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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #690 on: February 22, 2011, 02:31:15 pm »
people can't go from ying to yang?!?!


true story about my wife and birth of the first child:
my wife is one of those "healthy-living-and-eating", "natural-ways", homeopathic, slightly hippie person. and before delivering she said: "no epidural analgesia". with all things she said about how bad can it be for her, child and so on, i could only say: OK.
are you gonna be in there for me? sure, no problem :)

during delivery:
wife: -GRRRRBRrrrrr dfghddsd!!!
me: -yes, dear?
wife [fucking growling]: -I WANT EPIDURAL!
-we talked about it and you said that we don't want epi...
-i WANT epidural!
-ok, ok... you want epidural
-puff pant puff pant
- [in cheerful voice] yeah! that's the way... you can make it. you can make it!
- [growling like a beast from some ultramegagigascary nightmare from the deepest and darkest end of hell] I! CAN! NOT! MAKE! IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP URRRRrrghblblbbl [throwing up]!!!!

luckily the baby started to come out so i lived through it to tell it  8-)
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #691 on: February 22, 2011, 02:54:03 pm »
Fascinating story, have you taken a video? :D

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #692 on: February 22, 2011, 03:39:39 pm »
a bear runs toward you...
you:
a) take out your camera and record it! it's gonna be awesome! a real very angry bear running into camera! cool scene!
b) take out your pocket knife (not that american style pocket knives "well i have very deep pocket for my bowie") and pray to live it through to tell

however, i have pictures after that
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #693 on: February 22, 2011, 04:22:24 pm »
Balton, i don't like you a lot.
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In this community,if you cheat,which is the ultimate crime to do in a game,you can buy a second cd key and everything is fine,but if you troll you get a permaban and be in danger for a second one,fair isn`t it?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #694 on: February 22, 2011, 08:39:17 pm »
Balton, i don't like you a lot.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #695 on: February 22, 2011, 09:16:09 pm »
  I have a wonderful kiddo, and as a shallow bonus women love single dads. 

Totally false, women do not love single dads, most single women just like kids and want one of their own. So when that woman approaches you in the grocery store she's just admiring your child not you. Women want to have their own children not someone's "leftovers" from their failed marrige before that. I don't mean to refer to your child as "leftovers" in an insultive way, just trying to give you some insight as to women actually want.

I have a few friends who are single dads and if you talk to any of them and the girls they are dating/dated they will all state that one of the biggest turnoffs for their girlfriends is the fact that they have kid(s) already. That's a big reason as to why single parents stay single for so long or end up lowering their standards by a lot inorder to find someone accepting of their child.

Sorry but that's the cold, hard truth of it all.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #696 on: February 22, 2011, 09:25:42 pm »
So when that woman approaches you in the grocery store

I'd somewhat attempt to take you seriously but this part killed it for me.  Methinks you're trollin for flings in the wrong environment.   :rolleyes:

Anyways, my experiences have been completely different.  Most of the women I hook up with say that single dads with custody are huge turn ons because they're obviously responsible, good mate material, stable, willing and capable of taking care of their family along with giving a sense of security.  Single dads without custody however are seen as deadbeats.  Which is a shitty double standard as everything in the system is designed to fuck guys over in custody battles and requires overwhelming effort and near-saint-hood in order to win vs even the most terrible of mothers.

As for knowing what women want you have no more clue than anyone else.  Easiest answer is a 14 inch cock that tastes like chocolate and cums diamonds.
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And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #697 on: February 22, 2011, 10:00:42 pm »
I wonder if Balton is a douche in real life or just on these forums. Surely if he were such a prick he would have no RL friends. Therefore, if he does have RL friends then this  whole persona on the forums is just a big act.

Hmm which one is it I wonder?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #698 on: February 22, 2011, 10:03:18 pm »
I wonder if Balton is a douche in real life or just on these forums. Surely if he were such a prick he would have no RL friends. Therefore, if he does have RL friends then this  whole persona on the forums is just a big act.

Hmm which one is it I wonder?

Well the general rule of thumb is that everyone is trolling, as that's what the internet and forums specifically are for.
And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #699 on: February 22, 2011, 10:07:44 pm »
Well the general rule of thumb is that everyone is trolling, as that's what the internet and forums specifically are for.

I thought the internet was primarily for porn?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #700 on: February 22, 2011, 11:30:31 pm »

As for knowing what women want you have no more clue than anyone else.  Easiest answer is a 14 inch cock that tastes like chocolate and cums diamonds.

Fuck yeah

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #701 on: February 23, 2011, 01:57:26 am »
I like that my cute attempt at philosophy was entirely valid.
Never again.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #702 on: February 23, 2011, 04:34:38 am »
I like that my cute attempt at philosophy was entirely valid.

Indeed.  Essentially you posted a simplified explaination of zen philosophy.  Zen means waking up to the present moment. That is, perceiving this moment exactly as it is, rather than through the filter of our ideas, opinions, etc.  One way to practice this is to ask yourself a question, such as "What am I?" If you ask such a question strongly and sincerely, what appears is "Don't Know." This don't-know is before thinking. If you keep it moment to moment, then everything is clear. Then, each moment, whatever you're doing, just do it. When you're sitting, just sit; when you're eating, just eat; and so on. Bruce lee has a semi-famous quote which is highly similar to this.  According to Zen, existence is found in the silence of the mind (no-mind), beyond the chatter of our internal dialog. Existence, from the Zen perspective is something that is only happening spontaneously, and it is not just our thoughts. All of life that we perceive is constantly in a state of change. Every atom in the universe is somewhere different every millionth of a second.

What then is existence? Zen says that it is instantaneous. Since the earth is constantly moving, and our thoughts and our bodies are constantly in a process of fluctuation, then what we really are, can only be experienced in each moment.

Think of a view. Is it what it was a second ago, or what it is now? In fact the moment we say the word “view",  the view has already changed into something new.

In fact, anything that we can explain, according to this viewpoint, must be past-tense. Even if it’s about our most immediate feelings and thoughts, it is not the same experience the second after it passes through our minds. Researchers estimate that our minds perceive 12,000 separate impressions every second. This is in terms of everything that we see, hear, smell, taste, and feel.

So, what is our reality really? Isn’t it always a very limited view of what we are even actually experiencing around us? And that which we are aware of, is only our own minute impression of the world itself. Are any of our views then actually true in the absolute sense of the word, or are they all just our subjective impressions, based on an individual experience of what we are perceiving?

For example, a person may think that the Sun moves through their sky, and that the earth is stationary. Is this actually true? It may seem true for a person at the moment they make the observation, but how true is it from an absolute perspective of the universe? Can we even know what is the absolute perspective? In this example, from another perspective the earth appears to travel around the Sun.

Obviously, with this in mind, there are an infinite number of viewpoints possible at each moment, from an infinite number of perspectives; therefore there are an infinite number of existences, and in any absolute sense, existence itself is inexpressible. Can we actually experience existence then? Perhaps from the Zen perspective the question is, "Why do we not experience it?"

Zen says that if we entertain no personal version of what we think existence is, in other words, if we hold no subjective interpretation of what existence is, at the moment we are free of any notion at all, we will experience existence instantaneously, spontaneously.  Zen says that we don’t really experience existence, because we are too busy experiencing our own subjective, version of existence.

How then can we experience existence itself? If we don’t create existence, then existence simply IS. The problem is, that we are usually trying to create our own model of the world. Whatever existence we create, it will be an extremely limited view, and that isn’t existence itself but rather our subjective interpretation of existence.

At least I assume that this is what your previous post was referring to.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #703 on: February 23, 2011, 06:14:24 am »
Gorath you dark horse you!
I defended the village and all I got was this stupid title.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #704 on: February 23, 2011, 07:47:33 am »
they're obviously responsible, good mate material, stable, willing and capable of taking care of their family along with giving a sense of security.
are you stable?
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