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2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:04:56 pm »
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the mountain off game of thrones, if this guy isn't the worlds strongest man i have no idea who is.
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2015, 03:07:38 pm »
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No vikings since the 12th century or so.
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2015, 03:15:32 pm »
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Thought vikings got bored of gay viking culture so they all went and became Greek/Roman and joined Byzantine/Roman Empire.
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2015, 03:18:34 pm »
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Thought vikings got bored of gay viking culture so they all went and became Greek/Roman Christian and joined Byzantine/Roman Empire stopped being terrifying murderhobos.

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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2015, 03:27:21 pm »
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2015, 03:29:52 pm »
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2015, 03:33:50 pm »
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Saxon is the next viking to carry 640 kg log.

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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2015, 03:38:02 pm »
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No vikings since the 12th century or so.

Hey HEY let them be proud to be part of a lineage (?) of a retarded, useless and dominated population
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2015, 03:41:31 pm »
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Look at what a useless prick this guy is in real fighting, by the way. All that strength and his punches visibly have no power behind them, he's DEAD after three minutes of, at best, medium intensity sparring, and he's slower than my grandmother. And dat footwork. As everyone with experience knows, bodybuilders are useless when it comes to anything but brief displays of useless strength.



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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2015, 04:00:04 pm »
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I don't know anything about his background but I'm assuming he's a powerlifter rather than a body-builder. Either way I wouldn't want to get caught out by him at my weight class.
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2015, 04:20:50 pm »
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Look at what a useless prick this guy is in real fighting, by the way. All that strength and his punches visibly have no power behind them, he's DEAD after three minutes of, at best, medium intensity sparring, and he's slower than my grandmother. And dat footwork. As everyone with experience knows, bodybuilders are useless when it comes to anything but brief displays of useless strength.

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So? This guy isn't a bodybuilder. Bodybuilders train to strike poses. This guy trains to do brief displays of strength. Fighters train to fight. A fighter would suck in a bodybuilding competition, a strongman would suck in a fighting competition and a bodybuilder would suck in a strongman competition. All of these physical disciplines are useless to most people's daily lives, so I don't see why any of them would be less useless than any of the others.

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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2015, 04:23:41 pm »
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He's strongman, not bodybuilder. Also, he can learn how to fight, it's all matter of training. Just like his trade, and bodybuilding. And something useful for a change, mathematics.

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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2015, 04:37:50 pm »
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So? This guy isn't a bodybuilder. Bodybuilders train to strike poses. This guy trains to do brief displays of strength. Fighters train to fight. A fighter would suck in a bodybuilding competition, a strongman would suck in a fighting competition and a bodybuilder would suck in a strongman competition. All of these physical disciplines are useless to most people's daily lives, so I don't see why any of them would be less useless than any of the others.
"So" that most bodybuilders and strongmen do it for the atavistic "big guy = strong fighter = alpha" image, whether they know it or not (what other possible reason would there be? Name me one that doesn't come down to that). This is also how they are perceived -- the layman will go "damn that dude is big, better not fuck with him." Any bouncer will tell you that bodybuilders (or strongmen) tend to be the worst customers, thinking that they're great fighters and being loud about it. The whole "no no they don't do it for that image at all they do it FOR THEMSELVES" reminds me - and makes just as much sense - as girls going "no no, I don't wear make up and skimpy clothing for the guys, I wear it for myself"... displaying a profound ignorance of the mechanics at play under the hood.

Fighting is never useless, unless you want to be at the mercy of others. All authority stems from violence. It also changes social dynamics a lot. Being the baddest motherfucker in the room means a lot in human interactions, we're still wired just like we were when we lived in small tribes.
He's strongman, not bodybuilder.
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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2015, 04:44:56 pm »
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Saw 'Thor' in a Vice docu, didn't seem very sympathetic. Probably has had more needles in him than most heroin addicts.

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Re: 2 time Worlds Strongest Viking breaks ancient viking record
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2015, 05:43:17 pm »
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"So" that most bodybuilders and strongmen do it for the atavistic "big guy = strong fighter = alpha" image, whether they know it or not (what other possible reason would there be? Name me one that doesn't come down to that).
They do it because there is money and fame in it?

Fighting is never useless, unless you want to be at the mercy of others. All authority stems from violence. It also changes social dynamics a lot. Being the baddest motherfucker in the room means a lot in human interactions, we're still wired just like we were when we lived in small tribes.
Fighting is probably more useless than being able to lift heavy things and have an ''attractive'' physique in my life and as far as I can see for anyone in my surroundings. Very little authority stems from unarmed violence by the individual wielding the authority these days. Can't remember a social interaction in my life where the baddest motherfucker enjoyed advantages in human interactions or when I was at the mercy of others. Besides, isn't the baddest motherfucker hard to spot as muscles and size are not a proper indicator of fighting ability? Violent people get looked down upon here and fighting ability gets few people anywhere on the social economic ladder. Dunno what kind of barbaric hole of Finland you reside in, but in a modern society fighting is for retards.

The only situation I can imagine unarmed violence playing a role in my life is a bar fight, and they are extremely rare and very short in the places I go to. Though I won't argue that this guy is even close to the best fighter, his sheer reach and size does mean that in a bar fight the layman and a few leagues above the layman still should not fuck with him. This guy trains for explosive strength, lifting and pushing with his entire body. Boxing gloves and rules make him a slow turd, but without the gloves this guy can is hard to hurt and if he gets a proper hold of anyone half his weight, he can do whatever with them.