RP as Trolls?

[mcdeath]

More stories, please, they're glorious

I met you in strat 4 in teamspeak during a battle against the FCC puuties. The thing that made it memorable was when you said some meme intensive comment about how trash I was because I team killed you three times in a row and then reported you 5/5 because you tried to tk me back.

[BoneSaw]

i literally fondled daruvian's ass irl one time

i don't think anyone believes me when i tell them it was an accident

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im not even fucking kidding btw

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You guys are a kinky bunch! Come to winterfell some day and crush a few with your old uncle BoneSaw??

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Sandy and I have slept in the same bed before.

[CrazyCracka420]

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You guys are a kinky bunch! Come to winterfell some day and crush a few with your old uncle BoneSaw??

You guys can hang out with me too if that ever happens (and my wife approves, ba dum tish)

[BoneSaw]

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If Daruvian looks anything like this version you better save me a spot on that bed too!! Side nearest to the mini fridge please! I can keep everyone refreshed while we do unspeakable acts!!

[Lt_Anders]

Can I still be relevant in this?

[BoneSaw]

Can I still be relevant in this?

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees? If so saddle up soldier!

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

man i just read some of his post again and it gave me a good laugh

particularly  "2. you have no strat history"

just him telling that to me rofl

oh and as for being a good sport you autist i team killed you one time with a long maul with like one hit because you kept team wounding me like a noob, and thats what i do.

and btw i never kicked you out of ts3, that was like mcdeath or someone

[Kadeth]

you TKing me made me feel miserable for quite awhile.

Almost spat my coffee out because of this my man. If someone's consistently TKing you then tell an admin, if it's just the gobblins being playful and having a laugh (which it is) then lighten up and have some fun too

[kasMVC]

I met daruvian when we were both at a glory hole contest. Unfortunately I could not suck as many dicks as he and i had to throw up from all the cum in my stomachs

[StonedSteel]

okay, ive actually read this shit now...

brygg...there there.*pats back* are you drunk? you have this habit of getting drunk then telling pro players what we are missing out on by not mass rping. tbh, ive never understood rping, im kinda getting the idea the longer i stay...in w.e. crpg actually is. thats the main problem...there is no universally accepted view of wtf crpg is and how to play it. to have fun? to compete? to socialize? to shit talk? to make friends? to crush nerds with the help of friends you already have? an mmo? a wargame? no one knows, not even donkey crew, best advice, find a way that makes the game fun for you and stick to it.

me? i get a big kick out of trying to remain competitive via shit talking...observe

Daru, ya ur on steam, we nudge, we're cool, we can say we are friends...

BUT EQUALS?!?!?!

lets get something straight shitfuck, your massive ego comes from the overly large almost creepily pedo list of little kids that think your shit is funny for w.e. reason...me? i get my massive ego from my massive overwhelmingly mountain like collection of accolades, ive run with the best players, been invited and joined the best clans, you aint fuckin with me daru. so i never did shit on strat...ill still shit ON any and every fucking one who ever did kid, whats good, you wanna shit talk, you and ur crew? really? stacks like that should never lose and you fucking kids lose often on na 1 foreal there isnt a single member of the gobbs im concerned with, you aint trobling me son get out, ill take anyone of you fucks the fuck out, name em, ive crushed em.

NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOWNVOTES BITCH! thats all you got on me, you and ur shit stack can downvote us all into oblivion...so what? im used to losing forum wars...im not so used to losing strat battles now am i? ( except those times i choose MB over TkoV...learning curves meh )...unlike...YOURSELF, BURN, get fuckin burned man, you think your the shit huh? you lost to hoc and your shit stack lost repeatedly to FCC, two clans i could rejoin any fucking time.

yah, its like that.

[sJimmy]

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Are yall really doing this, "back in my day" bull shit Well done, carry on

[CALAMARI]

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okay, ive actually read this shit now...

brygg...there there.*pats back* are you drunk? you have this habit of getting drunk then telling pro players what we are missing out on by not mass rping. tbh, ive never understood rping, im kinda getting the idea the longer i stay...in w.e. crpg actually is. thats the main problem...there is no universally accepted view of wtf crpg is and how to play it. to have fun? to compete? to socialize? to shit talk? to make friends? to crush nerds with the help of friends you already have? an mmo? a wargame? no one knows, not even donkey crew, best advice, find a way that makes the game fun for you and stick to it.

me? i get a big kick out of trying to remain competitive via shit talking...observe

Daru, ya ur on steam, we nudge, we're cool, we can say we are friends...

BUT EQUALS?!?!?!

lets get something straight shitfuck, your massive ego comes from the overly large almost creepily pedo list of little kids that think your shit is funny for w.e. reason...me? i get my massive ego from my massive overwhelmingly mountain like collection of accolades, ive run with the best players, been invited and joined the best clans, you aint fuckin with me daru. so i never did shit on strat...ill still shit ON any and every fucking one who ever did kid, whats good, you wanna shit talk, you and ur crew? really? stacks like that should never lose and you fucking kids lose often on na 1 foreal there isnt a single member of the gobbs im concerned with, you aint trobling me son get out, ill take anyone of you fucks the fuck out, name em, ive crushed em.

NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOWNVOTES BITCH! thats all you got on me, you and ur shit stack can downvote us all into oblivion...so what? im used to losing forum wars...im not so used to losing strat battles now am i? ( except those times i choose MB over TkoV...learning curves meh )...unlike...YOURSELF, BURN, get fuckin burned man, you think your the shit huh? you lost to hoc and your shit stack lost repeatedly to FCC, two clans i could rejoin any fucking time.

yah, its like that.

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[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

how i met daruvian was when I was in SKoT but I refused to change my tags to whatever the ones they were using at the time were. The GOBBLINKING was on the server recruiting people to be his vassals, and I asked him what that meant. He then proclaimed I was his vassal and added me to the diplomacy thread. I proceeded to merc for him whenever I saw their battles which ironically was vs SKoT the clan I was in.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

eh plumbo any of the "good players" youve been invited to play with are just people ive taken joy in pissing off instead of trying to stroke each others dicks like youre so happy to do arbitrarily to anyone who is skilled at timing their fingers really well on a keyboard and mouse at their computer desk lol. the type of people who are genuinely egotistical and pretentious and petty, not people like me who do it all for a laugh and could drop this any sec i wanted and stop playing again for a year like i did last year because the game is actually shit.

by the way, most of the people who support me are older than you, and the vast majority of them are older than me lol

like, talking up hoc and fcc gay buddies is not gonna do anything to make me care about what "youve accomplished" lol

oh kid

edit: it took keshian exactly 15 seconds (this is not an exaggeration) to downvote my post lol. thats how you know you're saying the right things. jesus christ kesh take a forum break would you?
you make me laugh


extra edit: and lets not forget that i am literally, no joke, more attractive/handsome, popular, intelligent, and successful than all of you in real life lol.

fucking losers.

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help me i cant stop shitposting