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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2016, 09:14:51 pm »
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2016, 10:38:06 pm »
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Yesterday i was going to write another comment in thread "ban reason?", and suddenly i heard thunder in the sky! A huge lighting bolt strikes me, i fell down unconscious...

When i finally woke up, i found myself on a big white cloud and old man with white beard was sitting infront of me.

Old man with white beard: Pandor, my son.(at first i was wondering why he call me my son, he doesnt look like my father)

Pandor:who are you? and why u saying that im your son?(deep down i started realize who sits infront of me)

Old man with white beard: All humans are my sons and daughters... Exept gingers, they dont have a soul...(everything become clear, the god spoke to me!)

Pandor: where am i? is it heaven?

God: no it is not your time, yet.

Pandor: then what am i doing here?

God: you wallowed in sins, and i whant to lead you on a righteous way, before its too late.

Pandor: but what am i doing wrong? I never insult people, never hurt anyone...

God: you did worse! you modified your cRPG client to feel your self comfortable when shooting,
and more you allow other people feel themself comfortable when they playing archers.

Pandor: but...u cant be serious...

God: oh, my son i am serious, there is no worse sin than this.

Pandor: but its just ridiculo...(god interupts me)

God: you need to repent. I will show u how your sin affects on the world around you.

God touched Pandors head and thats what he saw:

As everyone start using green arrows their eyesight ceased to deteriorate. And the consequence was terrible.
Abandoned eyeglass shops all over the towns, ruins of the lens factories was everywhere, billions of peoples lost their jobs, and they could not feed their familys.
The world was plunged into chaos, global starwation took half of existing population, 1/3 died from sickness because there only few doctors survived.

Sudenlly i woke up. I realized that what i did is wrong and how many suffering my action entailed, and then I repented. https://youtu.be/93PVnORR7X8

shit, im sorry man, that bolt wasnt intended for you...

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2016, 10:44:46 pm »
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Free Pandor!
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2016, 10:46:32 pm »
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2016, 11:01:38 pm »
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Replace Acres with arrows
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2016, 11:29:50 pm »
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Good impromptu post littered with sarcasm.

We are currently deciding if your essay ban should be about the history of the big mac and what it means to be American.

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2016, 11:31:47 pm »
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Good impromptu post littered with sarcasm.

We are currently deciding if your essay ban should be about the history of the big mac.

pfft make it about the double double from In N Out.
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2016, 11:35:33 pm »
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Good impromptu post littered with sarcasm.

We are currently deciding if your essay ban should be about the history of the big mac and what it means to be American.


make it about the McRib and how many weeks it takes for the diarrhea to go away.

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2016, 12:34:10 am »
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Good impromptu post littered with sarcasm.

We are currently deciding if your essay ban should be about the history of the big mac and what it means to be American.


Obviously Triple Baconator, what kind of american are you?
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2016, 12:39:07 am »
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2016, 12:46:34 am »
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Good impromptu post littered with sarcasm.

We are currently deciding if your essay ban should be about the history of the big mac and what it means to be American.


i'm afraid story about BigMac u won't like.
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2016, 01:25:10 am »
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i'm afraid story about BigMac u won't like.

That is kind of the point; His long winded post filled with sarcasm holds the same level of value as if he were to write about the history of the Big mac and what it means to be American.

Obviously Triple Baconator, what kind of american are you?

I don't eat fast food so your questioning Jona's understanding of American fast food culture.

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2016, 01:29:00 am »
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That is kind of the point; His long winded post filled with sarcasm holds the same level of value as if he were to write about the history of the Big mac and what it means to be American.

I don't eat fast food so your questioning Jona's understanding of American fast food culture.

Whoa now, if you're gonna go laying the blame on me for not knowing fast food culture, then at least give me those few upvotes you stole!
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2016, 05:06:44 am »
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Whoa now, if you're gonna go laying the blame on me for not knowing fast food culture, then at least give me those few upvotes you stole!

by all means take them.