I am officially retiring next week...

[Turkhammer]

From being an alcoholic! As many of you know, I drink like a fucking madman, long binge drinking sessions that really do me no good. I have been looking at how much I have been spending, and just how much I fucking drink (anywhere from 2-3 handles a week. That is 1.75 liters each for you EU folk, of hard liquor), I am really putting myself into an early grave and that's no good, not to mention I act like a total moron when drunk. So yes, next week I am buying one last bottle of some nice scotch then calling it quits.

I bet most of you never thought this day would come

Yes, good for you and best of luck.  But on the other hand the statement that next week you're buying one last bottle, then calling it quits sounds an awful lot like so many smokers or drinkers that say "one more pack of smokes and I'll quit" or "I'll quit right after my next bottle"  It really doesn't sound like commitment.

[SixThumbs]

Good luck, I'm currently on day 1 of [real] attempt number 2 to quit smoking cigarettes.

[Grytviken]

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[Jambi]

From being an alcoholic! As many of you know, I drink like a fucking madman, long binge drinking sessions that really do me no good. I have been looking at how much I have been spending, and just how much I fucking drink (anywhere from 2-3 handles a week. That is 1.75 liters each for you EU folk, of hard liquor), I am really putting myself into an early grave and that's no good, not to mention I act like a total moron when drunk. So yes, next week I am buying one last bottle of some nice scotch then calling it quits.

I bet most of you never thought this day would come

Good luck Poop

[vipere]

just deploy shields and the drinking problem will be gone.

[Bjord]

At least you never pulled an ODINVALHALLA on everyone.

Although that is rock bottom, so...

[Asheram]

I wish you luck with that. I never really drank much hard liquor only beer, and the only time I successfully stopped drinking was when I was unemployed and couldn't justify buying booze with my unemployment check. But alas I found work again therefore found booze again =p. So basically wasn't doing it for the right reason. 

[Gmnotutoo]

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[karasu]

You see that last bottle you said you'd buy? Don't.

Own your life. It's your call.

[Vibe]

From being an alcoholic! As many of you know, I drink like a fucking madman, long binge drinking sessions that really do me no good. I have been looking at how much I have been spending, and just how much I fucking drink (anywhere from 2-3 handles a week. That is 1.75 liters each for you EU folk, of hard liquor), I am really putting myself into an early grave and that's no good, not to mention I act like a total moron when drunk. So yes, next week I am buying one last bottle of some nice scotch then calling it quits.

I bet most of you never thought this day would come

commendable but that's not how you start

[Yeldur]

You should start a campaign for other cRPG players, you can all go through detox together, metaphorically. Always way too many drunks on the servers. I'd estimate 90% of retarded trolls are merely idiot, asshole drunks.

i'm just naturally retarded, i don't need things such as alcohol to get me there.

[Kadeth]

I guess I'll start mine now.

i'm still waiting randog

[Oberyn]

i'm just naturally retarded, i don't need things such as alcohol to get me there.

The 10% of absolutely iredeemable trolls.

[Turkhammer]

The 10% of absolutely iredeemable trolls.

That comment made me smile.  That is sufficient to mitigate any trollish overtones.

[Asheram]

i'm just naturally retarded, i don't need things such as alcohol to get me there.

maybe alcohol will have the opposite effect on you and make you less naturally retarded, you should try a coupla binges and see.