500 words, Topic: "the inevitable rise of greed and grind in online games"
Take your time.
TL;DR
Did he apologise?
your punctuation, spelling and grammar is acceptable, however you completely missed the point.
F.
Try again.
Any game with a grind is a game for scrubs. You know it to be true.
Disclaimer: Frankly, I could care less for requirements, as my tested typing speed is over 200 words a minute.
People with skill can still beat the higher gens with less skill, they are not invincible.
Higher gens with high skill, well... thats another story. But i think the system overall is ok, maybe it would be a good idea that after the 10th generation you get 1 heirloom per 2 generations and the xp bonus is lowered to 5%
Good length, but lacks structure and meaning. The disorganized nature of your essay also makes it hard to read and understand, maybe you had some good points in there, but they wont reach the reader.
The introduction bit makes you come off as a fifth-grader, remove that and replace it with some proper text.
You only mentioned greed once(!) in the entire text, and the grind part of your subject is ignored throughout the text.
F
You should shoot for the world record, considering that
The fastest typing speed ever, 216 words per minute, was achieved by Stella Pajunas-Garnand from Chicago in 1946 in one minute on an IBM electric.
People with skill can still beat the higher gens with less skill, they are not invincible.
But i think the system overall is ok, maybe it would be a good idea that after the 10th generation you get 1 heirloom per 2 generations and the xp bonus is lowered to 5%
P.S. that gay-ass avatar doesn't give you any bonus points neither. "1"
Also, I laugh whole-heartily at all the wanna-be authoritative figures in the community. Learn to properly aspire to things, noobs.
As expected, the majority of the community ignores everything else and focuses on why I am so awesome. Thanks guys, I love you too <3
As expected, the majority of the community ignores everything else and focuses on why I am so awesome. Thanks guys, I love you too <3
As expected, the majority of the community ignores everything else and focuses on why I am so awesome. Thanks guys, I love you too <3
Obvious troll is obvious. Try getting on a new level.
Somebody get this clown out of here before -SOMEBODY- severe's his balls and feeds them to him.
Just Get out ------->
I don't want to see your douchy ass photoshoped picture of you.
So GTFO before I deepfry your 2 inch dick with some dough.
Umad
Umadder
Uinsecure
And d'awww, thanks, my picture isn't photoshopped :3
Also, ironic because you multi-boxed as well, but enjoy "fitting in" on the bandwagon, God knows you need some friends.
And d'awww, thanks, my picture isn't photoshopped :3Ur not Buff buddy, your just a skinny as hell.
The proper term is insecure, and the ones who tend to be insecure are the ones who feel the need to post shirtless pics of themselves on an online game showing off their pasty steroid induced abs to try and be the bigger man on a gaming forum. Just give up. You are done.
Ur not Buff buddy, your just a skinny as hell.
Well, you two seem to be contradicting yourselves, so it seems I have no need to make a legitimate reply to either.
But, on the other hand, I guess everyone deemed skinny (by Snickers at least) is able to deadlift 405lbs. Damn, the world's population must be so strong, I can't imagine what someone who is deemed as fat is able to deadlift.
And Snickers, if I am 'skinny as hell', but still stronger than you, doesn't that make you absolutely pathetic? Unless of course you are skinnier than hell :lol:
Dont worry Balton, they are jealous just because they deadlift air like its 405lbs 8-)
I find you funny and just because everyone seems to hate you, I'm saying it out loud.
Unban him plz, np.
he gets angry when he screws up
then he gets angry when people call him on it
then he gets banned
and then he spends 3 minutes thinking of the first few sentences of his essay of how to get unbanned
then he spends the next 15 minutes thinking of an essay to 'totally stick it to chadz'
then he gets mad when people call him on it
then he mentions his deadlifting
then he gets mad when people call him on it
then he mentions his deadlifting
then he gets mad when people call him on it
then he calls the other guy weak
then he gets mad when someone else calls him egocentric
then he mentions his deadlifting
then he gets mad when someone calls him egocentric
then he calls the other party mad using meme
then he logs off of the forums
then he logs on as a guest to secretly see what people are saying about him
Balton watch ~ summarizing dickheads since 1992
I give this essay the grade of "Team Jacob."
I give this essay the grade of "Team Jacob."
It's like Finished and Team Jacob got together to write the most awesome essay about crpg ever, and Keshian edited it
Balton if you keep saying that your popular and everyone wishes they were you with such conviction you might start to believe.
Im pretty sure being popular means your liked by the majority. Contray to the norm, in your case this case it seems to have caused your fans to vote against you being unbanned.
Maybe your fans are trolling you?
Oh I know this guy! He tried to kick me for.. well no one really knows why he tried. But then got kicked himself, that was a fun day.
Oh and a big Wasup to all my morning guys, you guys rule cRpg (between 05.00 and 06.00 Cet1)
It's like Finished and Team Jacob got together to write the most awesome essay about crpg ever, and Keshian edited it
Doesn't even touch the subject.
UG (Ungraded)
... Lil Wayne/Megan Fox/Justin Beiber...
Банан.+1
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Yes, with the popularity of my threads, it definitely is a good place to give shout-outs, how well-noticed of you.
Hey, he may have missed the topic but he made some damn good points and overall, i love this kid. ME and Balton; we have connected yo. All you haters gonna hate all you noobs gonna get mad but at the ens of the day, y'all fools be spoutin off like you know about him. Give it a rest and let the pros be pros yall
:lol:
also, unbanned with delay, because, as ptx said:
It was well written, I don't mind the passive-aggressiveness, but stick to the goddamn topic.
Hey, he may have missed the topic but he made some damn good points and overall, i love this kid. ME and Balton; we have connected yo. All you haters gonna hate all you noobs gonna get mad but at the ens of the day, y'all fools be spoutin off like you know about him. Give it a rest and let the pros be pros yall
trolololololol mike
I started to read Balton's post.
Then I did this instead(click to show/hide)
It was nice.
For someone who has English as a second language, this was pretty well written. Well done!
I started to read Balton's post.
Then I did this instead(click to show/hide)
It was nice.
For someone who has English as a second language, this was pretty well written. Well done!
Trolled, he doesnt have english as 2nd language
Make him gen 1 and move on.
I failed... a lot.
No, Viccy, I will not fuck your ass. Go beg someone else.
I started to read Balton's post.seems neither benevolent nor demonstrative of a willingness to adhere to the rules of grade school reading comprehension.
Then I did this instead(click to show/hide)
It was nice.
Trolled, he doesnt have english as 2nd language
I was being 100 percent sincere though! No sarcasm intended. :(
Man, he trolled you into thinking that he have english as second language :)
Btw i gave him 1 because he missed the theme...
Since when does Justin Bieber play CRPG..?
Anybody else think we should start a poll to force Balton to change his name to Balton the Malevolent?
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=malevolent
Something about
in response to
seems neither benevolent nor demonstrative of a willingness to adhere to the rules of grade school reading comprehension.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=benevolent
Man, he trolled you into thinking that he have english as second language :)
Btw i gave him 1 because he missed the theme...
How am I being trolled if i'm not angry/upset/ trying to tell him he's wrong? :(
Rise from your grave.
My opinion of this essay is that it is stupid. In the previous incantation of cRPG the difference between a new player and a no lifer veteran, was absolutely astronomical. A level 47 can absolutely own someone lower level than them far more often than not. A lot of people were considered very skilled players mainly because their levels were so high. The newest cRPG patch equalized the game quite a bit. The difference between a level 32 or even 33 with full heirlooms and a level 30 is not even close to the difference between a level 31 player and a level 45 player.
Also, the ladder system would be fun. But what we really need is strategus back! That is the place for people to go when they really want more out of this game than simple cRPG matches.
Clearly, a player with a lower ping has an advantage over a player with a higher ping. So, to conclude this point: Give heirlooms based on ping rather than time invested into the game. But in what manner could such a system possibly be implanted, you might ask. Well, you see, myself being a jack-of-all-trades, as well as a genius, I have already come up with the answer to your woes (now you may sleep soundly at night). The solution would be to apply heirloom bonuses on items at a tick which would occur once every x amount of seconds. X is a specified range of numbers, one of the numbers in this range will be chosen at random, and will define what the timer is for the next heirloom tick. The range of x could be anything, but the range 1-60 seems like a solid base to start with. Anyway, this bores me, I am sure you can figure out the rest without me holding your hand.
How come nobody has brought up the absolutely incomprehensible idea he put forth regarding something about linking ping to heirlooms?
I'd ask if he was high or something but we already know that by that point he must've been peaking. What the fuck does this even mean, dude? During a round your items would randomly gain bonuses or something? Based on ping? I guess for higher ping players the chances would be greater? How does that fix their inability to hit anybody in the first place due to lag? You are far from divinely inspired, man. At this point I'm convinced you suffer from a mild retardation.
In all seriousness, though, how hard is it to just write a few words on how you're sorry that you're a cheating douchebag, you realize you are a douchebag, and you will exhibit 100% less douchebaggery in the future? Look, I just wrote the essay for you.
chadz, server mods, please just permaban this kid's IP from the game and the forums and shut this shit down. If he's really sorry he'll move out of his parent's house just to play again. If not, no big loss. In fact, no loss at all.
I do agree with the above post.
You would like it if I was perma-banned, just so you could stop getting raped by me every-time we encounter each-other on the battlefield. S'all good brah, just keep sharpening your skills, maybe one day you will actually stand a chance against me.
Look just below the '[pTx]' to the right of his post. You see the two words written there, 'Global Moderator'? What those mean is that if he wanted you perma-banned, you'd be perma-banned already.
Only a child like you would ban people due to differences in personal opinions.
Could you give me an example of a ban which is not the result of a difference in opinions?
Take into account that one's motivations will be based entirely on a set of opinions which you yourself hold to be the case.
The only time i have seen you ingame was in the first fallen tournament, where your spamming ass was the first i put down in one qualifying round.
And, no, only chadz can hand out DB bans. This isn't about opinions, this is about attitude. You are detrimental to this community, i bet a lot of people would want to see you gone, the rest not really caring.
pretty sure i suggested perma banning him and being done with it earlier in this thread. as he is... he is of no value to the community except for the occasional laugh at his expense.
my advice to you balton... is stop posting on the forums. apply for a name change, and try to build up a new reputation under a new name. but since you are who you are, i fully expect you to keep doing what you're doing until you offend chadz enough that he removes you.
You girls are so cute xD
Welcome to my fan club, all of you.
Could we close this? He unfortunately was unbanned, don't feed the troll even more.
What inability to hit people? Earlier today (~12 hours or so) I was topping the scoreboards on EU1 when it was nearly fully populated (100+ players). My ping there is ~240. Clearly if I can top the scoreboards with a ping of 240, then hitting their opponents is not a problem for high-ping players (skill permitting).
And yes, you understood my idea correctly, except the point was that the low ping players wouldn't receive heirlooms at all.
And umad I wrote an excellent piece of literature in which I did not apologize, but still got my char restored? Rage harder, kiddo, you wish you were as smooth-tongued as my divine-self.
You would like it if I was perma-banned, just so you could stop getting raped by me every-time we encounter each-other on the battlefield. S'all good brah, just keep sharpening your skills, maybe one day you will actually stand a chance against me.