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Offline Xant

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2015, 05:38:15 pm »
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Quote from: Nightmare798 on February 10, 2015, 05:22:35 pm
That is completely besides the point mate...

But I agree on the last part of your post.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2015, 06:16:56 pm »
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If its expired dont eat it, the date is there for a reason. How do you think ebola started? Yeah, people not giving a shit about expiration dates. I accidentally drank an expired ketchup once, now im a shitposter.
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2015, 06:37:36 pm »
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Quote from: Xant on February 10, 2015, 05:38:15 pm
How are you even able to function

I should be asking you the same question
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2015, 07:29:29 pm »
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what if he was lying and it wasnt tuna

what if it was dog food

Quote from: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 06:16:56 pm
If its expired dont eat it, the date is there for a reason. How do you think ebola started? Yeah, people not giving a shit about expiration dates. I accidentally drank an expired ketchup once, now im a shitposter.

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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2015, 08:15:26 pm »
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2015, 12:55:58 am »
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2015, 01:11:52 am »
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2015, 03:52:36 am »
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plot twist:
fukushima tuna
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2015, 11:40:39 am »
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One time I drank milk that was one day past expiration. I know, I know, I'm a badass.
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2015, 09:47:24 am »
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I tried to do yoga on my pet Hyena but he bite off 4 my fingers how can i get him to stay still and not bite?
i found him in the forrest he was by himself and i have been taking care of him for 9 years, he urinate in my house, and my bedsheets, it doesn't bother me cause i don't shower anyway, but what should i do to fix this problem
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2015, 05:12:29 pm »
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Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 14, 2015, 09:47:24 am
I tried to do yoga on my pet Hyena but he bite off 4 my fingers how can i get him to stay still and not bite?
i found him in the forrest he was by himself and i have been taking care of him for 9 years, he urinate in my house, and my bedsheets, it doesn't bother me cause i don't shower anyway, but what should i do to fix this problem

Fuck him.
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2015, 06:58:12 pm »
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Dude it's a can. I've eaten cans that were over 5 years over expiry.
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Quote from: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 06:16:56 pm
If its expired dont eat it, the date is there for a reason. How do you think ebola started? Yeah, people not giving a shit about expiration dates. I accidentally drank an expired ketchup once, now im a shitposter.
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2015, 07:05:56 pm »
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Two days ago i swallowed an ice-cube whole. It has not come out in my poop. I am very scared.?
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2015, 08:29:24 pm »
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Re: Clockwork is dead
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2015, 08:59:46 pm »
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Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 14, 2015, 07:05:56 pm
Two days ago i swallowed an ice-cube whole. It has not come out in my poop. I am very scared.?
Is It Stuck?

it got stuck to the piece of gum that you swallowed when you were 6 years old
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