Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau

[Umbra]

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Or this epic post in Krems whatsapp group history:

Phil:

💩
Hello me make okam


👱🏻👮👨🏻👨🏼👦🏼👦🏻
Yes hello welcome pls make gud game ty

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k m8

👨🏼👦🏻👱🏻👮
here we give money for make gud game
💶💶💶💶💶💶

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pay kickstarter too m8 pls i need more euro ;_;

👦🏻👮👨🏼👱🏻👨🏻
yes sry here devs welcome pls take
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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thanks m8 early access steam shit ** nice hairstyle cass lol belfast is great tbh

🍀  <-🚶🏾

👨🏻 here all my hard earned money 💶 now make game

💩thanks m8
here 💿

👨🏻
SCAMMED AGAIN AYY LMAO
😱💿💩😭📉💥🔫
the end



Molly: 


Fin left.

That was my edit you fucking bundle of sticks I love you. Only good thing Phil ever did was show us his dick.

Ugh

Umbra left

[the real god emperor]

guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.
Just remove controls from main menu and add an epic button which shows a shitty "in progress" map.
Further we should add a feature that you have a 50% chance to crash or blackscreen when you try to start a game.

[njames89]

guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.
Just remove controls from main menu and add an epic button which shows a shitty "in progress" map.
Further we should add a feature that you have a 50% chance to crash or blackscreen when you try to start a game.

I'll get to work on some leather gauntlets. ETA 2-6 years

[Asheram]

You should also make a new forum and not send out emails to those who purchased your game.

[Kadeth]

guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.

Make sure you program in a big "Delete Forum" button, just in case it gets too much negative feedback.

[Gnjus]

guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.

How bout we make the "Kings & Men" clan in Bannerlord ? A few would be kings and the rest would be just.....men ? Or the other way around ?

[Umbra]

The deve ran

[zottlmarsch]

Haven't heard from Felipe since he was debating finishing that crate, hope his bosses didn't come in this morning to him slumped over his keyboard passed out with 10 big black cocks inside him

[Casul]

guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.
Just remove controls from main menu and add an epic button which shows a shitty "in progress" map.
Further we should add a feature that you have a 50% chance to crash or blackscreen when you try to start a game.

yea and remove the feature to ride with friends to be as close to the original as possible.

[Blackbow]

dont forget to make a bug function where one team randomly fall down below the map and leave it during 6 month 

[zottlmarsch]

dont forget to make a bug function where one team randomly fall down below the map and leave it during 6 month 

I believe the official name for that is called "donkey holidays" as a additional bonus on the last day of the holiday all the team members get fired

[Yeldur]

why is there an autistic krems groupchat and why am i not a part of it

[zottlmarsch]

Any my old friend can join, providing they are over 18 (cuz the dick pics)

Just pm me a phone number and let the brain damage commence.

[Kadeth]

i would like to join you`re clan

[zottlmarsch]

That fucking guy is uploading Volksmusik videos on youtube and still gets pussy thrown at him