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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 09:21:40 pm »
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crpg only? or strat as well?

Strat too.

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 09:28:46 pm »
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Strat too.

Name 10 non-dick moves in strat.
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG History?
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 09:32:52 pm »
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Name 10 non-dick moves in strat.

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 09:44:28 pm »
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 09:53:45 pm »
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That was pretty damn epic.

There is no community that comes close to EVE, those spy agencies alone make the game worth it, I really miss being part of that.

That reminds me, in comparison, cRPG is full of lunatics who take strategus so seriously and insult each other in a non-rp sense so easily... Nothing of Real Value is at stake here, unlike EVE... Strategus is literally just a free mod for a game, should make it enjoyable not this hellhole people are dragging it to be...
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2011, 09:59:13 pm »
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chadz making addictive Strategus to consume our lives
12 consecutive archer nerfs in 12 patches
8 month wait between strategus 1.0 and 2.0 to find all the exact same features in place
Abay 22 cd keys clan of 1 guy
22nd server fiasco
1 grey order leader having used 100+ cd keys of his clan on his computer
Taking a city with 4 guys by TKoV (with 1 helpful pirate from FCC), while no one from DRZ showed up on defense except 1 who chased after 1 guy outside the city
Any time a clan has used a "crusade" in strategus (jihads okay, but seriously crusades were basically a form of genocidal mania)
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Thulsa_Doom rejoining cRPG and Balton leaving cRPG

Sorry, reaching near the end, couldn't remember some events in enough detail to put up here
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2011, 10:13:38 pm »
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My list is 85% strat based

Kinngrimm's epic backstab
constant carebear alliance of most EU powers in strat
bgallemore in general
eutheran in strat
22nd server fiasco
8 month wait between 1.0 and 2.0
having no NA server for the first 2 weeks of 2.0
what loki did to TS
the mercs and their highly succesful slander campaign ;{
kinngrimm running around giving away intel on people all over and trying to pull sneaky shit all the time (separate from the epic backstab which deserves its own mention)

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2011, 10:24:24 pm »
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what loki did to TS

???

Is this about the teaparty that we invited them to?
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2011, 11:02:19 pm »
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chadz making addictive Strategus to consume our lives
12 consecutive archer nerfs in 12 patches
8 month wait between strategus 1.0 and 2.0 to find all the exact same features in place
Abay 22 cd keys clan of 1 guy
22nd server fiasco
1 grey order leader having used 100+ cd keys of his clan on his computer
Taking a city with 4 guys by TKoV (with 1 helpful pirate from FCC), while no one from DRZ showed up on defense except 1 who chased after 1 guy outside the city
Any time a clan has used a "crusade" in strategus (jihads okay, but seriously crusades were basically a form of genocidal mania)
Farmer_Nate
Thulsa_Doom rejoining cRPG and Balton leaving cRPG

Sorry, reaching near the end, couldn't remember some events in enough detail to put up here

My list is 85% strat based

Kinngrimm's epic backstab
constant carebear alliance of most EU powers in strat
bgallemore in general
eutheran in strat
22nd server fiasco
8 month wait between 1.0 and 2.0
having no NA server for the first 2 weeks of 2.0
what loki did to TS
the mercs and their highly succesful slander campaign ;{
kinngrimm running around giving away intel on people all over and trying to pull sneaky shit all the time (separate from the epic backstab which deserves its own mention)

If you guys could elaborate on some of these for those that dont know or werent around ill put them in the OP so everyone can know the history of douchbaggery in crpg and strat.

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2011, 11:06:47 pm »
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i dunno if i want to elaborate... might dig up some old wounds and bring old flame wars back to life... better to just leave it vague i think :D

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2011, 11:21:31 pm »
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Clicking on the "+" next to "Bow WPF" or "Power Draw" on the character screen. Especially when combined with points in riding skill.
Joker makes a very good point.
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2011, 11:34:18 pm »
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2011, 11:42:43 pm »
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If you guys could elaborate on some of these for those that dont know or werent around ill put them in the OP so everyone can know the history of douchbaggery in crpg and strat.

1. Well, see this guy named chadz decided that the cRPG mod could be improved by trying to incorporate soem of the elements of the single-player campaign... jk
2. Its a common gripe that archery is constantly nerfed, don't take this one seriously, still too many archers in cRPG.
3. Well, one of the big things chadz mentioned with taking Strategus off in January 2011 was that it would be abck up really soon (it wasn't) and then that he was developing it into something really cool with a bunch of new changes (he didn't) - all the changes came with new coding thatc ame after strat 2.0 came out based on glitches and bugs people found (whatw as he doing those 8 months youa sk? - etting frisky with one too many lady-equus africanus asinuss.)
4.  The leader of the Abays played all of strat 2.0 (actually glitched millions of gold early in the gamea nd had it taken away) and was constantly telling how large his clan was (he was working with ENG and some other clan at the time), turns out when chadz checked people's cd keys justa round the beginning of strat 3.0 that all those cd keys were owned by one guy and alternately used by him on his computer (more funny than a dick movie, he may have had multiple-personality disorder)
5.  Sometime around August 2010, the 22nd clan had their own server and they used a glitch to basically feed their clanmates amssive amounts of experience as one of their number (im blanking on the name right now, think it was some arthurian legend type of name like lancelot or something or other) actually hacked into the cRPG database using their control of the server (can't remember if these 2 events were linked or not, its beena  long time now and I didn't get the whole story even back then).
6. This came out with chadz checking cd keys and found out a leader in grey order had used 100+ of his clanmates cd keys from his computer to control their actions on Strategus (considering most normal people wouldn't give out their cd key in the first place (I know no one in my clan does), the cheating doesn't really just include the 1 guy, but all the people who gave out their cd keys) - the whole point was just how crazy it was this one guy controlled so many cd keys.
7.  TKoV (the Kingdom of Veluca) tried to raid a city for gold near the end of strat 2.0 with 11 troops against 20,000.  They only hired 4 guys and almost no one signed up on defender's side except a dozen Druzhina players because no one took it seriously.  None of them showed up on defense except 1 druzhina and only 4 people were hired and showed up on attackers' side (Adoptagoat, Matey, Tristran, and I sadly forgot the fourth tkov hero).  One guy led the drz guy to chase him out and around the city when everyone sapwned inside and the other 3 guys capped all the flags and then killed him.  Because all flags were capped and non defenders alive, TKoV took the entire city, the big dick move si that a bunch of EU clans tried to do the same thing except by cheating and having all their carebear allies sign up on other side and then not show up and so chadz shut down strat 2.0
8.  Self-explanatory
9.  funny rager
10.  (also known as Servin it up)annoying ego-maniac came back and funny troller left and came back and stopped trolling
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2011, 12:14:55 am »
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The total dick move i remember from Strat 2.0 was the SoA disaster,

Tetris their old leader for some strange reason decided to banish his faction but not disband it in the normal were out guys i cant be arsed fashion instead he didint even give them a chance to continue on thier own, he got all guys to give money and gold to a village, took all the money, troops and equipment out of that village, reduced everyones faction rank to 1 and then joined the OOTL, sacrificing all 3 villages, a total dick move, relatively clever but an asshat all the time.

The other 9, gimme time and ill write more

I can remember... when SoA disbanded i pretty much just stopped playing.

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2011, 12:31:10 am »
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My list is 85% strat based

Kinngrimm's epic backstab
constant carebear alliance of most EU powers in strat
bgallemore in general
eutheran in strat
22nd server fiasco
8 month wait between 1.0 and 2.0
having no NA server for the first 2 weeks of 2.0
what loki did to TS
the mercs and their highly succesful slander campaign ;{
kinngrimm running around giving away intel on people all over and trying to pull sneaky shit all the time (separate from the epic backstab which deserves its own mention)

Oh man your propaganda is growing incresingly despreate and repetitve, care to come up with something new?
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