Author Topic: The Truth About Coy_Anwyl, Smoothrich and star-crossed Admin Lovers.. Revealed..  (Read 6917 times)

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I can not believe I am saying this: I am sorry. I can now say with certainty that 'opening' your third eye and getting involved with occult practices, witchcraft, and even meditation for heightened spiritual 'power', will open you up to demonic influence. The crap that I got sucked into, and helped to spread, is out there to distract and move us away from the one and only God; and God's son, Jesus Christ. This is not a game. You are not here to become a God or a Goddess and 'ascend' to higher dimensions, or learn how to fly out of your body and move objects with your mind. We are in the devil's playground. Go with God.


Sounds like her and Smoothrich should have married and made a great load of autistical children.

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Either performance art level trolling (meaning overforced and bad) or schizophrenia, not sure which.
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So who's the schizophrenic?

You must not have seen any other Smoothrich videos

Tom Cruise is probably one of the little Chaos bitches that Coy literally could make cry by her posting and in game trolling acting all innocent and naive but actually being a sinister diabolical psychotic Russian troll that was trying to break up CHAOS just to test her powers, which was successful after a while.

Seriously, while I was secretly internet dating this psycho bitch I was in the CHAOS teamspeak in my duties as a Respected Admin to admonish CHAOS people for making entire clans (Sandy Vaginas) based on trolling this untrollable monstrous demon lady that forced me to cyber her all the time. and heard Marcus and someone else, one of his friends, literally sobbing going "But.. Coy... why... *sniff*.. why.." and I had to explain to them that it was because they were sexist pigs that was just mad that this dumb anime avatar autistic orphan girl was a better arbalester, duelist, and poster than any of them, just to make them cry more.

It was absolutely hilarious.

Never been in CHOPAS in my life and hardly talked to anyone in it. Needless to say I didn't have a problem with anyone in it.
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Either performance art level trolling (meaning overforced and bad) or schizophrenia, not sure which.
Well, he's mentally ill either way. He may think he's "trolling", but spending this much time and effort on it makes him just as fucked up as he's pretending to be.
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He might be onto something. I've been couple of times on NA trolling and chatting shit, while Anwyl Coy or whatever the nick is, was on the server. As usual, tried to troll so called female gamer, "she" was a bit defensive at first but if I recall right "she" actually wrote some crazy shit in chat. And yeah Smoothrich is right, it was typical case of 'I'm girl gamer give me all the best items and attention' kind of thing. So he could be right about this whole thing but you never know with Smoothrich. I blame Polish genes for his shortcomings.

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He might be onto something. I've been couple of times on NA trolling and chatting shit, while Anwyl Coy or whatever the nick is, was on the server. As usual, tried to troll so called female gamer, "she" was a bit defensive at first but if I recall right "she" actually wrote some crazy shit in chat. And yeah Smoothrich is right, it was typical case of 'I'm girl gamer give me all the best items and attention' kind of thing. So he could be right about this whole thing but you never know with Smoothrich. I blame Polish genes for his shortcomings.
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"she" was a bit defensive at first but if I recall right "she" actually wrote some crazy shit in chat.

Unlike the "he"'s ?  :P

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Wait, so supposedly the "dairy is scary" chick was a cRPG player and she and Smoothrich had weird cybersex of which Smoothrich saved the logs for two years to now post them on YouTube?

I guess both of them seem to be such unique little flowers that it could be true.
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Wait, so supposedly the "dairy is scary" chick was a cRPG player and she and Smoothrich had weird cybersex of which Smoothrich saved the logs for two years to now post them on YouTube?

I guess both of them seem to be such unique little flowers that it could be true.
cRPG the type of game that consists mostly of unique little flowers

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Wait, so supposedly the "dairy is scary" chick was a cRPG player and she and Smoothrich had weird cybersex of which Smoothrich saved the logs for two years to now post them on YouTube?

I guess both of them seem to be such unique little flowers that it could be true.

We actually internet dated for about 3 years, but she used a fake identity the entire time, making up a fake life story about Coy being some autistic Irish orphan lesbian instead of an autistic Russian broken home lesbian that was curiously stimulated through VR love sessions with a fellow sinister slav troll, even though she was disgustingly prejudiced towards the Poles, and a lesbian, which seems to have driven her completely insane.

She disappeared forever 3 years ago when another, equally psychotic internet girlfriend reappeared and bought me a plane ticket to move in with her (where I immediately become a victim of recurrent abuse :() and we haven't spoken in 3 years because she was just an EVE: Online and shitty Warband gimmick that went so far as to change her cell phone number, get a new steam account, and never post or play these games again.. then again, she was in Fallen, so maybe she was trying to get away from that shame more than anything.

Once I went on Youtube, the truth about who Coy really was all started to be slowly.. and then increasingly rapidly revelead to me by my investigative journalist mindset and cadre of more sinister Polish-hating Russian trolls, aka "her friends" and this bitch started going nuts using ANOTHER  fake identity on the phone and Facebook (in between trying to get me to have phone sex with her lmao) running psychops on me and god knows how many retarded 4channers in my College town that kept following me around like little brainjacked toy soldiers trying to get me off Youtube because I'm smarter, funnier, a higher-tier troll, and better looking than she ever was.

Also, I'm not crazy, I'm off my meds. There's a difference.

« Last Edit: May 23, 2016, 12:41:08 am by Smoothrich »
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Also, I'm not crazy, I'm off my meds. There's a difference.

Good choice. If I lived in USA and were given some heavy meds because I'm special kind of person, I would probably kill myself by now. One of the reasons why this world is going to shitter at faster than usual speed is because people are taking all kinds of shit, for right or wrong reasons. Although I would argue reasons are always wrong and that there are natural ways of fixing physiological/psychological imbalance through proper diet and activity. Meds are drugs, just a shortcut. I don't take shortcuts.

Just fix your diet and set some basic goals in life and work towards them. There is nothing good old work and healthy lifestyle can't fix. That's how people pull of miracles when terminally sick or heavy damaged in some sense. You know, when doctors say they can't help you anymore with medication.

Drugs - nope
Alcohol - nope
Coffee - nope
Tobacco - nope
Sugar - nope
Crap food - nope
Masturbation and leasure sex - working on it

Fix above like I did and find something to preoccupy yourself with, something worthwhile. When people call you crazy for giving up on "little pleasures of life" look at them with a good hearted smirk and keep going.
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I've actually relapsed into alcoholism and attention grabbing stunts like making and spamming this video on all her social media accounts because I'm off ADHD medication, but I see my doctor tomorrow.

And then..

The Major Will Be Back...
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Does this person have a real job or she's living off being internet persona?

Edit: Also, being vegan is not healthy. But I'm not judging, just saying how it is.

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Oh boy, stay off the meds and keep this shit up.

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Does this person have a real job or she's living off being internet persona?

Edit: Also, being vegan is not healthy. But I'm not judging, just saying how it is.
How would Smoothrich know? He's just made up a connection between him this person and wrote hours worth of "logs" of himself and her speaking to each other.
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