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Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:02:11 pm »
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Facebook, Twitter and Youtube got a ban today. And another ban is on the way for Google within 4 hours.

I fucking love being Turkish :lol:

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 10:04:58 pm »
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You can use yandex, vkontakte and vporn as alternatives.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 10:07:21 pm »
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It is no trouble for just a slightly internet-savvy user. The insolence is what strikes me. These snackbar bastards do not stop even after crossing the line and going way beyond it.

Oh, also you guys probably haven't heard it but we had a nation-wide blackout a few days ago. Fucking nation-wide... And it took more than 12 hours or so for the electricity to come back. God knows whatever the fuck they were trying to cover in the meantime.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2015, 10:29:10 pm »
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Better run before Sultan Erdogan officially allies with ISIS and makes it part of Turkey.
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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 01:08:06 am »
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Yeah, you terrorists, stop poking eachother on facebook, you might cause a kebabsplosion

allahu snackbar

Oh, also you guys probably haven't heard it but we had a nation-wide blackout a few days ago.

I have, and also thought you guys will direct your anger about it here.

I saw no such threads unfortunately, and wasn't so sure if I should start one myself.
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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 03:19:23 am »
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But atleast you have aloha snackbar watching over you :lol:
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 11:38:34 am »
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Yeah, you terrorists, stop poking eachother on facebook, you might cause a kebabsplosion

allahu snackbar

I have, and also thought you guys will direct your anger about it here.

I saw no such threads unfortunately, and wasn't so sure if I should start one myself.

Yeah, it is downright sad that I can't do anything other than post on a gaming forum and whine.

Better run before Sultan Erdogan officially allies with ISIS and makes it part of Turkey.

I am still hoping that he will eventually have to be the one to run, run with heels beating his ass cheeks as he does so. If, just if that armor of power of his gets slightly cracked, he is done for good. There is enough material available to get him imprisoned for ages. A man can hope, right?

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2015, 12:04:58 pm »
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Yeah, it is downright sad that I can't do anything other than post on a gaming forum and whine.

I am still hoping that he will eventually have to be the one to run, run with heels beating his ass cheeks as he does so. If, just if that armor of power of his gets slightly cracked, he is done for good. There is enough material available to get him imprisoned for ages. A man can hope, right?

You should really come to a western european country. There's racism & economical problems of course, but it can't be worse than a state bashing the shit out of human rights, and isolating its inhabitants.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2015, 01:23:01 pm »
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You should really come to a western european country. There's racism & economical problems of course, but it can't be worse than a state bashing the shit out of human rights, and isolating its inhabitants.

We are used to it dont worry

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 01:40:39 pm »
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remind me why they do this again?
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 01:44:10 pm »
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remind me why they do this again?
forced to remove a couple of photos of a dead Turk
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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2015, 02:06:20 pm »
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Vovka wrote the dl;dr version. Here is the longer version for those who would like to learn more:

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2015, 04:21:36 pm »
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I am a restless sleeper Heskey. You would have to order a king-size bed just for me.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2015, 06:36:08 pm »
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This is why you dont mix religion, hardcore traditionalism and politics.

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Re: Another jolly internet story from Turkey
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2015, 11:08:29 pm »
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I'll sleep on the coach then :( damn immigrants

Damn right you will. The bed is just for starters. Wait till I start trying to turn your country into the hell I ran away from :lol: