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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2014, 08:30:02 pm »
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Explain to me what the fuck this shit is

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2014, 08:30:48 pm »
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it's a hilt lightsaber lol

it's to chop your own hand off while swinging this red penissaber so you can be cool like anakin

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2014, 08:31:24 pm »
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2014, 08:38:52 pm »
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On the other hand Disney will maybe set the bar even lower than Lucas.

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2014, 08:43:06 pm »
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That lightsaber shows the symptom I guess.
Has to be new, bigger, faster,... fuck where did we lose the story??!!
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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2014, 08:58:11 pm »
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Explain to me what the fuck this shit is

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What's wrong with that? I am sorry, never been much into Star Wars... Whole franchise always looked silly to me anyway.

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2014, 09:00:29 pm »
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What's wrong with that? I am sorry, never been much into Star Wars... Whole franchise always looked silly to me anyway.

Heretic ! And yeah, what's up with this crappy light saber ?

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2014, 09:01:00 pm »
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- Stormtroopers may be awesome, not just cannon fodder.
- Stormtroopers may be people, and have different personalities, not just cannon fodder.


This is something I'm hoping for too. Always loved the design of the stormtroopers, too bad they never really did anything, except shooting some even less important rebel troops.
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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2014, 09:02:31 pm »
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Will grab this chance to recommend Plinkett's illuminating new trilogy analysis, on where it all went wrong: http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
Nice but toooo loooong.
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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2014, 09:04:15 pm »
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What's wrong with that? I am sorry, never been much into Star Wars... Whole franchise always looked silly to me anyway.

It was fine until '83

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2014, 09:05:20 pm »
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And yeah, what's up with this crappy light saber ?
It has a cross-guard. Is it... Is it bad?

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2014, 09:10:14 pm »
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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2014, 09:12:03 pm »
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Leave it to the nerds to spaz out about a cross guard saying it will chop off your fingers. How about we see the movie and see how it's used. Maybe this particular character has a fighting style that makes it useful?

And what the fuck is wrong with a black storm trooper? Other than it offends your racist ass what could possibly be the problem?

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« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2014, 09:16:04 pm »
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What's wrong with that? I am sorry, never been much into Star Wars... Whole franchise always looked silly to me anyway.
Like most Sci Fi and fantasy stuff it's mainly aimed at kids. Used to like it when I was younger but have generally outgrown these universes a long time ago.

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Re: Star Wars 7 Teaser
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2014, 09:18:11 pm »
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It was fine until '83

Am i the only guy who doesn't think the first movies are omgwtf amazing best films ever with all the pew pew that cant hit shit and terrible one liners and people who cant actually use lightsabres very well? Sure they are good films but not really any better that then second trilogy (which at least had decent fights)



Or is it a case of FILM I LIKED FIRST MUST BE BEST! Like all the people calling the new star trek films shit and wank over the original series :D
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