Me lazy, send help

[Gravoth_iii]

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Ok Gravoth,

You've asked for this. A playthrough so awesome I had hoped to do it myself someday, but instead will pass the flame to you.

You like MMO's, you like grinding, you like story, you like challenge runs.

I challenge you to beat the entire story (including all DLCs) for Star Wars The Old Republic on a new character starting at lvl 1, without using any weapons in combat. Little-known-fact hidden in the 'abilities' menu of this game is that there is an unarmed attack, and additional unlockable unarmed attacks.

My proof-of-concept test has revealed that such a technique is viable, challenging, and hilarious-looking to any passers-by.

Bonus points will be awarded if you can complete this on a fat male character, ideally with a Mexican-wrestler aesthetic (sacrificing a chest-armour slot and associated stat increases for RP). Optional objective is also to collect all the 'holocron' collectibles for minor stat increases and lore, there are many in the game and some of them are notoriously a bitch to get to from a platforming perspective - this game is the epitome of something with clunky movement controls not designed for platforming, makes getting the tricky ones very rewarding).

Do all this and I will share the location of my greatest treasure with you. (many sections of the game are stream-friendly, can listen to stream as you play).

Jesus, i wonder how long that would actually take. The only issue i have with SWTOR is that theres so much dialogue. Kind of reminds me of the guy who leveld to max in WoW MoP by only picking herbs on the pandaren island, basically becoming the first neutral max level player.

[Gnjus]

Currently waiting for a private WoW server to launch, it's going to do all the content progression in vanilla (I only played retail WoW for a short time, and it was right when they were just releasing the first expansion). When the server finally goes online sometime this year, who knows. I might not be excited by then.

Is it the C++ one ? If so - I'm certain Gravy the Troll will join you plus I've seen that Joseph Porta guy hanging around there....you might actually have enough men for a full dungeon party, provided you all get to live long enough for it to finally launch. 

[Bittersteel]

If you got some spare time I have one of the first porn vids I ever watched, it was just a short scene, help me find the original video. That should take up some time.

please link lmao

feel free to add me btw if you get around to playing rocket league again

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059582687

[Gravoth_iii]

feel free to add me btw if you get around to playing rocket league again

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059582687

What rank u at, bitch?

[Xant]

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[Gravoth_iii]

Going to try to push myself and get those sweet rocket league ranks, and practice more at dark souls speedrunning. I think avoiding the twitch swamp before getting too lazy around midday will help. The Switch is a dud for now, Zelda looks so good but its like 500€ with zelda and mario kart, and those are the only good titles for what looks like a full year.

[Gravoth_iii]

Cant you play the new Zelda on a Wii U?

If you dont have one i bet it's going cheaper than that

I was about to emulate the wiiU and try it that way, but apparently it doesnt get past the loading screen. Otherwise id rather just get a switch for future potential rather than picking up the scrapped WiiU, even if it is cheap.

[Bittersteel]

What rank u at, bitch?

i'm a stable level 38 nigga

[Leshma]

You can't play new Zelda on CEMU (yet), but you can play Mario Kart 8 (without latest DLC).

[Gnjus]

Here Gravy:

https://wow-hellground.com/

Because you seem like someone with lots of time on your hands. 

[Gravoth_iii]

Here Gravy:

https://wow-hellground.com/

Because you seem like someone with lots of time on your hands. 

Still playing on Elysium tho, so i already got my wow vanilla covered.

[Gravoth_iii]

Got back into playing a bit more now, practicing speedrunning dark souls a bit and playing quite a bit of rocket league. Maybe making this thread helped :O

Also almost beat Battle of Olympus on the NES, shit is tough.

[Ikarus]

you could try creating maps for Warband

and then continue making maps in Bannerlord

then become god

[Algarn]

Somehow, that's exactly how I feel. I've been let down by so many things, so many times recently I can't get motivated to do anything. I'm studying (or am I ?) for some useless english degree, and even when I did everything not to get past the exams, I still got the passing grade. Furthermore, every night, I go to sleep with the thought that there's a clock ticking, and that's like the icing on the cake : extreme avoidance/laziness, yet the fear to die without having done anything. cRPG's death truly left a void I never managed to fill, be it with some useless uni work, some games getting worse over the year, or by trying to make friends from a dull/bland group of irl people. Nothing will come ever as close as what I lived during years with the merc clan.

Oh well, I'll just go play Path of Exile's new league until the end of the uni year, wait for updates on m&b 2, and the cycle will start all over again.

[XyNox]

cRPG's death truly left a void I never managed to fill

I feel the same. I am quietly hoping that life is feudal MMO could maybe become somewhat of a substitute to that crpg void. And although most of my verbal exchanges with other crpg people usually revolve around flaming and trashtalk, I am actually kinda hoping to have some old chaps reunited there if the game turns out to be good.