GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT

[Sandersson Jankins]

Daruvian posted a picture?  Where man..??
 

its a current meme avatar

i'll let you guess which one

oh btw wow i was fucking retarded for posting earlier today, now that I've been up for a few hours and been to some class I know that I shouldn't have done that

not gonna delete my post like a bitchboi or apologize

but I would like everyone to know that I am aware of just how fucking foolish I am to reply to Kesh

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Lol, are you actually wasting time defending Daruvian's pretty statement? (Among the more idiotic and gay arguments to use on the internet - usually when you are being dominated so hard in arguing and wit that you resort to the weakest personal attacks)  Yeah man, you are right, fucking gay. 

And yes, you really don't know me at all (I'm not a ginger - just chose that image based on the Welsh girl I was dating at the time). 

And you are right I do remember Daruvian being one of the vain dipshits posting his picture on a dying mod (he really has no basis for having any pride over his appearance).  So that is another thing you now know, I am smart enough not to throw away all my privacy for a sperglord or vain/gay enough TO POST MY PICTURE IN A FORUM THAT IS 99% GUYS!

This mod is over 6 years old, you really think I am still 31 like around the time I first met you?  I'm sure you and Daruvian are in your mid-20s by now.  Time passes.  It happens.

aw fuck yeah kesh keep posting baby

*wets finger and rubs nipple*

i love how you post to me every day, don't forget me tonight

*strokes throbbing dick, now on the edge of blissful orgasm*

edit: these are by far some of the best downvotes I've ever earned

[Westwood]

the Welsh girl I was dating at the time

Nobody?

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Not sure why anyone would reply to either Daruvian's or Kesh's respective forum personas with anything other than bad memes or snappy one-liners.

In all honesty Daruvian is a pretty handsome man.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

kesh and I posting at each other is like when an unstoppable autist meets an immovable sperg

try to come between our meaningless eternal struggle and you will be crushed

[Gmnotutoo]

kesh and I posting at each other is like when an unstoppable autist meets an immovable sperg

try to come between our meaningless eternal struggle and you will be crushed

You'll eventually come to appreciate each other over time.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

TBQHWYF occasionally we remark to each other in steam how ridiculous our posts are

[CALAMARI]

its a current meme avatar

i'll let you guess which one

I hoping it's Sugars

[Sandersson Jankins]

I hoping it's Sugars

too easy...

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but that's actually sugar dude

[Gmnotutoo]

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[ildist]

hello looking 4 a fellow partner

interests: jewish, jew, jewdaism, hebrew (the jew language), amish maybe

uninterests: non jewish, non jew, non jewdaism, non hebrew(the jew language)

plz respond would really like 4 strong fore arms to tie me up in chair and force feed mayonnaise thanks you

direct inquiries 2 @yiddishmafia or @sexyboi2003


preferrably someone 13 yrs younger than me thanks u!!!

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

fuck ildist dont give the meme away

[ildist]

initial dating profile post edited for vital information plz check last sentence before responding thank u

[Keshian]

initial dating profile post edited for vital information plz check last sentence before responding thank u

Good luck!  Maybe you will find someone like Daruvian, he looks pretty jewish and he sounds like a very young boy from the forums.  Plus you guys in Frisia all suck each others dicks anyway. 

If that doesn't work out, I got a lovely young boy named Westwood and another named Assington (very suggestive!)

I should be a matchmaker!

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

*zoom in to warmly-lit shadowy bedroom, kesh and daruvian wrangle in passionate, animalistic coitus on a king bed*

"fuck yeah kesh... pull out your phone and post about me again..."

*daruvian bites kesh's earlobe tenderly, and pressed gentle pressure on kesh's tight anus from behind, with the front of his body lined up against the length of kesh's back*

"come on post again to me baby...", daruvian whispers into his ear through gently clenched teeth on kesh's ear

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

IN HALF AN HOUR THE GOBBLIN BRIGAYDIER GENERAL WILL HAVE TO FACE A GOBBLIN CHAMPION IN A FT7 DUEL TO REDEEM HIMSELF FOR HIS LOSS OF A 1,000 MAN ARMED ARMY. IF HE FAILS THE GOBBLECATHALON HE WILL HAVE TO WEAR BITCH TAGS. NA_3, BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.