Another jolly internet story from Turkey

[Daunt_Flockula]

Facebook, Twitter and Youtube got a ban today. And another ban is on the way for Google within 4 hours.

I fucking love being Turkish

[Leshma]

You can use yandex, vkontakte and vporn as alternatives.

[Daunt_Flockula]

It is no trouble for just a slightly internet-savvy user. The insolence is what strikes me. These snackbar bastards do not stop even after crossing the line and going way beyond it.

Oh, also you guys probably haven't heard it but we had a nation-wide blackout a few days ago. Fucking nation-wide... And it took more than 12 hours or so for the electricity to come back. God knows whatever the fuck they were trying to cover in the meantime.

[LordBerenger]

Better run before Sultan Erdogan officially allies with ISIS and makes it part of Turkey.

[Christo]

Yeah, you terrorists, stop poking eachother on facebook, you might cause a kebabsplosion

allahu snackbar

Oh, also you guys probably haven't heard it but we had a nation-wide blackout a few days ago.

I have, and also thought you guys will direct your anger about it here.

I saw no such threads unfortunately, and wasn't so sure if I should start one myself.

[Clockworkkiller]

But atleast you have aloha snackbar watching over you

[Daunt_Flockula]

Yeah, you terrorists, stop poking eachother on facebook, you might cause a kebabsplosion

allahu snackbar

I have, and also thought you guys will direct your anger about it here.

I saw no such threads unfortunately, and wasn't so sure if I should start one myself.

Yeah, it is downright sad that I can't do anything other than post on a gaming forum and whine.

Better run before Sultan Erdogan officially allies with ISIS and makes it part of Turkey.

I am still hoping that he will eventually have to be the one to run, run with heels beating his ass cheeks as he does so. If, just if that armor of power of his gets slightly cracked, he is done for good. There is enough material available to get him imprisoned for ages. A man can hope, right?

[Algarn]

Yeah, it is downright sad that I can't do anything other than post on a gaming forum and whine.

I am still hoping that he will eventually have to be the one to run, run with heels beating his ass cheeks as he does so. If, just if that armor of power of his gets slightly cracked, he is done for good. There is enough material available to get him imprisoned for ages. A man can hope, right?

You should really come to a western european country. There's racism & economical problems of course, but it can't be worse than a state bashing the shit out of human rights, and isolating its inhabitants.

[the real god emperor]

You should really come to a western european country. There's racism & economical problems of course, but it can't be worse than a state bashing the shit out of human rights, and isolating its inhabitants.

We are used to it dont worry

[Latvian]

remind me why they do this again?

[Vovka]

remind me why they do this again?

forced to remove a couple of photos of a dead Turk
deny access effective way, because freedom of speech brings a lot of money

[Daunt_Flockula]

Vovka wrote the dl;dr version. Here is the longer version for those who would like to learn more:

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A 14-year-old child was shot in the head with a gas shell by a police officer during the Gezi protests. The kid was not even a demonstrator. Was just on his way to the bakery to get morning bread. The kid died under extensive care a year later. And the murdering officer(s) never got brought to justice.

Two members of an illegal marginal left organization somehow managed to get into the heavily guarded justice courthouse where the prosecutor in charge was. They held him captive (surprisingly that happened during that national blackout). Told him to reveal the murderers' names on live broadcast. He apparently agreed and the request was communicated to the besieging police officers, who also seemed to agree. Then the police officers barge in. Kill the demonstrators and the prosecutor ends up dead too. Forensic reports say there was 10 bullets in his body. Apparently, the police played a big part in his murder.

Anyway, most of what happened had already been shown on tv. And the reason behind this ban was that they didn't want the event's pictures to be distributed online. Funny, isn't it.

Btw, this prosecutor was the 5th one allocated to the case and he was just on the verge of casting light on it. The two guys who held him hostage must have known and probably never intended to kill him. But their organization (not mentioning name for obvious reasons) has been known to be infiltrated probably by state intelligence officers. They had been making hella stupid scenes lately. An example: An al-Qeda member blows up two police officers in a suicide attack several months ago. This stupid left organization, which has nothing at all to do with it, takes the blame. Later, after shit has been clarified, they say sorry "that they thought it was their guys who did it".

Weird stupid shit, I know.

[Daunt_Flockula]

I am a restless sleeper Heskey. You would have to order a king-size bed just for me.

[Tibe]

This is why you dont mix religion, hardcore traditionalism and politics.

[Daunt_Flockula]

I'll sleep on the coach then damn immigrants

Damn right you will. The bed is just for starters. Wait till I start trying to turn your country into the hell I ran away from