaning it would be extremely susceptible to ranged. So I would recommend adding more shielders to the mix.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 03:55:52 pm
Shine my stash is better. I will find 8 fcc and prove it



loser in game character has to go without a stash for a week!!  I am currently rocking the fireman so I am not going to take it lightly.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 16, 2013, 06:31:57 pm
Well lineup & team coordination will be really important too.  Out best players might not always be online at the same times either unfortunately, so maybe that does call for us having a single team with a large roster... we could always break it up into 2 teams if people are consistently left out because that's no fun.

Here's may last recollection of what builds people are:

SittingBull - pole
ArmyCook - pole

Luk - shield?
SexThriller - shield
Edward - cav/shield?
Snuffalumy old friendus - shield?

Ragnarok - hoplite
Striter - pole/hoplite
Aretes - hoplite

Release Arrows - HX
Agile - bow
CONQUEEFADOR - xbow
Phantasmel Damsel - xbow

WolfGang - 2h
ALL DAY - 2h?
Theobrosius - 2h
Robert Namo - 2h/cav?
MrShine - 2h
Xelphii - 2h?
Passion - 2h/still plays?


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I might have missed others, I just looked at the roster on the main page for the list & added armycook since I just saw him.

But anyways I suggest we try to get at least 2 ranged in fights, and at least 1 or 2 shielders, and maybe 1 cav if we have the slots for it.  So we'll probably need to do a lot of mixing.

Shine my stash is better. I will find 8 fcc and prove it

loser in game character has to go without a stash for a week!!  I am currently rocking the fireman so I am not going to take it lightly.
How dare you sir.    I'd wager my mustache for a week... I won't even think about the consequences because we won't lose!




Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on April 17, 2013, 05:20:41 am
Well lineup & team coordination will be really important too.  Out best players might not always be online at the same times either unfortunately, so maybe that does call for us having a single team with a large roster... we could always break it up into 2 teams if people are consistently left out because that's no fun.

Here's may last recollection of what builds people are:

SittingBull - pole 2-D
ArmyCook - pole 4-D

Luk - shield? yup, and pole
SexThriller - shield 2-Hand?
Edward - cav/shield?  Bad, who cares jk looooove yoouuuuu
Snuffalumy old friendus - shield?  2-hand. I'm pretty sure

Ragnarok - hoplite ABJ, Whatever he's rage re-spec'd to this week
Striter - pole/hoplite Amazing. Does it all. Has kind eyes
Aretes - hoplite  4-d hoppy.

Release Arrows - HX  Gives no fucks. QFA
Agile - bow               sex
CONQUEEFADOR - xbow   Tinoshi - 2-hand (And a flammy at that. Not passion.)
Phantasmel Damsel - xbow    Pew... Pew

WolfGang - 2h   Dolla Dolla Bills
ALL DAY - 2h?   My king of drunky Town
Theobrosius - 2h   Bro
Robert Namo - 2h/cav?   To pussy to re-spec to HA
MrShine - 2h    Still plays?
Xelphii - 2h?       WHHHAMMMM
Passion - 2h/still plays?   :(


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I might have missed others, I just looked at the roster on the main page for the list & added armycook since I just saw him.

But anyways I suggest we try to get at least 2 ranged in fights, and at least 1 or 2 shielders, and maybe 1 cav if we have the slots for it.  So we'll probably need to do a lot of mixing.
How dare you sir.    I'd wager my mustache for a week... I won't even think about the consequences because we won't lose!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on April 17, 2013, 05:23:42 am
SittingBull - pole
ArmyCook - pole

Luk - shield?
SexThriller - shield
Edward - cav/shield?
Snuffalumy old friendus - shield?

Ragnarok - hoplite
Striter - pole/hoplite
Aretes - hoplite

Release Arrows - HX
Agile - bow
CONQUEEFADOR - xbow
Phantasmel Damsel - xbow

WolfGang - 2h
ALL DAY - 2h?
Theobrosius - 2h
Robert Namo - 2h/cav?
MrShine - 2h
Xelphii - 2h?
Passion - 2h/still plays?


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U forgot Zaren.....QQ
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on April 17, 2013, 05:27:59 am
Well lineup & team coordination will be really important too.  Out best players might not always be online at the same times either unfortunately, so maybe that does call for us having a single team with a large roster... we could always break it up into 2 teams if people are consistently left out because that's no fun.

Here's may last recollection of what builds people are:

SittingBull - pole
ArmyCook - pole

Luk - shield?
SexThriller - shield
Edward - cav/shield?
Snuffalumy old friendus - shield?

Ragnarok - hoplite
Striter - pole/hoplite
Aretes - hoplite

Release Arrows - HX
Agile - bow
CONQUEEFADOR - xbow
Phantasmel Damsel - xbow

WolfGang - 2h
ALL DAY - 2h?
Theobrosius - 2h
Robert Namo - 2h/cav?
MrShine - 2h
Xelphii - 2h?
Passion - 2h/still plays?


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I might have missed others, I just looked at the roster on the main page for the list & added armycook since I just saw him.

But anyways I suggest we try to get at least 2 ranged in fights, and at least 1 or 2 shielders, and maybe 1 cav if we have the slots for it.  So we'll probably need to do a lot of mixing.
How dare you sir.    I'd wager my mustache for a week... I won't even think about the consequences because we won't lose!
I am pole arm now, but I can be shielder/hoplite again if u guys like
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 17, 2013, 05:34:59 am
U forgot Zaren.....QQ

I said I only looked at the roster!  Sowwie  :oops:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Striter on April 17, 2013, 06:04:50 am
one look into my eyes an u will belong to me, just ask Luk ;)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 17, 2013, 07:07:51 am
one look into my eyes an u will belong to me, just ask Luk ;)

I already belong to you babe.


don't tell tom
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BaleOhay on April 17, 2013, 05:26:22 pm
now to figure out a day where my team can pluck your stash one hair at a time.

guess I would also need to pick some players as well...

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 17, 2013, 08:52:32 pm
I already belong to you babe.


don't tell tom

Oh...... that fine I guess.....I'll just be on my way...

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Striter on April 19, 2013, 03:57:34 am
Oh...... that fine I guess.....I'll just be on my way...

(click to show/hide)

Dont worry i got room for u
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Striter on April 19, 2013, 03:59:32 am
I already belong to you babe.


don't tell tom

 :twisted:

of course dont tell tom
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on April 19, 2013, 06:49:45 am
Bunch uh queers
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 19, 2013, 09:37:36 am
Nice work in that last Occitan battle nerds. You guys were tearing it up. Except for when SittingBull killed my horse.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on April 19, 2013, 09:45:04 pm
Sometimes I just get a little poke happy is all  :cry:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 19, 2013, 10:19:58 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-clan-league/ (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-clan-league/)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 20, 2013, 01:49:47 am
http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-clan-league/ (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-clan-league/)

Peep my sig.  Kaboom.

Any folks interested in representing Astralis as an admin to officiate fights?  I'd be happy to do it, although my playtime might be less than some of you other guys so maybe we should have a few.

Also do we have 3 days we DON'T want to scrim?  I imaging Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays might be the nights we don't want, but let me know & we can submit something.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on April 20, 2013, 06:31:51 am
We'll have to see what our team looks like and what the vast majority of our guys consider to be the worst days to play.

I wouldn't mind applying to officiate fights
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 21, 2013, 06:53:05 pm
I'm assuming that Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are all days we'd want to have scrims, does that seem right with people?

Is there another day that works best for people?  Namo you mentioned having a day that worked for you, maybe we could shoot for that one?  Once we have that day we'd have our 4 days we want to scrim/the 3 days we don't, unless someone disagrees with Friday Saturday & Sunday.

Otherwise I can request Sittingbull (I mean we need the owner of the biggest NA cock to be admin, right?) as admin... anyone else feel like they'd be around a lot to possibly officiate?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on April 21, 2013, 10:13:20 pm
weekends and afternoons(after 5 pst) are fine for me....i notice the majority of people dont get on, or at least into ts until late though so maybe weekends are altogether better
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on April 22, 2013, 06:49:32 am
Weekends
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 25, 2013, 05:50:02 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-clan-league/

So I went on a limb and said we'd be available to scrim this weekend  :shock:

Anyone going to be around Saturday night that'd be interested?  I think we're trying to set exhibition games up for starters to test things out, but it could be fun to do a rough 8v8 scrim.

I'd probably be able to make it, whichever time we decide.

E: sounds like saturday doesn't work for Raven.  Friday or Sunday?

EE: This Sunday starting at 10PM EST on the Raven server.  Who's in?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on April 26, 2013, 12:31:07 am
http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-clan-league/

So I went on a limb and said we'd be available to scrim this weekend  :shock:

Anyone going to be around Saturday night that'd be interested?  I think we're trying to set exhibition games up for starters to test things out, but it could be fun to do a rough 8v8 scrim.

I'd probably be able to make it, whichever time we decide.

E: sounds like saturday doesn't work for Raven.  Friday or Sunday?

EE: This Sunday starting at 10PM EST on the Raven server.  Who's in?

Im in! I will have to get to level 30 by then though...
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on April 26, 2013, 05:12:07 am
Sunday could work for me. Depends on the time though. I have to work. Don't know how late yet. I think SittingBull would be a great guy to officiate though. He's always on TS, and never plays the game. So it's perfect  :twisted:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on April 26, 2013, 05:27:46 am
I can play if it's the Sunday fight.

Also shut up Luk :(
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on April 27, 2013, 12:54:09 am
I will spectate and throw popcorn at duelists. *read: stones*   
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on April 29, 2013, 10:44:49 pm
http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murrica-clan-league-registration-and-matchmaking-thread/ 

anyone let me know if I forgot people on the list - I just threw people on that I remember explicitly said they'd be interested to me, or in this thread.  I think we're deciding now if we want to have rosters capped or not, so I'd say if you're interested let me/sittingbull/someone know & I can update our roster.

Also it sounds like the scrim w/ Raven got postponed from last night to this Thursday May 2nd. Be there or be square nerds.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 30, 2013, 01:55:36 am
please do something on strat with your huge armies you bunch of fucking scaredy cats

like holy shit just do something

you are the cancer killing strategus

i dare you to come attack me

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on April 30, 2013, 04:18:09 am
We invaded! Your turn :) When we got out there I had left all the fresh diapers at Sharwa. Then Jesse makes " mess mess", and I have to turn the whole damned army around. *sigh*
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on April 30, 2013, 11:03:05 pm
Please, guys. . . just take a second of reflection and watch this

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 02, 2013, 10:17:14 pm
Confirming Astralis Vs Raven 8v8 scrim tonight on the Raven server @ 10 PM est.  I suggest people getting into TS 15-30 minutes early so we can a) make sure people's gear works for the server b) get a rough battle plan going c) pick people to play each map of the scrim.

hold onto your butts
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on May 03, 2013, 08:54:04 am
Couldnt be there for the scrim.....but this was ts when I got in....
Ode to sittingbull by Tinoshi

https://soundcloud.com/blacktiger826/astralis-ts-after-midnight
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 03, 2013, 02:44:04 pm
Tinoshi follow your dreams, maybe one day you'll be able to perform the star spangled banner at the start of a children's soccer game.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 04, 2013, 05:47:14 am
New Event!

Scrim confirmed against Frisia on Wednesday, May 8th, at 11:00 PM est. Whip ya tits out boys
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on May 05, 2013, 04:41:05 am
New Event!

Scrim confirmed against Frisia on Wednesday, May 8th, at 11:00 PM est. Whip ya tits out boys

I will spectate and throw popcorn at duelists. *read: stones*   

I am also disappointed I wasn't able to actually throw stones.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 05, 2013, 09:02:40 am
You should be the official ref and throw stones when someone commits a personal foul.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on May 06, 2013, 08:26:27 am
I was sad when I saw I wasn't on the roster, but then again you don't have the Lord of the Milky Way up there, so I understand.

Also, I am sad to announce I will not be able to make it to the scrim, mainly because I'll be working until 11 pm Pacific time. So may the stars watch over your battle!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 08, 2013, 04:02:15 am
Ryizine you sorry sack of shit... Thinking life and your job is more important than this shit. We gotta bring our try hard A game to this shit!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Jediborg on May 08, 2013, 07:30:20 am
Greetings Astralis Members!

I would like to apply for membership! My play style is mainly ranged but am perfecting my melee skills with a pole arm user.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BadooN on May 08, 2013, 08:05:09 am
I was thinking about respeccing to shield for our scrim but then realized phantasmal's bolts will somehow curve around and hit me in the face anyways
gawd
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on May 08, 2013, 08:15:30 am
I was thinking about respeccing to shield for our scrim but then realized phantasmal's bolts will somehow curve around and hit me in the face anyways
gawd

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 08, 2013, 05:58:39 pm
I should be able to make it to the battle... initiating inter-clan smack talk


Frisia are a bunch of poops
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on May 08, 2013, 06:54:58 pm
"poops" You mean oops?... Get it? (cause they're mistakes who's mothers don't love them.) I should be able to make it. Although I may want to sit out. I did soooooooo bad at the last scrim :(
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on May 08, 2013, 07:06:41 pm
I might need to warm up a bit because I sprained my penis.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 08, 2013, 07:07:58 pm
that burn was way better than mine

also Luk quit bein' a bitch! your sweet ass had better be at the scrim tonight

I might need to warm up a bit because I sprained my penis.
Did Jesse become a man?  Hopefully you used protection - we wouldn't want to bring another Frisia member into the world.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on May 08, 2013, 07:08:44 pm
We are Frisians ya and we have the best ice cream sandwiches
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on May 08, 2013, 07:12:19 pm
Quote
Chief
SittingBull

Guardians
Luk
Release Arrows
Ragnarok

Champions
Agile
WolfGang
Striter

Blessed
SexThriller
Bludgeon
Aretes
ALL DAY

Warriors
Theobrosius
Robert Namo
TisJester
Passion
MrShine
BranStark
Edward
CONQUEEFADOR
Purple Slurpeez
Croaker Mcgee Jr
Cpt Morgan
Snuffalumy old friendus
Aukaishi
Atreides
Jeep91
Xelphii
Phantasmel Damsel
Bearinian Commander
Grim Wizard Frosty
Reaperkiller

Does this still exist I call to vote that we rename Guardians The Benevolents of the Stars
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on May 09, 2013, 12:39:08 pm
Ryizine you sorry sack of shit... Thinking life and your job is more important than this shit. We gotta bring our try hard A game to this shit!
But I'm like one of the worst players we have, only thing I have going for me is the beard. And you love my ass to death and you know it sexy pants.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on May 09, 2013, 12:41:51 pm
Does this still exist I call to vote that we rename Guardians The Benevolents of the Stars

And we need to throw my ass into it.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 09, 2013, 08:41:16 pm
Does this still exist I call to vote that we rename Guardians The Benevolents of the Stars

Your avatar is clearly saying "let's put it back to one forty" not let's take it back to one forty.

Jeeeeez.....
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: kasMVC on May 12, 2013, 03:47:21 am
So now that your overlords are done playing strat what are you pussy ass drunk bums gonna do? I suggest troop farming for another 2 years. Also way to almost beat our shit roster we werent even trying in that fight. I was personally only lvl 15 as was half our team. But gg noobs.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 12, 2013, 05:40:51 am
I personally was level 3 during the scrim so gfgfgfgfgfgfgf
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on May 12, 2013, 10:26:19 pm
Speaking of scrims, PRO clan, 8v8, 11 EST, tonight (Sunday 5/12). 

Raven Server, same rules as before... we going to have folks around?  Let's do this!

(I'll try to get on a little later too, but spread the word!  Hopefully we can fill up a roster!)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on May 13, 2013, 05:51:06 am
Never a 'on the day of' scrim again, please.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on May 15, 2013, 11:30:13 am
Gotta give us time to hone up our epic skillz.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: kasMVC on May 16, 2013, 03:41:55 am
I would like to purchase armies I am good merchant send me offer!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 05, 2013, 07:22:15 pm
Gotta give us time to hone up our epic skillz.

K now we can hone our skillz with a 2 day notice! 

http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/
Astralis at FCC Friday 6/7 @ 10 PM EST

8v8 match against FCC on the Raven server Friday night!  FCC is the home team, which only means they get to pick the 1st & (if needed) 3rd map.

We going to have people there?  There is a chance I won't be able to make it b/c I might have some folks from out of town come in, but either way I can help ensure we can get the band together for this, and I'll do my best to make it for the actual fight.

Tomorrow we'll have to see if strat battles interfere.

Anyone know they can/can't make it?

This one would be the first game of an actual season, so the win/loss means something!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 05, 2013, 08:13:43 pm
If you need a ringer I'll be around Friday night (kind of defeats the purpose of a scrim, but let me know)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 05, 2013, 08:21:30 pm
If you need a ringer I'll be around Friday night (kind of defeats the purpose of a scrim, but let me know)

You're already listed on the 'Independents' roster which plays Frisia tomorrow night! :P Maybe Ascalon talked to you about that in the past?  Ascalon & Tom Cruse are the 'leaders' of that roster.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 05, 2013, 09:03:53 pm
You're already listed on the 'Independents' roster which plays Frisia tomorrow night! :P Maybe Ascalon talked to you about that in the past?  Ascalon & Tom Cruse are the 'leaders' of that roster.

Oh yes, I won't be around Thursday however :(
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rain on June 05, 2013, 10:25:35 pm
Greetings Astralis!

My Menstrual Cohorts and I were discussing the issue of the monsoon fizzling out and joining a slightly more active clan to roll around with and have some fun.  So I would like to formally put in an application for the following MM members to apply for membership into Astralis:

-RonnieRapist
-Tigersblood
-MrFistYoGirl

I understand if you are not accepting applications at this time and are not looking for any new members.  I only ask that you consider us and let us know any information that we would need.  We each have active characters in Strategus as well if that is a necessity along with about 300 troops.

Thank you for your consideration and I hope to hear back from you soon! The Monsoon has always had a great relationship with all the people in Astralis.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 06, 2013, 03:11:01 am
Man I don't like any of those guys..

Welcome to the clan!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 06, 2013, 03:11:29 am
Alright thick nips,

I'm tired of playing these cat and mouse games with you.  The sexual tension has finally reached its climax.  Asstrails is the place for me and my bretheren and I know it will be a PERFECT FIT.   :mrgreen: :oops: :D :twisted:  :shock: 

So take us by the haunches and toss us like ragdolls into that Lineup and we will help you take Astralis past the stars and right in to God's tight round butthole where we can live happily ever after.  And stop being so damn sexxxy all the time! Hot damn this post has me all boned up over here!

Get at me cutie(s),

FIST
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 06, 2013, 03:13:45 am
So I guess disregard my lovely app if I'm already in WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 06, 2013, 03:14:37 am
Welcome!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 06, 2013, 03:22:04 am
Welcome!

Thanks man! Can't wait to fight alongside you guys
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 06, 2013, 04:30:08 am
alongside us, get it?

long, as in a big weiner
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 06, 2013, 05:18:09 am
.......
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 06, 2013, 05:29:21 am
alongside us, get it?

long, as in a big weiner

I love big weiners
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Malaclypse on June 06, 2013, 05:30:00 am
squirt
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 06, 2013, 05:36:38 am
Ok Tiger and I have both applied and are ready to clap some ayassss
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 06, 2013, 06:49:21 am
Okay I'm just gonna let those applications sit in there for a minute so that you guys don't walk in here thinking you're all tough and shit.

Gotta treat you like scum first
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 06, 2013, 08:04:02 am
Okay I'm just gonna let those applications sit in there for a minute so that you guys don't walk in here thinking you're all tough and shit.

Gotta treat you like scum first


I hate this clan already <3
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 07, 2013, 05:54:35 am

I hate this clan already <3

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 10, 2013, 10:49:08 pm
heeeeeeeeeeeeyy yoouuuuuuuuuuuu guuuuuuuuuuyyyssss

We have a match against Frisia this Thursday @ 11 PM EST.   I should be able to make it, anyone else care to partake in our future glorious victory?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 10, 2013, 11:39:30 pm
As of now, I should be able to participate.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Darkkarma on June 10, 2013, 11:52:35 pm
Alright thick nips,

I'm tired of playing these cat and mouse games with you.  The sexual tension has finally reached its climax.  Asstrails is the place for me and my bretheren and I know it will be a PERFECT FIT.   :mrgreen: :oops: :D :twisted:  :shock: 

So take us by the haunches and toss us like ragdolls into that Lineup and we will help you take Astralis past the stars and right in to God's tight round butthole where we can live happily ever after.  And stop being so damn sexxxy all the time! Hot damn this post has me all boned up over here!

Get at me cutie(s),

FIST


That post..He's your problem now, Sittingbull.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on June 11, 2013, 03:37:07 am
I can make it shine.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on June 11, 2013, 03:48:40 am
I can make it shine.

This little light of mine?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 11, 2013, 09:51:30 am
this clan has come down with a bad case of the gay
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on June 11, 2013, 11:32:53 am
this clan has come down with a bad case of the gay

Agreed.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on June 12, 2013, 02:02:40 am
this clan has come down with a bad case of the gay

Your avatar + this comment = Lolzzz
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: kasMVC on June 12, 2013, 03:48:17 am
Keep hiding you pussies
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 13, 2013, 06:20:10 pm
(also found at http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/new/#new)
ATTN Frisia & Astralis folks:

I see there's a strat battle tonight at 10PM EST that a lot of us are signed up for.  Let's move our match to happen right after the battle (I'm guessing it will take ~30 minutes?).

That ok with everyone or should we find a different day?


11 PM EST, not 10.  Don't mind me.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 14, 2013, 11:04:49 am
I don't even begin to understand what your new avatar is
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lord_Ryizine on June 14, 2013, 12:53:37 pm
One does not simply ban SittingBull.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rain on June 14, 2013, 12:55:04 pm
Hey Guys here's a link to the video and Screenshot from the tomfoolery we had last night when our chief Sittingbull was oh so unfortunately banned.

http://www.twitch.tv/fresh_pow/b/416763243

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5wxw0m&s=5

First one's a video.. Sorry I sound like a fucking moron.  Second is a screenshot.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 14, 2013, 07:35:06 pm
I don't even begin to understand what your new avatar is

I don't know, I lost the bet to Frisia because of last night's scrim so I have to use this for 2 weeks.

Also NOOOOOOO SITTINGBULL!!!!  We must wage strat war on Para & KUTT for his heinous banning actions
...oh wait, KUTT is dead.  We won!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: kasMVC on June 16, 2013, 05:13:38 pm
Why come not let alt in clan so I can banner stack with army and theo and captain morgan and my other astralis friends such as bran and others who i cannot remember also why cant you accept me to the clan so i can banner stack with my friends?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 17, 2013, 01:30:15 am
I think it just boils down to how stupid your face looks, bro.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rain on June 17, 2013, 03:30:08 am
I think it just boils down to how stupid your face looks, bro.

The man wants what he wants
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: kasMVC on June 17, 2013, 03:42:29 am
As if I don't have enough self esteem issues to deal with


EDIT: You were tryna tap this ass back when you ran Blackbutts whats changed you tryna act like it aint good enough no more? Lol you buggin out, pencil penis can barely feel it as you slide it in so tenderly.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 19, 2013, 02:04:47 am
This page is getting me hot and bothered.

also: Astralis at Independants Saturday 6/22 @ 11 PM EST

Can we muster the troops and get a good set of 8?  *COUGHLUKDON'TBESICKTHISTIMECOUGH*
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 19, 2013, 02:18:45 am
We shall seeeeeee!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rain on June 19, 2013, 08:57:45 am
Headin out to cali for a week catch you guys on the flipside!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on June 26, 2013, 11:55:55 pm
Man, ya'll need to post moar.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 27, 2013, 01:22:11 am
I don't need to post shit! Why can't you fuckers just let this thread die?! I'll never have to update it again!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Lumetta on June 27, 2013, 07:06:44 pm
Reserved
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 27, 2013, 07:43:50 pm
Reserved.

What a waste of a reservation
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Malaclypse on June 28, 2013, 12:05:26 am
 Reserved. (http://thatotherpaper.com/blog/todd_ross_nienkerk/dragons_sex_cars)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on June 28, 2013, 02:21:13 am
What a waste of a reservation
I think he's fantasizing about them moment our clan dies, and he can have the last post about how something, something, foreshadowing.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 28, 2013, 03:31:40 am
Now I didn't actually click on pictures of the dragons fucking cars, but that's pretty fucked up Malaclypse. Even for us
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on June 28, 2013, 05:43:06 am
Reserved. (http://thatotherpaper.com/blog/todd_ross_nienkerk/dragons_sex_cars)

hawt
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Malaclypse on June 29, 2013, 06:43:46 pm
Now I didn't actually click on pictures of the dragons fucking cars, but that's pretty fucked up Malaclypse. Even for us

Prude!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 01, 2013, 06:05:54 pm
I'd click some pics, but I'm at work...can't have a big dragon dong on my internet history :P
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ipreferbottom on July 02, 2013, 11:38:25 pm
yo could i get in on this clan? I'm friends with ronnie, tigersblood, and mrfistyogirl and they said you might still be recruiting.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 03, 2013, 12:50:17 am
Are you already applied?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: BranStark on July 14, 2013, 10:37:58 am
I just wanna say..... I love you guys. <3
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 14, 2013, 10:46:21 am
I love you Brannnnnnn
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on July 28, 2013, 10:21:26 am
I apologize very sincerely for my absences of late guys. I'm back and at em for the most part now though.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on July 30, 2013, 07:00:05 am
People that need to me added to the roster off the top of my head:

Vahalla Rising
the MM guys
Zaren
Keldens friends
Cruxton
Change Ragnarok to Jesse


Get to it bull!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on July 31, 2013, 02:18:37 am
I'll be back soon I promise.  Add me still and I will roll mad servers with all of you hot tamales
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ken456 on August 04, 2013, 12:57:08 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4737

Allied ~ Friend

Why attack me! Cancel attack okay?  :(
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on August 04, 2013, 06:55:58 pm
Luk had sent a message to you and your clan mates to stop using up our s&d, but you guys did not stop.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ken456 on August 04, 2013, 10:01:37 pm
Not your goods!

You attack the wrong person!!

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on August 04, 2013, 10:28:07 pm
We had given you a certain amount of s&d that could be used and you and your clan proceeded to suck dry every drop of available s&d. After multiple warnings to stop (which were ignored) you forced our hand.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on August 04, 2013, 10:58:53 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4737

Allied ~ Friend

Why attack me! Cancel attack okay?  :(

Not your goods!

You attack the wrong person!!

These along with the profile pic makes this hilarious to me.. lol.








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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ken456 on August 05, 2013, 06:27:26 pm
We had given you a certain amount of s&d that could be used and you and your clan proceeded to suck dry every drop of available s&d. After multiple warnings to stop (which were ignored) you forced our hand.


I did not do ~ ~ ~ :cry:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Zaren on September 04, 2013, 07:16:07 am
/dead
/join Kutt
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on September 05, 2013, 11:25:44 pm
/dead
/join Kutt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_emergency_codes#Code_Blue
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on September 05, 2013, 11:31:50 pm
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on September 07, 2013, 06:12:54 am
Everyone I have an important announcement to make!

I just played a strat battle.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 06:23:25 am
Everyone I have an important announcement to make!

I just played a strat battle.

Good job buddy! Next you just need to sign up for the right side :D
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on October 03, 2013, 10:51:01 am
Queefy's avatar.  May be the last post of all time on this thread.....

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tinoshi on October 03, 2013, 10:54:04 am
Not until im dead.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 04, 2013, 10:22:41 pm
I'm still alive god damnit! Is that my grave?!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Combaticus on October 08, 2013, 06:40:49 pm
#RIP
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 08, 2013, 06:58:31 pm
I haven't been on a lot lately, but a couple weeks ago (before GTA V) I was seeing a lot of asstrails in the pub servers
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on October 15, 2013, 10:17:21 pm
Are we still Recruiting?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on October 16, 2013, 03:50:14 pm
I believe we are. Just tell them to hop in TS!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on November 02, 2013, 10:33:56 pm
rip
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on November 03, 2013, 08:07:46 am
You guys are gay as fuck
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on November 03, 2013, 03:12:23 pm
You guys are gay as fuck
+1

And who stole my name?! Life_Astralis is unavailable!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on November 05, 2013, 06:44:53 am
You guys are gay as fuck

wow wow wow
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on November 29, 2013, 10:55:39 pm
CAN I GET BUMP BUMP BUMP
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on November 30, 2013, 07:58:17 am
CAN I GET BUMP BUMP BUMP

No clan is dead. Fuck this clan. Gay as shit.

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on November 30, 2013, 10:03:08 am
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Second try.
:D bring back the banner.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on December 11, 2013, 06:33:03 am
That banner is for heroes. Godly men.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on December 11, 2013, 09:43:50 pm
I applied for NA admin, please show your support for me by dropping me a +1!

Fingers crossed, maybe I'll get to do my part for the people!!

I've never been an administrator here before, I wonder if it'll be fun. Does anyone have any suggestions or advice for me?  :wink:

Here's the link, everyone! I'm not sure how to use these forums, I'm new but really excited to give back to the community. Sorry for the poor formatting..

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/na-servers-game-admins-wanted/msg913412/#msg913412
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on December 19, 2013, 07:13:25 pm
So I hear this clan is dead.  Dead.  Dead!

Dead?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 19, 2013, 08:14:32 pm
So I hear this clan is dead.  Dead.  Dead!

Dead?

Just like Rodgers career right now.

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on December 19, 2013, 08:34:45 pm
Just like Rodgers career right now.

(click to show/hide)

Hey bra I have an article I think you should read.

http://espn.go.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/4128/lions-defend-coaches-but-put-selves-here

Fun fact: by the time you finish reading this the Lions will have committed 3 personal foul penalties.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Taser on December 19, 2013, 08:44:23 pm
Shit is going down in this thread.

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rain on December 19, 2013, 11:54:46 pm
Been playing a lot more lately, haven't seen any of the old souls on like I used to.  Let's roll face and make another Sittingbull video
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 20, 2013, 05:58:07 am
Lol So, Kirby do you have nothing better to do then follow every post I make and downvote it?  Is your life that boring and sad? Do I have dig into the archives and find that gif that Smegmar made? You know, the one that made you have an emotional breakdown like a woman and quit crpg?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on December 21, 2013, 04:28:50 am
Lol So, Kirby do you have nothing better to do then follow every post I make and downvote it?  Is your life that boring and sad? Do I have dig into the archives and find that gif that Smegmar made? You know, the one that made you have an emotional breakdown like a woman and quit crpg?

Wooh shots fired.

Hey shie when u coming back to crpg clan will get extra health as soon as u rejoin!


Btw debating if i should fo try dog @sittingbull start a poll for me!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on December 22, 2013, 05:27:47 am
rip
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Dalfador on December 22, 2013, 06:22:21 am
Lol So, Kirby do you have nothing better to do then follow every post I make and downvote it?  Is your life that boring and sad? Do I have dig into the archives and find that gif that Smegmar made? You know, the one that made you have an emotional breakdown like a woman and quit crpg?

could you do it anyway, i've never seen it
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 22, 2013, 07:19:45 am
could you do it anyway, i've never seen it

Lol Im just saying Ive noticed my passed 5 posts or so I get like one negative vote and low and behold its the little mongoloid kirby. But Ive noticed he does it for other people too, he must really have nothing better to do with his life.

All you need to know about he gif is it involves the ass.....
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on December 24, 2013, 01:38:21 am
A screenshot i found from the good ole days..
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 24, 2013, 06:43:10 pm
The good ol' days is when we were all using crossbows and using them in firing lines like we were playing the wrong mod (Napoleonic Wars)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on December 26, 2013, 12:39:45 pm
Ha!you found a picture of me using Assbringer!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on December 28, 2013, 04:52:08 pm
clan dead. bring BlackRose back to Life.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on December 31, 2013, 08:18:29 am
You assmunchers, we're not dead. I should have a new pc within a month - one that can actually run this game.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on January 01, 2014, 08:36:51 am
Snuffy approves of this message
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 03, 2014, 07:54:19 pm
You assmunchers, we're not dead. I should have a new pc within a month - one that can actually run this game.

So a cardboard box with a hamster running on a wheel inside?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Sari on January 05, 2014, 09:52:45 pm
Where is Valdian, I haven't seen him on in awhile. :/
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on January 12, 2014, 10:27:21 am
vala who? You mean the ex Hospitaller that's not Astralis?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on January 20, 2014, 04:25:19 am
Yooooo. I recently started playing again and I rarely see anyone on.  I'm joining another clan.  I'll always remember nights like the Sitting Bull clone rampage.  You guys are the shit.  Can't imagine there would be any hard feelings, but if there are just know they aren't mutual from my end.  Hope I see you bros around.  Best of luck in all future endeavors. 

P.S.  If you guys have moved on to other games hmu on steam so we can all play together.  I'm pretty sure my name is just MrFistYoGirl, if not try scamper09.  Hope I can still chill with you guys in TS sometimes.  Last time I tried to hop on I didn't have any permissions.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Sari on January 20, 2014, 05:10:43 am
vala who? You mean the ex Hospitaller that's not Astralis?

Yes, IB Field Marshal Valdian. Where has he been?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on January 20, 2014, 12:41:37 pm
Yooooo. I recently started playing again and I rarely see anyone on.  I'm joining another clan.  I'll always remember nights like the Sitting Bull clone rampage.  You guys are the shit.  Can't imagine there would be any hard feelings, but if there are just know they aren't mutual from my end.  Hope I see you bros around.  Best of luck in all future endeavors. 

P.S.  If you guys have moved on to other games hmu on steam so we can all play together.  I'm pretty sure my name is just MrFistYoGirl, if not try scamper09.  Hope I can still chill with you guys in TS sometimes.  Last time I tried to hop on I didn't have any permissions.

Feel free to stop by anytime man. We play a lot of other games off, and on. C-rpg is an old stand-by, but we never did take this stuff too seriously. Won't start now. GL with your crew. Hope to see ya around sometime.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on January 20, 2014, 08:56:49 pm
Yooooo. I recently started playing again and I rarely see anyone on.  I'm joining another clan.  I'll always remember nights like the Sitting Bull clone rampage.  You guys are the shit.  Can't imagine there would be any hard feelings, but if there are just know they aren't mutual from my end.  Hope I see you bros around.  Best of luck in all future endeavors. 

P.S.  If you guys have moved on to other games hmu on steam so we can all play together.  I'm pretty sure my name is just MrFistYoGirl, if not try scamper09.  Hope I can still chill with you guys in TS sometimes.  Last time I tried to hop on I didn't have any permissions.

Understood and best of luck buddy. I'll be sure to hit you up on Steam when I get a new pc so I can spank you on cRPG <33
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: spl00gedon on January 23, 2014, 03:44:30 am
Understood and best of luck buddy. I'll be sure to hit you up on Steam when I get a new pc so I can spank you on cRPG <33

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Don't tease me.  You know I'd love to get spanked by you ;).  I'll hold you to it.

Feel free to stop by anytime man. We play a lot of other games off, and on. C-rpg is an old stand-by, but we never did take this stuff too seriously. Won't start now. GL with your crew. Hope to see ya around sometime.

Thanks! I'll definitely be in there to chill with you guys soon!  Still getting into the school swing for this semester.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Valdian on January 24, 2014, 04:42:39 am
Hey sari im in the Ts but playing other games. Ive also been busy with school. Pop into ts anytime and hang with the astralis guys and myself.

Memorialmark.com
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ildist on January 24, 2014, 05:33:35 pm
ur all gay
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 24, 2014, 05:59:11 pm
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on January 24, 2014, 06:15:43 pm
I'm gay

We know Ildick
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on January 25, 2014, 09:49:32 pm
Heh heh heh, Ildist is such a muffbucket
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Phantasmal on January 26, 2014, 07:16:50 am
At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Dexxtaa on February 11, 2014, 08:15:08 am
Merry Christmas, Astralis! Sorry we weren't around during the season. But a late gift is still a gift, right?

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mae. on February 11, 2014, 08:20:20 am
feliz cumpleaƱos, errrr navidad
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Smithy on February 11, 2014, 10:48:13 am
feliz cumpleaƱos, errrr navidad

lol Mae you filthy dirt worshipping fuck  :rolleyes:


Hi Astralis :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on February 12, 2014, 12:02:47 am
hi
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 12, 2014, 06:55:14 pm
Agile you are a nerd!!!!!! Do you still play?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on February 13, 2014, 12:38:46 am
Of course I've been constantly on crpg for the last week or so
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 13, 2014, 03:16:01 am
Agile, always lurking in the shadows with no microphone.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on February 13, 2014, 06:54:14 am
I will be 2/3rds done with the new pc in three days.

The return of the Chief is eminent. The rest of the inactive Astralis will rally to my call!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Smithy on February 13, 2014, 10:38:24 am
I will be 2/3rds done with the new pc in three days.

The return of the Chief is eminent. The rest of the inactive Astralis will rally to my call!

Astralis and the Remnants are going to have to banner stack again sometime   8-)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mae. on February 13, 2014, 07:33:55 pm
Astralis and the Remnants are going to have to banner stack again sometime   8-)

pls pls pls pls, you're all my favorite
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Smithy on February 13, 2014, 07:47:41 pm
Or just.. perma-banner-stack  :wink:  :wink:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 14, 2014, 09:10:16 pm
Hmm the throwing clan and the xbow clan unite?  Too OP  :twisted:
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2014, 11:12:06 pm
I will return with u bull, had to format my HD and finally got crpg back up and running and will be lvling my 1h/shield alt for strat.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on February 15, 2014, 12:03:53 am
Badass to hear that bro! Was wondering where you'd wandered off to, it'll be great playing with your sweet ass again.

You'll all be happy to know that the all-famous Edward who discovered BlackRose one penis joke at a time has returned to us as well.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on February 15, 2014, 01:30:16 am
Where is MrShine???????
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 15, 2014, 05:00:28 am
Has a kid. No more time for us nerds.  :(
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on February 15, 2014, 06:56:26 am
He shot me an message recently saying he was honored by the time he spent with Astralis and he asked my permission to name his child SittingBull, to which I humbly agreed.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mars on February 15, 2014, 02:13:14 pm
u lucky s.o.b!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on February 16, 2014, 12:43:59 am
u lucky s.o.b!

GET ON TS & FIGHT YOU WHORE
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Mars on February 16, 2014, 04:31:00 am
Patience, I don't work 3rd shift anymore so I don't play late nights much. I'll be on after work tomorrow so U best be in TS and rdy to kick some ass!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on February 20, 2014, 06:53:02 pm
Sir_Edward_the_Splendifirously_chivalrous_most_loved_of_all_Knight_of_the_morning_star_that_twinkles_knife_juggler_extraordinare_of_Astralis has returned with candy and kisses.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 21, 2014, 02:47:48 pm
As well as gravy, wings & boobies.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Voso on February 25, 2014, 08:12:37 am
He shot me an message recently saying he was honored by the time he spent with Astralis and he asked my permission to name his child SittingBull, to which I humbly agreed.

Can I name my dog Sitting Bull?


he runs into walls, chases his tail, and licks himself.

Idk, kinda reminds me of you. :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 25, 2014, 09:09:37 am
fucking asstrails stop being agile clones goddamnit

i had a huge boner for agile when he was an 18-18 shielder using a hammer and kicking people's asses now i'm just mad

please help

-sanderssuck
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on February 25, 2014, 02:33:50 pm
"peas hemp"? I'm sorry, the sound is having trouble reaching my ears while you're on top of that horse you ride. I know! I'll shoot the horse out from under you, and then we can talk about it. :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on February 26, 2014, 03:02:53 am
You dont like archers ?well i wonder what people will say if i was going 15 30 archer build named'one_inch_pecker' next gen with a shortbow time will tell i guess!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HarryCrumb on February 27, 2014, 07:56:33 am
i live a mile away from shine, if yall could provide me more info on his name/location i could totes get his loomz hidden under his baby's butt
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 27, 2014, 08:28:34 am
Maybe you could babysit for him so he could play?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on March 04, 2014, 08:45:15 pm
i have the weirdest boner right now
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Elindor on March 06, 2014, 06:13:53 am
Astralis - thanks for coming to siege tonight, was awesome and actually balanced again because population was high enough.

Keep it up!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on March 06, 2014, 06:18:11 am
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on March 06, 2014, 08:23:47 am
Ewww worst beer!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on March 06, 2014, 09:06:40 am
It's Edwards favorite. He's a manly man.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on March 06, 2014, 08:27:35 pm
The only people round here that drink that are all woman. Tisk Tisk edward
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 06, 2014, 08:28:11 pm
Mmm beer flavored water. 
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 10, 2014, 04:29:05 pm
Hey man, it was on sale, whacha gonna do?

(for the record, my favorite beer is windmer brothers hefeweizen)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Holiday203 on March 10, 2014, 05:35:23 pm
That is a long name for a beer.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 10, 2014, 10:58:25 pm
Hey man, it was on sale, whacha gonna do?

(for the record, my favorite beer is windmer brothers hefeweizen)

Still too light for me taste, but at least that's a real brew.  I prefer bocks myself (and what do you know, I was at Schell's Bockfest two saturdays ago!)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 11, 2014, 12:33:55 am
dunkelbock or weizenbock?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 11, 2014, 04:52:41 pm
dunkel!  I typically like darker/heavier/fuller flavored beers.

Coming from someone who used to never drink beer it sounds kind of ironic...used to mainly be a bourbon drinker...but I guess I don't really drink to get shit faced any more :P
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rhalzo on March 11, 2014, 05:19:52 pm
I was drinking some Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat from Tallgrass and some Bombay Berserker from Clown Shoes last night. Both are solid stouts (my favorite type of beer).
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 11, 2014, 07:44:40 pm
These are probably my 3 favorite beers (in no particular order, and they happen to all be "local" breweries [from Minnesota] :P )

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26565/74265/ - Rainmaker by Steel Toe Brewing (Amber/Red Ale)
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/417/47795/ - Bock by Schell's Brewery (Dunkel bock, probably my favorite beer to drink)
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29223/84344/ - Midnight Ryder by Indeed Brewing ('murican Black Ale...this is delicious)

Notable mention: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/13014/30845/ - CynicAle by Surly Brewing(Saison/Farmhouse...normally I don't like beers this "light/hoppy/sweet")
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on March 11, 2014, 07:46:32 pm
I am 100% a porter man.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 11, 2014, 08:20:07 pm
I like some porters and stouts, usually not too hoppy porters and not too "coffee" flavored stouts (so probably not what either of you prefer)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 11, 2014, 09:58:25 pm
Black Butte is one of my favorite porters (no troll)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Butte_Porter#Products
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 11, 2014, 10:01:55 pm
Black Butte looks like a great beer:  http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/63/198/

I think Beer Advocate usually has pretty spot on reviews
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Rhalzo on March 11, 2014, 10:41:31 pm
I like some porters and stouts, usually not too hoppy porters and not too "coffee" flavored stouts (so probably not what either of you prefer)

You'd like the Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat or just the normal Buffalo Sweat. They're both oatmeal stouts, so they don't have a ton of coffee flavor to them. Or if you want a nice, smooth porter the Breckenridge Vanilla Porter is pretty delicious. The Great Lakes Edmond Fitzgerald Porter is a very good one as well.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 12, 2014, 02:14:50 am
Man if i could be an inanimate object i would be a bottomless, indestructible party keg of windmer brothers. amen.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Valdian on March 14, 2014, 06:48:36 am
Woot. Hey if your new check us out. We have other clans that fight under the Astralis banner as well.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 14, 2014, 05:57:48 pm
Our new Themesong

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on March 14, 2014, 10:17:04 pm
Edwards theme song

Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Goretooth on March 15, 2014, 09:43:00 pm
Dota
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 18, 2014, 02:05:02 am
NO DOTA, BAD GORETOOTH! don't make me get the newspaper again.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 19, 2014, 05:40:57 pm
Ffffff a year and half to go.......
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Life on March 19, 2014, 06:39:04 pm
DOTA is 4 nerds.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Vengt037 on March 19, 2014, 07:07:59 pm
DOTA is 4 nerds.

I agree. Don't be a nerd. Play League of Legends.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 19, 2014, 07:21:38 pm
God damn dotalolers
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 19, 2014, 07:59:27 pm
MOBA's are for nerds and bads.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 19, 2014, 09:30:37 pm
DOTA IS MA SHIT NIGGA!

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on March 20, 2014, 12:21:27 am
Dota turns normal nice nerds into asshole nerds.

Sources:  First hand experience.

DOTA must be stopped, before everyone has turned into an asshole!!!!!!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Goretooth on March 21, 2014, 01:19:40 am
no
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Goretooth on March 21, 2014, 01:22:34 am
DOTA IS MA SHIT NIGGA!

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you were good but the rest of the team suck
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Khako on March 22, 2014, 08:22:43 pm
Is Astralis still accepting applications? I just started about a month ago and learning strategus as well.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on March 22, 2014, 10:14:36 pm
We always are brother, just come pop into our TeamSpeak and meet the guys! There's no real hard recruitment process, we only want to make sure recruits feel comfortable and get along with our crew and vice versa.

Be sure to add me up on steam too.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Vengt037 on March 25, 2014, 07:21:50 pm
Hypothetically speaking, if someone had merc'd for Astralis in an important battle and had a really good k:d, wouldn't said person be entitled to an invitation to Astralis' next karaoke party, political issues notwithstanding?

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on March 25, 2014, 07:23:25 pm
Only if you really were a virgin fat chick. We'd run the drunk astralis train on that piece of ace.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Voso on March 25, 2014, 07:33:29 pm
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Only if you really were a virgin fat chick. We'd run the drunk astralis train on that piece of ace.


I feel like astralis would be more after big_boner.
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Post by: SittingBull on March 25, 2014, 07:52:26 pm
That was just my cock signed up for the battle.
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 29, 2014, 04:36:49 am
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 02, 2014, 01:09:05 am
If the awesomeness of astralis could be condensed into one little video, this would be it. i think.


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Post by: SittingBull on April 02, 2014, 05:59:59 am
Do you even think about what you're about to say before you say it? Or is it constant verbal discharge from that shit hole abyss you call a though process?
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 02, 2014, 05:51:09 pm
Oh comon. CAMAN. a ketchup shitting robot? thats awesome as shit! Btw, im still waiting for my cookie :P
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 02, 2014, 06:13:19 pm
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No cookie for you.  GTFO
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Post by: spl00gedon on April 03, 2014, 06:03:28 am
Do you even think about what you're about to say before you say it? Or is it constant verbal discharge from that shit hole abyss you call a though process?

LOLLL WUT!? That even hurt me
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 13, 2014, 03:47:00 am

Potentiate training video; if you laugh you loose!
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Post by: Snufalufagus on April 14, 2014, 06:38:50 pm
Don't watch edwards videos because...

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Post by: Jack1 on April 14, 2014, 08:43:31 pm
http://forum.melee.org/events/na_event-server-admin-and-event-aplication-thread/new/#new
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 24, 2014, 05:11:33 am
Jack1 likes wieners, and takes markers to infants to give them heetler mustaches. vote no!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SP1N on April 25, 2014, 08:36:37 pm
I miss when this clan had a Phantasmal theme.
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on May 01, 2014, 05:44:03 pm
Sir_Edward will now be known as Byronic_Knight_of_Astralis, but you all can still call me eddy :3
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Post by: Jack1 on May 03, 2014, 06:16:15 am
http://forum.melee.org/events/north-murrican-clan-league-thread/msg999159/#msg999159
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on May 03, 2014, 06:22:03 pm
http://forum.melee.org/events/north-murrican-clan-league-thread/msg999159/#msg999159

scrim scheduling? hell yes, that sounds fun! i hope sittingbull signs us up :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on May 12, 2014, 06:53:16 pm
We lost phantasmal to dota :-(
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Post by: SittingBull on May 12, 2014, 08:19:29 pm
And Zaren. The nerd is strong in those two.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 13, 2014, 02:18:14 am
Fuck DOTA.
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Post by: agile on May 13, 2014, 02:54:38 am
luk blows
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Duncdar on June 03, 2014, 12:48:56 am
b-but Luk is awesome
Sorry for never returning the help you gave me in Shores of Gayzeron
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Post by: Phantasmal on June 04, 2014, 10:45:17 pm
We lost phantasmal to dota :-(

In a few more months I should be fluent in Spanish and Russian.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 05, 2014, 04:26:17 am
Our TeamSpeak is back up for those that noticed it was down for about a week.
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Post by: Voso on June 06, 2014, 02:27:51 am
Our TeamSpeak is back up for those that noticed it was down for about a week.


ssshhh

its still down guys idk
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: MrShine on June 10, 2014, 10:51:20 pm
Sorry I promise I'm still alive - been working on a video project that's mostly been involving another game... but cRPG always calls to me.. like Edward's mom.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on June 12, 2014, 05:37:01 am
Is this stupid clan dead yet?

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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 12, 2014, 05:43:17 am
How dare you mention those cocksucking Condemned people in that there list!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on June 12, 2014, 05:52:11 am
SittingBull, more like....
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on June 12, 2014, 06:48:52 am
Do you have an obsessive compulsive disorder where you feel the need to add a spoiler to every post?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Tom Cruise on June 12, 2014, 07:03:21 am
Do you have an obsessive compulsive disorder where you feel the need to add a spoiler to every post?

Not every post
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Post by: MrShine on June 12, 2014, 03:49:11 pm
Tom you and I need to team up and make c-rpg videos.  Your lovely voice is exactly what youtube has been missing these past few years. 

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Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on June 14, 2014, 08:01:50 am
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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Post by: Sniger on June 29, 2014, 02:10:40 pm
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Post by: MrShine on June 30, 2014, 07:35:09 am
http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/mrshine's-crappy-crpg-videos/

Astralis cameos!  omgogmomgomgomgogm!

I'll try to make these videos weekly, or thereabouts.  So you can bet I'll be around periodically :D
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Post by: agile on June 30, 2014, 08:02:23 pm
http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/mrshine's-crappy-crpg-videos/

Astralis cameos!  omgogmomgomgomgogm!

I'll try to make these videos weekly, or thereabouts.  So you can bet I'll be around periodically :D

The intro is so beautiful that I watched it about 10 times.
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Post by: MrShine on July 15, 2014, 03:13:47 pm
Don't worry Agile I payed you back by including you in my most recent video (and not the part where I killed you with my cav alt :D)

Thanks to Moonshine & Valdian (and Edward) for your willingness to help me fill a few gaps in the video.
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on July 24, 2014, 05:53:51 am
Don't worry Agile I payed you back by including you in my most recent video (and not the part where I killed you with my cav alt :D)

Thanks to Moonshine & Valdian (and Edward) for your willingness to help me fill a few gaps in the video.

no problemo. now get ur hiney on teamspeak and have a pint!
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Post by: Sari on July 28, 2014, 01:33:00 am
please tell striter no range pls
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on July 31, 2014, 04:09:51 am
Striter is like a beautiful wild animal. He can not be tamed, or controlled. If he pews, he pews. We can only marvel at his sleek flanks, and shiny coat. Oh, the wonders of nature
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Post by: Snufalufagus on August 03, 2014, 09:31:40 am
I miss you dudes!
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Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on August 03, 2014, 11:51:12 pm
A heads up so everyone is on the same page - I'm moving out of my current apartment tomorrow. My movein date for my new apartment won't be until the 21st of this month. That means for two and half weeks or so I won't have my desktop, so I won't be able to play crpg or anything else for that matter. I'll have my laptop though, so I may still be able to occasionally hop in TeamSpeak and Steam.

Don't freak out, it's going to be okay. Lets all take a few deep breaths and let this information sink in.
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Post by: Snufalufagus on August 04, 2014, 10:06:14 am
Finally moving in with your tranny friend steve?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on August 05, 2014, 06:36:57 pm
Yep, he's getting his stocking stuffed.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Balikar on August 06, 2014, 11:51:53 pm
Yep, he's getting his stocking stuffed.

And Edward's Jealous.
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Post by: Shatter on October 05, 2014, 11:08:45 am
Hey guys.  After a few years of being absent, I decided to start playing cRPG again.  Hopefully, I'll see some of you old timers on the battlefield.   :D 
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on October 05, 2014, 05:53:36 pm
Hey guys.  After a few years of being absent, I decided to start playing cRPG again.  Hopefully, I'll see some of you old timers on the battlefield.   :D

Everyone is sort of playing archeage at the moment, but i still play. welcome back :)
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: SittingBull on October 06, 2014, 05:00:54 am
Holy crap, never thought I'd see you come back bud. Good to see you play again
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Post by: Voso on October 06, 2014, 05:40:35 am
Everyone is sort of playing archeage at the moment, but i still play. welcome back :)

yeah and they pick the same server as me but decide to be on the opposite faction, jerks.  :P
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Post by: Mae. on October 06, 2014, 05:43:35 pm
archeageeeeeee!
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Post by: HarryCrumb on October 06, 2014, 06:09:21 pm
what server?
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Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on October 07, 2014, 04:56:26 am
tayguyang... something like that
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Post by: Voso on October 07, 2014, 07:54:49 am
tayguyang... something like that

tahyang.

close enough.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: agile on October 11, 2014, 11:28:47 pm
Where the fuck is my backup?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Balikar on October 12, 2014, 12:20:06 am
Where the fuck is my backup?

Which game?
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Snufalufagus on October 21, 2014, 03:50:27 am
You are all scumbags, and I hope everything Eduaro ever said in TS is true!
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: ImElias on November 09, 2014, 11:38:28 pm
Dear Astralis,

Accept my application.

Sincerely, ImSofaKingTough
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on November 30, 2014, 07:46:11 am
our secretary will get to your application once she's done polishing the D
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Post by: SittingBull on December 05, 2014, 07:13:13 pm
The desk is pretty filthy, needed some polishing.
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on December 11, 2014, 03:22:59 am
The desk is pretty filthy, needed some polishing.

what can be said, she has a desk sized whole which needs to be filled. with a big desk.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 19, 2016, 04:26:27 am
BUMP
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Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on August 12, 2017, 04:54:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ     How would we say we love Y'all. Play on Pray for bannerlords.
Title: Re: Astralis [NA]
Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 03, 2019, 11:41:03 pm
Just remembering all the fun i/we used to have, we're all still playing games together and waiting for bannerlord. It's a shame this game has died, but it's shown it's age. https://discord.gg/dxHKdbc is our discord if anyone wants to hang with us, remember the good old days. we're a bunch of crusty old assholes now lol
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Post by: bensai on April 03, 2019, 11:44:14 pm
Just remembering all the fun i/we used to have, we're all still playing games together and waiting for bannerlord. It's a shame this game has died, but it's shown it's age. https://discord.gg/tWrPNp is our discord if anyone wants to hang with us, remember the good old days. we're a bunch of crusty old assholes now lol

its alive again big boy
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 03, 2019, 11:47:00 pm
haha, a pacemaker and a walker more like it, 8 people in duel is hardly alive.

I'll be watching though.
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Post by: bensai on April 04, 2019, 12:06:44 am
haha, a pacemaker and a walker more like it, 8 people in duel is hardly alive.

I'll be watching though.

We get 40+ on NA1 every evening around 9 PM eastern. We were just messing around on duel since there were only a few of us. Check recent strat battles as well
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Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 04, 2019, 12:08:23 am
 :shock: