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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #60 on: October 01, 2015, 10:36:19 pm »
The most important thing Bjord has achieved, or will ever achieve, in his life is making Ragni make a rage thread because Bjord feinted in a duel. There's no topping that.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #61 on: October 01, 2015, 11:04:49 pm »
ye how dare you feint bjord you filthy swine

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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2015, 12:20:50 am »
The most important thing Bjord has achieved, or will ever achieve, in his life is making Ragni make a rage thread because Bjord feinted in a duel. There's no topping that.

lol i remember

link pls master crpg archivist xant the eunuch

holy fuck that's before this forum was even made, wow that's old.

man, i guess i have to live in the past if i want to feel like i ever did something good. pretty hard to top when i made that little twit lose his otherwise faked calm. there's a few people whose necks i want to snap if i ever get the chance but it would be pretty sweet if i got 10 minutes with ragni in a dark alley.  :twisted:
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2015, 12:34:19 am »
It's from the Taleworlds deleted cRPG forums. It was a glorious thread. Though Ragni said some really amazingly dumb things on these forums too.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2015, 12:35:57 am »
About those other people ought to get their necks snapped

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« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2015, 12:43:49 am »
It's from the Taleworlds deleted cRPG forums. It was a glorious thread. Though Ragni said some really amazingly dumb things on these forums too.

The most cringe-worthy thing I ever read from him was when he was bragging about his father's history knowledge as leverage for his argument in some stupid debate he had with someone, but this was in-game. "My father this, my father that..."

My blood was boiling.

He also sounds like a little bundle of sticks on Teamspeak.

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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2015, 12:47:01 am »
About those other people ought to get their necks snapped

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I don't have a list, but I can tell you I would put more NA's than EU in it if I ever made one.

Anders on the top of my head, because he was always a little cunny in-game. He came to EU once and was riding around with his little shitty warhorse and he wasn't doing anything but couch lancing people thinking he's the boss. People like that need to be pegged down hard, and it would be very satisfying to be doing the pegging. Preferably with brass knuckles.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2015, 01:17:15 am »
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #68 on: October 02, 2015, 01:57:21 am »
I fuck his demented mother.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2015, 02:31:56 am »
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.

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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2015, 04:51:16 pm »
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.

Oh God here goes.
Oh God here goes. 

Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just
Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there
it's not like they would notice.

World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people
believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up
seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to
do.

Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.

Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country
that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden
and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing
rights.

You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations
and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after
the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called
Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a
country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales
would they?

The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage
of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at
 the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under
 the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds
 largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there
 owns a Nokia phone' apparently.

The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.

What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

There are loads more that they go on about but I can't remember it all at the moment.
Paprika: ...the Internet and dreams are similar. They're areas where the repressed conscious mind escapes.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2015, 05:17:02 pm »
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2015, 05:56:19 pm »
Bjord, please reply to this post within two days if you're not a massive homosexual.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #73 on: October 02, 2015, 06:48:10 pm »
Bjord, please reply to this post within two days if you're not a massive homosexual.

It will be other way around at this point. You two should take on a camping trip brokeback mountain style.
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Re: Hello you fuckers
« Reply #74 on: October 02, 2015, 06:57:25 pm »
I only mount pureblooded stallions.
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