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Dwarf Fortress
« on: July 26, 2011, 04:27:44 am »
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Dwarf Fortress is an ASCII based game where you lead a group of criminally insane, alcohol dependant, and eventually, doomed, dwarves to create a mighty city in the name of the mountain homes. At first glance this game looks extremely unappealing and difficult to learn due to the fact that you can easily mistake hippos for light gray H's, or if you didnt know that !!ITEM!! was on fire because
!!ITEM!! doesnt really say 'this shit is on fire'

initially all that kept me going on it was the desire to learn why a horde of g's were causing my dwarfs to lose their limbs
but the second a mountain titan beat the shit out of one of my miners WITH HIS OWN PANTS i was in love with the game

The thing that is so unique about this game is that the maker of it (Toady) puts new things into the game and lets the engine decide how it interacts with the world

A list of things that the game engine implemented that Toady did not intend

when CARP were first put into the game they were intended to be a food source but since they had the CARNIVORE tag and were also larger than dwarfs they instantly became the number one cause of death for fisherdwarves in certain biomes.

Throwing is a skill in adventure mode. Toady originally intended for the throwing of logical items like sharpened rocks and spears but left it available to throw pretty much any item. One can throw, vomit, cloths, toys, dead baby's, elfs, demembered body parts (including your own) and small woodland creature (It was discovered that the best way to kill a bronze colossi was to throw a fluffy wambler, a small furry man about the size of a kitten, at the colossi) This was due to a biazzare item property.

Same with attacking with items, anything goes

Your dwarves occasionally can create artifacts which can be made out of ALMOST ANY substance (regular production can only use a few) this includes swords made out of turtle shell, a flood gate composed of only two bones, or possibly a chest plate made from aluminum.


if you are curious get the vanilla, its free
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

THE GAME IS 300% EASIER TO LEARN WITH A GRAPHIC'S PACK
if you download this you get the vanilla + the graphic's pack
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57557.0

get dwarf therapist to make micromanagement of dwarf's possible
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39229.0

dont give up like i almost did or you will miss out
and remember

losing is fun
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 08:21:54 am »
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Have it, love it made my eyes bleed.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 02:27:04 pm »
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I heard a story of a dwarf killing a goblin by bitting its head off and then dying in battle by a flea....

This game is like, the wierdest thing xD

EDIT: to all you nubies starting this game get this, might help you

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=59026
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 02:32:39 pm by H4rdn3ssKill3r »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 03:13:30 pm »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 09:16:49 pm »
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The easter tsardom (TS)  has a succession game going on right now, if you would like to join in the fun PM me.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 08:31:06 am »
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The easter tsardom (TS)  has a succession game going on right now, if you would like to join in the fun PM me.
Anyone doing a AAR on it?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 08:45:24 am »
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Bump for this legendary game!

Having problems with Dwarf Therapist, crashes every time I "load dwarfs". Anyone had a similar problem?

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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 09:27:03 am »
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I'll just leave this here:
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 09:31:13 am »
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I'll just leave this here:
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Congratulations Paul, your dwarfs know Inception :D . Also, put that into a weapon trap. It would fuck up anyone. Also, the description kind of reminds me of a Red Tassel Spear in cRPG.
FALLEN WILL WIN EVEN IF YOU HAVE FLYING CARPETS AND FIRESTAVES!

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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 10:23:18 am »
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Lol @ that weapon value, it will attract massive armies of enemies to rape the dwarves.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 10:39:50 am »
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Lol @ that weapon value, it will attract massive armies of enemies to rape the dwarves.

On the other hand, that weapon will rape any enemy :D . If I had to guess, I'd say a spear like that would do about 10-16 times the damage compared to a normal quality iron spear. :P
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 07:58:50 pm »
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Hahaha.
Bricked one dwarf inside in his own bedroom, poor one died and corpse stayed there for about 2 years till I found it :D
Damnit, his ghost right now :(
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2011, 05:18:41 am »
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just got beat to death by my own pants.. for the fourth time..
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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 10:24:51 pm »
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Man i just finished a fortress with 150+ dwarves and the FPS lag was bad. Even worse was that i just survived a massive goblin attack that killed off 40 dwarves and 1/3 of my military, and 2 migrant waves later im back at 150 dwarves. I accidentally flooded my planned underground farm when i dug into a pond/river that had more water than i thought and drowned all my miners. 

Does anyone know how to pasture animals indoors? those dumb fucking dwarves keep running outside during a seige to fetch their pets and are subsequently killed in gory gangbangs :(.

also, anyone want to do a sucession fortress with me?

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Re: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 11:59:04 pm »
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I think I've got epileptic because of you...

so...

i'll come back in a week when i'll understand (a bit) the game.
So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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