MGS5

[Asheram]

Russian soldier kidnapping simulator.
Also playing with the solid snake camo is awesome lol.

[Xant]

Just bought it for 60 motherfucking euros, it had better be worth it. Or I'm going to be paying Molly a visit that, unlike last time, won't be sexual in nature.

[Banok]

Never got into MGS, just seems like childish cliches on level of the worst anime, that people inexplicably take seriously. I mean really why is that girl wearing nothing but a thong in combat.

Guessing its something you need to get into as a child when you don't know better.

[Siiem]

Never got into MGS, just seems like childish cliches on level of the worst anime, that people inexplicably take seriously. I mean really why is that girl wearing nothing but a thong in combat.

Because Hideo my old friendima told his devs they needed someone with sex appeal to sell miniature statues and other merch.

[Molly]

Just bought it for 60 motherfucking euros, it had better be worth it. Or I'm going to be paying Molly a visit that, unlike last time, won't be sexual in nature.

But... but... you prooooomised

[Xant]

Never got into MGS, just seems like childish cliches on level of the worst anime, that people inexplicably take seriously. I mean really why is that girl wearing nothing but a thong in combat.

Guessing its something you need to get into as a child when you don't know better.

Most of the gameplay is against realistic enemies and most of the characters are realistic. You just have to power through and ignore the weird crap.

[Leshma]

Banok confirmed homosexual.

[Xant]

Holy shit the first two hours of this game are weird, tell me it gets less Japanese.

[Xant]

Asked for a refund/10.

After the weirdest, most nonsensical, worst written and longest tutorial in the history of man, I thought maybe the game was done with being gay. But instead it chose to spring some ghosts on me in the middle of normal gameplay. Yeah, not paying 60 euros for that.

[Mr_Oujamaflip]

Yeah weird shit. Pick it up when it's cheaper it's got some decent gameplay once you ignore the ridiculousness.

[Xant]

That's the plan. Going to acquire it "by other means" later on. Not worth the money.

[Mr_Oujamaflip]

I've been surprised at all the 10/10s it's been getting but I guess its obligatory since it's the last one. Do wish reviews could be more reliable.

[Xant]

Yup. The gameplay itself is nothing special either. I mean, it's pretty fun, but it's nothing revolutionary, the AI is dumb, and after a while it gets rather boring. Seems like a 6-7/10 for me if you ignore the story and Hideo Kojima wanting to spam his name everywhere because Konami got rid of him.

[Mr_Oujamaflip]

Yeah. Basically that, Xant.

[Jarlek]

LoL yeah I agree that horse thing should've been a 1 time thing not every time you mount up. Also Miller is pretty annoying over the radio or is it Ocelot? And the credit rolls after every mission lol. Theres a lot of annoying stuff mixed in but overall I am really enjoying the game. Wish they would have given zip ties to use on tranq/stunned mobs as sometimes they wake up on their own and if there are a lot of guards capturing the post is a pain.

FYI, kick a stunned/sleeping enemy to wake them up, and then just aim a gun at them. They will then go into surrender mode and wont get up unless they're found by another soldier or the base goes on full combat alarm. You can also do this by sneaking up on an enemy and aiming a gun at them (hold Q and tell them to "get down"). Also lets you interrogate them. If you want the permanently gone, just fulton them out, but kick them first so they don't scream for help.