GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

But this is what you should expect. This community is nearly always a disappointment. You should have been used to that long, long ago.

[Keshian]

Nah just statistically accurate you sad, sad man. I took a quick look and in the last 6 days you have posted 23 times in threads I have created trying to shit talk me and my faction, not being funny even once. That's roughly 4 times a day rofl. Hey, reply to this so you don't fall below your 4 post a day average! Pathetic fun-sucking manchild.

lol, you spent time going through all my latest posts.  WOW, now THAT is pathetic!

P.S. Odds are you have posted twice as much as me, so what are you saying about yourself there?  Especially since most of them are narcissistic man-child postings about yourself or vile angry vitriol directed at me.

You seriously are just making your faction look like a bunch of try-hard nerds, mouth-breathing on the forum.  I don't remember you being such an angry nerd back in strat 4, it just looks sad now.

Alas, no, I'm more attractive than 98% of the greasy man children here. That's not saying much though.

Ugh!  Does the narcissism never stop!?!

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Nope, you only unlock the lock of mine chains.
In Despotate, I was bounded by treaty's.
Now, I'm bounded by nothing, but as a Loyal Knight of Acre, I have to wait what James his orders are.
And with Acre kid, whille I am a stuppid EU player, joining the fun in NA, with 5 years of military ex. and coming out from a military family, I don't think that I'm a kid annymore.
I think that I have seen more of the world then you, who now watching a pornmovie on his other screen, jerking off on it, and on the other screen telling how great you are.
A really great possition.

Actually I'm at work pretending to be a totally normal adult while I'm actually in my phone shitposting about an Internet role playing game.

and kesh, please keep replying. Seriously everyone loves it. Come on quote this and reply to it.

[bruttus]

Actually I'm at work pretending to be a totally normal adult while I'm actually in my phone shitposting about an Internet role playing game.

and kesh, please keep replying. Seriously everyone loves it. Come on quote this and reply to it.

Good for you!!!
Thought that you are 1 of those fat kids, that stay's the wholle day behind his PC, with a small fridge next to your desk, so you don't have walk all the way when your can off beer is empty, and ofcourse an extra large bag of chips. Atleast I'm happy that mine image of you was wrong.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Good for you!!!
Thought that you are 1 of those fat kids, that stay's the wholle day behind his PC, with a small fridge next to your desk, so you don't have walk all the way when your can off beer is empty, and ofcourse an extra large bag of chips. Atleast I'm happy that mine image of you was wrong.

Alas, no, I'm more attractive than 98% of the greasy man children here. That's not saying much though.

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give me your snapchat and let's exchange dick pics

[Zeus_]

Alas, no, I'm more attractive than 98% of the greasy man children here. That's not saying much though.

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i'd agree with that

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sry for the old joke, its all i got, forgive me pls

[bruttus]

Alas, no, I'm more attractive than 98% of the greasy man children here. That's not saying much though.

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give me your snapchat and let's exchange dick pics

No thanks.
I do not want you going to look green with envy

[bensai]

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what do i say 2 make u disappear

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plz tell me

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

No thanks.
I do not want you going to look green with envy

senpai why are you being so tsundere

[Westwood]

Actually I'm at work pretending to be a totally normal adult while I'm actually in my phone shitposting about an Internet role playing game.

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[bruttus]

senpai why are you being so tsundere

Becouse its true

[xxkaliboyx]

what do i say 2 make u disappear

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plz tell me

Like I told your boy havelle. Keep me out of your threads, quit following me around on the forums and I won't come near a gobblin thread. If you guys can do that, I won't feel the need to post. Run that up the chain or whatever you guys do and get back to me on PM or whatever. Until then...

[Gmnotutoo]

Alas, no, I'm more attractive than 98% of the greasy man children here. That's not saying much though.

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2%? Ha. 1% here, get rekt.

[MURDERTRON]

2%? Ha. 1% here, get rekt.

Bro, you haven't even had your first crpg stalker.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Allow me to harvest upvotes by acting holier-than-thou and mocking those posting in this thread.

SHIT NIGGA DAMN

I get up late as fuck because hey third shift is dope right and take care of my morning routine (read: degeneracy), and I see around 8 threads with new topics in diplomacy. Oh, cool! I've been sitting here reading this tripe of 6 PAGES OF UNADULTERATED ASSPOSTING since I've woken up. Good fukken CHRIST, lads. Ya all dun blew your shitposting gaskets!

Anyway, the only real strategus interactions I had with James (lets not count this strat and I wasn't here for 5) was repeatedly attacking a castle with Artyem's close help...think it was Yruma, right? I can't remember, but I think we attacked the bitch like a dozen times. Maybe we defended it. Maybe we did both, I just remember it was god-awfully nerd-fatiguing. Both me and Artyem probably hated life during those sieges more than on average. Motherfucker saved my ass, probably would have tossed my PC out of the window if it wasn't for him.

But yeah wow I kinda got off track there huh

Right so James was always really good to work with while on the enemy side, being a good sport and allowing gear setup times and stuff...least from what I remember, we'd always have 5-10 mins time to reorganize so neither side was trying to snipe the other out while gearbugged or anything.

And while he annoyed the shit out of some people (including me at times), he has really made an effort to stem the decline of this game's population. I respect him for that. I mean, yeah, sometimes I'll chuckle at his expense because he's overly-dedicated to a cambodian hand2hand combat mod..but I directly receive sperg-benefit from his actions. I'm very grateful!

Plus, he's never had anything harsh to say to me. Only naughty things is I've heard he was harsh towards some younger idiot members of acre like 2.5 years ago or something. Besides all the forum venom-spewing upon him. Hell, maybe he was a real fucking asshole in strat 5. I don't know shit about that, and I won't put full faith in a story unless it comes from a dear friend.

The rest of you are even bigger jackasses than me for posting all that god-damned awful shit before.

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And replying to Keshian, are you fucking kidding me lads

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I've known not to reply to Kesh since I got my fucking grade 10