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Fuck Pants
« on: June 06, 2011, 12:27:26 am »
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The one thing really holding this mod back is pants. When you choose no armor of any sort, you expect to be NEKKED, but what happens?

You wear pants. God damned pants. Ugly, purple-brown pants. It's outrageous.

I propose that pants be removed, and replaced by something like a loin cloth. The presence of pants ruins my romanticised hoplite build, and my african-thrower/spearman idea. Also messes with my insane bezerker idea, for a bezerker is far less bezerk if he or she is wearing pants in additioni to the normal furs of cRPG.

What say you? It should be an easy fix, no?
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 12:40:19 am »
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remove all pants, clothes etc! we want to see the dongs lurking around!  :oops:
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 03:56:46 am »
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2011, 04:02:04 am »
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Well, on most servers we aren't allowed to play naked.. But it would be cool though if we could choose your own underwear   :rolleyes: :mrgreen:

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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2011, 04:28:21 am »
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I'd like to see some Celtic body paint that confers no body armor but increases your stats

E.G.
Warpaint:  +3 STR, +15 WPP, 5k
Tribal Tattoo:  +3 STR & AGI, +25 WPP, 12.5k
Blessing of the Shaman:  +6 STR, +3 AGI, +25 WPP, 20k

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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2011, 05:01:10 am »
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Another solution would be introducing various cod pieces that would serve as body armor so that poor naked peasants, if they don't want to show more, still get to have their ugly brown pants.  We could have African cod pieces with a giant horn exaggerating one's manhood, frilly but conservatively-sized Renaissance cod pieces for the man who just wants to show some thigh, and Barbarian Briefs for the 2H Conan types.  No full frontal nudity, plenty of skin, no humiliation for the legitimately poor peasant, and everyone's happy.

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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 05:13:30 am »
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Were those pajamas with the butt-flap invented in the middle ages?  That would be pretty sweet.
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 07:05:02 pm »
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I dislike pants. Please remove them, Developer Gods.
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 07:11:17 pm »
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I actually have to agree... Why isn't there "leggings" instead of just boots!?

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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 08:16:13 pm »
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An option to choose what underwear your character wears on the website would be interesting. I'm seeing bumflap undertrousers, manthongs, loincloths etc. and maybe females could have the good old leather bra and panties combo in a variety of colours?
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 08:17:39 pm »
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And what about the children? Does anyone ever think about the children?

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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 08:30:13 pm »
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remove all pants, clothes etc! we want to see the dongs lurking around!  :oops:

Yes, and they would add to pierce dmg
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2011, 08:37:13 pm »
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And what about the children? Does anyone ever think about the children?

a lot of those who agree with this are children
not like they gonna have traumas for seeing it, it is third milenium now
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2011, 04:12:39 am »
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And what about the children? Does anyone ever think about the children?

The children can go fuck themselves.
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Re: Fuck Pants
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2011, 04:42:08 am »
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And what about the children? Does anyone ever think about the children?
The game is rated T, for Not Children
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