Comeon brothers, join me and convert to the church of Maradona, our one and only god!
Our lord Maradona will watch over you on the football field, if you choose to follow the 10 commandments:
The ball must not be stained, as D10S has proclaimed;
Love football over all things;
Declare your unconditional love of football;
Defend the colours of Argentina;
Preach the words of "Diego Maradona" all over the world;
Pray in the temples where he preached, and to his sacred mantles;
Do not proclaim the name of Diego in the name of a single club;
Follow the teachings of the Maradonian Church;
Let Diego be your second name, and that of your children;
"No ser cabeza de termo y que no se te escape la tortuga." (Meaning "don't be a hothead and don't let the turtle escape you")
This will grant you passage to the sacred football fields in the heavens, join me brothers!
