You scoundrels!!!
Yes, you pigs in wolf's clothing! In typical Strat fashion, the lines have been drawn. To quote some leader of some country at some time, "Those who are not for us are against us."
That sort of bro-coding annoys us to no end. So hear this! All of the 13 Knights will support whoever we deem to be the underdog (except Dirk- he's stuck in camp again, and is quite happy to trade for Blue and his neutral faction to ensure a strong, defendable trading simulating group.
Which is all good for them, but my blood boils at the thought of the Wardens crushing everyone they think that they may stand in their way! I am putting a call out for support against the tyrannical rule of these self righteous low lifes! (this is for propaganda purposes only; I personally like Finnian, Thalion and Rostham (and probably the rest) and 'm sure we'd be bffs if we lived closer together- but that's not the point- I am trying to incite you to war!). Um, where was I? Oh yeah- scoundrelly, lousy, evil-minded, grasping, belligerent A-holes. And by A, I mean Asgard, in which they create a hole to send our ticks to Asgard.
So, all you licentious dick for brains, man up, sharpen your weapons, and stand in the shieldwall of justice! (just kidding, we stopped making people sit in shieldwalls a long time ago. A Euro tactic, where they like everything neat and ordered. you sit there, get shot at by arrows, and when the first shield breaks due to range (about the same time most NAers fall asleep), you charge. And then everyone hacks til everyone is dead, then you do it again.
BUT! Neither I or the Wardens insisted on such tactics. We both like guys with initiative (you've been playing NA1 forever, you know what to do), wither flanking, or chasing for getting chased (a good way to tie up four of the enemy- they love to chase peasannts). But go in TS so we have a slight idea of what you are doing- and can give the gentle reminder that you are being stupid- which happens to us all battle raged individuals sometimes.
So, when I go to war (which I will do after some shopping), I beg and plead of you to keep the rosters even. AS much as you hate me or love the Wardens, remember your first love- a good battle. And i know on both sides we had some glorious defeats, i which we lost, but the battle itself was so epci it made everyone happy. We also remember the gankings, in which it was as miserable for the winner as it was the loser.
So, even though an oath made me quit; I'll break that oath if we have decent roster support. And I'm sure our honourable, worthy, wonderful (oops, propaganda) nasty, Bolshevik, back-stabbing enemies would agree on this.
