Astralis [NA]

[SittingBull]

As long as I'm still your "First in Fist" I'll allow this cheating to continue...   If not then it's over between us

Hey baby c'mon don't be like that.

[BranStark]

So... namo likes the new patch.

I fucking hate it. Not that I was any good before, but now I just plain fucking suck. Miss every stab, every overhead. Just plain can't do shit now that you can't really adjust mid-swing.

Pretty peeved, TBH.

[spl00gedon]

So... namo likes the new patch.

I fucking hate it. Not that I was any good before, but now I just plain fucking suck. Miss every stab, every overhead. Just plain can't do shit now that you can't really adjust mid-swing.

Pretty peeved, TBH.

My favorite part is when all of the battle servers are shut down at the same time. 

[SittingBull]

I'm highly in opposition of the new patch. I get slowing down spin swings, but damn it seems like it fucked up so much more.

[robert_namo]

I'm highly in opposition of the new patch. I get slowing down spin swings, but damn it seems like it fucked up so much more.

imagine me trying to stab with a nodachi or outswinging a awlpike.

[SittingBull]

imagine me trying to stab with a nodachi or outswinging a awlpike.

Imagine.

[BranStark]

Fuck. I think I'm going to have to take an extended break from this game or something.

[TurmoilTom]

Yo, I heard there was fondue in here... Mind if I hang out? :-)

[SittingBull]

Yes. I do. That's my ball dipping fondue fountain.

[TurmoilTom]

Awweh... :-(

Too bad, I guess I'll just go back over to KUTT's naked people with whipped cream.

[Elindor]

Bran, you can't leave.....I love you 

[SittingBull]

Pfft, Bran ain't leaving.

[spl00gedon]

Yes. I do. That's my ball dipping fondue fountain.

Lolled hard at this ahahahahaha

[HardRice]

Yes. I do. That's my ball dipping fondue fountain.

Finally found a fountain that was large enough?

Edit: Noble now, yay.

Edit 2: Sigged.

[SittingBull]

Roster updated.

We're growing rather large.