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Title: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Stabby_Dave on December 05, 2011, 08:13:42 pm
Ok Im sure many of you have seen these articles or at least heard of the events in them before but definitely take a read if not:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-elaborate-dick-moves-in-online-gaming-history/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming/


Sooooo.. top 10 dick moves in CRPG/strat history?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Tristan on December 05, 2011, 08:21:00 pm
Balton always comes to mind.

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Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Leshma on December 05, 2011, 08:23:51 pm
Giving my looms to Xant although BlackMilk asked for them like 10 times :D
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: HarunYahya on December 05, 2011, 08:42:18 pm
BANNING OF PANOŞ FROM CRPG !  :cry:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Xant on December 05, 2011, 08:42:43 pm
BlackMilk:

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Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 05, 2011, 08:49:53 pm
Balton (old, not new, he is cool now),
Panos not being banned sooner,
22nd server incident,
Hellowrold server hacking,
chadz killing the mod,
Not banning berenger sooner,
Infamous mass lljk ban by ats,
Infamous 350 man NA ban by chadz,
Turkish subforum shitposting brigade causing trouble,
The creation of strategus which has made random okayish people turn into lunatic assholes.
Allowing NA into strategus and on EU servers.


I gave you 11, pick ten.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Magikarp on December 05, 2011, 08:50:20 pm
It is I, zeh fish.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Matey on December 05, 2011, 09:01:22 pm
crpg only? or strat as well?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: BlackMilk on December 05, 2011, 09:01:25 pm
 :cry:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Rhygar666 on December 05, 2011, 09:03:58 pm
Fasader the Abuzer
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Kafein on December 05, 2011, 09:04:19 pm
Camping the roof.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Magikarp on December 05, 2011, 09:04:40 pm
Blackmilk you damned whiner!  :lol:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: The_Angle on December 05, 2011, 09:12:30 pm
LLJK. That is all.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Anal Bleeding on December 05, 2011, 09:16:07 pm
who did that second life thing, that was epic.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Dezilagel on December 05, 2011, 09:18:41 pm
who did that second life thing, that was epic.

Guess
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Stabby_Dave on December 05, 2011, 09:21:40 pm
crpg only? or strat as well?

Strat too.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Mtemtko on December 05, 2011, 09:28:46 pm
Strat too.

Name 10 non-dick moves in strat.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Stabby_Dave on December 05, 2011, 09:32:52 pm
Name 10 non-dick moves in strat.

Touche.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Torben on December 05, 2011, 09:44:28 pm
fuck our history,  this shit cant be beaten haha:

"Cally certainly had fun: He fulfilled the secret fantasy of every bank manager in history, when one day, he walked in and just took all the money. All the money was 790 billion ISK, about $170,000 in real dollars, which he used to become the greatest video game villain of all time. He spent a huge chunk of the money to buy a ridiculously powerful warship, another chunk posting a huge bounty on his own head, then sailed off into space just daring people to kill him."

Read more: The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p2/#ixzz1fh9cYf4L
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 05, 2011, 09:53:45 pm
That was pretty damn epic.

There is no community that comes close to EVE, those spy agencies alone make the game worth it, I really miss being part of that.

That reminds me, in comparison, cRPG is full of lunatics who take strategus so seriously and insult each other in a non-rp sense so easily... Nothing of Real Value is at stake here, unlike EVE... Strategus is literally just a free mod for a game, should make it enjoyable not this hellhole people are dragging it to be...
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Keshian on December 05, 2011, 09:59:13 pm
chadz making addictive Strategus to consume our lives
12 consecutive archer nerfs in 12 patches
8 month wait between strategus 1.0 and 2.0 to find all the exact same features in place
Abay 22 cd keys clan of 1 guy
22nd server fiasco
1 grey order leader having used 100+ cd keys of his clan on his computer
Taking a city with 4 guys by TKoV (with 1 helpful pirate from FCC), while no one from DRZ showed up on defense except 1 who chased after 1 guy outside the city
Any time a clan has used a "crusade" in strategus (jihads okay, but seriously crusades were basically a form of genocidal mania)
Farmer_Nate
Thulsa_Doom rejoining cRPG and Balton leaving cRPG

Sorry, reaching near the end, couldn't remember some events in enough detail to put up here
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Matey on December 05, 2011, 10:13:38 pm
My list is 85% strat based

Kinngrimm's epic backstab
constant carebear alliance of most EU powers in strat
bgallemore in general
eutheran in strat
22nd server fiasco
8 month wait between 1.0 and 2.0
having no NA server for the first 2 weeks of 2.0
what loki did to TS
the mercs and their highly succesful slander campaign ;{
kinngrimm running around giving away intel on people all over and trying to pull sneaky shit all the time (separate from the epic backstab which deserves its own mention)
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 05, 2011, 10:24:24 pm
what loki did to TS

???

Is this about the teaparty that we invited them to?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Stabby_Dave on December 05, 2011, 11:02:19 pm
chadz making addictive Strategus to consume our lives
12 consecutive archer nerfs in 12 patches
8 month wait between strategus 1.0 and 2.0 to find all the exact same features in place
Abay 22 cd keys clan of 1 guy
22nd server fiasco
1 grey order leader having used 100+ cd keys of his clan on his computer
Taking a city with 4 guys by TKoV (with 1 helpful pirate from FCC), while no one from DRZ showed up on defense except 1 who chased after 1 guy outside the city
Any time a clan has used a "crusade" in strategus (jihads okay, but seriously crusades were basically a form of genocidal mania)
Farmer_Nate
Thulsa_Doom rejoining cRPG and Balton leaving cRPG

Sorry, reaching near the end, couldn't remember some events in enough detail to put up here

My list is 85% strat based

Kinngrimm's epic backstab
constant carebear alliance of most EU powers in strat
bgallemore in general
eutheran in strat
22nd server fiasco
8 month wait between 1.0 and 2.0
having no NA server for the first 2 weeks of 2.0
what loki did to TS
the mercs and their highly succesful slander campaign ;{
kinngrimm running around giving away intel on people all over and trying to pull sneaky shit all the time (separate from the epic backstab which deserves its own mention)

If you guys could elaborate on some of these for those that dont know or werent around ill put them in the OP so everyone can know the history of douchbaggery in crpg and strat.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Matey on December 05, 2011, 11:06:47 pm
i dunno if i want to elaborate... might dig up some old wounds and bring old flame wars back to life... better to just leave it vague i think :D
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Joker86 on December 05, 2011, 11:21:31 pm
Clicking on the "+" next to "Bow WPF" or "Power Draw" on the character screen. Especially when combined with points in riding skill.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on December 05, 2011, 11:34:18 pm
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Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Keshian on December 05, 2011, 11:42:43 pm
If you guys could elaborate on some of these for those that dont know or werent around ill put them in the OP so everyone can know the history of douchbaggery in crpg and strat.

1. Well, see this guy named chadz decided that the cRPG mod could be improved by trying to incorporate soem of the elements of the single-player campaign... jk
2. Its a common gripe that archery is constantly nerfed, don't take this one seriously, still too many archers in cRPG.
3. Well, one of the big things chadz mentioned with taking Strategus off in January 2011 was that it would be abck up really soon (it wasn't) and then that he was developing it into something really cool with a bunch of new changes (he didn't) - all the changes came with new coding thatc ame after strat 2.0 came out based on glitches and bugs people found (whatw as he doing those 8 months youa sk? - etting frisky with one too many lady-equus africanus asinuss.)
4.  The leader of the Abays played all of strat 2.0 (actually glitched millions of gold early in the gamea nd had it taken away) and was constantly telling how large his clan was (he was working with ENG and some other clan at the time), turns out when chadz checked people's cd keys justa round the beginning of strat 3.0 that all those cd keys were owned by one guy and alternately used by him on his computer (more funny than a dick movie, he may have had multiple-personality disorder)
5.  Sometime around August 2010, the 22nd clan had their own server and they used a glitch to basically feed their clanmates amssive amounts of experience as one of their number (im blanking on the name right now, think it was some arthurian legend type of name like lancelot or something or other) actually hacked into the cRPG database using their control of the server (can't remember if these 2 events were linked or not, its beena  long time now and I didn't get the whole story even back then).
6. This came out with chadz checking cd keys and found out a leader in grey order had used 100+ of his clanmates cd keys from his computer to control their actions on Strategus (considering most normal people wouldn't give out their cd key in the first place (I know no one in my clan does), the cheating doesn't really just include the 1 guy, but all the people who gave out their cd keys) - the whole point was just how crazy it was this one guy controlled so many cd keys.
7.  TKoV (the Kingdom of Veluca) tried to raid a city for gold near the end of strat 2.0 with 11 troops against 20,000.  They only hired 4 guys and almost no one signed up on defender's side except a dozen Druzhina players because no one took it seriously.  None of them showed up on defense except 1 druzhina and only 4 people were hired and showed up on attackers' side (Adoptagoat, Matey, Tristran, and I sadly forgot the fourth tkov hero).  One guy led the drz guy to chase him out and around the city when everyone sapwned inside and the other 3 guys capped all the flags and then killed him.  Because all flags were capped and non defenders alive, TKoV took the entire city, the big dick move si that a bunch of EU clans tried to do the same thing except by cheating and having all their carebear allies sign up on other side and then not show up and so chadz shut down strat 2.0
8.  Self-explanatory
9.  funny rager
10.  (also known as Servin it up)annoying ego-maniac came back and funny troller left and came back and stopped trolling
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Polobow on December 06, 2011, 12:14:55 am
The total dick move i remember from Strat 2.0 was the SoA disaster,

Tetris their old leader for some strange reason decided to banish his faction but not disband it in the normal were out guys i cant be arsed fashion instead he didint even give them a chance to continue on thier own, he got all guys to give money and gold to a village, took all the money, troops and equipment out of that village, reduced everyones faction rank to 1 and then joined the OOTL, sacrificing all 3 villages, a total dick move, relatively clever but an asshat all the time.

The other 9, gimme time and ill write more

I can remember... when SoA disbanded i pretty much just stopped playing.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on December 06, 2011, 12:31:10 am
My list is 85% strat based

Kinngrimm's epic backstab
constant carebear alliance of most EU powers in strat
bgallemore in general
eutheran in strat
22nd server fiasco
8 month wait between 1.0 and 2.0
having no NA server for the first 2 weeks of 2.0
what loki did to TS
the mercs and their highly succesful slander campaign ;{
kinngrimm running around giving away intel on people all over and trying to pull sneaky shit all the time (separate from the epic backstab which deserves its own mention)

Oh man your propaganda is growing incresingly despreate and repetitve, care to come up with something new?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Jacko on December 06, 2011, 12:43:32 am
No one mentions vincenzo abusing his powers to hax his archer character so he could kill people straight across the map? How much wpf did he have? 400?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Keshian on December 06, 2011, 12:47:21 am
No one mentions vincenzo abusing his powers to hax his archer character so he could kill people straight across the map? How much wpf did he have? 400?

That was the guy i was trying to remember, thanks, not lancelot.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Matey on December 06, 2011, 12:52:24 am
i thought i was pretty unbiased there... sure i mentioned kinngrimm twice.. but he earned it.

p.s. the 4th guy was invicti_jeff i think...
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Dan lol on December 06, 2011, 01:17:38 am
bgallemore in general

I'm the reason he left ats

at least that's what he told me


wasn't the first and certainly not the last
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Templar_Ratigan on December 06, 2011, 01:31:01 am
fuck our history,  this shit cant be beaten haha:

"Cally certainly had fun: He fulfilled the secret fantasy of every bank manager in history, when one day, he walked in and just took all the money. All the money was 790 billion ISK, about $170,000 in real dollars, which he used to become the greatest video game villain of all time. He spent a huge chunk of the money to buy a ridiculously powerful warship, another chunk posting a huge bounty on his own head, then sailed off into space just daring people to kill him."

Read more: The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-online-gaming_p2/#ixzz1fh9cYf4L

That is unbelievably win.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: The_Angle on December 06, 2011, 01:34:11 am
Oh man your propaganda is growing incresingly despreate and repetitve, care to come up with something new?

Propaganda war.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Lennu on December 06, 2011, 01:45:00 am
Oh boi, reading all those dick moves brings memories from the good ol' times I was playing Archlord Online.
We had a lil guild with only finnish people in called Ahma, Team Ahma. A friend of mine had this lil crusade going against the Spanish people (he just randomly picked a country) then he proceeded by asking everyone Habla Espanjol? (or something like that) and since most of people realise that means, he usually got the answer Si. Then he killed that guy.

But once we got our whole guild doing that, and after a moment we didn't even care who we killed. We just had loads of fun doing it. We went to this epic grinding cave which usually was filled with people (weak creeps, 0.5sec respawn for them and tons of exp). We clearead the whole place. First from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top. Again and again. At the end those who we had killed over and over just gathered at the entrance of the cave and once we came out.... well, we got gang bang'd and someone gained tons of money by lasthitting us and collecting the bounty  :wink: Sadly, that was the only fun side of the game I remember.


Greatest dick move in crpg? Not making the Boomsticks used by "the Dark Force" lootable  :lol:
Come on, maybe not in strat but at least in crpg? Get lucky and loot the boomstick to rain death on the next round!!!! Unless the map changes!!!


Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Matey on December 06, 2011, 02:41:37 am
I'm the reason he left ats

at least that's what he told me


wasn't the first and certainly not the last

maybe, he told us during last strat that he was leaving to make his own clan and wanted to ally us (shortly after we scored our first victories over ats) suffice to say we werent interested.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 06, 2011, 02:45:05 am
Getting just close enough to some one that they think they can kill you and then slowly trotting off, dragging them ever further away from the battle until they find themselves in the middle of nowhere. And then riding off.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Tyrell on December 06, 2011, 03:24:36 am
Tears banning Farmer_nate.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Huey Newton on December 06, 2011, 03:25:02 am
This thread has win written all over it

No one mentions vincenzo abusing his powers to hax his archer character so he could kill people straight across the map? How much wpf did he have? 400?

1. kesh did that without abusing powers  :lol:
2. Shik promising the young FCC Bariyye but then selling it to LLJK instead  :evil:
3. Kesh's Item Bomb  :lol:
4. RS getting fucked over in strat 1.0
5. Balton having a better body than anyone   :mrgreen:
6. Thulsa Doom Proclaiming himself as the "Most powerful killing force to ever grace NA"  :lol: :lol: :lol: :arrow: :lol:
7. Cyranule going horse archer for a gen  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!:
8. BRD "those bundle of stickss in blue hiding in a corner of the map" (only old school NA will get this)
9. Lady Gaga 2010
10. Mercs ridiculously effective forum slander war against FCC
11. THE DELETION OF THE CRPG SECTION ON TALEWORLDS FORUMS  :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Snickers on December 06, 2011, 03:58:24 am

3. Kesh's Item Bomb  :lol:


That was mah idea bitch!
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Angantyr on December 06, 2011, 05:07:46 am
No one mentions vincenzo abusing his powers to hax his archer character so he could kill people straight across the map? How much wpf did he have? 400?
I remember more 22nd's than Vincenzo hacking their characters consecutively back then..
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: PieParadox on December 06, 2011, 07:36:07 am
What happened to Gallemore?

(Also, Dan makes me hate ATS)
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Spleen on December 06, 2011, 12:59:25 pm
6. This came out with chadz checking cd keys and found out a leader in grey order had used 100+ of his clanmates cd keys from his computer to control their actions on Strategus (considering most normal people wouldn't give out their cd key in the first place (I know no one in my clan does), the cheating doesn't really just include the 1 guy, but all the people who gave out their cd keys) - the whole point was just how crazy it was this one guy controlled so many cd keys.

Ahem, afaik Harpag only had a list of Usernames/Passwords in order to control the whole Grey Order in Strat, nobody ever mentioned him having the CD-Keys - why would he need those?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Dan lol on December 06, 2011, 01:01:48 pm
What happened to Gallemore?

(Also, Dan makes me hate ATS)

From what I could tell he didn't hate ats as much as he hated me. And I can't make you hate me since you are rarely on vent bundle of sticks
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: The_Angle on December 06, 2011, 01:08:45 pm
I miss Lady Gaga. Too bad it/she/him has de-evolved into a raging barbarian.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Camaris on December 06, 2011, 01:24:15 pm
- what about those guys entering others accounts with unpassworded alts and then selling/deleting heirlooms :P
probably thats far beyond dick move ;)

other points:

- kinngrimms great backstab
- 100 cdkey strat user
- fallens delaying including the darkforce attack
- for hre: probably the merc-accident while rogue was not in charge
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Matey on December 06, 2011, 09:58:57 pm
- for hre: probably the merc-accident while rogue was not in charge

indeed! you guys shoulda stuck with it instead of backing out once Rogue came back  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 06, 2011, 10:48:20 pm
Nothing of Real Value is at stake here, unlike EVE...

Am I wrong or is the Ingame currency in EVE used for Eve itself(Ships ingame etc.) and Prolonging gametime?

You cant buy the Ingame currency in steam with real money ingame(Ebay or something doesnt count)?


Than it´s not like its real money.

If you didnt buy it with your money, no real value was lost to you, except for Playtime, which you lose in any game where things can be destroyed/stolen/captured.In that case even Strat is similar, because you could put all your time into it and get some fiefs just to lose them to some dickmoves or something.


Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Polobow on December 06, 2011, 11:07:06 pm
Am I wrong or is the Ingame currency in EVE used for Eve itself(Ships ingame etc.) and Prolonging gametime?

You cant buy the Ingame currency in steam with real money ingame(Ebay or something doesnt count)?


Than it´s not like its real money.

If you didnt buy it with your money, no real value was lost to you, except for Playtime, which you lose in any game where things can be destroyed/stolen/captured.In that case even Strat is similar, because you could put all your time into it and get some fiefs just to lose them to some dickmoves or something.

Did you fully read all the links? I've never played Eve but i'm pretty sure there is in-game currency worth real money.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 06, 2011, 11:13:24 pm
I read them , and all i could find is that you can swap a certain amount of of ingame money to Playtime(Which is usually costing real money).But there wasnt stated that you could buy ingame money for real money(Except for ebay or something).

This doesnt make it real money or a real life worth yet, because you dont earn it with real life money.You earn it with your Playtime.

So if you lose all your EVE money, you dont lose a real value, only a digital ingame one.Yes, you can swap it for gametime, which usually cost real money, but thats no real worth either since you get nothing from it except more time to earn ingame money lol.


You WOULD indeed lose real value, if you bough the Ingame money with real money, which Iam pretty sure can only happen via Ebay and against the Game rules.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: CoWorm on December 06, 2011, 11:20:30 pm
I read them , and all i could find is that you can swap a certain amount of of ingame money to Playtime(Which is usually costing real money).But there wasnt stated that you could buy ingame money for real money(Except for ebay or something).

This doesnt make it real money or a real life worth yet, because you dont earn it with real life money.You earn it with your Playtime.

So if you lose all your EVE money, you dont lose a real value, only a digital ingame one.Yes, you can swap it for gametime, which usually cost real money, but thats no real worth either since you get nothing from it except more time to earn ingame money lol.


You WOULD indeed lose real value, if you bough the Ingame money with real money, which Iam pretty sure can only happen via Ebay and against the Game rules.

Nope. I buy gametime  for real money, then redeem it as an item ingame (called PLEX) and sell it to you for a nice stack of ingame money, so I can fly expensive shit and have fun. You lose it for whatever silly reason. You only lost ingame currency, but the actual item was bought for real money.

And that's what makes some of the EVE scams interesting because they can actually be valued against real world currency in a way.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 06, 2011, 11:22:31 pm
Wait, so instead of Gametime you get Plex if you buy gametime, items which you can swap in for gametime or lose them?

So its basically camouflaged Ingame Money buying.

Smart.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: CoWorm on December 06, 2011, 11:24:54 pm
Wait, so instead of Gametime you get Plex if you buy gametime, items which you can swap in for gametime or lose them?

So its basically camouflaged Ingame Money buying.

Smart.

Not camouflaged at all, very open and condoned.

To try to get back on topic kinda. Worst cRPG dick move ever is when Furax runs up behind me when I'm locked in melee and kicks me in the back and runs away! Especially when we are on the same team!
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Casimir on December 07, 2011, 12:52:11 am
I do that to alpha all the time...
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Jarlek on December 07, 2011, 03:15:39 am
Ahem, afaik Harpag only had a list of Usernames/Passwords in order to control the whole Grey Order in Strat, nobody ever mentioned him having the CD-Keys - why would he need those?
Because "Fuck You, Kesh wants to bitch about things he doesn't know jack shit about so shut up and believe what he says", like always.

And I still find it funny how people still believe he forced people to give him their nicks/pass and used them all at the same time all the time for the entire duration of strat.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Keshian on December 07, 2011, 03:24:03 am
Because "Fuck You, Kesh wants to bitch about things he doesn't know jack shit about so shut up and believe what he says", like always.

And I still find it funny how people still believe he forced people to give him their nicks/pass and used them all at the same time all the time for the entire duration of strat.

Becasue of course since he used thema t different times, makes it legitimate that he used OVER 100 of his clanmate's usernames adn passwords to manipulate and control in strategus.  Its called blatant cheating.  And thanks Spleen, thats what I meant, couldnt think of the right term for what he was using to control their characters on strategus, though was trying to avoid listing names as it was so recent.  I am curious why he was never banned from strategus????  No punishment??
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Xant on December 07, 2011, 03:38:25 am
Becasue of course since he used thema t different times, makes it legitimate that he used OVER 100 of his clanmate's usernames adn passwords to manipulate and control in strategus.

Calm down, good man!
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: BlindGuy on December 07, 2011, 04:15:51 am
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Dick move: charge at archers with a shield, stab them so they pull out a melee weapon, then jump back and start throwing shit at them, make THEM fucking dodge for their lives. Then just swap back to sword and stab them some more. Repeat. If the target dies, find another Legolas and repeat the process.

Another dick move: Flank enemy zergforce of plate wearing goons, whistle and throw javelins till they all see you, jog off in light armour saying "Cya" in chat. Occasionally slow down and throw some more shit, stab one or 2 and maybe a kick, then jog off again, while saying things like "Cardio guys, CARDIO!" in chat.

Yet another dick move: Find a clone of DaveUKR reloading their arbalest round a corner, charge round corner and stab/kick. When they pull out mace, run away, they almost all immediatly go back round corner and start reloading again. Repeat process untill the guy gets the rage, and chases you nonstop: At this point just jog off cause they wont catch you with heavy armour on. Stop to say things like "Comeon!" and "Run you fatty run". Ultimately end it by hiding round a corner and backstabbing them as they run past, since they KNOW you are gonna keep running. For best results say "You ran to far man, have a nap" after killing them.

Ultimate dick move: Camp in rocks or trees when faced by cav, in a spot they must dismount to kill you without being a supereasy target. Once one takes the bait, steal his horse and ride around him throwing stuff from horseback. If you have nothing to throw, just thank him for the horse in chat and ride off, leaving him there. For ultimate results ride off for a minute, then use his horse to bump him to death when he isnt looking. Gets an Irony bonus too.

tl:dr = Abuse players for being so narrow minded in their gear choices and playstyles.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: PieParadox on December 07, 2011, 04:40:24 am
From what I could tell he didn't hate ats as much as he hated me. And I can't make you hate me since you are rarely on vent bundle of sticks

fuckin my old friend
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Gomer on December 07, 2011, 05:22:16 am
Panos not being banned sooner
Also I love you tears... But you said that about NA I forgive you but NEVER say anything bad about amerrrrrrica or I will divorce my sister and marry yours.....
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Dehitay on December 07, 2011, 10:31:03 am
I just remembered. What about the time when chadz took down the means for players to judge game admins as soon as players actually passed judgement on a game admin?

Ahem, afaik Harpag only had a list of Usernames/Passwords in order to control the whole Grey Order in Strat, nobody ever mentioned him having the CD-Keys - why would he need those?
You know, since there were 100 CD keys involved, it would make sense for it to be the whole Grey Order, but that would mean they were practically all banned. Judging by their activity on the map, that can't be right. I just realized the mathematics behind this. Were the majority of them multi-accounting as well as account sharing, or are they just so ridiculously huge that they make up over 10% of the playerbase?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 07, 2011, 10:32:44 am
I just realized the mathematics behind this. Were the majority of them multi-accounting as well as account sharing, or are they just so ridiculously huge that they make up over 10% of the playerbase?

They are Polish mostly.You know how shitty Poland is?I would multiaccound and play all day too if I lived in Poland.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: BlindGuy on December 07, 2011, 11:50:53 am
I do that to alpha all the time...

I saw him defending a ladder on siege from about 6 guys, so I kicked him onto their polearms. Made my day.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Casimir on December 07, 2011, 12:07:00 pm
Its the done thing
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: v/onMega on December 07, 2011, 05:57:14 pm
- what about those guys entering others accounts with unpassworded alts and then selling/deleting heirlooms :P
probably thats far beyond dick move ;)

other points:

- kinngrimms great backstab
- 100 cdkey strat user
- fallens delaying including the darkforce attack
- for hre: probably the merc-accident while rogue was not in charge

What accident are u talking about, you bavarian queer?

Perfectly executed move, trying to play the game, HRE going strong once.

Move failed due to partly impotent allies and the fact that mother russia did an intervention to help badly informed and basiclly irredicated mercs.

Dick moves:

- Grey Order started abus....playing crpg
- Loki got Fallen leader (nothing personal though)
- UIF no balls alliance (excluding DRZ)
- Badly executed changes to strat, occuring every 6 months
- Grey Order
- Changing CRPG into casual mode
- Birdman archery
- Gamespeed nerf

Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Blackzilla on December 08, 2011, 02:01:51 am

22nd server incident,





what happened?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Sergee on December 08, 2011, 11:01:25 pm
These dick moves made my dick move a little bit
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Tot. on December 09, 2011, 12:03:11 am
what happened?

*cough* Certain individual and admin was granted the access to the database and he, uhm, tweaked his archer character a bit.

Not that it mattered as much as some people say, high level archery back then was laser-precise railgun machinery with closed crosshair and one-arrow kills from across the map anyway. chadzs rage post and later reconcilement were fun to read though.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Erasmas on December 09, 2011, 12:26:05 am
- Grey Order started abus....playing crpg
- Loki got Fallen leader (nothing personal though)
- UIF no balls alliance (excluding DRZ)
- Badly executed changes to strat, occuring every 6 months
- Grey Order
- Changing CRPG into casual mode
- Birdman archery
- Gamespeed nerf

You forgot to mention Grey Order... :lol:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Xant on December 09, 2011, 12:43:02 am
*cough* Certain individual and admin was granted the access to the database and he, uhm, tweaked his archer character a bit.

Not that it mattered as much as some people say, high level archery back then was laser-precise railgun machinery with closed crosshair and one-arrow kills from across the map anyway. chadzs rage post and later reconcilement were fun to read though.

Rage post? As I recall, his post was very calm and basically just "this is what happened, this is what happens now".
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Blackzilla on December 09, 2011, 01:12:02 am
Rage post? As I recall, his post was very calm and basically just "this is what happened, this is what happens now".

may i get a link to this post?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Gomer on December 09, 2011, 01:19:18 am
may i get a link to this post?
Yeah don Remember this too...
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Xant on December 09, 2011, 01:23:29 am
Taleworlds, c-RPG section. It got archieved. Which is a shame, it had so many cool things. Like Ragni making a QQ thread because Bjord... wait for it.... feinted in a duel.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Gomer on December 09, 2011, 02:55:51 am
Taleworlds, c-RPG section. It got archieved. Which is a shame, it had so many cool things. Like Ragni making a QQ thread because Bjord... wait for it.... feinted in a duel.
Fun fact. Blocking helps in a duel.(It can even block a faint!)
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Xant on December 09, 2011, 04:45:41 am
I think medication helps more with fainting.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 09, 2011, 09:42:03 am
Top 10 Dick moves would be pretty much all the patches after another since the upkeep patch, with the Upkeep patch beeing number 1.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Lars on December 09, 2011, 11:05:10 am
Top 10 Dick moves would be pretty much all the patches after another since the upkeep patch, with the Upkeep patch beeing number 1.

Absolutely No, upkeep patch was the greatest patch ever, it ended the tincan/plated charger era, probably some players like "The_Finn"  didn't like it, because they could no longer massacre a whole team by themselves. 
If i remeber well, after the upkeep patch there was still a large number of black-armor/plated charger users, but thank god, most of them ran out of money quickly.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on December 09, 2011, 01:55:55 pm
what happened?

We started providing a server for crpg, Vincenzo hacked the database and created the most epic archer the crpg world had ever seen, overnight (he is a smart guy but how could he ever think he would not be caught I do nto know). The WPF and power draw values were boosted through the roof, he pretty much 1 hit killed everything and never missed because of the insane accuracy and power.

Of course Angangtyr of the shiedlings says other 22nd were involved because they are permanently bitter and Keshian is spewing the usual torrent shit forth from his fingers. You can think what you will but the fact is he did not tell anyone until he got busted and wtfpwnt by chadz, I believe with a perma ban. A perma ban that no other 22nd member received, because, no other 22nd were involved. The server was obviously taken down, as Vincenzo as a server administrator could not be trusted.

Obviously this post involved logic so expect some nonsensical post from Keshian "debunking" it soon! Clearly the 22nd server cover up is a conspiracy!

PS upkeep patch was awesome and olden days whining about feinting being "abusive" etc was epic luls :D
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Darkkarma on December 09, 2011, 02:13:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxF06rmfxAc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxF06rmfxAc)


sending the horse to ekos house
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Fartface on December 09, 2011, 02:41:01 pm
Taking my medications makes me feint worse ...:D
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Dan lol on December 09, 2011, 02:47:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxF06rmfxAc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxF06rmfxAc)


sending the horse to ekos house


I NEED THE SCRIPT MICROSOFT JEEVES DOES NOT DO THIS JUSTICE
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 09, 2011, 03:15:28 pm
Absolutely No, upkeep patch was the greatest patch ever, it ended the tincan/plated charger era, probably some players like "The_Finn"  didn't like it, because they could no longer massacre a whole team by themselves. 
If i remeber well, after the upkeep patch there was still a large number of black-armor/plated charger users, but thank god, most of them ran out of money quickly.

Did you play before the patch?Ive never seen anyone massacre a whole team(Well, it got really bad at the end with guys like Mtemtko and stuff, but still).With a few quick and easy tweaks those problems could have been solved without changing the game entirely.But instead they pooped.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Tanken on December 10, 2011, 07:34:56 pm
who did that second life thing, that was epic.

What about Second Life? I play that all the time
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Angantyr on December 10, 2011, 11:25:08 pm
Of course Angangtyr of the shiedlings says other 22nd were involved because they are permanently bitter
Really now, I don't think any of our current members ever think or talk about whatever happened back then, if they even remember.

I actually considered writing 'no offense against the 22nd intended of course' but thought to myself that we were way beyond that and that I wouldn't be misunderstood - guess I was wrong  :)

I've for at least a year and a half or so viewed this as a thing of the past best buried or laughed at and even back then I never had any finger in it but rather tried to mediate when Eiríkur, Winter, NaglFaar and you and Vincenzo played out your little e-drama, including giving out serious warnings to my clan mates and campaigning for maintaining good relations with other clans when I took over the Einherjar. Also, none of the abovementioned are now Shieldings or Einherjar and nor was I ever a Shielding. Do you perhaps confuse me for Eiríkur, Plazek ?

The only problem I ever had was the very patronizing and undiplomatic tone you used when dealing with me once   :P which I let slip very fast after that and of course Vincenzo's perma ban for 60+ people after 3 had trolled him.
On the contrary I know and like many of you old 22nds ( past and present ) from Beta times, and I've said this before, people like Coffee, Lezard, Madjack, Chuck Norris, Harlequin, Crazy Archer, Gabe etc, and I've never felt I had any outstanding grudges with any of you, not even Vince with whom I've never had any dealings whatsoever except for him banning us all. And this includes many of your new cRPG members.

It seems to me that you're the one still dwelling on these things, where I had hoped never to waste more time or energy on it again. Drama and grudges just isn't my cup of tea and if you say otherwise I guess I must have misremembered or been misinformed about how many members were involved in the little cRPG hax incident.

Let us never speak of this again except for in jest  :wink:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
Post by: Teeth on December 11, 2011, 12:04:12 am
Rage post? As I recall, his post was very calm and basically just "this is what happened, this is what happens now".
may i get a link to this post?
No idea what this actually is or how it worked, but seems to have a lot of the forum archived. Khorin used it succesfully to establish that clan Ninja is the oldest living clan.

http://web.archive.org/web/20100727183637/http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,125393.0.html

Does anyone care to attempt to find the thread about this, for latecomers as myself?
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Xant on December 11, 2011, 12:47:16 am
« on: July 26, 2010, 05:00:46 PM »
Archery is useless at the moment, been playing for 2-3 hours now, and its been cloudly all the time....cant even see the enemies before they are too close to me!

« on: July 26, 2010, 07:38:40 PM »
Seriously, you tried to make it look like a "balance issue" before with the "nerf archers and xbow" but now it's simply ridicolous, learn to play and accept that if you are a 2h user or a cav user, you trade the advantages of your choice with the disadvantages, stop whining "omg too many THROWING WEAPONS" because it's ridicolous! Throwing weapons are inaccurate, low range and you can carry really few of them! If you let them kill you well then you TOTALLY deserve it 
 Logged


AHAHAHAH things never fucking change. Thanks for linking this Teeth, it's gold.

Edit edit:

This is the thread you asked about Teeth: http://web.archive.org/web/20100606182001/http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,117511.0.html

chadz edited the OP after Vincenzo's explanation, though.

Also, an unloomed(?) greatsword back then...

Sword of War 3504 weight 3
difficulty 11
spd rtng 94
weapon length 130
swing damage 40 cut
thrust damage 31 pierce

Fun stuff  :lol:
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Thomek on December 11, 2011, 01:08:00 am
The great loom theft.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Leshma on December 11, 2011, 01:42:51 am
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chadz was a lot nicer back then, just as many other veterans. I guess this mod has negative effect on one's personality, it corrupts one's soul and make the bitter bastards out of people.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on December 11, 2011, 07:17:19 am
Thanks Leshma, I am too lazy to dig that up but I think it shows the truth :)

So you may also see Angantyr, and of course the past is the past.
Title: Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
Post by: Spleen on December 11, 2011, 02:42:47 pm
So what happened to that commandermode that was announced 1,5 years ago?  :D