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Friendzone cringe
« on: February 15, 2016, 12:42:21 pm »
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And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2016, 03:55:42 pm »
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Charm is playing the long game. That loser Rod is gonna be dumped soon.

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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2016, 03:56:13 pm »
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Turn your friendzone into the fapzone.
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2016, 04:50:13 pm »
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2016, 07:12:32 pm »
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If Charm can afford to buy such a car he's doubtfully suffering from loneliness.
Tell that to Elliot Rodger.
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2016, 07:36:44 pm »
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If Charm can afford to buy such a car he's doubtfully suffering from loneliness.

Tell that to Elliot Rodger.

Well, it depends on how cynical one is, and how little occupied one is in his life.

Some are perfectly satisfied with an arrangement where both parts get what they need - as in he gets the exclusive access to her body, and she gets access to, most commonly, his money or his connections / lifestyle.
And some, as with Supreme Gentleman, want a mutual romantic affection. And they try to improve themselves and their life for a sole purpose of increasing their value in the eyes of a female. He did not want to buy, but impress and attract through material possessions and supposed sofistication of "inner mechanics".

So even Charm could buy a years supply of whores for the price of that car, he was not willing to be that cynical, and as a result he was most likely crying himself to sleep a lot, and came to a wrong, but inevitable in his case, conclusion that all women are heartless bitches, and the world is unjustly cruel to him.

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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2016, 07:51:29 pm »
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Charm is playing the long game. That loser Rod is gonna be dumped soon.

His name is Charm, he's fucked right from the get-go.
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2016, 09:15:12 pm »
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As a kid I've seen this really old movie where dude who was fat in high school, now rich and handsome is trying everything to make his high school sympathy (the only pretty girl who didn't threat him like garbage) fall in love with him. Despite the fact she's happily married. Maybe our Internet friend Charm is that kind of guy.

I'm like that as well. It is time to buy a new cellphone. Myself being a massive hipster fgt, never bought into social network apps. Basically, I use smartphone as a dumb phone most of the time. If not for other people contacting me through those apps (viber and whatsapp), would never use them myself. Old smartphone is still capable enough for everything, only thing I desire is better battery life. Something 150 dollar phone offers. Thing is, there was that special smartphone of my childhood. Unremarkable even back then but I like it. As soon I find Sony Ericsson T100 in mint condition, I'm gonna carry it with me.

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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2016, 09:25:27 pm »
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He bought a car for her lmao. Is that even real? Its hard to believe there is someone so desperate
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2016, 09:33:52 pm »
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Plot twist: Charm is actually her very rich brother

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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2016, 09:39:30 pm »
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He bought a car for her lmao. Is that even real? Its hard to believe there is someone so desperate

Charm bough a car for his best female friend. Some dudes spent 30000 dollars on virtual spaceships of Star Citizen. You can always go deeper...

Plot twist: Charm is actually her very rich brother

Incest? I love where this is going, please continue.

Edit: He could easily be her rich brother. But you know what? That would make him even more crazy, at least in my own eyes. If I was in that position, no matter how I love my sister would never buy her anything valuable if she had some arsehole husband or boyfriend. Dude she is your to take care now, don't expect someone else to do it.
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2016, 11:56:18 pm »
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2016, 02:03:22 pm »
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« Last Edit: February 16, 2016, 02:08:35 pm by Prpavi »
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Friendzone cringe
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2016, 02:15:48 pm »
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