ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

[Keshian]

Listen, we all know James is shit, especially if he doesn't have the fastest 2h sword in the game and heavy armor, but those ladders really fuck up your scores.

Pre-emptive James, don't TW me.

All true, except falls are not counted negatively in your kills post battle, just during it.  Still count as a death though.

[Totally Not McDeath]

I have to admit we never came up with anything even near as dirty in FCC.

Remember the time you tried to get me permanently banned from crpg because you thought that MC of Frisia was me and you accused me of multiaccounting?

[sJimmy]

Wait a minute, James joined a faction, then back stabbed it? I don't believe it, James wouldn't do a thing like that.

[Sparvico]

Wait a minute, James joined a faction, then back stabbed it? I don't believe it, James wouldn't do a thing like that.

He sells insurance out of a van after all.

[njames89]

Wait a minute, James joined a faction, then back stabbed it? I don't believe it, James wouldn't do a thing like that.

Left after talking with the leaders lol

[Crazy_Eddy]

Reality is Acre intended to join the GOBBLINS from the start.

boy did that go well, looks like it is time for me to uh quit bye.

[Sparvico]

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I'm going to give it one day in TS. I swear to god if they actually stick around.

[Bronto]

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Why you always wanted to join The Dwarven Miners Guild:

[Keshian]

That's the understatement of the century:

DOCTORS ARE FURIOUS!!!!

Join The Dwarven Miners Guild to learn one weird loophole in mining that makes ore be attracted to you! You'll be knee-deep in slag!

Hurry before it gets taken down!!!

I also hear it has something to do with dwarves having giant throbbing beards that grew 2 inches in length and girth.  Makes all the bearded dwarven females go crazy.

[Renay]

We also know a trick to get any dwarven pussy we want with 3 simple words. My life has changed significantly since joining the dwarves.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

to be fair i've got a pretty handsome beard, i feel automatically qualified to enter any dwarven faction i desire in the future

[Renay]

Your skin is too green, we prefer our lads more tan

[Sparvico]

Your skin is too green, we prefer our lads more tan

That's an odd way to spell pale.

[phnxhdsn]

We also know a trick to get any dwarven pussy we want with 3 simple words. My life has changed significantly since joining the dwarves.

Problem is you know the carpet will match the drapes ..Ginger Beard

[Jona]

Don't get me started on HoC too.

Oh, please do go on. I'll get my popcorn ready.