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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2014, 02:31:34 am »
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God damnit Heskey I already disproved this. The Yew longbow is a piece of shit compared to the Japanese bows, who folded their wood over 10^100 times.
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2014, 02:43:42 am »
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That's bullshit and you know it. Everyone knows that the Japanese found the perfect ratio of bow-to-man, which is 34:35 beard lengths (Don't even bother arguing on this, I've researched this extensively on Wikipedia). Yew is an inferior wood, it can't even speak Asian.

And eugenics is bullshit. The Japanese, like their bows, are the perfect ratio of man to er... Man... Stuff. Whatever the fuck. I say it's right so it's right, fuck you.
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2014, 03:01:30 am »
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You guys suck at debating and instead turn it into a farce to hide your lack of actual arguments
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2014, 03:06:27 am »
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You guys suck at debating and instead turn it into a farce to hide your lack of actual arguments

You're just mad and bad. If you knew how to read you would find out how good our arguments are, just like yours.

I'll agree that eugenics starts with 'yew', but it ends with 'ics', which is the ending to the word Nichts, which means nothing in German. So because of that, eugenics means nothing. Just because it's science doesn't mean it can't be wrong. But Japanese bows can't be wrong because it's Science, so you're wrong.
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2014, 03:07:54 am »
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Your attempt at humour is on the level of school kids. Can't debate the subject so regress to random nonsense
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2014, 03:09:40 am »
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I hope the irony of that last statement isn't lost on you.
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2014, 03:25:30 am »
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I know you are but what am I?
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2014, 03:46:58 am »
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Could God create a longbow with a draw weight so heavy that not even He could fire it?
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2014, 03:49:02 am »
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But Can Lonbow Be Real if Our god isn't Real?
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2014, 04:01:26 am »
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There is a word for these shenanigans btw - Relativism
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2014, 05:04:13 am »
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I need to make some random shit(ty) post so I can follow this 10/10 thread... hmm... what to say...

Could God create a longbow with a draw weight so heavy that not even He could fire it?

Two ways to answer this question.

The Atheist Approach
God does not exist, therefore he can't create anything, or fire anything. Could something that doesn't exist create something that he can't use? No. <- Simple answer.

The Religious Approach
God can do anything. Therefore he can create a bow that not even he can fire. But since he can do anything, he can also use anything, in this case any bow. <- Wtf.

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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2014, 05:16:51 am »
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2014, 07:17:24 am »
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2014, 09:05:57 am »
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Grumbs, nothing is true, everything is opinion. There is no such thing as objectivity. Idiots will argue this while using the internet, something that only exists because of an extremely long chain of knowledge built on observation of the universe around us over many generations. Relativist bullshit is the root of post-modern thinking. You can prance about and go "lol internet arguements" all you like Heskey. It's not like this is a huge philosophical debate that has shaped academia for the past decades or anything, of which internet arguements among mere plebs such as us are a symptom, right?
I'm not an atheist. I'm agnostic. I am more than willing to consider the possibility of on overarching consciousness controlling the universe, or a creator that sparked it's existence. It can't be proved one way or another, we simply don't have the tools to even begin to quantify. What can be easily, EASILY argued, is that none of the fumbling guesses, wishfull thinking, codified and completely arbitrary social mores masquerading as natural laws and straight up cynical manipulations for political/material control that describe literally every organized religion that mankind has ever spawned are all equally "true" or even slightly near the mark.
If i were to entertain the possibility of god's existence, it doesn't follow that I should somehow take seriously the possibility of Ashur, or Thor, or Toutatis, or Jupiter, or the relatively incredibly recent and modern abrahamic monotheistic interpretation. From the very begining of civilization religion was a tool of control for the elites over their subjects. I don't know how a thinking human being can read up on ancient Egypt or Assyria and not realize that, or any of the THOUSANDS of other organized religious systems whose sole purpose was to reinforce and perpetuate a preexisting social order. Even a superficial and cursory knowledge is more than enough to reach the obvious conclusion. What's particularly galling is to pretend science is just another belief system, as equally as valid and "true", but that's par for the course for post-modern idiots. If we will ever discern the true nature and existence of god, if there is one, it will be through science, not dogmatic rote repetition of what a prophet who was objectively more ignorant of reality than most school age children are today thought was super important.
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Re: RELIGION, WAR and STUPIDITY
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2014, 09:18:31 am »
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I personally think the Longbow is a terrific bow.

I totally loved the English Longbowmen in Age of Empires 2! They kicked ass real good.
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