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How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« on: May 08, 2016, 07:34:14 am »
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Oh boi this job is very hard i must tell,those bug eater people are damn filthy.You don't wanna mess with them in real life,they might eat u or ur newborn baby if they are hungry.So if you have no ballz you better get out of the topic now,this is new level hardcore shit, y'all feel me?

So basically what one do to get kills in a server with a ping is to go in center of their bug eater armies,and swing his sword between them non stop,till they stop eating bugs i mean till they die.

To make them stop eating bugs one must now try to block because blocking in a pest eaters' server will make you slow,you can't counter attack them because of your ping,therefore,one must try to evade the attacks of their.Before they crush you like an insect and eat you.You must deflect the attack of your enemies by avoiding them and attack them from behind.

I start my day with killing at least 20 chinese players to bring me good luck in crpg,you can do it too.


This video explains why you would like to kill people in chinese servers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TptADISb2g



« Last Edit: May 11, 2016, 08:46:08 am by Yuhmaz »

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Re: How to kill people in chinese servers
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2016, 07:41:34 am »
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Did you say you was a bug?
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Re: How to kill people in chinese servers
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2016, 07:08:51 pm »
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no i am not a bug but chinese people might think u and i are bugs and try to eat us we must use pesticide on them before they use on us

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Re: How to kill people in chinese servers
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2016, 02:38:05 am »
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as this is a guide on how to kill Chinese players, would you say...

...that this is a guide, uhm; to... find a chink in their armor?
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Re: How to kill people in chinese servers
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2016, 04:14:18 am »
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as this is a guide on how to kill Chinese players, would you say...

...that this is a guide, uhm; to... find a chink in their armor?

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Re: How to kill people in chinese servers
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2016, 08:43:19 am »
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yes it can be said like that.

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Re: How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2016, 01:03:46 pm »
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I think it's Yuhmaz trying to mimic Panos and show people's hypocrisy by being massively racist against chinese the same way Panos is with turks. Doesn't work though, chinese are too exotic, this sort of ranting just comes off as hateful and racist. Plus there's no humour in it, Panos is at least funny about it sometimes. Do the same thing with a european ethnicity, like french, that would pass muster. Heck, you should've just gone with greeks, if people had gotten pissed at that then they would really be massive hypocrites.

Maybe I'm being too generous and the dumb hypocrite is Yuhmaz, and this is just him venting his hatred against the chinese, who knows.
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Re: How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2016, 03:42:35 pm »
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He thinks I'm Chinese
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Re: How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2016, 11:20:30 pm »
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He thinks I'm Chinese
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Re: How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2016, 01:43:08 am »
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average CHN player is best EU/NA, confirmed fact by scientists
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Re: How to find chink in the armour of chinese players
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2016, 06:19:19 pm »
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Doesn't work though, chinese are too exotic, this sort of ranting just comes off as hateful and racist.

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