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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2016, 08:28:38 pm »
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Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?

No, I'd hunt the ready-cooked meal with the microwave.
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2016, 08:44:13 pm »
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Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?
No, I'd hunt the ready-cooked meal with the microwave.
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generator in order to even be able to use the microwave to cook the frozen dinner.
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2016, 01:33:30 am »
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then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2016, 05:46:50 am »
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But have you guys seen this video?

Lars is an impressive trick shooter, but the historical claims made in the video are largely wrong, and he uses light bows with only a partial draw to do most of these stunts.

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2016, 02:54:43 am »
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then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could
Leo lost his bear penis fencing match.
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2016, 04:45:24 pm »
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Get shield nubz !

you know you can be pole/2h hero and have a shield ?
plain cavalry shield just need 1 shield skill and it's a good one
all ranged need to adapt their build and spend point everywhere except xbow ofc coz op
so when inf is stop crying and start to adapt ?

we talk about throwing who can have more amo than archers and have much accuracy for equal wpf ?

throwing is futur !
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2016, 04:52:10 pm »
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Being a bow myself I feed slightly offended.
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2016, 08:40:51 pm »
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xbow op
Yes but only once a minute. The rest of the time, xbowmen are literally stationary, defenseless punching bags that rely only on the enemy's mercy.

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2017, 02:55:25 am »
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2017, 11:22:28 pm »
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lets make a thread about Lars the archer again. I feel like we need to talk about accurate history research.

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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2017, 09:18:34 am »
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Yes but only once a minute. The rest of the time, xbowmen are literally stationary, defenseless punching bags that rely only on the enemy's mercy their own team to not nudge or kick them during the reload animation.
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Re: fuck bows
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Re: fuck bows
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2021, 11:41:59 am »
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Being a bow myself I feed slightly offended.

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