Fret not DarkKarma, when you want someone to bitch about anything I'm just a facebook wall post away.
Seriously. I remember a strat issue we had that required Apsalar's presence, and people were like, "Is he on steam? No? Anyone see him in a server?" I'm like, "Chillaxe guys, I'll get him in here in five seconds."
Post on his wall: "Apsalar, you're needed in vent."
He wasn't even online on facebook, but regardless before I closed my browser, "Tee Exclamation Point Ramatsu has joined the server."