God, fuck you Kratos!!!

[Kafein]

"passing shit tests" makes me remember ebola.

[Panos_]

Remember to look into her eyes and ask her how she feels about marriage and kids. Tell her that you've been trying to get a girlfriend for a while now but no one is interested. That will engage her maternal instincts and pussy is sure to be yours.

Thanks Xant!

[Thomek]

I honestly don't even understand how they prolong their specie.

Alcohol.

[Renay]

Alcohol.

You live?

[the real god emperor]

What you hear from European girls is how they hate Turkish men and hate going to Turkey because they're all so "oily" and greasy and taking flirting to a level where it's harassment.

I want to deny this but I can't.

Oh well.

[Vibe]

nigga lol just grab her and say:

don worry boo a real street thug got yo ass now

ima hold u down

say my name

and then once she says your name (make sure there's not an ounce of her own will in the voice, you must dominate her), make sure you compliment her

yeah bby, you smaht, you loyal

[Daunt_Flockula]

I want to deny this but I can't.

Oh well.

Because it is true. Here the mother herself typically raises the son to be a pure asshole against women. Men grow up to think that they are immaculate and are entitled to everything without actually making the slightest effort for it. And in the end, they indeed turn into greasy, unkempt retards who believe they can even conquer some foreign pussy with absolutely nothing in their arsenal.

[Xant]

nigga lol just grab her and say:

don worry boo a real street thug got yo ass now

ima hold u down

say my name

and then once she says your name (make sure there's not an ounce of her own will in the voice, you must dominate her), make sure you compliment her

yeah bby, you smaht, you loyal

Alternative tactic:

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[Gurnisson]

She's turkish and you censored her face, I know why!

[Guray]

She's turkish armenian and you censored her face, I know why!

[Gurnisson]

Nah, if she was armenian he wouldn't have had to censor the face

[Guray]

Nah, if she was armenian he wouldn't have had to censor the face

I take it that you did not read the first post but w/e

[Gurnisson]

I take it that you did not read the first post but w/e

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[Guray]

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Oh was that a joke. Sorry . Sounded more like an insult so I tried to be optimistic

[karasu]

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Top motherfucking kek...

and yes, I am showing off, bundle of stickss.

The question is: have you tested that bed yet?

Along with the good ol' "bite the pillow, I'm going in dry".