[AUSTRALIA] Kadeth

[Asheram]

rip kadeth https://www.yahoo.com/news/kangaroo-dies-visitors-chinese-zoo-225537676.html

[Sandersson Jankins]

...what? I'm guessing they've got some genetic deformity that gives them a weak sternum or something?

Anyways, story time: An old friend of my dad's worked as a mailman (worked in a city where he walked door to door, didn't drive from mailbox to mailbox), and rather stereotypically, two dogs attacked him one day (this was back before leash laws existed). Now, this dude was absolutely ripped and when the first dog jumped at him he grabbed it by the jaws and king konged the mofuckah.

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After the first one dropped dead, the second dog ran away. The end.

im gonna be honest i forget where i read it, but it sure seemed to make sense to me with my very limited anatomical knowledge. its just that their sternum ain't set up to take that lateral force. of course, if you're in a position where your best option is to grab both the dog's forelegs you are probably on your back getting your throat torn the fuck out

[Nickleback]

kadeth is deddd

[Kadeth]

rando showed me this beauty a while ago, sums up everything you need to know about this beautiful country

[Jona]

rando showed me this beauty a while ago, sums up everything you need to know about this beautiful country

Please tell me that you're capable of such a display of aussie culture.

[Kadeth]

More than capable. Grew up in a rural town where almost everyone spoke like the guys in that video. Not sure if I sound that retardedly bogan, but hopefully I do lmao. Usually when I'm on discord voice chat or whatever people assume I'm just some british lad

[Asheram]

Damn even your scary spiders are not safe.

[Nickleback]

omg some aussies came turkey for galipoli lament,cry week,they are damn hot,make me a aussie gf kadeth

[Kadeth]

omg some aussies came turkey for galipoli lament,cry week,they are damn hot,make me a aussie gf kadeth

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[Nickleback]

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is this yes ?

[Kadeth]

is this yes ?

you are worst turk. you kill my great grand father at gallipoli you are the turk smell. return to league of legends. to our kiwi cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,yuhmaz we will never forgeve you.

[Nickleback]

you are worst turk. you kill my great grand father at gallipoli you are the turk smell. return to league of legends. to our kiwi cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,yuhmaz we will never forgeve you.

omg your ancestors have decimated my kind in the past but i don't make care lel,our predecessors were bros even when fighting ,they throwed sigarettes and conserves of food to each other,both sides didn't wanted to fight,and secondly it was brits fight actually,they used new zealand and aussies for their own wicked purpose.

[Asheram]

kadeth how was that spider still alive with that large parastic worm inside it?

[njames89]

kadeth how was that spider still alive with that large parastic worm inside it?

You'd be amazed at what size of parasites can exist inside other living things. Visited a parasitology lab at Guelph University in Ontario.

Fucking disgusting some of the things they have removed from horses/dogs.

[Kadeth]

omg your ancestors have decimated my kind in the past but i don't make care lel,our predecessors were bros even when fighting ,they throwed sigarettes and conserves of food to each other,both sides didn't wanted to fight,and secondly it was brits fight actually,they used new zealand and aussies for their own wicked purpose.

FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. crocodile dundee aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with knife magic now we the anzac rule