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Pandor's repentance.
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:37:15 pm »
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Yesterday i was going to write another comment in thread "ban reason?", and suddenly i heard thunder in the sky! A huge lighting bolt strikes me, i fell down unconscious...

When i finally woke up, i found myself on a big white cloud and old man with white beard was sitting infront of me.

Old man with white beard: Pandor, my son.(at first i was wondering why he call me my son, he doesnt look like my father)

Pandor:who are you? and why u saying that im your son?(deep down i started realize who sits infront of me)

Old man with white beard: All humans are my sons and daughters... Exept gingers, they dont have a soul...(everything become clear, the god spoke to me!)

Pandor: where am i? is it heaven?

God: no it is not your time, yet.

Pandor: then what am i doing here?

God: you wallowed in sins, and i whant to lead you on a righteous way, before its too late.

Pandor: but what am i doing wrong? I never insult people, never hurt anyone...

God: you did worse! you modified your cRPG client to feel your self comfortable when shooting,
and more you allow other people feel themself comfortable when they playing archers.

Pandor: but...u cant be serious...

God: oh, my son i am serious, there is no worse sin than this.

Pandor: but its just ridiculo...(god interupts me)

God: you need to repent. I will show u how your sin affects on the world around you.

God touched Pandors head and thats what he saw:

As everyone start using green arrows their eyesight ceased to deteriorate. And the consequence was terrible.
Abandoned eyeglass shops all over the towns, ruins of the lens factories was everywhere, billions of peoples lost their jobs, and they could not feed their familys.
The world was plunged into chaos, global starwation took half of existing population, 1/3 died from sickness because there only few doctors survived.

Sudenlly i woke up. I realized that what i did is wrong and how many suffering my action entailed, and then I repented. https://youtu.be/93PVnORR7X8

   

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2016, 04:52:31 pm »
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"Green Arrows"
Xesta you dumb fuck it all started because of you.Everyone i know in this server hates u pimple faced fuck.Go find someone else to pull your nipples,spit your face and tell how stupid you are i'm done with you.I'LL KEBAP YOUR ASS ON MY SHISH I'LL TURN FACE HOLES INTO A SPERM SPLATTER TO GROW FETUS IN UR MOMS UTERUS

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2016, 04:53:03 pm »
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is it the muslim god or christian god ?

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2016, 04:56:18 pm »
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I would lie if i said this post didn't make me laugh.  :D

But in my opinion, you kinda missed the point of why there is a ban.

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2016, 05:00:25 pm »
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Je Suis Pandor  :wink:
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2016, 05:01:25 pm »
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Je Suis Pandor  :wink:

stop lying you are clearly a panda
Yes, I know from whence I came! Discontented as a flame, Upon myself I live and glow. All I grasp like lightning flashes, All I leave behind is ashes
Flame I am - that much I know!

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2016, 05:02:19 pm »
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all uif have green arrows ban them all !!! also we all have autoblocks and autolegs  :D

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2016, 05:06:31 pm »
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Je Suis Pandor  :wink:
I zoomed in and found the terrible truth!
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2016, 05:27:20 pm »
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Yesterday i was going to write another comment in thread "ban reason?", and suddenly i heard thunder in the sky! A huge lighting bolt strikes me, i fell down unconscious...

When i finally woke up, i found myself on a big white cloud and old man with white beard was sitting infront of me.

Old man with white beard: Pandor, my son.(at first i was wondering why he call me my son, he doesnt look like my father)

Pandor:who are you? and why u saying that im your son?(deep down i started realize who sits infront of me)

Old man with white beard: All humans are my sons and daughters... Exept gingers, they dont have a soul...(everything become clear, the god spoke to me!)

Pandor: where am i? is it heaven?

God: no it is not your time, yet.

Pandor: then what am i doing here?

God: you wallowed in sins, and i whant to lead you on a righteous way, before its too late.

Pandor: but what am i doing wrong? I never insult people, never hurt anyone...

God: you did worse! you modified your cRPG client to feel your self comfortable when shooting,
and more you allow other people feel themself comfortable when they playing archers.

Pandor: but...u cant be serious...

God: oh, my son i am serious, there is no worse sin than this.

Pandor: but its just ridiculo...(god interupts me)

God: you need to repent. I will show u how your sin affects on the world around you.

God touched Pandors head and thats what he saw:

As everyone start using green arrows their eyesight ceased to deteriorate. And the consequence was terrible.
Abandoned eyeglass shops all over the towns, ruins of the lens factories was everywhere, billions of peoples lost their jobs, and they could not feed their familys.
The world was plunged into chaos, global starwation took half of existing population, 1/3 died from sickness because there only few doctors survived.

Sudenlly i woke up. I realized that what i did is wrong and how many suffering my action entailed, and then I repented. https://youtu.be/93PVnORR7X8

lemme just fix this for you:

God: you did worse! you modified your cRPG client to feel your self comfortable when shooting,
and more you allow other people feel themself comfortable when they playing archers.
give yourself a massive advantage in comparison to other archers, or in other words, cheated.



Either way, you cheated and got rightfully banned after you openly bragged about it, TWICE.
You fully deserve to be globally banned, you took the piss once too much and got what you deserved, enjoy your holiday.
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2016, 05:27:47 pm »
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goblin darts, green arrows whats next?  :lol:
This is about being straight out retarded. Children see in slow motion like owls.

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2016, 07:03:12 pm »
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I zoomed in and found the terrible truth!
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lies, propaganda, heresy. :)

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2016, 07:51:01 pm »
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Maybe if Coronoa virus gets rid of 50 percent or more of the world population we can do without a pope and religion.

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2016, 07:57:30 pm »
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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2016, 08:08:27 pm »
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Cassi you sexy bastard this is probably the best post of 2016 !

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Re: Pandor's repentance.
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2016, 08:31:54 pm »
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I support any player being unbanned that has made me laugh in an unban request or tale.

Please unban this man. He has given me significant personal enjoyment on this bleak morning. He deserves it.
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