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Offline Clockworkkiller

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Clockwork is dead
« on: February 08, 2015, 07:44:40 am »
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ate a can of tuna, then looked at the can and saw the expiration date was 8/11/14

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2015, 08:07:01 am »
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Delete your browser history? Ever heard of going incognito, nubmunch? 
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2015, 08:56:15 am »
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No worries, usually there is a big margin from expiration day to real expiration day (depends ofc on what product we're talking about)

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2015, 10:57:48 am »
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If it looked good, smelled good and tasted good, it probably was fine. Expiration dates are for chumps.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2015, 02:55:44 pm »
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No.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2015, 03:12:16 pm »
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ate a can of tuna, then looked at the can and saw the expiration date was 8/11/14

if i die, delete my browser history and cookies before anyone finds it, donate my looms to charity and tell jimmy i'm sorry i stole his animal crackers back in the 2nd grade

thats only half a year past

ive eaten food that "expired" 2-3 years ago

canned food lasts a really long time

just use eyes and nose

like scavenger animal

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2015, 04:09:04 pm »
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Do you think a scavenger animal would eat a 3 year old carcass? No, it wouldn't. So what you said makes no sense, Clockwork is gay.
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2015, 04:46:08 pm »
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Dude it's a can. I've eaten cans that were over 5 years over expiry.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2015, 05:17:13 pm »
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Do you think a scavenger animal would eat a 3 year old carcass? No, it wouldn't. So what you said makes no sense, Clockwork is gay.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2015, 06:51:39 pm »
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If it looked good, smelled good and tasted good, it probably was fine. Expiration dates are for chumps.

It's a sad state of affairs that expiration dates have to be so safe that they lose practically all meaning.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2015, 11:00:44 pm »
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ate a can of tuna, then looked at the can and saw the expiration date was 8/11/14

if i die, delete my browser history and cookies before anyone finds it, donate my looms to charity and tell jimmy i'm sorry i stole his animal crackers back in the 2nd grade

Shit happens dude

Was it properly stored, not exposed to the sun for an example?

If it was hiding in a fridge or freezer all this time (crazy I know), it won't have any problems.

Hell even if it was thrown around in room temperature it will be fine. Cans are supposed to last long.

Chocolate is like the best example. It becomes a bit weird looking on the surface, but is perfectly edible even if it's old.
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2015, 11:13:09 pm »
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People eat outdated cans of food in Dayz all the time. Don't worry
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2015, 11:49:18 pm »
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Expiration dates depend a LOT on the kind of food, canned food can often be eaten way past the expiration, but Witchcrafts scavenger method mostly does it

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2015, 04:29:04 pm »
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Gotta love how the bastard has stopped posting and is faking he is dead already :lol:

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2015, 05:22:35 pm »
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Do you think a scavenger animal would eat a 3 year old carcass? No, it wouldn't. So what you said makes no sense, Clockwork is gay.

That is completely besides the point mate...

But I agree on the last part of your post.

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