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Re: Penis Homes
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2014, 09:17:51 am »
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Re: Penis Homes
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2014, 10:10:58 am »
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2014, 10:28:36 am »
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Re: Penis Homes
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2014, 11:07:44 am »
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When I saw the title, I thought this thread would be about penis-shaped houses.
But the reality turned out even more hilarious.

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Re: Penis Homes
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2014, 08:00:15 pm »
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I did read one interesting comment earlier suggesting that prostitutes would be properly labeled "penis hotels."

Or in some cases, motels.
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Re: Penis Homes
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2014, 10:57:57 pm »
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So then would gynecologists (I hope I'm spelling that right) be real estate agents? And where do mortgages come in?
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Re: Penis Homes
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2014, 11:03:42 pm »
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So then would gynecologists (I hope I'm spelling that right) be real estate agents? And where do mortgages come in?

Go to bank:

"I need a loan to pay off my penis"