Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau

[SirCymro_Crusader]

This was an entertaining read cheers guys

[Umbra]

We can have Phil's dick museum with all the exhibits from the chat

[the real god emperor]

Are we done?

Lol wtf, I just farted and an undigested jelly bean just shot out of my arse at like 100mph from some cake I ate yesterday, luckily no shit or anything tho.

[Gurgumul]

is that what they call "Turkish delight"?

[Asheram]

[Gnjus]

Btw guys if gnjus wants to reform bandits ill join him.

Reform bandits in what game ? And with whom ? 

I swear when Umbra joined this chat everyones iq went down by 50%

I can confirm that. Its the same in Bandits whatsapp group. There ain't much of it left.

[zottlmarsch]

Reform bandits in what game ? And with whom ? 

The new game being created by Donkey Crew in China, I hear they have some really interesting cool original ideas, it's gonna be a Medieval Open World Multiplayer game with a massive map.

[Umbra]

But will it have more than 3 gauntlet models?

[Torben]

now that Torben liked that last one I remeber that he asked to join, is that still valid Torben?

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hell ye

[zottlmarsch]

hell ye

Cool, Drop a pm with your digits to me, Cassi or Molly and we'll add you in.

Let's hope you last longer than gnjus. 

[polkafranzi]

Rather fuck Jen than get anally raped by 15 Afghans like you and your countrymen do

[Umbra]

I didn't ask for any of this

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[Casul]

👳🏾
Hello me cum in peace

👦🏼👮🏻👱🏻👦🏼👱🏻
yes hello welcome pls behave ty

👳🏾
k m8

👮🏻👱🏻👦🏼👴🏻
here u have free money for cuming to our country
💶💶💶

👳🏾
I have family m8 pls I need more euro  ;_;

👱🏻👦🏼👴🏻👮🏻👦🏼
yes sry here refugees welcome pls take
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

👳🏾
thanks m8 mohammmed achala muma nig dudo muha allah is great tbh

🕌<-🚶🏾

👳🏾 here all my hard earned money 💶 now gib

👨🏽 thanks m8
here 🔫

👳🏾
ANALU FUCKBAR LMAO
😱🔫⛪💣😵🔫🏡💣😭🔫

the end

[Casul]

Or this epic post in Krems whatsapp group history:

Phil:

💩
Hello me make okam


👱🏻👮👨🏻👨🏼👦🏼👦🏻
Yes hello welcome pls make gud game ty

💩
k m8

👨🏼👦🏻👱🏻👮
here we give money for make gud game
💶💶💶💶💶💶

💩
pay kickstarter too m8 pls i need more euro ;_;

👦🏻👮👨🏼👱🏻👨🏻
yes sry here devs welcome pls take
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

💩
thanks m8 early access steam shit ** nice hairstyle cass lol belfast is great tbh

🍀  <-🚶🏾

👨🏻 here all my hard earned money 💶 now make game

💩thanks m8
here 💿

👨🏻
SCAMMED AGAIN AYY LMAO
😱💿💩😭📉💥🔫
the end



Molly: 


Fin left.

[zottlmarsch]

you deserved your victory, if one sees it as such.