As he awoke James felt odd, like something was different. He used his hockey stick to clear the empties from his desk as he went and sat overlooking the courtyard of Kelredan castle.
The castle was mostly asleep, aside from the half of the faction slumming in the whorehouse as well as Axeman and Bauer yelling obscenities at each other about the Trump campaign. Only a few guards walked the walls with torch in hand. It was a cold night and James wondered why he had awoken.
As he turned to look towards his liquor cabinet a ghastly apparition appeared. "King Reinhardt!" he gasped as he witnessed the wispy figure of the long dead King. Kneeling to bow in front of his old King James spoke" My Lord what brings you to me?". What had awoken this ancient spirit James wondered?
"There is one who can unite the land, a great warrior. He brings together the descendants of old and nobles houses. He was of Frisian bloodlines himself, now more beast than man he moves the war machines of old. I have foreseen the glories you will achieve under his banner. You must lead Acre to follow his warhorns, his memes, and bathe in the holy bloodlust for his is a holy crusade. His name is THE GOBBLIN KING" the Acre patriarch spoke.
Pondering the words of his King James noticed the ghost of the King was fading. "Deus vult" the ghost of the old King spoke before dissapearing. A clearer sign from the Gods James had not seen in years. He realized he could feel his blood turning, from what was once weak into something stronger, darker. He called for his Viceroy to be brought to him.
Upon Axemans arrival in the keep James spoke "I have seen the ghost of Reinini, he has foretold of a great crusade. We must leave the Despotate in search of the one known as THE GOBBLIN KING". Axeman replied "So it must be, let the great memery of our time begin."
THE CRUSADERS OF ACRE JOIN THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
GOBBLEUS VULT
I did not know that there was anything gayer than these two guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzcIO1IyTbA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1d7Llx4rm8.
James, you win. The gayness in you is of extraordinary proportions.
1. You joined the already biggest faction on the map making them almost twice as big as the next biggest clan who now is twice as big as the next biggest (Despotates half their size now).
2. You joined Despotates intending to join Gobblins from beginning instead of just joining Gobblins? Holy Homo-erotica!
3. You didn't break off and create a dynamic new faction with your 20+ guys making the game better, no you joined the already biggest faction.
4. You suck so much Gobblin cock the cum is dripping off your face.
5. You take all the fiefs and gold and gear from your former faction without even considering just giving them the fiefs back and just joining Gobblin side of map where they have more than enough fiefs to go around.
6. You couldn't even do civil war or new dynamic, just the same old people you have allied with for every strat doing whatever they tell you to do with a bunch of mindless lemmings foolish enough to follow you, the ultimate follower.
7. Did I mention the taking it up the ass with Gobblin cock?
8. Lets kill what little of strat there is left by making almost everyone into 1 gigantic carebear alliance faction that really is 6 factions in 1.
The fact that Gobblins actually accepted you in makes them the ultimate hypocrites based on all their numerous posts against carebearing.
