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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2015, 03:55:12 am »
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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2015, 10:47:28 am »
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Was a good battle earlier, lets have another fun one today! Unfortunately Dutchy ran a little too fast for Bryggan to catch. Don't worry, we'll get you some day you slimey bastard!
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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2015, 07:56:10 am »
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Bryggan was bitter.  There should have been another battle, but Dutchy squeezed through his 3.5 hour sleep window.  Bryggan had him.. he really had him.   S&D was rising in Ichamur, and Dutchy would be intercepted. Bryggan, pathetic gameplayer that he was, had actually set his alarm, figuring it would take 4 hours for Dutchy to get to Ichamur from Dirigh Aban.  His blockade failed.  Dutchy had rushed through and was able to once again control the economy of his city. The 5000+ troops in Ichamur would not starve to death.  Dutchy could now control the SD that was so close to hitting 1000.

Bryggan cursed.  Dutchy was sitting comfortable, and would no doubt attack him with overwhelming numbers, a battle he was sure to lose.  'What the hell', Bryggan figured, 'To fight or not to fight, that is the question.  Whether ti's nobler in mind to suffer the polearms and range of outrageous fortune

Or to take Arms against a Sea of Euro gold,
And by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—
No more; and by a sleep, to say we AFk,
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That gaming is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to play other games,
To AFK, perchance to Game; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that perma-death, what games may come?"

And then Bryggan thought, nah, wtf, there is no perma death here; I'll blockade til I'm destroit.  And then, all phoenix like, I'll come back and fight again.

So Dutchy, you escaped my blockade which might have killed all 5000+ of your ticks... you offered a field battle next weekend?  Come attack my paltry forces and end this blockade.

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2015, 10:08:57 am »
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Was going to give you the illustrious +10, since I thought you were gonna say

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"Alas" he said, "Dutchy is neither of the Na world nor the Eu world.  He is.... from a land down under."

and then rp your entire faction breaking out into song and dance to:


but alas, you did not, and instead linked that... other... "song." You will have to make do with a meager +1 instead.
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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2015, 10:48:42 am »
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You obviously missed the beauty of our Imperial anthem.  Perhaps because you never were in one of our cathedrals listening to the men and women, with their angelic voices, singing it in unity.  And yes, we could have broke out in song and dance for your song (which we have the tendency of doing) we felt that your song was more appropriate for the legionaries.

My second choice for the imperial anthem (still not agreed upon, of course),  was the following.  Now, before you listen to it, imagine a large cathedral filled with men, women, and children, probably in white robes, all singing in unison, all voices blending in harmony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hDw6mS2pI

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2015, 10:29:50 pm »
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Fuck um

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2015, 11:28:41 pm »
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So Dutchy, you escaped my blockade which might have killed all 5000+ of your ticks... you offered a field battle next weekend?  Come attack my paltry forces and end this blockade.

That offer is null and void now as your part of that deal was to not attack shitty villages and since your faction has attacked 2 and an unarmed Slim.

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2015, 12:42:32 am »
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That offer is null and void now as your part of that deal was to not attack shitty villages and since your faction has attacked 2 and an unarmed Slim.

Wasn't it you that said anything goes when you attacked Helvetius' castle the day after he got it in a fief transfer making him quit strat? So yeah go fuck yourself, of course I'm attacking your undefended fiefs. I have 500 not even heavily armed men. You wanna stop me come attack me. Just because you're apparently too scarred to even hire people to defend nowadays is your problem. I'd imagine if we had a unarmed guy sitting around in one of your fiefs you wouldn't even hesitate to send him to EU. Come fuck with me.
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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2015, 02:11:49 am »
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I was unaware that was part of the deal. We had talked about the pointlessness of defending villages, but I never meant we'd not attack them. And you know the rules of war- if you can't defend your lands or your people, you will lose them.  But you will be happy to know we are respecting your wish for weekend battles. All cities or castles will only be attacked on weekends. If we happen to find ourselves with an opportunity for a big field battle, I will trust you enough to agree to 'hold stll' til the weekend ie no running away, or reinforcements two days after and that sorta thing.

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2015, 07:44:49 pm »
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That offer is null and void now as your part of that deal was to not attack shitty villages and since your faction has attacked 2 and an unarmed Slim.

Don't worry Dutchy everyone knows The Holy chadzian Empire idea of a good battle...

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2015, 11:24:47 pm »
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Don't worry Dutchy everyone knows The Holy chadzian Empire idea of a good battle...

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Sure ignore the fact that we've defended that exact army before from attackers. Kenny Fucking Powers is acting on his own, similar to Plumbo in his attacks against the Godwin faction. In a faction with actually active players, its a bit harder to organize than you by yourself since you have no friends.

HCE defending CH_ army in the past
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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2015, 11:42:10 pm »
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In a faction with actually active players, its a bit harder to organize than you by yourself since you have no friends.

Lulz; sit down child...

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2015, 01:53:39 am »
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"its a bit harder to organize than you by yourself since you have no friends." ...there are 3 things wrong with this statement.

1...dont turn into chosen1,
2...i am calamari's friend
3...would be very hard solo
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2015, 02:29:23 am »
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Don't worry Dutchy everyone knows The Holy chadzian Empire idea of a good battle...

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There were rumours CH was a spy and Kenny Fuckin Powers acted in righteous rage.  I myself would have preferred there was more evidence against him before he was summarily executed.   Still, the law is the law, and after the war Kenny Fucking Powers will be charged with war crimes, as will any Holy chadzian Imperial member who might commit atrocities in the future (and I'm sure there will be more).  But, as I said, we'll wait til after the war as we are just too busy right now.

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Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2015, 04:13:55 am »
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Lulz; sit down child...

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