fuck bows

[Gurgumul]

I'd hunt the deer, then eat the microwave.

[Tiger]

Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?

Ew ready cooked as in frozen? Everything's got to be fresh fresh fresh!

[Mirliva]

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[Asheram]

Arrows should ricochet and kill the archer. 


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Arrows need whistles

This is how arrows should work

[Golem]

terror weapon
srsly tho, the commentetaror even says that its unlikely that an arrow would penetrate a helmet, remove bonus headshot damage pls

[Richyy]

But have you guys seen this video?

[Asheram]

But have you guys seen this video?

I think the requirement to play as an archer in game should be to youtube a video of themselves making a bow and arrows out in the wilderness with only materials found around you and without the use of conventional tools.

[Yeldur]

Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?

It's a nice analogy, but hardly fits with the situation, now a days the stronger builds ARE tincans who use 27/17 builds, do you go for kills or play for your team? I'd rather play for my team and focus the tanky damage dealers as opposed to a weak agiwhore who can die in two hits.

[Jarl_Onurb]

Armor protects you twice; once because of the damage reduction on hits, once because ranged players tend to prioritize the lightly armored guy next to you.

Might want to add what I remember reading in another part of the forum:

When you are riding a pony it doesnt matter what armor you have, you will get shot, it doesnt matter how far you are nor how many ez targets they have, you WILL get shot, fucking cancer.

[Morris]

I think the requirement to play as an archer in game should be to youtube a video of themselves making a bow and arrows out in the wilderness with only materials found around you and without the use of conventional tools.

then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could

then he goes "heeyy boo boo lets get a Pic-a-nic basket!"

[the real god emperor]

Explains all archers in cRPG history;

[Macropus]

But have you guys seen this video?

His moves after the shot look so stupid, like he's trying to be Legolas in a movie or something, lol. So unnatural.

[Golem]

Explains all archers in cRPG history;

Darwin Award?

[DKNhz]