Astralis [NA]

[Lord_Ryizine]

Does this still exist I call to vote that we rename Guardians The Benevolents of the Stars

And we need to throw my ass into it.

[CrazyCracka420]

Does this still exist I call to vote that we rename Guardians The Benevolents of the Stars

Your avatar is clearly saying "let's put it back to one forty" not let's take it back to one forty.

Jeeeeez.....

[kasMVC]

So now that your overlords are done playing strat what are you pussy ass drunk bums gonna do? I suggest troop farming for another 2 years. Also way to almost beat our shit roster we werent even trying in that fight. I was personally only lvl 15 as was half our team. But gg noobs.

[SittingBull]

I personally was level 3 during the scrim so gfgfgfgfgfgfgf

[MrShine]

Speaking of scrims, PRO clan, 8v8, 11 EST, tonight (Sunday 5/12). 

Raven Server, same rules as before... we going to have folks around?  Let's do this!

(I'll try to get on a little later too, but spread the word!  Hopefully we can fill up a roster!)

[SittingBull]

Never a 'on the day of' scrim again, please.

[Lord_Ryizine]

Gotta give us time to hone up our epic skillz.

[kasMVC]

I would like to purchase armies I am good merchant send me offer!

[MrShine]

Gotta give us time to hone up our epic skillz.

K now we can hone our skillz with a 2 day notice! 

http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/
Astralis at FCC Friday 6/7 @ 10 PM EST

8v8 match against FCC on the Raven server Friday night!  FCC is the home team, which only means they get to pick the 1st & (if needed) 3rd map.

We going to have people there?  There is a chance I won't be able to make it b/c I might have some folks from out of town come in, but either way I can help ensure we can get the band together for this, and I'll do my best to make it for the actual fight.

Tomorrow we'll have to see if strat battles interfere.

Anyone know they can/can't make it?

This one would be the first game of an actual season, so the win/loss means something!

[CrazyCracka420]

If you need a ringer I'll be around Friday night (kind of defeats the purpose of a scrim, but let me know)

[MrShine]

If you need a ringer I'll be around Friday night (kind of defeats the purpose of a scrim, but let me know)

You're already listed on the 'Independents' roster which plays Frisia tomorrow night! Maybe Ascalon talked to you about that in the past?  Ascalon & Tom Cruse are the 'leaders' of that roster.

[CrazyCracka420]

You're already listed on the 'Independents' roster which plays Frisia tomorrow night! Maybe Ascalon talked to you about that in the past?  Ascalon & Tom Cruse are the 'leaders' of that roster.

Oh yes, I won't be around Thursday however

[Rain]

Greetings Astralis!

My Menstrual Cohorts and I were discussing the issue of the monsoon fizzling out and joining a slightly more active clan to roll around with and have some fun.  So I would like to formally put in an application for the following MM members to apply for membership into Astralis:

-RonnieRapist
-Tigersblood
-MrFistYoGirl

I understand if you are not accepting applications at this time and are not looking for any new members.  I only ask that you consider us and let us know any information that we would need.  We each have active characters in Strategus as well if that is a necessity along with about 300 troops.

Thank you for your consideration and I hope to hear back from you soon! The Monsoon has always had a great relationship with all the people in Astralis.

[SittingBull]

Man I don't like any of those guys..

Welcome to the clan!

[spl00gedon]

Alright thick nips,

I'm tired of playing these cat and mouse games with you.  The sexual tension has finally reached its climax.  Asstrails is the place for me and my bretheren and I know it will be a PERFECT FIT.       

So take us by the haunches and toss us like ragdolls into that Lineup and we will help you take Astralis past the stars and right in to God's tight round butthole where we can live happily ever after.  And stop being so damn sexxxy all the time! Hot damn this post has me all boned up over here!

Get at me cutie(s),

FIST